On campus funny character daquan 202 1

1, don't call me melodramatic or pretentious, I just can't talk very well.

2. Don't exchange my secret for friendship with others.

My attitude has always been decided by myself.

As long as you give me glory, I will be crazy.

I told you to leave here. Did you leave here?

6, between men and women, there will always be ambiguity, only love.

7. There is no need to pretend to be a good person, just do what you like.

8, white-collar workers are a fart, so is raising pigs.

9. I am ordinary, but I am really the only one.

10, if you don't want it, say goodbye as soon as possible.

1 1, there are some things I know are wrong and I'm still insisting.

12, I am not a service person, and you have no right to ask me to answer you.

13, don't tell me forever, I can't live that long.

14, don't challenge me to hack your speed with your idiot degree.

15, the sun is really warm, it's time to dry your tears.

16, you deny me with the whole world, and I will accompany you to deny the whole world.

17, gold always shines, and you glass slag only reflects light.

18, I can confidently tell you that he will be with you because you look like me.

19, make friends with interests, then you can go straight now.

If you don't have that ability yourself, don't say others are too powerful.

2 1. All excuses are nonsense and can be used to cover up unwillingness to sacrifice.

22. I have an emotional cleanliness. It's not that easy to get acquainted with me.

As long as you are my friend, I will always stand by your side, even if it is heinous.

I can only love you all my life, not for a while.

25. Take me to Qiangri, and I will destroy your world first.

26, some things don't try to be brave, some people don't have to force.

27, my heart grave, afraid of death can not let go of the protagonist.

I don't think I like you at all, because you are not cool at all. I like cool kimi best.

29. The moonlight shines on the bed and does not turn off the lights at night; Why do you ask? I just can't sleep.

30. I like nobles, but I don't like single nobles. Who thinks like me?

3 1, Cancer's friends are lucky, and the three boys of the heir have been angry with you.

32. Who said that men are better than women and have the ability to let men help you have a child?

33. Women are all knives and axes.

34. My tears always sparkle, but you devalue them.

Decades have passed, and we have all become a pile of ashes, and no one knows anyone.

What we rural people lack is money, and what you city people lack is virtue.

You can laugh or cry, and you don't have to be protected by others.

If one day I change, it's because of you.

Stay with me or get out of my world forever.

What others think of me has nothing to do with me, but depends on what I think of others.

4 1, I have a beautiful face, but I have a style that you don't have.

42. Angels are just birds and demons are just bats.

43. It is better to ask for help than to ask for help. Why look at other people's faces?

44. I am not beautiful, but I may not be able to value you.

45. What are you arguing about? Come out alive after the quarrel.

46. You betrayed me and expect me to forgive you.

47. From now on, it is no longer literature and art, because I am no longer suitable for youth.

48. Don't think you are important to me. I can still live a wonderful life without you.

49. You can be arrogant, but can you make a good future?

50. I am not the king of expression, and I can't play the kind of anxiety you want.

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1, whether the coat is clean, others pay attention to the collar, and the wife pays attention to the pocket. 2. Teacher, I will swallow your punishment with a smile; And you will punish me with a murderous look on your face.

3, the same is meat, why is it very popular on the chest and so annoying on the stomach? Is this geographical discrimination?

4. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing the channel.

5, the monster is a good boy, he will say to Altman; Don't be sad, just hit me.

6. You planted a girlfriend in the back hill in spring, and you are cuckolded everywhere in autumn!

7. The final review of Xueba before the exam is called checking for leaks, the medium one is called Jingwei Reclamation, and almost it is called Goddess Mending the Sky. I call it creation.

8. The sign of an immature man is that he can die bravely for his ideal, and the sign of a mature man is that he can live humbly for his ideal.

9. Other classes have good grades and good discipline, and are liked by teachers, while our class is nothing more than high value.

10, go, go, don't spoil the word youth, you are already in beginning of autumn!

1 1, catching up with thieves usually takes back the lost ones; Catch up with female friends, and your loss has just begun.

12, I will find a boyfriend with the same surname as you, have a son and call you by your name. If you can't be husband and wife, you can be my son

13, those who score higher than me are not necessarily bullies, but those who score lower than me are scum!

14, about my parents' suspicion of puppy love, I just want to say that you overestimate my ability.

15, be modest, listen to other people's opinions, and then carefully write down who has a problem with you.

16, each of us is a dreamer. When dreams disappear, we will miss home.

17, there is a kind of fate, and after letting go, it becomes a landscape. Have a heart and stick to China is sincere. You see, I am close to heaven; You don't understand. I'm a passer-by

18, coming to school early every day, seems to love learning, but several people know that we are here to copy homework.

19, I'm dead and I have something to burn. Small things arouse the soul, big things dig the grave. Really miss me. Come down with me. If you encounter a line, it is purely a walking corpse!

20. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street.

2 1. When I was a child, I thought bleeding was a very serious thing. Whether it hurts or not, cry first.

22. There are always a few people. The whole class laughed as soon as the teacher told them to get up and answer questions.

23. Be nice to your boyfriend in the future. After all, he has the best eyes in the world.

24. My greatest advantage is that I have a lot of money, and my greatest disadvantage is that I spend money too quickly.

25. I want to go that way, and I can see the beautiful flowers blooming there.

Fortunately, when he had many choices, he chose to stay with you.

27. I love that boy so much. He has strong shoulders and only allows me to rely on them.

28. Your glance, like a crystal spring, flowed into my mind. It is more profound than poetry and more beautiful than painting, just like the morning of the new century in my life.

29. I tried to give up perfectly, and I was really practical. You left, I left, and you and I separated.

30. I want to learn Korean dramas every time I take the bus. The hostess leaned her head against the glass, but she was smashed to pieces by the bus every time.

3 1, adventure makes me meet you, and fate makes me fall in love with you. I have something to say to you in my heart. But I'm afraid of hurting you. I think of you at this moment. I hope to see you soon. I really love you.

32. Can the stars meet you across the Milky Way? Not afraid of the distance, I just hope to be by your side at this moment. The past is like smoke, like a dream, which aggravates my thoughts and pursues eternal love in this life.

33. A senior accosted a junior in public and then kissed her on the face. The schoolmate immediately got angry and shouted shamelessly. The senior was shocked and kissed her decisively.

34. I have been poor and crazy recently, and I have no money to buy big cakes, so I can only eat steamed bread. Flatten the steamed bread if you want to eat pie. If you want noodles, comb the steamed bread with a comb a few times.

35. In fact, we are all three good students. Our three virtues are: having a good time, eating well and sleeping well.

36. The most eternal happiness in the world is ordinary, and the longest possession in life is cherish.

37. Posing is a symbol of vitality, while vanity is a sign of youth.

38. There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

39. A boy can hardly break up, but he is good at how to force you to break up.

40. What is the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni? They have big curly hair and small curly hair.

4 1, growing up, never afraid of the police, never afraid of hooligans, never afraid of my parents, the only thing I am afraid of is my wife!

42. Besides love, there are radishes in other people's fields.

43. Who says crows are generally black? In fact, one is darker than the other!

44. Old people can't kill children, women and men.

45. Q: Is the daughter-in-law important or the game important? A: Of course, it is important to be a daughter-in-law, so I only dare to play games and dare not hit my daughter-in-law.

46. It's not your fault that you are ugly. It's just that God took a nap. You should have the courage to face everything.

47. Some songs fall in love after listening to the prelude, some people fall in love at first sight, and some homework doesn't want to be done after opening the first page.

48. I laughed when I heard the weather forecast that it would cool down. This is not cooling, it is simply quick freezing!

49. I tried to look out of the window like a Korean heroine by the bus. The bad road conditions made me have a concussion.

50. Xueba: If only falling in love could be as simple as learning. Scum: If only learning could be as simple as falling in love.

5 1. How often do you take a bath in winter? In winter, take a bath

52. The teacher said: Recently, some students have always said that they are under great pressure. Why? The students thought to themselves: it's not because of you, teacher.

53. Happiness is actually simple. It's sweet to have grandpa with you, even if it's just getting up early with a glass of water.

54. The outstanding Young Pioneers won in primary schools are probably the pinnacle of my political career.

55, people are invincible, you are invincible, you say how cheap you are, you need to use space to measure.

56. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

57. I will go. Who are the fast men this year? They look as if they were joking with the singer.

58. Is there anyone who, like me, misses someone who has returned from afar?

59. When the head teacher talks nonsense, it's like chewing a program, and he can't stop!

60. I don't want a dog or a cat. I want to raise you. After all, raising pigs made me rich.

6 1, I am very simple. As long as you take me seriously. Your business is my business.

62. My wife and I haven't spoken for 18 months, so I haven't had a chance to interrupt her.

63. Nowadays, college students are so incompetent! Come and copy the porn and cut it out!

64. I am me, fireworks of different colors, he is him, two dollars for a bunch of flowers, you are you, and 70 cents for a box of firecrackers.

65. A day is actually very short. As soon as the computer is turned on and off, it will pass.

66. I would rather let China have no virgins than Japanese virgins.

67. A good friend is when two people smile at each other for no reason.

68. We should cherish everyone around us, because looking back at the broken neck in our last life, we met in this life.

69. If you dare to climb up my window and sing uneasily, I will sing the onion song with you.

70. It took five minutes to get up this time. You beat 88% of the students in the country. There is still a classmate in the dormitory who can't get up and is starting over. The dormitory next door collapsed.

7 1, if you delay, I'll kick you to the South Pole and waltz with penguins.

72. When I looked at you stupidly, did you also look at me stupidly?

73. Hold your head high, throw away snacks, put down your cell phone, dry your tears, and stop messing with yourself, girl. You still have a future.

74. Our development today is full of twists and turns, and there may be more tests waiting for us, but I only know one thing, I love you, and I just want to be with you forever!

75. There are always some girls who are men in front of girls and girls in front of men.

76. The most precious thing in the world is not what I can't get and what I lose, but the happiness I have now.

77. Home is not a haven for men after wandering! A woman's body is.

78. I used to use a beauty camera. Once I accidentally turned on the camera that came with my mobile phone, which scared me to throw it out.

79. The best love is to be happy and still be loved.

80. This scene ended in prosperity, but it was not beautiful, nor did it pour out my country, but it poured out all of me.

8 1, how can you say that you are out of your mind? If you have a brain, too.

82. The person I love is not my lover. Every inch of his heart belongs to others.

83, the same tap water, but it just feels that the kitchen is cleaner than the toilet.

I am not smart, beautiful or gentle, but I love you more than words.

85. When we believe that we are already quite important to the world, in fact, the world is only ready to forgive our naivety.

86. When you told me to get out, I got out. Now you want me to come back, I'm sorry, I rolled too far.

I threatened that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog in the heat of 38 degrees. It was not until today that I was frozen into a dog that I realized that the beautiful promise was too young.

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Funny personality talk daquan 20xx, 20xx latest personality funny talk about great beauty finishing release.

1. Everyone pretends to understand, but only a few idiots still don't understand.

2. The more others talk, the more they love, and the more we talk, the more nonsense we talk.

Today, the weather is very good. My colleagues and I are watching the scenery at the window. A large area of rape has been planted downstairs, and all of them have blossomed. The golden color is so beautiful that I can't help being intoxicated. Colleague: What do you think? I said: Flowers bloom into the sea, and my thoughts are disastrous. What about you? Colleague replied: It's summer, so you can take off your long pants.

4. Lovers form families.

If you are my type, I'm sorry, I don't feel like eating recently. Besides, you're not my type.

6. If you ignore me again, I will become a steamed stuffed bun. I am the most famous in Tianjin.

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

8. If my salary is not on time, my period will be on time.

9. Walking in the street, I like to pretend to look at the goods in the shop window, but I'm actually looking in the mirror.

10. What used to be a fairy tale love is now a hell of a life.

1 1. It is very important to remind everyone to learn how to repair notebooks! Once upon a time, there was a man who couldn't repair a notebook. Everyone knows what happened afterwards. If you have a pair of wings, you should be braised.

12. I accidentally want to grow old with you.

13. There was a young man who insisted on driving as a career, although he was famous for writing. He became famous when he was young. He was the idol of many boys and girls, and even adults worshipped him. He has taken many photos, loves to pursue fashion and likes motorcycles. But at present, he is experiencing unprecedented doubts. He is Lei Feng.

14. The dark society, tortuous life and stubborn life never need to be explained.

15. My last sentence was: employers and employees no longer have to be afraid of ghosts.

16. Since ancient times, no one has died and no one needs paper to shit.

17. The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone, but acne is still there.

18. What good is it for a man to gain the whole world but lose his own life?

19. Today, I met a woman on the road. She was expressionless. She just visually lost her love. She crossed the road without looking at the traffic lights and was almost hit by a car. The driver roared: Do you want to die? The woman shouted back: I know I still brake! Lz is extremely messy, look at its chic back.

20. I have eight honors on my left and eight disgraces on my right, representing my waist, harmony in my chest, people blocking killing, and Buddha blocking killing Buddha!

2 1. I study Tyrannosaurus rex feed, eunuch fertility, how much start-up capital is needed to engage in real estate on Mars and other professional academic issues.

22. The human heart is the most terrible opponent lurking in the dark.

23. Deputy Minister of People's Republic of China (PRC) People's Committee!

24. I can tolerate fake bodies, fake faces, fake breasts and fake hips! ! ! But I just don't tolerate money. Yes!

25. If you count the increase in wages and pork, you will find that you are not even as good as a pig!

26. Life is like: the deaf hear the dumb say that the blind see ghosts.

Most people are old, but few people are old.

28. Don't open the gift ribbon. At first, it was full of expectations, and finally it was corruption.

29. Buddha said: I also use Fuyanjie!

Lack of social experience means lack of exercise.

3 1. clap your head to make a decision, and clap your chest to make sure to leave.

32. Where is your father? My future baby, please tell me where your father's direction is.

33. Life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you work hard and all you get is a fart.

34. Women who say they are smart are unlikely to be dated, let alone hijacked by terrorists.

35. Close your eyes and fantasize about growing old with you. Tears streamed down her face.

36. I have fixed the wedding date, and now I just need to fix the groom!

37. Actually, I wasn't short before, but I often took a shower and shrank later.

38. A friend of mine is going to play in the grassland. As an Inner Mongolian, I explained some basic safety knowledge to her. For example, if she meets a wolf alone, don't turn around and run. Humans can never compete with wolves. The right thing to do is to stay where you are, make direct contact with the wolf's eyes and stare at it. Hold on as long as you can and die with dignity.

39. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ!

40. If you can only choose one person and your favorite food, how do you choose food? Eating food: eating people you like.

4 1. It is said that handsome men are unreliable, so why are many single people not handsome?

42. Having milk is not necessarily a mother, but having money must be a grandfather!

43. This morning in spring, I woke up carefree, hung up Q, and left alone. Suddenly I heard the voice of QQ. What is the truth?

44. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but I am poor.

45. If you don't have the potential to be a lovely girl, you must have the consciousness of being a woman.

46. What's it like to have a crush on someone? I feel like she has wifi on her.

47. It pains me to see skinny African refugees on TV, but my grandmother said, honey, don't be fooled by the TV now. They will have no money to eat, and their mother will take them to have a perm!

48. The one that warms a girl is called a warm man, and the one that warms many girls is called a hot dog.

49. You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you are thin, I am thin because you are sick, I smile because you are strong, and I am rich because I sold you a pig!

50. Women now: Looking back, the weather is good. Looking forward to the future, no grain will be harvested.

5 1. Blank is blank. Isn't your homework always blank? What are you afraid of?

52. There are no birds during the day, and the birds are fine at night.

According to the survey, most ethnic groups in our country have the habit of singing and dancing after drinking. Only when I am drunk by Han people will I start bragging!

54. People are like grains of sand, buried in each other and finally surfaced, which becomes a mess!

55. The party member activity of the Department of Mathematics forced girls to clean the boys' dormitory, which was really outrageous!

56. Where is your father? My future baby, please tell me where your father's direction is.

57. Until now, only chopsticks are affordable.

58. Whose Bluetooth special name is old sow! Every time you turn on Bluetooth, the system will prompt an old sow to pair with you.

59. Don't squeeze into the world where you can't get in. It's hard to humiliate yourself for others. Why bother?

60. As long as you dare to die, I dare to bury it.

6 1. People's fake ability made me give up the idea of fake.

When we parted, she gave me a kiss, which felt as real as People's Daily.

63. Women in the girl country will get pregnant if they drink river water. What does this mean? It shows that there are a group of hanging springs living by the upstream river.

64. As long as the rat poison teacher says: There is no regret medicine in the world, only rat poison ~

65. Be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

66. It is much more difficult to catch brain cells than eggs.

67. You don't ask, I don't say, this is the distance; You ask, I don't say, this is the gap; You ask, I say, this is trust; Don't ask, I told you, this is dependence.

68. People have a lot of backgrounds, but I only have my back.

69. I ran into my ex-girlfriend in the supermarket. She looked at the gloves in my hand and said bitterly: After you left me, you posted a variant and knew how to buy clothes for your girlfriend! I glanced at the cucumber in her shopping basket faintly and said, you have become gentle since you left me, and everyone knows that you have taken your husband home!

70. A child asked a rich man, Sir, why are you so rich? The rich man said: I had nothing like you when I was a child. My father gave me an apple, so I sold it, bought two more apples with the money I earned, and then sold it to buy four more apples. The child said thoughtfully, sir, I seem to understand. Mr. millionaire said, you know your sister. Later, when my father died, I inherited all his inheritance.

7 1. You, hurry online, hurry offline. I, shielding other information, just waiting for you.

72. A woman's makeup before the age of 30 is a kind of beauty, and it is a virtue after the age of 30!

73. My life has two sides, and so does yours.

74. Ambiguous is that I asked you to borrow money, but you didn't say that you borrowed it or didn't say that you didn't borrow it, only that your husband was not at home.

75. I have gained weight recently. When I smile on the phone, my face will touch the hang-up button.

76. Boys and girls in the next semester, please tell me which senior you like, and I'll tell her boyfriend.

77. Someone actually wears blue eye shadow, which is an insult to my dark circles!

78. I just wanted to make a boiled egg honestly, but now they have fried it into a poached egg.

79. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

80. According to the law, a man 18 years old can get married, but 18 years old can be a soldier. This illustrates a problem: first, it is easier to kill than to be a husband; Second, it is more difficult to live than to fight; Third, women are more difficult to deal with than enemies.

8 1. Every exam is given by my grandson, and my son will supervise me. ! !

82. How does the season of black silk make our thick legs feel?

83. No matter how fashionable a man is, he should bow his head in front of reality, and no matter how awkward a man is, he should take a shower and sleep.

84. The effect of contraception is that if you don't succeed, you will become an adult.

85. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. Pay back the money you owe!

Tell the teacher that something bad has happened. Math homework and Chinese homework turned into butterflies and flew away.

87. I like children, and I prefer the process of being a child!

88. I spit it out and posted it on the computer. Actually, it's nothing. I just hope the internet speed doesn't stop like I said.

89. Once I took a bath with my roommate in the dormitory, I changed his girlfriend's phone number to mine and sent him a text message in bed at night. Honey, I'm pregnant. I saw that guy suddenly turn over and get out of bed. Badabada smoked a pack of cigarettes and borrowed money from the dormitory.

90. Occasionally, living in silence will feel great, and living in silence will feel miserable.

9 1. For those children who are afraid to go to the toilet after watching ghost movies, I want to say that ghosts have dignity and will wait for you in your toilet every night.

What are you doing? I am looking up at the sky. What is the degree of looking up? This is the way I miss her. Why do you want to lift your head to one degree? In order not to let my tears fall

93. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

94. Life is like a journey. Life is like a journey. You can turn over somewhere.

95. I said: Have a life outside of work! So, there is overtime.

96. Youth fast food only asks which one to ignore.

97. Now you must look at the object carefully, because there are too many men and women now!

98. The rear wheel fell in love with the front wheel, but he knew he would never be with her, so he kissed every inch of land she turned over.

99. Getting used to going to the ends of the earth: A dozen friends just went up the stairs on the second floor for dinner and saw a man holding a pregnant woman downstairs. The buddy who walked in front quickly gave way to the side and turned around and said, Keep formation downstairs!

100. I have a little thought, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it!

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1. If you want to be a beautiful girl on campus, you must eliminate a group of fake students from a group of seniors.

2, when a person is in trouble, it is better to be with her.

You move the mouse to my avatar and right click to unlock this person's speech.

When I have money, I will buy a bus and drive it myself.

God takes special care of me. He didn't abandon me. He just plays with me occasionally.

If I hadn't taken off your clothes, you wouldn't know my love in detail.

7. I'm afraid the coffin will be lengthened after a certain year.

8. Little brother's love never goes to discount street.

9. The boss gave me two Jin of men, castrated them and took them away.

10. You can use the money there with or without it.

1 1, the minimum goal of a college student: peasant woman, mountain spring and a little field.

12, everyone has a dream, but the way of dreaming is different.

13, accidentally, I got a good look at you. I'm really sorry.

14, have the spirit of toilet, click it and everything will be clean.

15. It is said that this is the state when foodies are crazy: they are happy in their mouths and want to be thin in their hearts.

16, the man who dumped me, just hope that every woman in your future is not as good as one.

17, reading travel novels every day, the toilet I read is like the hole I traveled through.

18, how dare you wander the streets all day?

19, hold your hand and you will know that your child is ugly and full of tears. If you don't go, I'll go.

20. A woman can't see through her heart because her breasts are too thick.

2 1, suddenly looking back, that person is already in the marriage registry.

22. You don't have a life in Han Hong, but you have a figure in Han Hong.

23. What a wonderful world it would be if scores could rise like house prices.

24, I want to thin into a lightning bolt, illuminating such a wretched fat man.

25. Prices are in line with Europe, house prices are in line with the moon, wages are in line with Africa, and wives are in line with lovers.

26. When I saw you in The Man Show, I looked down, not because I was shy, but because I was looking for bricks.

27. What I can't get on now is salary, but what I can't get off is weight.

28. Fiona Fang, what do you think of this matter? Hui Gong: I am blind.

29. Twenty is a leap for men, thirty is Microsoft, July Rhapsody is Panasonic, and fifty is Lenovo.

30. I opened this road and planted this tree. I want to cross this road and leave my underwear.

3 1, the wind is rustling and the water is cool. A man hit a woman and never paid her back.

32. A good woman will never ask her man to buy this or that, and a good man will never wait for his woman to ask for it.

When we heard the boss say that he would be fined again, we knew that he should spend all his private money on his little lover.

34. It was obviously a temporary worker, Xiaosan, but now they are all righted.

35. First love is not necessarily the first person, but the first person who makes you feel that love makes you desperate.

36. Sometimes two people can't be together because they don't love each other. But some things are more important than love, such as responsibility and friendship.

37. People's eyes have 576 million pixels, but they can't understand people's hearts after all.

I miss you, I miss everything about you, I like you, I love you, I love everything about you.

39. When some people die, it's nothing to do with me. Some people, I can't let go of them.

40, the tragedy of life, exams, others are reviewing, but I am previewing.

4 1, the family is very poor now, and even the mice have left with tears.

42. In order to chase you, I even pulled my underwear.

When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital in the world.

44. The man that women hate most is Chen Shimei; Man's favorite woman is Pan Jinlian.

Dear, let's dye our hair white together, so that we can grow old together.

46. Three elements of success: First, persistence. Second, shameless. Third, insist on shameless.

47. After an English listening class, the only thing you can understand is the first few Chinese words.

48. Once you were the oxygen in my life, now you only deserve to be carbon dioxide.

You are not in my dictionary at all, because there are no words in my dictionary at all.

50. The most powerful sentence of the physics teacher: You have the least friction when you come out.