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Cute and funny personality talk _ shake it, shake it to Naihe Bridge

1. People don't love me, and I don't love them. If people love me, they should promise each other.

2, it is unscientific to see a woman all her life, and it is easy to see a doctor.

We prepare for life endlessly, but life hasn't started yet.

4. Rich people will go bad, and I really want to go bad.

5, don't force a man to lie, he will hate you; Don't take his words seriously, you will hate him.

6. I try to lose weight every day except during meals. You still say I have no perseverance?

7. A real warrior dares to face his own face.

8. Why pretend to be pure when it's all water? Why pretend to be a sheep when they are all wolves?

9. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

10, there is an ugly monkey in the zoo that makes everyone vomit. One day I went and I vomited; One day you went and the monkey threw up.

1 1, it's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!

12, flowers often do not belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

13, success has a side effect, that is, thinking that the past practices are also suitable for the future.

14, I am also a spoony seed, and I drowned in the rain.

15, shake, shake to Naihe Bridge.

16, you are really a beauty. In other words, you are beautiful only in the tunnel, because there are no lights in the tunnel.

17, no, the bowl is made of iron. If there is no food in it, what are you going to eat?

18. Years later, I lamented those two teenagers: one was amazing and the other was gentle.

19 Grandpa Mao, I love you. I've only fought for you all my life.

20. Never hang yourself from a tree. You can try it several times in the surrounding trees.

2 1, mature people don't ask the past, smart people don't ask the present, and open-minded people don't ask the future.

22. I don't want to eat porridge every day. I went to the vegetable market yesterday. I think I'll continue to eat porridge.

23, the hero Mo Wen was born, rogue regardless of age.

24, rich people, people without money are difficult!

25. Life is like a dance, but the person who teaches you the first dance step may not be able to accompany you to the end.

26. Don't be my enemy. I can tell you responsibly that I will kill you.

27, turn one year to sell one year, fate! I learned it from a pit, thank you! Horizontal approval is: self-taught!

28. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of 10 thousand people blocking me, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself.

29. After listening to your words, saints study.

30. The most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

3 1, the price of wisdom is contradiction, which is a joke of life on outlook on life.

32. One day, Mung Bean broke up with his girlfriend. He kept crying and crying, and the result was cute.

33. As soon as you close your eyes and open them, the day passes. As soon as my eyes closed, I never opened them again, and my life passed like this.

34. Without women, the earth would still turn, perhaps even faster.

35. Impulse shows that you are still passionate about life. Always impulsive, which means you don't know life yet.

36. The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to have food in one place forever, but to have food everywhere all your life.

I can't change the beginning, why not forget the ending?

38. I am a bird. I want to fly, but I can't fly high, huh? I have no long hair.

Don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

40. I deliberately study, work, live and live like a person!