Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - I don't want to start school.

I don't want to start school.

I don't want to start school.

1. Don't talk to me about starting school, which will hurt your feelings.

I want to be friends with the first person who talks to me at the beginning of school.

3. "What hurts more than the person you love doesn't love you" and "School is about to start"

On the first day of school, there will always be a bunch of people dressed as blind dates.

5. "Close the holiday mode and officially open the Xueba mode!" Sorry, your configuration is too low to enable this feature.

You don't have to go to school next semester. I bombed the school!

7. The summer vacation is over, and it's time to prepare for the winter vacation!

8. Generally, a few nights before school starts, there are almost thousands of lights!

9. If there is military training, it will be sunny; If you have a holiday, it will rain; If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

10. You know, even if the city is flooded by heavy rain, we should go back to school on time when school starts.

1 1. Some people even say that I wear eye shadow, which insults my dark circles. School will start soon, so don't rush your homework.

12. It took 5 minutes to get up this time, and you have defeated 88% of the students in the country. There is still a classmate in the dormitory who can't get up and is starting over. The dormitory next door collapsed!

13. My wish to start school: the school has collapsed, the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to others, and you are mine.

14. Children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

15. It's time to start school. Now the feeling of reading textbooks is like this-what, what, what is this?

16. Everyone's first sentence must be: "I will study hard this semester".

17. From pajamas to school uniform pants, from brushing the screen to reciting texts, from all WiFi to the whole course, from going to bed in the early morning to getting up at six o'clock, that's right! School is about to start!

18. Unconsciously, it's already August. Tell you a ghost story: school is about to start!

19. "I will be gay friends with whoever talks to me first." "Then you and the teacher should be gay friends."

20. School is about to start, and summer homework is still in vain.

2 1. Jobs died at the end of iphones, Jackson died at the end of concerts, and Paul died at the end of The Fast and the Furious. Take care, teacher.

I'm going to be a quiet girl after school starts. What I do in class is look up at the blackboard and take notes. What I do after class is to sit quietly and do my homework.

Please give me a handsome guy who is proficient in mathematics and physics in good times and bad times.

24. "I'll tell you a horrible thing." "I'm not as bold as a novel." "School is about to start." "Ah, ah, ah, ah ~ it's so scary."

25. I have a burning silence, and my resentment will be even heavier when I hear about the start of school. Don't push me, I'm afraid I can't control it.

26. Teacher, I have feelings for my summer homework, can you not take it away!

27. School, you can get my people but not my heart.

As a student, I have a special skill, that is, I can finish my summer homework in one day, but this skill will not start until the day before school starts.

29. Say goodbye to all WiFi, say goodbye to the wonderful lie-in and prison-like life. Hello, old hag, hello, little bitches. Fortunately, in the days when there is no WiFi, you are lucky in piles of homework, and you are lucky in a paper to congratulate us on the upcoming new semester.

Sentences that don't want to start school

1, sometimes I think optimistically: one day it is close to winter vacation. But when I think about it, one day is missing in the summer vacation. I dare not look at the calendar now, I don't want to hear what day it is, and I dare not answer when others will start school.

2. I used to look forward to the weekend, but now I want time to stop its hasty pace and never go to the weekend, because the school will start on August 30 this weekend (barely write down this date).

I really don't want to start school. Although I know this is not what I want to do, I still can't bear to part with the fifth grade.

4. I don't want to start school: I have to get up early, stay up late, do laundry, do homework, occupy a seat, be scolded, meet people I don't want to see, have exams, eat in the cafeteria, and a lot of messy things. I am bored to death. I don't want to start school!

5. After going to school, homework can't be finished and courses can't be finished. Alas, why do students go to school? Why can't students finish their homework? Why are students' courses endless? Why do students have short holidays and more homework? Why? Why is this?

6. Every time I think about starting school, I feel like a stone rolling in the deep, thinking that the fairy-like happy life is coming to an end, and class will be tense and boring; I also have to face the practical jokes of my classmates; Face heavy homework after class. ...

7. School is about to start, and a lot of "problem homework" is closely following my ass. I'm tired of chasing it!

8. Alas, although it is good to start school, I always don't want to start school. Like our enemies at the beginning of school, no one wants to.

Classic sentences that don't want to start school

First, school will start tomorrow, so dear Q friend, goodbye, I can't bear to part.

Second, yo yo chuck, when I say school starts, you say grass.

Third, before I know it, I'm going to the point of no return.

Fourth, starting school is like going to jail. Today you are sentenced, and tomorrow you will go to prison. .....

Five, the school is about to start, and suddenly I find that the mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave.

6. I didn't know that liberal arts boys were national treasures until the beginning of school.

Graduation notice: Your school is being rebuilt in another place, and you are forced to postpone the graduation ceremony. Due to the innocent collapse of your school, the school has a special holiday for one year.

Eight, the school begins. Get up earlier than dogs and sleep later than pigs. This kind of day, which is more difficult than traditional Chinese medicine, is coming again.

My wish for starting school is to do less homework, get good grades, grow taller and weigh less. .

Ten, the school is about to start, dear husband Xia, let's put it bluntly, blare ~ ~ ~ ~ (_) ~ ~ The silver family can't bear to part with you.

If there is no exam at school forever, I am willing to keep reading until there are no books to read.

Twelve, the school begins, what should I do? If I don't do my homework, I will die. Oh, hey.

Thirteen, school will start tomorrow, and you will meet some idiots.

Fourteen, classmates, the more you learn, the more you live.

Fifteen, children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

Sixteen, three days before the start of school, the electricity bill for each household should be very expensive! Keep the light on all the time to catch up with your homework!

Seventeen, start school if you're not crazy.

Eighteen, the school is about to start. Click on the unfinished homework.

Nineteen, the school will start again. School, you love my people, but you can't get my heart!

Twenty, suddenly thought of a very serious academic problem? Who defines 60 points as passing?

2 1 year-old, a few nights before school starts. . . Thousand lights!

Twenty-two, we will start school if we are not crazy.

Twenty-three, the students started school. It's good to see them hugging each other! I will never go back to my good school days.

Twenty-four, comrades, the school begins. No more cell phones. Send qq messages when there are small things. Contact if you see it, and wait if you don't see it. Please call 1 10 in case of emergency.

25. I hope this article has 30 hearts to wish me a happy start of school tomorrow.

Twenty-seven, school is about to start, so happy, just homework ... whatever, school is not boring! Better than being at home every day!

Notice: School will not start until September 2nd next year! ! !

Twenty-nine, the school is about to start, school, you get my people but you can't get my heart.

Thirty, the Olympic Games, the school started again, with a lot of homework and exams.

Thirty-one, after school, homework can't be finished, and courses can't be finished. Alas, why do students go to school? Why can't students finish their homework? Why are students' courses endless? Why do students have short holidays and more homework? Why? Why is this?

Thirty-two, the winter vacation Xiansen said to me: There will be a summer vacation to love you for me.

I won't go to school if the sun doesn't come out. If the sun comes out, I will continue to sleep.

I look forward to seeing the girls I like when I start school.

Thirty-five, [mail? Protected] Tell me about it.

Where are the students who don't want to start school?

Thirty-seven, the night before the start of school, China's electricity consumption will soar.

38. At the beginning of school, students didn't know each other, and Zhang San was often regarded as Li Si.

What does the countdown to the National Games mean? How many days does it mean to start school?

Forty, after school starts, who will call me fat or black? I will die with this murderer! ! !

Forty-one, after a winter vacation, I couldn't write a word.

Forty-two, school starts. The deskmate always asks nervously. Have you finished your homework? Is it scribbled? I am messy in the gorgeous wind. .....

Forty-three, every time I start school, I will say the same sentence, "I must study hard this semester."

Forty-four, I really don't know what my new deskmate will look like after school starts ~

Talk about mood phrases if you don't want to start school.

First, when school starts, the campus is still as noisy as before. Many students on the playground, such as walkers, volleyball players and basketball players, are very lively!

Second, I don't want to start school: I have to get up early, stay up late, do laundry, do homework, occupy a seat, be scolded, meet people I don't want to see, have exams, eat in the cafeteria, and a lot of messy things. I am bored to death. I don't want to start school!

Third, the pain: It seems that the deadline is coming, and the thing that makes me have a headache and irritability is still coming-starting school.

4. Expectation: Every moment at school, I look forward to my holiday.

5. "School starts! School is starting! " With a cheer, I woke up from my holiday dream. To tell the truth, I haven't been to school for a month, and I really miss my life at school!

Six, today is the day of school. After the winter vacation, I have to go to class again. It can be said that today is not bad. Today, I met those familiar classmates and got the new textbooks for this semester. I can't wait to see the contents of the new textbook.

Seven, alas, although school is good, I always don't want to start school. Like our enemies at the beginning of school, no one wants to.

Looking forward to, looking forward to, the summer vacation is over and the pace of school is near. Everything seemed to have just woken up, and I opened my eyes with joy. Students are happy, teachers are happy, and our campus is boiling.

Nine, the next day, it was as intense as before. But I am as happy as other students, because we meet again and return to this passionate and poetic school life.

X. Courage: A true warrior dares to face the balance on the bank card, the numbers on the weighing scale and the arrival of the school.

I used to look forward to the weekend, but now I want time to stop its hasty pace and never go to the weekend, because the school will start on August 30 this weekend (barely write down this date).

Twelve, the school started, but it was just to be woken up by my mother early. No big deal. Fat people should be counted as losing weight, and thin people should be counted as bodybuilding. You can still breathe fresh air! It's good.

I will never forget this summer vacation. I am about to start school. Although I have arrived at school, my heart is still outside. But I believe that as long as I really start school and have two more classes in the classroom, my heart will return to school like a rope.

14. I don't know when the grass on campus has turned dark green, as if I wanted to see the happy smiling faces of my classmates before it turned yellow. On the playground, in front of the teaching building, by the apartment building, one by one, one by one, holding hands and greeting us.

Fifteen, the hectic new semester has begun again. When I walked into the familiar campus and saw my companions in the winter vacation, I was very excited. Companions bless each other, greet each other and exchange their feelings about the Spring Festival. I am in a good mood.

Really don't want to start school. Although I know it's not what I want, I still can't bear the fifth grade.

17. Sometimes I think optimistically: one day it is close to winter vacation. But when I think about it, one day is missing in the summer vacation. I dare not look at the calendar now, I don't want to hear what day it is, and I dare not answer when others will start school.

Eighteen, the school is about to start, and I am happy and worried. I am happy to see my classmates again, let alone how happy I am. What worries me is that I will go back to the life of having a teacher during the day and a mother at night.

Nineteen, the school will start in a blink of an eye, how time flies. It is really "like the sun."

There are more and more students, teachers and parents on campus. Familiar faces and brand-new faces gather here at this moment. When school starts, we can listen to the teacher again.

Say you don't want to start school.

1. After more than half of the summer vacation, I feel hard to breathe at the thought of starting school.

2. There is a kind of boredom called the opening ceremony, an excuse for not bringing homework, and a kind of happiness for teachers to ask for leave; There is a kind of sadness called the coming of the monthly exam, a kind of quietness called the arrival of the old class, and a kind of hardship called China students!

3. The large-scale disaster film "School Begins" will be released simultaneously in cities all over the country in September.

I fell in love with my summer vacation, but my opponent's summer homework has been bothering me. My mother-in-law doesn't like me at school and wants to break up with me in the summer vacation. I am so sad.

There is nothing to look forward to when school starts, just like this: Mid-Autumn Festival → National Day → Winter Vacation.

6. One by one, isn't it that you haven't finished your homework yet, as for it? I don't know what homework is.

7. After school started, my waist was sore, my legs stopped hurting, and my heart stopped beating!

8. It is said that homework and desk lamp match better the night before school starts.

9. All the bad emotions come from starting school, gaining weight, having no partner and lacking money.

10. Tell you a ghost story. School starts in one day.

1 1. graduation ceremony notice: your school was rebuilt in another place, and you were forced to postpone the graduation ceremony. Due to the innocent collapse of your school, the school has a special holiday for one year.

12. I was tortured by a cold and fever as soon as I went to school.

13. You know, even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts.

14. School will start again before you know it.

15. Tell you a terrible news: school is starting!

If you don't want to start school, just talk about Daquan.

Today is the first day of school. Walking into the classroom, I always feel that I haven't been here for a long time. There is a new classmate in the class today, named Ma Xuanyi, who looks very quiet and doesn't like to talk. The PE teacher said that there would be military training this year, and I had some expectations in my heart.

Second, after a long summer vacation, everyone is not strange at all, but more familiar with it.

3. School begins. A month of winter vacation life ended in our laughter. It will take more than four months to study and live in school before we can meet our pupils. We have reached the second volume of grade five, and the difficulty of learning and doing problems has increased. We should work harder and strive harder to finish the second volume of the fifth grade.

Fourth, the beginning of school has changed a lot. There are several new children in the class. Now I am in the second semester of Senior Two. I am so excited! I love my beautiful campus, and I love my energetic class!

1 In May and September, I came to my long-lost school with a light schoolbag on my back and humming a tune. On campus, the magnolia tree has grown a lot, and the osmanthus tree is like a fat old man, shaking at us with a chubby belly. It seems that we are invited to enjoy the cool there.

I used to look forward to the weekend, but now I want time to stop its hasty pace and never go to the weekend, because the school will start on August 30 this weekend (barely write down this date).

7. Pride: The proudest thing I can think of is that I finished my homework in the summer vacation.

8. I don't want to start school: I have to get up early, stay up late, do laundry, do homework, occupy a seat, be scolded, meet people I don't want to see, have exams, eat in the cafeteria, and a lot of messy things. I am bored to death. I don't want to start school!

Sometimes I think optimistically: One day it will be winter vacation soon. But when I think about it, one day is missing in the summer vacation. I dare not look at the calendar now, I don't want to hear what day it is, and I dare not answer when others will start school.

Ten, the school will start. Only the students in the first and second grades are extremely excited and nervous, and it is difficult to sleep. For those of us who have gone to school 80 or 90 times, it is perfectly normal.

Really don't want to start school. Although I know this is not what I want to do, I still can't bear to part with the fifth grade.

Twelve, solemn and stirring: the school begins, and the road you choose must be finished on your knees.

Thirteen, another new semester comes as scheduled, let's meet him with full enthusiasm and sufficient energy. In addition to studying all the courses offered by the school, we should also actively participate in our small reporter activities, strive to write every activity composition, and strive to become an excellent small reporter on 20 12!

Fourteen, alas, although it is good to start school, I always don't want to start school. Like our enemies at the beginning of school, no one wants to.

Fifteen, a tragedy: when school started, I found something called summer homework.

Sixteen, sigh: time is like water, time flies, when the school started, I deeply realized the meaning of this sentence.

17. Every time I think about starting school, my mood is like a stone falling into the abyss. I think, the fairy-like happy life is coming to an end, and what is ushered in is the tension and boredom in class. I also have to face the practical jokes of my classmates; Facing the heavy homework after class

Eighteen, the school started, a new semester, a new beginning. New semester, new atmosphere. Many new faces have been added to the campus. We can always meet some old classmates on campus. When we meet, we all say hello and wish each other well.

Nineteen. Excitement: all the staff in the dormitory participated and worked hard all night-the passionate moment of playing online games has arrived again.

Sleepwalking: The most romantic thing I can think of is that the summer vacation will never end.

Twenty-one, after school, homework can't be finished, and courses can't be finished. Alas, why do students go to school? Why can't students finish their homework? Why are students' courses endless? Why do students have short holidays and more homework? Why? Why is this?

22. At the beginning of school, it was nice to meet teachers and classmates after a long separation. The teacher kindly asked us about the summer vacation, and the students have been chatting together. During the summer vacation, many students learned many skills, some learned calligraphy, some learned swimming, and some learned Taekwondo. I am sure to get good grades in the new semester.