Humorous sentences praising women

Humorous sentences praising women are as follows:

1, the state is born with two sorrows, which is a disease. Tears a little, breath slightly.

2. You are very generous, very ladylike.

3, more than thirteen, cardamom first in early February. The spring breeze travels ten miles along Yangzhou Road, and you never know when you will roll up the bead curtain. Affectionate but always ruthless, I feel proud when I can't laugh. The candle on the table lit the heart, and it also saw the parting; You see, it shed tears for us and flowed to the morning.

4. There are beauties in the south, such as peaches and plums in Hua Rong.

5, hands are soft, skin is like jelly, collar is like salamander, teeth are like rhinoceros, nodding your head, smiling skillfully, and looking forward to it.

6, weak bones can not boast of abundant wings, and the group is calm and calm. Who could sleep on Peng Island in the past? Hu Xuanzang danced in all directions.

7. Looking at the lost fish and geese, San Xiao is shy in the mirror.

8. Pak Lei's face is pale, and her waist is quiet and beautiful, and her actions are like weak willows. Bright eyes and white teeth, soft skin, curved eyebrows with willow leaves, jade bone with ice muscles, and a fairy descending from the earth, are beautiful.