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How do you feel when ligating?

If you are a woman, I will tell you in detail the process and feelings of my own ligation: that day, the doctor gave me some very simple physical examinations, looked at my stomach and vulva, pressed around me several times and called me into the operating room. The nurse first shaved off Mao Mao's hair and let me lie on the operating table. I got an injection of anesthetic in the middle of my stomach, which hurt like a needle stuck in my stomach. Then it was disinfected, and a light green surgical towel was covered on the stomach, leaving only a small piece in the middle exposed. The doctor started with the scalpel 5 cm below my navel and cut a 4 cm long incision vertically downward, as if I could still hear a light "zi-"sound, which was a sharp blade cutting the skin. It turns out that the sound of belly cutting sounds so scary! The stomach was cut open layer by layer. When I cut the innermost thin peritoneum, I suddenly felt trembling with pain. The doctor opened the incision to both sides with two iron hooks, put two fingers into my abdominal cavity, rummaged between my small intestines, looking for fallopian tubes, which made me sick. Finally found the tube, raised the abdominal cavity, and pulled out the small intestine piece by piece. I heard the nurse shout, "Oh, dear! The small intestine has been pulled out! " I was so scared that my intestines were torn apart by them. I only feel that the doctor is pulling out the intestines for a long time and examining them carefully for a long time: "Fortunately, there is no bleeding." I just put it back, and a sharp pain hit me when I ligated and cut the tube. I almost fainted. I rummaged through my stomach like crazy again, found the right fallopian tube, pulled it out, and repeatedly identified whether it was an appendix. Ligate the tube and the pain will be slightly better this time. Finally, I got three stitches in my stomach. The operation is very fast, one ***25 minutes. The doctor said that I am a posterior uterus, and my stomach is full of winding small intestines. It is really difficult to find the fallopian tube deep in the abdominal cavity by bypassing so many small intestines. However, the doctor said: If the abdominal muscles are relaxed as much as possible during the operation, the pain and discomfort will be relieved a lot. Later, the anesthetic passed, and my waist was so painful in the depths of my stomach that I couldn't stand it. Ligation doesn't require hospitalization, so I went home after intravenous drip. Come back to the hospital the next day and have an intravenous drip. After 3 days, my stomach won't hurt too much. On the sixth day, I came to the hospital to remove the suture on my stomach. 10 days later, my body felt completely recovered. Now, the color of the scar gradually fades, and the eyes of the suture needle gradually disappear. To say the sterilization effect of female tubal ligation, the success rate is above 98%. Except for a few people, tubal regeneration ability is particularly strong, tubal ligation will re-grow, generally will not be pregnant again.