Funny personality, talk about super domineering personality signature, humorous (54 sentences)

1. Although I will not be generous to all beings, I will be harmful to everyone.

It's really comfortable for people who don't like me to add trouble to your heart.

If you don't put me down, I'll blow you up on the tank.

I would rather be indifferent and numb than cowardly and humble.

5. If time is a butcher's knife, obesity is Tu Longdao!

6. I went to the city to take part in the pigeon racing yesterday, but I went alone.

7. Pretend to be a city dweller. Now the earth is called a village.

8. Every summer when I get a tan, I always think, "Nothing, make it up in winter."

9, a group of dogs behind money, it is difficult to go without money.

10, it goes without saying that you are ugly, and my beauty is a diversion.

1 1, patience with fools is zero, even if it's ugly.

12, men may not be handsome, but they must have taste.

13, feasting makes a man's ambition, and carefree virtue shows a woman's amorous feelings.

14, not good at communication and not interested in getting to know you.

15, what is your vital capacity? You can blow cow B so big.

16, single for a long time, let alone unscrew the bottle cap, I can unscrew the fire hydrant.

17, others threw cold water on me, and I was steaming.

18, single man's name is single dog, single woman's name is Goubuli.

19, I am fat, but I will not be thin because I am cool.

20. I should turn a blind eye to your pretend.

2 1, I regard money as dirt, and my father regards me as a septic tank.

22. At the beginning of life, nature is good, play with your heart, and get out.

23. Girl, do you know that pretending to be forced is more shameful than selling cute?

I don't care whether your face is ugly or not, but you'd better put away your fangs in front of me.

25. Love can be told to many people, but only to you.

26. When I get married, I will blow up the divorce office.

27. Some people say I am ugly, but I didn't expect to be blind at an early age.

28, the red apricot does not go out of the wall, resolutely pull it out.

29. I care about your big circle. Talk to me well.

30. Others think they are artists, but I feel I am home.

3 1, Xueba, don't be proud that your future boss may be scum.

32. The road to life is hard. Make friends, not dogs!

33. Take the first-class style and do the dirty work.

34. Learn not to be angry first, and then learn to make people angry.

35. Eating food is like a train. To sum up, just eat, eat, eat.

36. Tell 2B what you said.

37. When you've had enough waves, you'll have to suck hard.

38, the important task in the future is to make 08.

39. Get up earlier than chickens, go to bed later than cats, and earn less hair than baldies.

40. Others don't look as good as you.

4 1, please continue to love me and don't give up chasing me.

42. Brothers are brothers and women are clothes. I'll strip anyone who touches my hands and feet.

43. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

44. Cute is justice, and I am truth.

45, want to die, bought a bottle of pesticide, the lid says-another bottle.

46. Close my eyes and I see my future.

47. When I was in junior high school, I made an appointment to fight together after school. He called dozens of people, but I only called one, and that was * * *.

48. I am great. I am very strong. I can lick my old wounds alone.

49. I have tried my best. Don't go out and steal food. Let me feed you.

50, the rest of my life is so beautiful, why deal with a group of dogs.

5 1, I really miss you, want to sleep with you, want to wake up with you.

I don't like people looking at my things and touching my things.

Everyone else is holding hands, but I am holding a dog in my hand. Take a walk and see who is dissatisfied with biting.

I heard that you had a bad life, so I sat at the door and laughed all day.