It's funny to send a circle of friends on Valentine's Day.

It's funny to send a circle of friends on Valentine's Day.

It's funny to send a circle of friends on Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day is a festival for lovers all over the world. While all couples are busy celebrating love, some people are funny because they have no partners. It's funny to share Valentine's Day with friends.

It would be funny to send a circle of friends on Valentine's Day. 1 1. If there is no object, give me my name, there is no one.

There are so many couples in the street, as in previous years, they regretted having a girlfriend as soon as I appeared.

I think you not only secretly finished your homework, but also secretly found someone before Valentine's Day.

Please put down your mobile phone, put your computer in front of you and look out the window. That's the world you live in. Go out and prepare a Valentine's Day gift for me.

5. Decided to play all day on Valentine's Day, and eliminated a couple.

6, you just show love, this person will count me as a loser next year.

7. On Valentine's Day, Edison went shopping with a couple and came home. He invented the light bulb.

Attention: There will be a slight "earthquake" tonight. The epicenter was located in hotels, lawns, cars, etc. The earthquake was not particularly strong, accompanied by a slight buzz. Please don't panic.

9. Even if the whole world is spreading dog food, I will eat it with you.

10, Valentine's Day is coming. Don't keep those who secretly love me. How can I let you know what despair is if you don't tell me?

1 1. Don't ask me how I spent Valentine's Day. I can only say that I laughed it off.

12, are you short of light bulbs on Valentine's Day? I sit to eat and don't talk. I'll leave after eating. Really, I can take your picture. I can modify six photos.

13, tomorrow's Valentine's Day, if you have no date, you can tell me about Aite. I'll carry this pot.

14, Valentine's Day, please hold the flowers for your girlfriends. If the rose sticks poke me, I can't get up without 3.5 million.

It would be funny to send a circle of friends on Valentine's Day. 2 1. Those who marry me in the future will do less things that are sorry for me on Valentine's Day. Thank you.

Valentine's day is coming. Are you considering continuing to be a dog or being my boyfriend?

Valentine's day is coming soon. The whole world smells of love, and I am the only one who smells of single dog.

I am not afraid to spend Valentine's Day alone, but I am afraid that the person I like will spend it with others.

5. On Valentine's Day, I suggest that you don't bask in presents. You can bask in your boyfriend or girlfriend. Maybe there is the same model, maybe there is an explosion.

6. If you are embarrassed to express your feelings on Valentine's Day, you can send me a red envelope.

7. Don't tell me Happy Valentine's Day unless you want to spend it with me.

8. Just now, a girl said she liked me, so I just deleted her. Nima tried to cheat me on my Valentine's Day gift!

9. Last Valentine's Day, four bachelors ate hot pot together. I swear I will leave them next year. As a result, I did it, and now I am only a bachelor.

10, "Why are you alone on Valentine's Day again?" "I'm afraid that half a person will scare you."

1 1, Valentine's Day is coming, let me know who likes me, and I'll chase you!

12, I spend the New Year alone, the Lantern Festival alone, and Valentine's Day alone. Let me pass the exam alone if I can.

13, tomorrow Valentine's Day, I wish all lovers in the world are brothers and sisters who have been separated for many years!

14. If you feel lonely on Valentine's Day, turn off the light and turn on the computer to play a ghost film. After a while, you will feel that there are people in the kitchen, toilet and bed, and there are people everywhere, which is very lively.

15, did someone ask me to be alone on Valentine's Day? Funny, can't people become dogs?

16, Valentine's Day rental: shopping 10 yuan, couple 20 yuan, show love 25, space kiss 30. (Small businesses don't bargain)

17, "What if there is no lover on Valentine's Day?" "Isn't Tomb-Sweeping Day's family going to kill a few people who are not dead?"

18, are you short of light bulbs on Valentine's Day? Sitting and eating without talking is super cute. I'll leave after eating. Really, I can take your picture. The point is that I can also retouch the picture.

19, Valentine's Day is coming. If you are still single, you can consider coming to me. I sell dog food.

20. It is said that single dog and winter vacation homework are more suitable for Valentine's Day.

2 1, tomorrow is Valentine's Day. Don't ask me why I am single. It's against heaven that we immortals fall in love with mortals.

22. I want to dress beautifully and eat melon seeds at home on Valentine's Day.

23. Take your lover out to play on Valentine's Day. So, after Tomb-Sweeping Day, do I have to exorcise ghosts?

24. Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. I think someone will say to me with a rose in his hand: please forgive me.

25. Someone asked me how to spend Valentine's Day this year, and I said, skip it.

26. We didn't have a date on Valentine's Day, and we didn't confess on April Fool's Day. Tomb-Sweeping Day had better be worshipped.

27. I think you not only secretly finished winter vacation homework behind my back, but also secretly found someone before Valentine's Day. You are all liars.

It would be funny to send a circle of friends on Valentine's Day.

1, love can be simple, but it can't be casual. My smile can be given to anyone, but my heart can only be given to one person.

2, poverty and wealth don't care, and they are old together.

The most romantic power is never giving up.

4, flat and faint, accompanied by a lifetime.

You secretly added a candy in this day as light as boiled water.

6. I am not afraid of darkness and thunder. I'm afraid you'll be sad and frown.

7. Give you a sincere heart and extend your love.

My heart is a bird in the wilderness, and I found the sky in your eyes.

9. The stars in the sky are shining. Nice to meet you. There are thousands of hearts in the starry sky, and one is my heart; When you miss me, look at the stars, count the stars and other meteors. Remember to be happy every day.

Holiday funny quotations

Online Valentine's Day is coming, and no one has come to express his love. You are too impatient!

On this day, some people send gold, some people send silver and some people send flowers. I was afraid that no one would send me, so I bought all three by myself. Honeysuckle is very delicious.

③520 is fake, only 502 is true. One drop for three seconds, never part. Even if it is separated, it will peel off.

Today is 520. Do you even have a transfer person? Don't be sad. You can transfer it to me. I won't allow you to lose to anyone.

Don't send photos everywhere to show your love on Valentine's Day, in case you bump your face.

What's the point?

Online Valentine's Day first became popular because of a song, which originated from the intimate relationship between "I love you" in the singer Mavis Fan's "Digital Love" and "online lover" in the online song "online lover" by musician Wu Yulong. It has won the admiration of young people for its significance, individuality and unique charm, and has great influence in the era of developed network technology.

It would be funny to send a circle of friends on Valentine's Day. 4 1. The moon under the sea is the moon in the sky, but the person in front of us is a single dog.

2, a person eats double happiness more times.

3. The reason why contemporary young people are single is that they just want to fall in love with people they get along with and finally find people they get along with. This is not a good thing.

4. Does anyone collect idle babies? I'm free anyway.

5. Now all the high-value people are single, such as me.

6, fat in vain, hopeless to take off the order

7. Single life seems to mean that no one will make you angry, and of course no one will surprise you.

8, single for a long time, even like it.

9. I wish you all love, I have money.

10, some people, once missed, are lifelong, once turned around, are lifelong.

1 1, heroes don't ask the source, single people don't look at their age.

12, the best time is that I love you and you love me.

13, in fact, memories are just wounds engraved in the heart, while the past is just pain that stops in the mind.

14, in fact, single life is not bad, and I finally have time to take care of everything.

15, teach you the most effective way to get rid of single dog and be my wife.

16, stop calling yourself single dog. At your age, the dog is old and dead.

17, being single may be a hero in your own eyes and a woman in others' eyes.

18, the real forgetting is not to forget you completely, but to remember that you no longer make waves.

19, the later I meet you, the more I want to share with you. It's not bad to think about it.

20. I am a prodigal son who always walks alone in the distance.

2 1. Asking what Valentine's Day is in the world is killing single dog.

I have all kinds of customs, and I don't compete with the world.

Please move me to my parents, relatives and friends tomorrow. I wish you a hundred years of harmony and unity forever.

24. For the record, it's not that I don't fall in love. I'm not welcome.

25, you can enjoy the transfer. I'll see who to borrow money from these two days.

26. Love everything in the world, without exception.

27. Life is not only the present, but also the previous invitations.

28. It's hard for acquaintances to talk, and it's hard for strangers to talk.

29, we always have to experience some betrayal and some sadness to see through people's hearts.

30. If anyone shows love in front of me on Valentine's Day, I will take pictures. When you get married, the object is not that person. I will send you the photo in a red envelope!

3 1, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye!

32. I finally ended my single life for half a year, and now I will start the second half of the year.

33. The ship of friendship capsized and the ship of love sank. Only single dog's boat can stand.

34. Being single is just to wait for someone and the right person. Since breaking up, traffic has been saved by 80%.

35. Valentine's Day is coming soon. The whole world smells of love, and I am the only one who smells of single dog.

As single dog, only static electricity crackles with me in winter.

37. I am introverted for three minutes and want to accompany you for many years.

38. There is a kind of boyfriend who calls someone else's boyfriend, and there is a kind of Valentine's Day who calls someone else's Valentine's Day.

39. The saddest thing is not being single, but not having a favorite person in my heart.

40. One kind is single, and the other is single, just for someone.