Funny space for self-mockery. Tell me about 2020.

1. When I found my wife, I kissed her for three days and nights. I want to ask, where have you been these years? 2. Confucius, sleepless at noon, collapsed at noon; Mencius said Confucius was right.

Sometimes you feel ugly, take out your ID card, and you will find that you really think too much.

4. Many people like to say: Wait for me! But I waited for many years and didn't wait. . . Awkward.

It's time to be heartless. Don't break your heart now.

6. Silence is golden, floating bath is fire, tolerance is water, clumsiness is wood, who is old-fashioned?

7. Men are affectionate and women are intentional. I'll go as soon as the light is turned off.

To be honest, I really envy your skin. How can it be maintained so thick?

9. When we get married, we tattoo a ring on our finger, and whoever divorces first will cut off his finger.

10. I am lonely because I hate people.

1 1. University is learning!

12. Last night, I was most afraid of playing with my mobile phone by myself. The whole school was blacked out, and then a white light came from you. ...

13. The weather is fine. I stayed indoors for a long time and am going to play in the living room.

14. Shout when the road is rough, and make a fool of yourself when the time comes.

15. The greatness of mathematics is that Chinese is mixed with English and Greek letters, and finally it turns out to be Arabic numerals.

16. The minimum goal of a college student: a peasant woman, a mountain spring and a little field.

17. At the beginning of life, true colors.

18. After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better. I think Zhou Yu must be a fat man, otherwise why does everyone call him DuDu? It is mine. Do not move. If it's not mine, put it there, too.

19. There is no doubt that I am your dream lover.

20. Please don't bother me. I'm harassing people.

2 1. I will try to save money and buy an ATM.

22. As long as the heart is willing to climb, there is no unattainable height.

When another woman appeared, the oath turned into nonsense.

24. The starry sky at night is like a small spark in the sea, flickering with tiny light spots.

25. The painful and happy days are called youth.

26. You waste air when you live and land when you die.

27. You have the freedom to find any woman you want.

28. mistress, the rest are in the organization.

29. I don't see any difference between you and a dog. You look a little human!

I shaved it for you, not for your palace. It can be cleaned without a few hard hands!

3 1. You are the murderer of sewer blockage. Curse words

32. Whose name was engraved on the table that year? How are you now?

33. Can dogs pretend to be people now?

34. She teaches you to cherish, but you use it to accompany others. You taught him love, but he spent the rest of his life with another person.

35. I dreamed that my boyfriend died, and I cried very sadly. I woke up to find that I didn't have a boyfriend at all, and I cried even more sadly.

36. In the days when there are no women, I enjoy flirting with men!

37. I have always had a question in my heart. For so many years, for a whole year, what did Big Wolf do for a living?

38. The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old alone.

39. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, nor between love and ignorance, but between beds in winter.

40. I made a coquettish wink with ten thousand lies and shot at you. You notice that in a pool of blood, your scarred body is covered with Cupid's bullets.

4 1. You stubbornly turned Audrey Hepburn into a street girl.

On the domineering personality space of self-mockery

1. A pale teenager is old, naive, lazy and has a thin voice. Youth is quiet, time hurts his soul.

You said you loved her. Then what am I?

I am bad-tempered, sentimental and moody, and often get mad and spit. If you don't make sense, your wayward attitude can make a difference.

4. Come to school early every day, seemingly loving learning, but how many people know that we are here to copy homework.

Some things are unforgettable even if they are gone, and some people still miss them even if they forget them.

6. We lasted for a long time and lost to eternity.

7.QQ personalized signature: As long as a person no longer wants that indifferent desire, he can put everything down.

8. Not saying anything doesn't mean I don't know anything. There is a kind of tolerance called silence.

9. I repeatedly stressed the need to keep a low profile, but you applauded and swore at me again and again.

10. Loss is pain. This kind of pain is heartbreaking and devastating, which can't be compared with any disease.

1 1. I am really not sad, but I am really unhappy without you.

12. I am just stubborn and unwilling to compromise, but I still try my best to jump in when I know there is no hope.

13. I have always been a young girl.

14. On Valentine's Day, I hope to see my name in your signature or speech, ok?

15. I'm really happy with you.

16. I also want to forget you, but even the input method recognizes you.

17. I won't be sad either. Don't underestimate me. What can I do besides singing?

18. Please let me know if you don't need it. I think I will put away my broken heart, if that's enough. ..

19. There can't be incredible perfection in the world, so do it boldly, even if the result is not satisfactory.

20. I don't like grade three, I only like grade four.

2 1. Once upon a time, a man suddenly came into your life, taught you what love is, and then he left.

22. A transparent gray cloud faintly covered the moonlight. Above the field, it seems to be a light smoke, and it seems to be falling asleep.

I am simple. I only have a few people who love me, and nothing else.

24. When love enters people's hearts, it can't be beaten or scolded. Since it comes to you, it will take everything from you.

25. Ask others less why and ask yourself more why.

26. I believe that everyone is stronger than they think, but at the same time they are more ordinary than they think.

No matter how confused I am at the moment, I will eventually work hard for the life I want.

28. I kept my virginity for many years and finally became a virgin last night.

29. Flowers wither, red apricots are small, swallows fly, and green water people walk around. There are few branches blowing willows, and there are plenty of fragrant grass in the sea!

30. Your face has become a world-famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.

3 1. Now you put on her coat, do you know that I am also afraid of cold?

32. Strangeness prevents you from understanding strange things, and familiarity prevents you from understanding familiar things.

33. Status quo: It's freezing in the morning and I'm tired all day. The sleepy comrades applauded themselves.

When I miss you, I will be in a daze with my heartbeat.

We never changed, never let go, never stopped loving him, but he was always the last to leave.

Girl, can you not be weak in front of anyone, even if you are in a mess, you will still leave arrogantly!

37. If one day, I suddenly stop on your friends list, who will find out?

38. Please give me a different month. Please be kind to the people I love and those who love me.

Teachers often teach us that there is no reason to do something wrong!

40. The future belongs to those who are diligent in the present. The times are on this day.

Self-mocking personality, domineering space, tell me about it.

1. I will work hard until I can't see your face.

2. All sufferings have no content.

I am the hero who eats ice cream with menstruation.

4. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast!

Do you want to cry? It's okay. When the wind is strong, sand enters your eyes. Come on, this is the last time.

6. Face the complexity of life with the simplicity of a glass of water.

7. I will take my luggage upstairs by myself. Add your own clothes when you are cold. I can keep working when I have a fever and get an injection after work. I'm afraid of disturbing others and don't like complaining. A harmless woman like me really deserves to be single all her life.

8. Don't ignore the details

9. What can I say to make you understand the sadness of being homeless?

10. I will play with you, knowing that this is a play.

1 1. The upgraded version of Friends is a couple, and the advanced version of Friends is a stranger.

12. I love you. Add up the beginning of the three-character pinyin to play. We have been playing. oh . .

13. I'm not charming, but I really treat people.

14. Tomorrow's exam, I wish myself good luck in the exam, and I wish you all the best!

15. Wear other people's shoes and go your own way. Let them find it.

16. When we meet an elder, it's not that we don't want to address him, but that we don't know how to address him at all.

17. In those years, our favorite boy. I want to be nice to you, but I'm afraid someone will be nicer to you than me.

18. Not afraid of opponents like gods, but afraid of teammates like rogue rabbits.

19. How can you see a rainbow without experiencing wind and rain?

20. When I am dying, can I hold you with my weak hands? ]

2 1. No matter how beautiful the flower is, it will always fade, just as your love for me will always dry up _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

22. The greatest happiness in life is to find that the person you love just loves you.

23. Without love, you don't know God, because God is love.

24. The dream of youth fades with the sunshine.

No matter what you say, no one will really understand it.

26. Loneliness means that no one is listening when someone is talking; You have nothing to say when someone is listening.

27. Make today special, because you never give up.

28. When can I reply to my message as quickly as an automatic reply?

29. If I still don't let go after many years, will you blame me or be moved?

30. You let me know how to cherish in the loss.

3 1. My thoughts are far away. Who can collect them for me?

I'll tell you a secret. I like that a girl in the next class is a liar. I just want to find an excuse to chat with you every night.

33. Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some moonlight and you will be romantic, give you some light and you will be brilliant, and give you some candlelight and you will be flooded.

34. You left inadvertently before you could feel it.

Apologizing doesn't always mean that I was wrong, it just means that I cherish our relationship more.

No matter which one of you is hurt, I will feel distressed.

37. I was furious when he spoke lightly.

38. He is my dream. How can everyone understand it?

39. Friendship is the apricot moon in the years, beautiful and hazy.

Why can't you stay for me?

4 1. I like you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now, I want to leave, even longer than a long time.

Talk about 2020 mocking funny qq space from black.

1. After you left, I cried heartbreakingly; I won't sell this pig. One day Cupid shot the arrow of love into my heart while I was sleeping, and I fell in love with you involuntarily from then on.

3. learn to be strong. In fact, a person can live a beautiful life, laugh at himself or cry to himself.

4. The geography teacher asked: What are the four oceans? I replied: pleasant goat, beautiful goat, lazy goat, boiling goat.

Be sure to take care of yourself, don't often stay up late surfing the Internet, don't stare at the mobile phone screen with sore eyes, don't skip meals when you are hungry, don't always drink and eat junk food, pay attention to safety when crossing the road, remember to take an umbrella when it rains, remember to take medicine when you have a cold, run more laps, drink more hot water and shed less tears, no one will always care about you, so you should be obedient and take care of yourself.

6. I wanted to turn around beautifully, but I didn't expect to hit the wall smartly.

7. You are a typical male population lacking female hormones.

8. Adults always say, don't talk to me about money. Talking about money hurts feelings. I just want to say, don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

9. Adolescence love is spiritual opium. Whether you smoke or not, there are always countless Lin Zexu standing behind you.

10. When you really love something, you will find how fragile and powerless language is.

1 1. If Columbus had a wife, would he still discover the new continent?

12. I really don't want to scold you, you shameless, despicable and treacherous little man.

13. The so-called growth is to force a person to become strong.

14. There are so many bright things! Since there are so many, we might as well postpone it again.

15. I met a writer's signature: it may seem so, but it may not.

16. Nothing, you should learn from others Tencent and call me dear every day!

17. I met a ghost when I met you. I like you, and my brain has been caught countless times.

18. Love is not a trivial matter, but an accumulation of trivial matters.

19. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I am online, you can't see it.

20. Many years later. I still remember that winter night, she was covered with big men.

2 1. Some people say you are like a mouse, others say you are like a monkey, but you are obviously a pig!

22. You promised not to make me cry, but you smoked me with damn onions.

23. The time is right, the place is right, the feelings are right, but the characters are wrong!

As an excellent salesperson, our goal is to put customers to sleep.

25. Love can't be separated, and hate can't be easily believed.

26. Cucumber must be filmed, and life must be short and regretless.

27. If you think you are an onion, who the fuck will eat you with sauce?

28. When there is no money, the wife and secretary; When rich, the secretary and wife.

29. Women will take away your disguise.

30. Let the future come and the past pass.

3 1. On a sweet-scented osmanthus summer night, the moon is like a silver plate; Trees are dancers; The wind is like a skirt. I stood in the water room. White teeth and clear waves, frosty snow, brush your teeth.

32. If you choose to avoid compulsory courses, you will avoid elective courses.

33. Happiness means that cats eat fish, dogs chew bones and pigs sleep!

34. Why does love always hurt me, so I learned to be lonely and stop expecting.

Without your permission, I will always love.

36. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

37. Those conceited people will crow among the cranes forever. classic quotations

38. I wish tomorrow's Valentine's Day will be sunny, and couples will be baked into scones.

39. Everyone seems to be in love, leaving me to engage in socialism.

40. Crying will make you laugh one day.

4 1. Is it life or death?