Talk about parent-teacher conferences. Talk about humor at parent-teacher conferences.

1, "Has your life changed since Singles Day?" "Before Singles Day, I was worried about the mid-term exam. After Singles Day, I was worried about the parents' meeting. Oh, what a change. "

2. Parents' meeting is the main reason for family conflicts.

3. "Dad, where are you going?" "I want to give you a parent-teacher conference."

At the parent-teacher meeting, the teacher said, "Jin Gyeong is a naughty boy." My child is angry below: "If you talk nonsense again, I will let my father hit you."

5. Parents' meeting, mistress, will destroy the family again.

6, old class, let her go, let go of the parent-teacher conference, you are destroying family harmony.

7. Parents' Singles Day in the Senior High School Entrance Examination This is the moment when teachers and students' affection, affection and love are on the verge of extinction.

8, the parents' meeting is a professional mistress, specializing in breaking up family happiness! !

9. Dad, where are we going? Go to your parent-teacher conference ~ ........

10, parent-teacher conferences will only affect family harmony.

1 1, Singles' Day is coming, the mid-term exam is coming, and there will be a parent-teacher meeting. The so-called love-study-affection triple blow!

12, why do parents have to have Singles Day and midterm exams in the same week! ! God really hit us three times! !

13, writing primary school summer homework for a long time. Beat classmates for primary school students! Charging standard: summer homework:12; Winter vacation homework:14; Parent-teacher conference: 30 "

14, the teacher thought of mistress, destroying love and hurting friendship. Finally, I came to a parent-teacher conference and took my family away.

15. If there were no homework, no tests, no exams and no parent-teacher conferences, I think everyone would like going to school very much.

16, Singles' Day has passed, and so has the mid-term exam. There will be a parent-teacher conference now. What should we do? What are you doing so sad?

17, when I held a parent-teacher conference, I found that the furthest distance in the world is not life and death, but that my mother-in-law is standing in front of you, but she can only call her aunt.

18, the school teacher is the one who destroys your love and friendship, and the parents' meeting is the one who doesn't even let your family go.

19, [In a few days, my parents' mid-term exam will be a triple blow to my career, family and love on Singles Day. ]

20. I looked at my mother outside the window on the day of the parents' meeting and found that she was old, which I never noticed.

2 1, after the mid-term exam is a parent-teacher meeting that hurts family feelings.

22. I once joked with a friend that education in China actually forces children to succeed, so most people in China can't afford to lose, and they don't have the mentality of losing. The loss is irreversible. If you score 80, your parents will expect you to score 100, and if you score 100, your parents will expect you to continue to score 100. I read an article before saying that getting 100 is actually enough, because you have proved that you have the ability to get 100. The biggest feeling I get from studying abroad is that foreign parents have an instinctive generosity, which may be related to the living environment, so they can not only win, but also lose. Psychological education and oppressive education mode really feel like a dutiful son with a stick.

23. I can tell you where dad went tomorrow. Dad went to a parent-teacher conference! ! -.-

24. Parent-teacher conferences are like mistresses, destroying family feelings.

25. The parent-teacher conference that destroyed family harmony has finally ended. Bless me.

26. "XX, why don't your parents come to the parent-teacher conference?" "Teacher, my parents have just returned from a trip to Africa."

27, monthly exam, ranking, ranking, parent-teacher meeting. After the meeting, break your legs, dry your tears and sleep on the road.

28. If there were no homework, no exams, no parent-teacher conferences, I think I would like going to school very much.

29. Parents' meeting is a demon trying to destroy family harmony! Let's boycott the parent-teacher conference!

30. I attended my children's parents' meeting for the first time yesterday. I did well in other aspects, but I was very naughty and often played with my classmates. I don't know whether the crying baby has milk to eat or whether the baby really likes fighting so much. I complained to the teacher about my classmates several times. Alas ..... it's so hard to raise children!

3 1, some parents don't understand their children's behavior, and even think, how did the children become like this and why did they do these things? People who have this idea must first reflect on themselves, whether they have participated in children's lives, whether they have tried to understand children, and think about their world and their ideas from the perspective of children. They should also reflect on what kind of example they have set for their children, or what resistance their actions have caused their children.

32. In a few days, we will bear the triple test of career, love and affection of Singles Day parent-teacher conference.

33. This teacher is such a failure. If you don't teach a minor well, what parent-teacher conference do you want to teach an adult?

34. The exam results have come out, and the parents' meeting will remain unchanged next week. Such a result is too ironic for her who was once excellent. In the evening, she heard her parents arguing about who would hold the parent-teacher conference. She pushed the door and walked in "mom and dad. No one needs to go. " Men and women are one leng, continue to push. On Monday, only her parents went to the parent-teacher meeting in the class. A black and white photo. Behind the photo, is the last sentence, this world, who forced us to be excellent.

35. I met my parents-in-law at the parent-teacher meeting, and I could only call them uncles and aunts.

36. After the parent-teacher conference, I am destined to be a good girl for some time.

37. When my mother came to the parents' meeting and saw a girl promise to help the boys, she vowed to tell me that they must be having an affair. ..... What do you think of my mother's gossip soul is about to ignite a raging fire?

38. Today, after the parent-teacher conference, I want to go home with them when they leave ... I cry when I think about it, and I feel homesick when I don't read well. It's hopeless

39. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you have a parent-teacher conference, your mother-in-law is in front of you, but you can only call your aunt.

40._ _ _ _-Parents' meeting will destroy the family like a mistress.

4 1, Singles Day is ushered in after the mid-term exam, and finally the parent-teacher conference, which is the complete collapse of career love and affection! There is wood! !

42. The "parent-teacher conference" is like this: two lovers are in love, and suddenly there is a mistress in the middle.

43. You should either listen to his side of the story or go home and listen to my explanation. -Parent-teacher conference

44. Just as I was about to celebrate this weekend after the mid-term exam with no homework, it seemed that there would be a parent-teacher meeting after my grades came out.

45. How many happy families will be destroyed by the parents' meeting at school-

46. Mid-term exam on Friday ~ Little excitement ↖ Grade after class ~ Little worry ↖ Parent-teacher conference next Tuesday ~ Kneeling directly ↘ Going to Mao Chunyou's grave after class on Friday?

47. You can't laugh at your cell phone at home, and your parents will think you are in love.

48. I met your father at the parent-teacher conference that day. Is that a meeting with parents?

49. Parents' meeting and mistress are actually the same, both of which are destroying family harmony in essence …

Parent-teacher conference theme slogan

1, the weak lose opportunities, the strong seize opportunities, and the wise seize opportunities.

2. Let every student succeed.

3. Home-school alliance * * * to build a harmonious society, teachers and students work together to create a civilized campus.

4, success, we create together.

5. Sowing life and harvesting habits; Sowing habits, harvesting character; Sow character and reap fate.

6. All for the students, all for the students, all for the students.

7. Stimulate students' enthusiasm for knowledge with care, repay their parents' kindness with progress, and practice their skills of serving the motherland with diligence.

8. The healthy growth and future development of students are above everything else.

9. Create a good family environment and let children devote themselves to their studies.

10, plug in the ideal wings and raise the sails of youth.

1 1, home and school work together to build a harmonious campus; Integration of new schools, writing a new chapter in education.

12, let's build a bridge between the school and parents.

13, I entered Yucai School today, with fragrant peaches and plums, and I will set foot on the society and become a pillar of the country tomorrow.

14. Caring for children's growth begins with our communication and cooperation.

15, more care, more achievements, more hope and more joy.

16, sowing life, harvesting habit: sowing habit, harvesting character; Sow character and reap fate.

17. Love life, learn to live and create life.

18, home-school alliance * * * to build a harmonious society, teachers and students work together to create a civilized campus.

19, care about children every day and pay attention to every change of children.

20. Encourage children to cheer and raise their ideal sails.

2 1, responsibility is above everything else, and achievement comes from giving.

22. Welcome your arrival and look forward to your support. Thank you for your cooperation.

23. Home-school cooperation is an important prerequisite for cultivating good children!

24. Give children warmth, hope and strength.

25. Please come to school often for your children's tomorrow.

26, highlight the characteristics, focus on innovation, accelerate development.

27, care more about children, don't just care about grades; Encourage children more, even if they make little progress.

As long as we work together, our children will be better tomorrow.

29, understanding, support, trust, efficiency, quality, high score.

30. For the children's tomorrow, we should talk.

3 1, let the children win at the starting line.

32. Educate everyone with the same heart.

33. The goal is motivation, and care is the cornerstone. Let the home school build a road to success for children.

34. Self-confidence is the source of strength, and persistence is the guarantee of success.

35, fully implement the education policy, comprehensively promote quality education, to meet the era of knowledge economy.

36. Respect, communicate and encourage.

37. Accept the challenges of life and cultivate all-round quality.

38. Stimulate students' enthusiasm for knowledge with care and repay their parents' kindness with progress.

39. Walking into the campus of No.3 Middle School today is fragrant with peaches and plums, and stepping into the society tomorrow will become a pillar of the country.

40. Knowledge is an eternal pursuit.

Parents' conference slogan

1, knowledge is the eternal pursuit.

Let's build a bridge between school and parents.

3. It is more important to care about the child's success process than the child's result.

Today you will enter Yucai School, and tomorrow you will step into the society and become the pillar of the country.

5. Responsibility is above everything else, and achievement comes from giving.

6, care more about children, don't just care about grades; Encourage children more, even if they make little progress.

7. Sowing life and harvesting habits; Sowing habits, harvesting character; Sow character and reap fate.

8. Stimulate students' enthusiasm for knowledge with care and repay their parents' kindness with progress.

Please come to school often for the children's tomorrow.

10, care about children every day and pay attention to every change of children.

1 1. Everything is for students, for all students, for all students.

12, for the sake of children's tomorrow, we should talk.

13. Caring for children's growth begins with our communication and cooperation.

14, the goal is motivation, care is the cornerstone, let the home school build a road to success for children.

15, Qi Xin works together to create a better tomorrow for children.

Welcome to 16 and look forward to your support. Thank you for your cooperation.

17, highlighting characteristics, focusing on innovation and accelerating development.

18. Create a good family environment and let children devote themselves to their studies.

19, the growth of children is our common wish.

20. The healthy growth and future development of students are above everything else.

2 1, home and school work together to build a harmonious campus; Integration of new schools, writing a new chapter in education

22, home-school alliance * * * to build a harmonious society, teachers and students strive for a civilized campus.

23. Plug in the ideal wings and raise the sails of youth.

Parents are welcome to inspect the work.

25. Educate everyone with the same heart

26. Stimulate students' enthusiasm for knowledge with care, repay their parents' kindness with progress, and practice their skills of serving the motherland with diligence.

27. Respect, communicate and encourage.

As long as we work together, our children will be better tomorrow.

29. Accept the challenges of life and cultivate all-round quality.

30. Home-school cooperation is an important prerequisite for cultivating good children.

3 1, let your children win at the starting line.

32. Let every student succeed

33, fully implement the education policy, comprehensively promote quality education, to meet the era of knowledge economy.

34, success, we create together.

35. Home and school work together to hold up tomorrow's sun.

36. Love life, learn to live and create life.

37.* * * Hold up our hopes together.

Demonstration speech at parent-teacher conference

Tisch

Tonight, I stand on the podium with excitement and joy. The first thing I want to say is to thank our teachers Yan, Ma and all the teachers for their hard work and meticulous care. Thank them for burning themselves like bright candles, illuminating the sacrifices and dedication of others and making us thrive. Since I entered Class Five or Six, I feel proud to see that the conditions in our class are better than those in other classes, with air conditioning in winter and pure water supply in summer. But these superior conditions are provided by our parents and schools, and they care and love us, so we should not have any sense of superiority in our hearts. Under such good conditions, we should study hard. I often motivate myself to listen carefully in class, ask the teacher in time if I don't understand, and do my homework carefully after class. Only by thinking more and practicing more can I get good grades. When doing the homework of "Practicing the King", some questions were very difficult and took many detours. I've been thinking for a long time, but I still can't find a solution to the problem. I'll ask my father or mother to explain it to me. Once my father said, "Didn't the teacher teach you to calculate by setting an unknown number?" You can learn to set the required question to X, and then add this unknown to the calculation. " Dad encouraged me to try again and again and find similar problems to do.

I finally got it right. If you encounter application problems in this field in the future, you can also calculate the results quickly. Compared with math, my Chinese is behind. Dad often criticizes me for not paying attention to the writing and pronunciation of words when I study, and not remembering the antonyms of agreed words firmly. When writing a composition, I didn't seriously think about the proposition, and I didn't seriously review and consolidate my homework. I could only cope with my homework and be playful. The teacher said that it is necessary to describe a thing or a character more perfectly, emotionally and vividly, and learn to use rhetorical devices and learn from the good sentences learned, so that the articles written can be brilliant. But I couldn't do it. I think Chinese is a deep knowledge. Only by reading more and remembering more can we improve. It depends on our usual accumulation. After I came to Class Five and Six, my grades rose steadily. The teacher said that I was the fastest among male students. After listening to this, I feel very encouraged and determined to achieve better results in my future study by going up a storey still higher. Live up to the expectations of teachers and parents. Finally, I wish teachers, parents and classmates a happy holiday!

extreme

This morning, as soon as the bell rang in the third class, we began to do eye exercises. At this moment, the head teacher came in and told us to stop doing exercises. She had a stack of papers in her hand and asked several people to help send one to each of us. After I got the newspaper, I looked at it. Ah, there will be a parent-teacher conference at school! My in the mind a surprised. At this time, I looked around and saw a classmate sigh softly: "It's bad luck to have a parent-teacher conference again!" Some students are smiling. From the appearance, we can see that they are not afraid of the parents' meeting at school, because they are more conscious in their studies at school and get better grades. As for me, I think it's unlucky and happy to have a parent-teacher conference at school. Why? Then I will tell you! That depends on who will attend the parent-teacher conference. If my father comes, it will be a disaster, because my father will not praise me. Even if I do well in the exam, he won't say anything. If my grades are lower, it will be bad. Criticism is essential, and scolding is common. What's more, this time I only have more than 90 Chinese and math, only one or two points.

In dad's eyes, that's not good. It would be much better if my mother came to attend the parent-teacher conference at school. After this exam, I showed my mother the test paper. She read my Chinese test paper and praised my composition without deducting points! However, my father read my paper and said that I had regressed and had to work hard ... But it suddenly occurred to me that the probability of attending the parent-teacher conference was still higher than my father's. At this time, I thought, whether my mom goes or my dad goes, as long as I study hard at ordinary times! Yes! I must study hard and get better grades in the future, so I don't care who goes to school to attend the parent-teacher conference! Really, the school parent-teacher conference really makes people feel unlucky and happy!