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1. Whenever I live with my heart, life will give me corresponding rewards. I will always be in one place, and at this time, I will always be with you.

People who care about it can't do anything, and people who don't care about it are willing to do anything!

I'm still waiting for your information so late, so I won't wait any longer from now on!

4. I used to take my mobile phone with me in the shower and wipe my hands when the bell rang, for fear of missing every message from you, but later I found out that you wouldn't send me a message, and I would never miss your message.

Except for love, most things can be done through hard work, but the hearts of others can only be tied to themselves by the looming fate.

I didn't do what I promised, but now I say I'm not the same person.

7. Why are you still clinging to your back when the other person has turned around?

8. In the past, when I was sad, I had a glass of beer and cried, and I was fine the next day. Now I am very sad, I have to endure to coax the children and coax things over. Ha ha.

9. When I was a child, my parents were under great pressure. When you grow up, you are carefree. After I got married, I became an umbrella for my children. The older I grow up, the heavier my burden becomes.

10, you should cherish yourself, make yourself better, life goes on, and you should keep moving forward.

1 1. Just because I can live a good life alone doesn't mean you can be absent. Love can be late but can't come. I hope that now you don't miss the past and live in the present.

12, I can live well without you, but I will be happier with you.

13, I really want to forget the past and forget you; Save yourself who is indecisive and live up to the present; But all this is too difficult.

14, I only remember your kindness, even if you don't have an explanation after each injury.

15, the power of love always makes people crazy, crazy enough to believe everything he says, and love can make people kinder and kinder enough to forgive everything, but I still hope that no matter how much you love someone, you can take good care of yourself.

16, I worked so hard to eat meat that I didn't have any meat on me. How can I live up to those lambs who go for themselves!

17, why did the girls leave? Because I understand, I am optimistic, and I think this is worthy of myself.

18. Let bygones be bygones. Look to the future, the opportunity is in your own hands. You can't run if it's yours, and you can't force it if it's not yours. Let it be.

19, everything now is the result of my original choice, and all the possibilities in the future are in my own hands. If I work hard, I will have it.

20, although you are lonely, but you are very delicate, a delicate person, even if you will feel lonely now, after a while, there will be a person, with a full spoil, to accompany you to make breakfast.

2 1, jealous of your mobile phone, it can be held by you every day and watched by you every day, but I can't.

22, pets, regardless of age, are limited to people. Girls who love to joke and laugh are surrounded by a boyfriend who unconditionally hugs and dotes on her. This is capital.

23. If you meet a love that can spoil you as a child, then age is just a meaningless number to you.

Think of the recent conversation: I hope you give me a chance to spoil you and I hope I can be spoiled.

25, want to spoil you, there is no reason to speak of, even if you occasionally gnash your teeth, a minute later will be thrown outside the cloud nine! Keep coming back to spoil you!

26. Even if the world is full of light, it is still single-minded.

27. Women are essentially like pet cats, clingy, but arrogant, sensitive, but soft. A pet can solve all emotions.

28. Spoil yourself and be your own queen before anyone dotes on you!

Love needs to wait, and time will give you the answer.

30. They all rely on each other's preferences and are unscrupulous in love.

From now on, I only collect the moments with you.

1. If you love each other, join hands until you are old. If you miss it, protect him.

When I leaned over to touch the shadow, I found that he was scarred.

My sky is clear, but I feel less when you are here.

4, be a simple self, no need to pretend, sooner or later someone will see through you.

5. How many people feed a hypocritical beast with a sincere heart?

6. Hold me when you quarrel, so I don't have the courage to leave you now.

7. Can you give me visible care when I need it?

I don't have any greed, but I really love you.

9. Where were you when I cried my eyes red and screamed for you?

10, it's a movie for three people, but I still can't have a name.

1 1, I've been here, and I'm beginning to regret not giving you everything.

12, if possible, I hope he will stop at the age of seven and help me keep that little boy with long eyelashes forever.

13, do you blame me for being young and not knowing how to love you and hurting you when you are strong?

14, sometimes I really feel like a spiritual watch to be teased and sucked by you for love.

15, I am not gentle, but I am brave.

16, there are many things we can't do, such as he doesn't love me.

17. How painful is it to gouge out the bone? I hope you will never be so miserable.

18, just yesterday, love quietly went offline, waiting for only a cool news.

19, you are an out-of-touch teenager, but I have experienced too many miserable lives.

He doesn't love me, but he still won my heart.

2 1. Some people say that there are three things in the world that can't be hidden: sneezing, poverty and love.

22. Love for you, water under the bridge. And you, on the other hand, gave her all my love.

23. Love is when one heart meets another, not one face meets another.

Slave: Sorry, I didn't mean to. Moderator: It doesn't matter. Be careful in the next life.

25, there is also a feeling of lovelorn love, and it is very strong.

26. The most boring feeling is not to become strange, but the process of becoming strange.

27. Why does your figure linger in front of me? Tell me if you poisoned me.

With you gone, who should I tell about my innocence so that I can ignore me alone?

29. Why do you let me down every time I choose to trust you?

We probably can't love as hard as before until we all cry.

3 1, it's funny that you drive everyone away and blame others for saying you're lonely.

32. From now on, I will only collect the moments with you.

33. Some things will become ridiculous once the roles are changed.

34. Dead fish died in the deep sea, and I sank into your arms.

35. When can I sleep soundly without your good night?

36. We skipped the happy process and jumped directly to the ending of the breakup.

Love yourself from now on.

1. I really want to start from scratch, don't want to embarrass myself, and embrace myself in the past.

2. For the rest of your life, love your family and be kind to yourself. Life is really not easy, do it and cherish it.

From now on, love yourself, never embarrass yourself, never let yourself down, never force yourself to do things you don't want to do, and live the rest of your life well! Feel free!

If I can start over, I won't lose you again. Losing you is my greatest regret in this life.

I hope all the women who have loved and been hurt will love themselves from now on and have the life they want.

6. I always made mistakes and lost a lot of light. Now I will work harder and earn money. Try to live every day.

7. No ifs, no regrets, only grasp the present.

8. Yes, if all the past always has joys and sorrows, it will not be very satisfactory. Therefore, the past is no longer never, and the future self should choose: love the person worthy of love.

9. If you can start your life from scratch, you are not in the mood now, and you have been trying to make money.

10. I feel that everyone is regretting someone who doesn't belong to them. In the future, I hope I can live more, think more for myself and be casual.

1 1. Only those who have experienced despair can get a new life and understand that everything in the world is nothing but life and death. Love yourself more for the rest of your life.

12. It seems that I haven't embarrassed myself for a year. If I don't want to go to work, I won't. Really relaxed a lot, but I feel a little decadent. Everything has two sides.

13. The past will never turn back, and the future will never end! May I be happy every day.

14.20xx Last month, I took two days off because of my stomachache. I used to be fine, but I'm in a bad mood recently. My bad luck combined with a cold and bad food ruined my health! In the days to come, I will take care of myself! Eat and drink, and go to work well! Try to make money! Try to find opportunities to realize your wishes next year.

15.20xx has lost a year, lost the opportunity to work, lost the person I want to rely on in my life, lost a good sleep ~ ~ ~ I want to solve some things peacefully, but I will always be forced to turn my face in the end. I hope the last one can get along well and get what he wants. Let's go

16. If I can start over, I believe you will still love me, and I love you more.

17. I hope everything will be fine for me, everything will go well and my family will be healthy! Little people bypass! ! !

18. If you care too much about a person's gains and losses, you will hurt yourself, wronged yourself and help others. From now on, don't make it difficult for yourself to cheer up! Come on! ! ! !

19. If I can start over, I want to change my attitude. But I can only face the future and spend the rest of my life for myself.

20. In the past days, once the joys and sorrows, can never be repeated. Even if you do it all over again, you will still have different regrets. I especially agree with this passage. What we can choose is to accept the reality and love ourselves for life.

In the last month of 2 1.20xx, I was crazy about the people I loved when I was young! I hit him yesterday, but he was still pounding and couldn't calm down. After all, he is a passer-by!

22. From now on, seize the beautiful moments in life. Love yourself for the rest of your life.

23.438+09 My Animal Year! I wonder what will happen. After all, the pain brought to me by 20xx years can't be happy, so I hope I won't be emotional or entangled in the rest of my life. I will look forward to everything and be happy!

24. We can't control what others think, nor can we force others to do it; The only thing you can do is to do your own thing wholeheartedly, go your own way and live your life according to your own principles!

In the last month of xx, on the first day of the last month, you once again sprinkled a handful of salt in our fragmented days. There is not much love left. Look at the injury.

26. If I can never, that's what I hope most. If I can never, I will never make my life so bad. At least I should choose a man who is responsible for his family and children, so that I won't be so tired. I'm sorry for myself and my children. I am really tired.

27. From now on, forget the past and start over, so don't mention things that affect your mood. The past has become history. Grasp the present and grasp the future. Wish me happiness forever!

28. Life experiences are doomed to regret. If you can do it all over again, you want to leave everything now and see the world alone!

29. There is no if in life, and it is impossible to rewind it. Live in the present and cherish every day in the future.

In the past two years, I will save enough money to travel around the world. I want to travel around the world, take photos with different people and enjoy the sunset. I want to live for myself!

3 1. No ifs. Living is good in itself, and old classmates sit together to eat. Laugh, nothing to do, no shortage of people. Because someone left forever. At an age when you shouldn't leave.

32. Make my life full of regrets, there is no need to start all over again ~

Life feels terrible now. Maybe I always take everything too seriously.

34. I am really tired for the rest of my life, and I really understand that everything can't go back, so I should love myself for the rest of my life.

35. If I could do it all over again, I would stick to it and just want to do what I want.

36. Living again will leave regrets, so there is no need to start over. Just cherish the present.

37. You can go back, but you can't go back. Cherish the people who love me for the rest of your life.

38. Life, in the final analysis, is mood. People are tired because there are too many things that can influence their mood. No matter how big the heart is, it can't hold the little things in the world; No matter how small the heart is, it can pretend to be a world event.

39. If I could do it all over again, I would be happy, free and love myself!

40.20xx There is only one month left. Be kind to time and yourself. Remember to take good care of yourself for the rest of your busy life! Give yourself more applause and smile!

4 1. I tattooed the words "Eat, drink and be merry" on my body. Since I was lucky enough to walk on the earth once, I often told myself that life is too short, so don't worry about any small things, because it's not worth it. Since I grew up reasonably, in this short period of more than ten years, I have all the people and things that may bother me, unless it is worthwhile for my short life.

42. From now on, live a good life and be kind to yourself. I believe it will end one day!

From now on, you are everything. Talk about beautiful and affectionate love.

1, I know you are a dream, but you cling to it and refuse to let go.

Girls who swear are the most soft-hearted.

3, look at the face map is money or face.

4, QQ personality signature: I want to keep my position and accompany you to the destruction of the world.

It is not difficult to re-enter your name. The input method will run out by itself.

6, the so-called calm, just because I didn't see it.

7. If the college entrance examination is AV, I think I will get full marks.

8. Seeing my boyfriend flirting with my sisters in the group, I broke up the group silently while they were chatting.

I don't know how to be better for you, at least better than now.

10, ugly words can only be used to pour out those trivial little emotions in thin words.

1 1. Precious things are always rare in this world, so there is only one in this world.

12, hey, young man, you will regret missing me for the rest of your life.

13, people who know me don't need to explain, and people who don't know me need to explain.

14, from now on you will be the reason for all happiness.

15, a cheating man is like money falling into shit. It's a pity not to pick it up, but to pick it up.

16, maybe I can't see the road clearly because of the fog in my eyes. When do you remember that I have been working so hard?

17, love is a smile, which begins with a kiss and ends with a tear.

18, the first love is not necessarily the first person, but the first person who makes you feel love and makes you desperate.

19, I am a dead butterfly that has lost its protective color. Is there anyone willing to be my protective color for life?

20, love for a long time, don't take freshness as love, do you think you are plastic wrap?

2 1, I am an armored soldier in China, and I despise Ben's Altman.

22. Sometimes, it's not that others take you too lightly, but that you take others too seriously.

23, you don't spoil the word youth, you are beginning of autumn.

24, winter is the most colorful, always freezing my hands and feet.

25. In love, you must learn to be content, because it is not easy to meet the right person. If he can treat you well, he should cherish it.

26. It is not that life is like the first time, but that life is not like meeting.

27. Maybe a person will mature only after going through many roads and experiencing the sudden prosperity and desolation in countless lives.

28. Men will never understand why women doubt their friendship with other women, because women know women too well!

29, the world is drunk, drunk and like a dream, the world is stupid, infatuation does not regret the three-world relationship.

30. Every time I watch you eat pork, I feel very sad. Ben was born from the same root. What's the hurry?

3 1, time will eventually uncover the truth of the fault, but it is difficult to change the essence of missing.

32. I yearn for an indulgent life. But you have to live in the other direction, and you are working hard for it.

33. Wait for a discovery and a touch to make love boil again.

34. Men become bad when they have money, and women become rich when they become bad.

I especially want to know whose name will be called when I drink too much.

36. Men and women, pain and happiness, will eventually have a person who loves each other deeply.

37. I love you so much that I neglect myself. I believe you, and I doubt myself.

As a woman, you must find something besides love that can keep your feet steady.

39. You said that you cared why I hid your girlfriend from the beginning.

40. Will you miss me when I miss you?

4 1. When you are angry, either shut up or call names.