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I really want to slap myself (20 sentences selected)

1, why am I so sleepy? I really want to slap myself to wake up.

2, dig out some unused lipstick, I really want to smoke myself.

I really want to slap myself and wake myself up early.

4, these two days are too square and a bit awkward. I really want to slap myself!

I pay for my recklessness and impulsiveness! I really want to slap myself!

6. I was depressed for a week and wanted to fan myself out.

7. I feel that my intestines are ruined! ! ! I really want to slap myself.

8. Life is so confusing that I want to slap myself and ask myself why I am so awesome.

I really want to slap myself. Braised pork rice can't keep its mouth shut when it's delicious.

10, I really want to slap myself after every invalid chop: I want you to buy so many useless things.

1 1. I just flipped through my circle of friends in college for four years, and I feel like I'm about to slap myself.

12, everything stems from my laziness and lack of progress in Cancer, and I have achieved nothing. I really want to backhand myself.

13, talking too much is a bad habit. I really don't know how to remember it after n times. I really want to slap myself.

14, I really want to slap myself. Why are you so timid? I can't * *, I can't be angry, and I can't be angry.

15, don't calculate the problem when you are sleepy. The more you get angry, the more you wake up. I really want to slap myself.

16, had a midnight snack or barbecue. I really want to slap myself and wake up the "temperance" that has been sleeping for a long time!

17, I don't want to sleep at night, I can't get up during the day, and I can't put down my mobile phone every day. Now I deeply spit out my own mobile phone.

18, I really want to slap myself. When can I go to bed early? Maybe it's just like maybe he won't be active in business or go to bed early.

19, I was so angry that I didn't want to talk. I am really tired. Sometimes I want to give up, but I'm still persuading others to keep on cheering! I really want to slap myself.

20. I really hate that no matter what I do, I only know regret. I just complain about hard work and want to go home and slap myself to wake myself up.