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I miss the words of my ex-girlfriend.
0 1. She is beautiful, pear shape, and a little baby fat.
02. Likes to seduce me and then won't let me kiss.
03. Once she wore my coat, I said she looked like a steamed stuffed bun. She's really alike.
I like to go home with her after school. I like to take the road that I will never get tired of, because it is full of joy.
Every time I send her home, I can't bear to see her disappear in the crowd. She will turn a little corner and say goodbye to my husband with her head tilted.
06. Soft-hearted, afraid of big dogs.
I like preserved egg porridge. Every time she doesn't like the food, I pick it out and feed it to her.
08. She likes to call me soft.
09. She likes to pinch my face and then kiss it, feeling that kissing is never enough.
10. Very sensible, sometimes a little princess.
1 1. She is a little woman and depends on me. I always ask her to call me a good brother.
12. I like to hold her everywhere and tell her that I like these jade hands.
13. Always do something irrelevant, and then come and apologize to my cuteness.
14. She has little strength, but she always says that she is more man than me.
15. She always runs a red light. I held her in my arms so that she wouldn't run around.
16. She always says that she can't sing, and singing fascinates me.
17. She can play the piano and play my favorite Prelude to the Day of the Dead.
18. She likes my nose and says I'm not good anywhere except my nose.
19. She likes to write me small cards, and I will keep each one well.
I wrote her love letters and poems.
2 1. I also wrote her a divorce letter. When she was angry after writing, I went to dance for her.
22. I like being late Once she didn't get up, I waited for her at her door for more than two hours. She bought me a small pudding as compensation.
She always forgets things, and I always take care of everything for her.
24. We used to quarrel and cry together, no matter what passers-by thought of us.
25. Because of her dysmenorrhea, I scrimped and saved that day and bought her a warm water bag. I went home and ate three bowls of rice.
26. She likes to hug me, hold me tight and say that she is afraid that I will not want her.
27. She likes to put her hand in my pocket, saying that it won't be cold. As a result, she tore one of my clothes.
28. I prefer her innocent girl to rely on me. Sad after breaking up, talk about your mood.
29. I like eating ice cream, and my period is no exception. In order to help her satisfy her hunger, I give her a drink every time I buy it.
30. It is said that couples with a difference of 12cm are the most perfect, and our height is just 12cm.
3 1. I can't take care of myself I wear very little when it's cold, so I always wear too much and take it off for her. I'm afraid she has a runny nose.
32. She likes men to be self-motivated and smart. I always say this is obviously not me.
33. She is the first woman who successfully changed me and the first woman I deeply love.
34. She once made me believe in the ends of the earth and fell in love until death do us part.
35. Say you are good at billiards, and you can't open the connecting rod.
36. She has many ear holes, and I gave me one, which made me particularly distressed. I swore that day that I would never leave her again.
She doesn't like my beard. When she kissed me, she always said that my husband's beard was tied.
She was scared at night, so I called her until my mother came back.
39. I used to call all night and go out to play in the morning, so I wouldn't be tired at all.
40. I will stay up with her. Usually I get up early. I want her to know that I will stay here with her.
4 1. She thinks I'm too thin, but I really can't eat fat.
42. She likes good-looking and delicious food best. Give me a bite if it doesn't taste good.
43. When we celebrated Tanabata, she made a PPT, which moved me deeply.
44. The first woman to give me underwear.
45. I always stand on her left when crossing the street and on her right halfway. I told her that if I was hit, I would have a place to eat.
46. I can watch her in a daze.
47. Occasionally, the green light will be given, saying that she has small breasts. She will be angry, but I like being so big.
48. I like her figure that is neither fat nor thin.
49. From the first time I saw her in junior high school, I admitted that I liked her.
50. Once we broke up, I bought a big bunch of roses to meet her at school. She said she had a special face.
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