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What does a knight do and say when he swears allegiance to the princess?

Kneel on one knee, put your hand in front of your heart, and say in that crisp voice, "I swear that from now on, I will always be loyal to Princess XX, and I will be faithful to Princess XX." I only have eyes for Princess XX, and I will never steal, hurt or betray her. I swear that from now on, if I do anything that hurts Princess XX, I will let Princess XX handle it. "