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What girls hate to hear, they will explode instantly when they hear it.
2. If I had known the pressure was so great, I shouldn't have got married and had children.
I hate it when men say: I can't help it. That sounds ridiculous.
I really love you, just playing with her.
Husband, I have a headache and stomachache. It's too uncomfortable. Honey, drink more hot water.
6. Only I am sincere to you. Other men are trying to make you happy, just trying to trick you into having sex.
7. Go to the kitchen and see what you can do for mom. What are you doing standing in the living room?
8. Women nowadays are too realistic.
9. You still eat when you are so fat.
10. You don't have a job, you are always creating a job.
1 1. Okay, I was wrong. I'm really sorry.
12. I didn't expect you to be such a vain girl.
13. I earned all the money, and I am raising this family.
14. I work hard for you, and I am half tired every day.
15. I can't help it if you think so.
16. You are very good, and I don't deserve you. Break up!
17. Get out of here. This is my place .
18. I like sensible women. I know your sister. I like the kindness of men. Kindness is a character. Being sensible means that you should serve me. What about keeping a pet? I don't even expect pets to do this. )
19. My mother will take care of you when you are pregnant, and my mother will help you take care of the baby. (It seems that women are so awesome that they can get pregnant and parthenogenesis. )
Whatever you want, believe it or not.
Sad topics make women cry, and women listen to short words.
1. Keeping the person you like in your heart is actually a kind of happiness.
2. In spring, I really love you when I meet you.
3. Think of a person and a voice. Just stay in the afterlife and miss home.
This is a very old saying. Because I love you, let me take care of you all my life, okay?
There is always such a person in my heart. He is just a secret that can't be told.
6. Take good care of yourself. I don't want to wait until my next life to love you.
7. I want to go through spring, summer, autumn and winter with you. Would you like to?
8. The furthest distance in the world is that you have finally become someone else's gentle wife, and I am still waiting for you.
9. Maybe you love someone just because you are lonely, and you need to find someone to kill time.
10, people are just passers-by in this life, so why tie the knot that can't be untied?
1 1, I'm just an ordinary person. I hope you know that I can't bear so much pain.
12, I don't know when I learned to rely on it.
13, people live all their lives and are happy with love, so I am willing to pay for you.
14, flowers bloom and fall, things are impermanent, flowers are diffuse, you are not with me, flowers fall, I am alone.
15, in order not to let our wounds get inflamed in rainy days, let's learn to forget when passing by.
16. Keeping the person you like in your heart is actually a kind of happiness.
17, my love and happiness are too far away from me, as if it were ten thousand light years.
18, happiness is that before I close my eyes forever, I can change the temperature flowing between my fingers, which only belongs to you.
The most touching words for women
The most touching words for women
I won't let you suffer any more.
It's all my fault.
Quietly watching you happy behind you.
I learned to cook for you.
This is all I have, not much, but all I have. I will give you everything I have.
Maybe I am just a passer-by in your world, but you are the only princess in my world.
Never let go of your hand.
It is my cowardice that scares you.
I accept everything about you, including your bad temper.
I know.
The first sentence: I don't care about your appearance
Women are like flowers, men are like butterflies, and butterflies love flowers for thousands of years. Men don't care about women's looks?
Have you ever heard of Liang Zhu?
The second sentence: I promise you anything.
When a man is excited, he will get carried away and blurt out, "I promise you anything."
Therefore, when a woman hears this sentence, people will hear the next sentence.
I promise everything except this matter.
The third sentence: You are the only one for me.
A woman can tie a man's wallet, a man's belt and a man's affection.
But it can't bind men's desires. When you find that men are "the red flag does not fall, the colorful flag flutters",
You will understand that "only" is just a love fairy tale woven by Qiong Yao.
The fourth sentence: I don't care whether you are a virgin or not.
Thousands of years of feudal thought can't liberate women by shouting alone.
If a man really cares, he probably regards you as a lover or a tool.
Fifth sentence: I swear.
When men run into a wall in front of women, when men are helpless,
Their last words are strikingly similar. They swear to God that only men cheat women's good nature.
An excellent cover.
Sixth sentence: I was wrong.
Women always think that when men admit their mistakes, they win.
Who doesn't know that it's just men's talk, they just don't want to quarrel.
Seventh sentence: I quit.
If you can really quit, who will consume those cigarettes and alcohol?
Eighth sentence: I will definitely change.
As the saying goes, a leopard cannot change his spots. Do you really believe that men will make changes for you?
Sacrifice your hobbies?
Ninth sentence: I didn't lie to you.
This sentence is lying to you, and it is his purpose to move you.
Tenth sentence: Love you for ten thousand years.
The biggest p word, you think women are turtles! Live for ten thousand years.
After listening to the warm words in my heart
1, even if there is no beauty of the country, there must be pride in destroying a city.
I gave you trust to close your eyes and cover your ears. Even if the whole world says you are wrong, as long as you deny it, I will believe it!
We miss the past, not because we can't let go of the original people and things, but because we miss ourselves. Life is a one-way trip, and many things are unique. If you miss it, you will never meet it again. The world is changing so fast that we are in a hurry, but we can't keep up. More and more things are lost. When we look back, we can't find our original self. So, how difficult it is to keep a true self.
4. How many times did that heart beat fiercely and silently for him? Is really really love, gave a sincere heart, let it be trampled.
5. Remember, it is not tears that can redeem what you have lost, so don't shed tears easily; Remember, you must cry if you are not sad, so don't be so stingy with your smile; Remember, you don't give because you think you can, so don't make a promise so easily; Remember, it's not that you're not doing well enough, so don't think you've accomplished nothing; Remember, you are not the only one who is working hard. Don't give up easily.
6. As long as people are separated, people who are familiar with each other will gradually alienate.
7. Slowly discover that loving someone is destroying the original self.
8. Good morning, good afternoon and good night. You don't know I'm uneasy without you.
9. The heart is a person's wings. The world is as big as the heart. Many times, it is not the surrounding environment, nor the words and deeds of others, but ourselves that restricts us. I can't open it, I can't forget it, and I am imprisoned in a gloomy memory; Don't dare to think, don't be confident, don't act, confine yourself to a fixed space ... If you can't break the inner imprisonment, even if you give you the whole sky, you won't find the feeling of freedom.
10, a heartbreaking cry is not as good as a heartless smile.
1 1, I know the result clearly, but I am still unwilling to lose to you.
12, crying, not because of weakness, but because of being strong for too long.
13, knowing it's a play, I'll accompany you to play it.
14, I naively thought that not thinking, not hearing, not seeing is forgetting.
15, the benefits of maturity were not available before, but now they are not needed.
16, active, because I care. I don't contact because I feel redundant.
17, friends are people who dare to be themselves in front of them.
18, a strong woman will cry, but she will not give up.
19. No matter how sweet the sugar is, it will have a bitter day.
20. You may be out of my sight, but you have never been out of my thoughts.
2 1, love is not hate, but I love and hate you.
I believe that time is the antidote. One day, I will forget you and be myself.
23. Memories are just a bowl of soup cooked by Meng Po. Has anyone been injured by new scars and old wounds that have passed through the intestine?
24. I'd rather be alone all my life if my feelings force me.
25. If a person lives with a mask for too long, he will gradually forget his original appearance.
26. Even if you can't forget some memories, pretend you can't.
27. Love and hate are two drops of water on a glass plate. Sometimes mixed together, inseparable. Sometimes as time goes by, they all disappear.
28, the entanglement in the heart, can be solved, is the knot, can not be solved, is robbery.
29. Even if you give up, you should be proud of it.
30, a lot of things, missed, there will be no, will change, fate is also. People who want to fall in love should be braver and stronger, and they can't simply stop loving because they are afraid of getting hurt. If you like someone, why care who says it first? I want to walk hand in hand with someone and share joys and sorrows. Such a good mood is hard to come by. So, once you encounter it, you must grasp it well. ...
3 1. The more familiar you are, the more you know where it hurts.
32. Life is that those who need it can't get it, and those who get it don't need it.
Love and love. There is another word, but once.
34. There is always a person who has been living in his heart, but said goodbye to life.
35. Things that are too beautiful are never suitable for experience. If they are lost, they will not be forgotten.
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