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Talk about it carefree.

1, men hate people who seduce their wives, especially those who give up halfway.

Please don't swear to me, I'm afraid you will be hacked to death.

3, the east wind blows, the drums beat, and no one can blame.

Don't make fun of me just to please others.

Only a down-to-earth person can say: The road is at my feet.

6. I dreamed of Meng Po last night, so I said to her: Meng Po brought my brother a bowl of vinegar, and his stomach has been bad recently.

7. You are my sun and the center of my world. Now think about it, it's just a ball.

8. Being single has the happiness of being single and being in love has the happiness of being in love. You don't have to envy anyone.

9. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

10, don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie!

1 1, I don't scold you because I don't want to compliment you, you know?

12, I'm really surprised at your shameless.

13, your charming eyes make me intoxicated; Your tall body makes me intoxicated; Your handsome appearance fascinates me.

14, I enjoyed watching Sanmao's wandering story all day.

15, all the hopes you gave me made me despair.

16, I killed two flies that were mating, which was a terrible sin.

17 believe it or not, I can't close your skull with one hand.

18, we should all face the sun and live proudly.

19, what has been done, don't say you are wrong.

I have no talent for pleasing people, but I am more serious than anyone else.

If you don't want to be in love, you just want to be single.

1, it's good to be single. I'm free, carefree and happy alone. Only after experiencing something, will I not want to fall in love and look down.

In hindsight, when I said I didn't want to fall in love, I just said, "I don't want to fall in love with you. I have other people I like in my heart. " Bitter.

3, I don't want to fall in love, it's good to stay single, it's more suitable for exercising my inner strength, and I'm an iron straight man who is not suitable for falling in love, so I can't consider many things, and it's always easier to treat feelings.

It's not that I don't want to fall in love. I just don't want to settle down.

I haven't forgotten how my ex started a new social life. Too bad, I don't want to fall in love. I live my own life.

6, very annoying, do not want to fall in love, not happy at all, do not want to grow up with boys.

7, the thought of a bad ending makes people don't want to fall in love at all. Let's be single and happy, and stop sticking to me!

8. It's not that I don't want to fall in love with you. One of your short sleeves is more expensive than my battery car. How can I love you?

9. Don't want to fall in love is actually don't want to fall in love with you, probably don't want to get married. Let's do what we can.

10, I just don't want to fall in love at all. Does this need a reason?

1 1, it's not that I don't want to fall in love, I'm just afraid of my stubborn self.

12. Someone introduced you to a boyfriend, and you suddenly don't want to fall in love. Why?

13, everyone who doesn't want to fall in love and get married has an impossible person in his heart …

14, I have a strange feeling today. I don't want to fall in love or get married, especially after marriage. Life is terrible and I don't want to face it.

15, I said I don't want to fall in love, but I always want to say "I miss you" to someone, and then I have to say I don't want to fall in love.

16, persistent I don't want to fall in love and get used to being alone. I don't know what happened. There seems to be a different person recently.

17, I don't know why a person can actually live well all of a sudden. I don't want to fall in love, try, or touch. Maybe I'm used to being alone.

18, if you meet someone you like. Tell me earlier. If you don't want to fall in love now, I can also wait for you. But I hope it won't take long.

19. Don't want to get married or fall in love? Falling in love is so troublesome. Let's eat, drink and have fun together like brothers.

20. I don't want to fall in love again. It's like saying that I stopped drinking the next day after I had a hangover.

2 1, I am fickle, sometimes I want to fall in love for a moment, and sometimes I don't want to fall in love.

22. Today, love is a luxury for me. I don't want to communicate with others or fall in love. I want to live alone.

23. Some people will say that I like you, but I don't want to fall in love with you, because I will break up, but some people will say that I don't want to fall in love with you, I just want to marry you.

Sure enough, my family will arrange a blind date for you after work, but I don't want to fall in love at all, let alone get married.

25, a person will be more and more reluctant to fall in love for a long time.

I think the only way to relieve anxiety is to fall in love, but I don't want to fall in love.

27, the current state is that I don't want to fall in love, people who don't want to fall in love don't like it, and people who like it dare not like it. If I like others, others can't go for a long time. It's too difficult.

28. I don't know who I want to be with. I just want to play with everyone and have fun. It's not that I don't want to fall in love, but that no one let me have the idea of falling in love.

29. Sometimes it's not that I don't want to fall in love or get married, but that I'm afraid of bringing others down and dragging my family down.

30. I said I don't want to fall in love, but who doesn't want to be with the person you like?

Single, poetic girl, tell me.

If you choose to give up before you start, you never know what you will miss!

Second, bend down to raise your head.

Third, it is also worthwhile to drink poisonous wine with a smile. If he is worth it, the pot of wine is bitter and strong, but it tastes sweet.

Sodagreen: There are no flowers that will not fade, no waves that will not fade, no light that will not dim, no wounds that will not heal, and no despair that will not stop. So, what's bothering you?

If God gives me another chance, I hope to meet you at the same time and place.

6. Be a man of few words, but there is a sea in my heart.

7. If the memory becomes a fragment, it is because it is full of heartache.

Eight, in the journey of life, there is always a period of time, you need to walk by yourself, and you need to carry it by yourself. Don't feel afraid, don't feel lonely, it's just the price of growth.

Life is like this duck. The surface is calm. In fact, the water is desperately paddling. If you want a good life, you must paddle hard.

I didn't realize that my tears were not for you, but for others until I was your friend for many years.

If you want to build a boat, don't hire people to collect wood or assign tasks, but stimulate their desire for the ocean.

12. Trust is not excessive; Love, not too much; I hope not too much. Too much will only bring you a lot of pain.

Life is like a train, and friends are like passengers. Not everyone can accompany you to your destination. Some people get off at the station, please collect them with your memory. Please give your best wishes to some people who have left without saying goodbye. Some people forget the profit, please send him a smile. Some people fight with each other! All right! Life is short. You are the enemy.

Fourteen, some people always live in the past time.

Fifteen, the heart has its own opinions, does not listen to rumors, does not talk about people, and laughs at the world.

16. If a man doesn't seem to care much about you, then he really doesn't care about you, without exception.

Seventeen, when you love someone, but you can't have him, you face a choice: give up or continue. Many people, including you, said: Give up and stop wasting your youth. But, I know, I really can't let go. If I could put it down, I would have put it down long ago, and I wouldn't be in this position now. Therefore, when the night comes, I can only miss one person alone.

18. It is understandable to be worried about losing someone who cares about you. However, it is unnecessary to worry about losing someone who doesn't care about you.

Nineteen, everyone's heart, there is such a person, far away in love. Maybe we can't be together in this life, maybe we haven't said a few words, never had dinner or watched movies together, but it is this distant person who has supported the most important and brilliant days in our youth. So that I have no regrets when I think about it in the future, only warm memories.

When we associate with people, we will quickly form a basic impression. Look at such people: jealous, stubborn, picky, impulsive, diligent and smart. Would you like him to be your colleague? Probably not. Now let's look at another one: smart, diligent, impulsive, picky, stubborn and jealous. Better impression, right? Same description, different order. Everyone is not so perfect, the key is which angle we look at.

Twenty-one, don't blame anyone, don't laugh at anyone, don't envy anyone.

Twenty-two, I have heaven, where I live; You wander in heaven, and I watch you quietly in the distance; I finally have the courage to come to your side and say to you: Let's go together and never forget each other.

23. Happiness means that as long as you hold your right hand, you won't be afraid even if you lose your sense of direction.

24. As long as the world is still mine, it is still mine.

Twenty-five, time is like water, always speechless. If you are well, it will be sunny.

Zhu Deyong: Seeing the world clearly won't make it better, but it may make you better after seeing the world clearly.

Twenty-seven, when we are happy, the reason for happiness is not because we have more, but because we have less troubles and less persistence; When we are in pain, the cause of pain is not because we lack anything, but because we have increased some selfishness and desire.

Twenty-eight, smart people, always look on the bright side, have happy thoughts about happy things, and naturally achieve a happy life; Stupid people always think the worst of everything, and the more they think, the more bitter they get, and eventually they become a troubled life. Everything in the world is between our own thoughts. Our thoughts can think of heaven or hell.

Good friends are like the stars in the sky. You may not see them often, but you know they will always be there.

I want to give you happiness, but I can't walk into your world.

Thirty-one, a man who really has feelings, his love will be stronger than that of a woman.

In any case, we should have more courage to say: I do. Good morning Xinyu positive energy

Thirty-three, time is like water, always speechless. If you are well, it will be sunny.

When I am quiet, I always think of those happy but actually hypocritical times, and I can't help smiling bitterly.

Thirty-five, I once said that acacia is not sad, why don't the ends of the earth be together.

Thirty-six, I wish you years without waves, and respect me for the rest of your life.

I don't want to be single, but I want to be in love.

I don't want to be single, but I want to be in love. When I can't see you, I feel weak and confused. When I can't see you, I want to know where you have been; Seeing you, I burst out laughing, full of strength; When I see you, I want to hold your hand!

2. When I first met this world, I was so nostalgic, looking at the horizon as if it were in front of me, and I was willing to go through fire and water. Now I have walked through this world, wandering around, turning over the different faces of the years, and I can't wait to break into your smiling face.

Your sudden statement of I love you made me cry at the noisy railway station.

I want to find a boyfriend, someone who can make me cry, make me laugh, make me love deeply, and make me never leave.

I want to find him (her), a white pony, a wedding dress and a you. This life is enough.

6. I never thought that one day I would sign up, everything is changing ... I just want to say goodbye to being single, want to get divorced, and want to have love, that's all!

7. In my twenties, some people lost their jobs, others lost their poverty, but I lost the reins and ran on the road like a husky.

8. If there is any theme in my work, I think there is only one simple one: everyone is lonely and no one can escape. This is their tragedy.

9. As long as you are here, I am willing to guard the sky for you alone.

10. Stimulated by people around me, I want to take off the bill, but the object is hard to find. Hey, what should I do?

1 1. If you want to take off the bill, I will give you a chance ... to leave your best selfie.

12. Promise me that you won't take advantage of any boy and die alone, ok?

13. If life is like the first time, if we are tired of loving someone, we will go back to the first day we met. Summon up your courage and say, hey, hello, just like meeting for the first time. Please give me more advice for the rest of my life.

14. I will think of you when I wake up every morning, and I will think of you for the last time before going to sleep at night.

15. I used to want to take off my bill, especially in Christmas month, but now I especially enjoy being single. Thanks to Zhao Wuer and Zhuo Wei.

16. Steal me, romantic collector.

It's been 17.xx years, and it's not my turn to fall in love. Am I forgotten?

I don't want to be single, but I want to be in love. I have a good eye for people. Then who do you think I am? You are my man.

19. I swear with my life that I must find a boyfriend this summer. As for whose life I want to use, I haven't decided yet.

20. I just want to meet someone I like at the best age and have a good relationship.

2 1. You have fifty cents and I have fifty cents, so we are one.

22. It's okay at ordinary times, and I can persist no matter how hard and tired I am. But single people are most afraid of getting sick. Once I hurt my back, I came home and found that I couldn't change my medicine at all, so I couldn't help crying.

23. Let me introduce my girlfriend to you. My girlfriend is excellent. She is not spoiled, pretentious, greedy, scheming, clingy, money worshipping, violent, timid, moody and nonexistent.

24. When love has gradually turned into dependence, can you still say goodbye with a smile?

25. Countdown to New Year's Eve, many people show their love in the circle of friends. I also want someone to spend New Year's Eve with me, and then we can watch the fireworks together. Tell me, this time next year, we will be together again.

26. We want a boyfriend to go to the marriage hall!

27. I don't want to accept red envelopes, I just want to accept your little baby.

28. One day, we will live a day when we can kiss you as soon as we turn over.

29. Just like winter goes and spring comes, you come to my place.

30. It is better to eat, drink and gamble than to suffer for love.

3 1. Can't you take the initiative to find me? I have to send a circle of friends to get your attention.

32. I suddenly want to fall in love when I eat hot pot.

33. Only fools want to fall in love. I really want to be an idiot.

34. If you want a rainbow, you must endure the drizzle.

I don't want to be single, but I want to be in love. What happened today? This is, if you want to take off the bill, just tell me what it is. I am not interested in it. If you have a date, just make fun of me and do my thing. Don't worry. Thank you. Don't mention this to me in the future. I'm not interested to know.

36. I want to talk about a love that never breaks up. Even if we quarrel, even if we are angry, even if we are separated, we will be together again.

37. Like and fit. I must have hit it this time.

38. I like that you are not only a wolf's ambition and a thief's heart.

39. In the hospital, people around you are in pairs. Because the bill was not handed in, a man stood in line with a bottle in his hand to pay the bill.

40. I swear with my life that I must find a boyfriend this year. As for whose life I want to use, I haven't decided yet.

4 1. I'm tired of summer but I haven't eaten enough watermelon, just like I've had enough days without you without waiting for you.

42. Make up your mind to find someone every day, but never put it into action.

43. I hate it when people deliberately expose my scar after I say it hurts.

44. Since a road has been determined, why do you ask how long it will take?

45. I heard that my husband takes care of the house very well, and the girl wants to hear it for the rest of her life.

46. Don't worry, wait for me. When I am good enough, I will come to you.

47. Some people are your mountains and rivers, others are your stars, and I am just your moon.

48. When you send a message to the person you like, there is always an undeniable joy on your face.

49. Long-term boyfriend, not long-term boyfriend.

50. It's sunny and the rain has stopped. When will you come?