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Suitable for friends to talk about, making people fall in love at first sight.

First of all, leave the weight to the food, the time to the company, and the eyes to the beauty. It is better to please yourself than to please others.

Second, has anyone ever appreciated your kindness? They will only push their luck if they push their luck! You must be kind, but you must be sharp!

Third, maybe I won't get married. When I am 70 or 80 years old, I will take a group of dogs for a stroll in the street, and I will be a cool old lady when I get old.

Four, a glass of wine to the past, floating in the wind, a glass of wine to the present, a glass of wine to the future.

You don't have to worry about what you are afraid of, because it will come and go as scheduled.

6. Either dare to love and hate a happy life, or play the fool to the end mercilessly. Don't let yourself live as a person who knows a lot of truth but has a hard time.

Seven, don't expect, don't assume, don't force, let nature take its course, if doomed, it will happen.

Eight, don't be greedy. If you want this, you must give up that. If you give up, you will get it, otherwise you will only be empty-handed.

As an adult, you should know how to distinguish the relationship between life and love. Life is not for love, love is based on life dependence.

Ten, life is not long, do what you like, don't expect anyone, love is nothing, getting rich is the most important thing!

From today on, be a difficult person. Shake your head to the person you hate, and speak openly to the person you like. I'd rather live a few years less and just want to be happy.

Twelve, today's events will become small things tomorrow; The biggest thing this year, next year is a story; The biggest thing in this life, the afterlife will be a legend. Life is like a journey, with hardships and scenery. What you can see is your realm of life.

Thirteen, life is about to live beautifully! Live a little responsibility and dignity, and would rather be a chic goddess than a decorative vase.

Fourteen, there is no need to deliberately satisfy who, who is not eager to have, who is reluctant to retain. Everything goes with the flow, and the best of yourself is left to the last person.

Fifteen, learn to live happily and know how to collect happiness; Learn to give up pain, know how to stay away from hatred and melancholy, live in the sun, and strive to make your life full of happiness!

Sixteen, don't want to live, don't wronged yourself; If you don't want feelings, don't muddle along. Never force yourself.

Seventeen, life is so short, don't be wronged to become what others like. Be happy when you should be happy, and vent when you want to. To live a good life, the first thing is to live for yourself.

There is no difference between tragedy and comedy in the world. If you can get out of tragedy, it's comedy. If you are addicted to comedy, it is a tragedy. If you just wait, all that will happen is that you get old.

Nineteen, time will take the wrong person away, so whoever goes is to make room for the right person.

Twenty, it is compassion not to disturb the peace of others; It is kindness not to hurt others' self-esteem. When people are alive, they only illuminate their own light, and don't blow out others' light.

Twenty-one, deliberately looking for things, often can not be found, everything in the world has its time and place to come and go. If it is yours, it is yours. If it's not yours, it's not yours.