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The sweetest and happiest sentence: you are responsible for beauty and charm, and I am responsible for making money.

1. One day, we will live a day when we can kiss you secretly as soon as we turn over.

Even if I am poor, I will be your last luggage.

If you dare to bet all your future happiness on me, I will risk my life to accompany you to the end and not let you lose.

I can't give you the whole world, but I will give you my whole world.

She asked him, will we be together in the next life? He hugged her and said with a smile, fool, you asked this question in your last life.

6. I want to give you all the best in the world, but I find that the best in the world is you.

7. I confessed yesterday. Halfway through, he told me to stop, and suddenly my tears came down. Who knows? He said I should chase you.

8. I will fall in love with other girls in the future, and she will call you mom.

9. He may not take me on a yacht and eat French food, but he can run a few streets for me every morning to buy my favorite soybean milk fritters.

10. The best happiness I can think of is to have you in my most beautiful years.

1 1. Robbery, hand in homework! I don't know when, this sentence became her most common sentence to him. Physical education class, she is the only one who does his homework in class with him. Robbery! Hand in your homework! She held out her hand to him. Instead of doing his homework as usual, he looked up and said that no one could hold her outstretched hand like him, but read it out slowly and clearly: You robbed my heart.

12. You are responsible for beauty and charm, and I am responsible for making money.

13. There is no reason to love someone. After falling in love, everything about her became a reason.

14. I can swallow your leftover sour fruit, just like I can block a hundred bullets for you. You know, I only dare to be hard on myself.

15. Life is so short, the world is so chaotic, I don't want to quarrel, I don't want to have a cold war, and I don't want to have a second regret with you.

16. No one in this world is qualified to be with me, except you.

17. I didn't understand the feeling of looking at a person with an inexplicable smile until I met you.

18. I am a complete idiot. I can do nothing but like you!

19. Sometimes I want to leave you, but I don't trust to give you to anyone, so I have to love you more.

20. When I first met you, my heart beat was probably the fastest in my life.

2 1. I hope I can write your name together, whether it is on the wedding invitation or on the tombstone of the funeral.

22. With you, I want nothing, no matter how wild my heart is, I must know how to refuse.

23. What else do you want to eat? I want to eat roasted wings. Have a cone. No, I want to eat roasted wings! But you can't put a ring in the roasted wing.

24. I am willing to stay with you until the mountain on the ECG becomes the sea.

25. He always likes to put an A before her name. She said adding an A would make it ugly. He said with a smile, that's a nickname. One day, I was bored and looked through his mobile phone, but A Dai's name still appeared in the phone book. She asked why she didn't change it to a wife or a baby. He smiled helplessly: My mobile phone doesn't have the function of a special contact, so I can rank first with an A in front. Sad talk: I will be responsible for the grievances in your heart, no matter who gives them.

1. At the gate of the obstetrics and gynecology operating room, the wife nervously took her husband's hand: Husband, do you like boys or girls? Husband calmly said: I like both. If it's a girl, I'll pay for your online shopping. If it is a boy, then we will pay for your online shopping together!

2. After going to the toilet in the middle of the night, you climb back to bed with cold hands and feet, and a person's consciousness desperately pushes you into his arms. That kind of warmth is really rich.

Best of all, when people are crowded, you naturally hold my hand.

You don't have everything I like, but I like all your looks.

Dialogue between a pair of newly-married friends, bride: Do you think we will be together in the next life? Groom: You asked this question in your last life.

It's none of my business where you are going, but I can't sit by and watch you frown.

7. I will be responsible for the grievances in your heart, no matter who gives them.

8. Wife, you are the cutest person I have ever met! Trojan horse! Dear, I like you who have never seen the world.

9. I like to make you angry and then slap your bulging face.

10. The happiest thing is that the person you like likes you more than you do.

The sweetest sun, the happiest talk, I only love you all my life.

1. The world is so big that it is not easy to meet.

I just want to hold your back. The best happiness is the care you give.

Love waits for no man. Kiss if you want.

The world is really big, but only you are my scenery.

If you are right, then I am right to be wrong all my life.

6. I don't love it very much. I only love you for 60 seconds in one minute.

7. The best love story is to fall in love with the most unexpected person when you least expect it.

8. Sweet words are easier said than done, and sweet things are easier to buy, but it is hard to find someone who makes you feel intimate and sweet.

9. The person you marry is called family. May you wear the most beautiful wedding dress and marry the safest person.

10. People who know you will love you in the way you need. People who don't understand you will love you in the way they need.

1 1. Love is not afraid of time. If love is deep enough, time will make it deeper. If you can't stand the test of time, you can only say that you don't love deeply enough.

12. Because I love you, I live a brilliant life.

13. Only when you are around, you will love for a long time when you are used to it. Castle peak is not old, * * * you get old.

14. Follow your light and see a world you have never seen before.

15. The sweetest thing is being liked by you every day.

16. Love should be like grinding a stone. Maybe you were not so satisfied when you first picked it up. Slowly, everything will change.

17. Meet you at the right time. We fall in love, get married, have children, and grow old with warm company. This is the happiness I want, the stable happiness.

18. From my first love to my old age, I only love one person in my life.

19. Thank you for liking me. I also like the person who liked you very much at that time.

20. The best part of the morning is knowing that someone is quietly waiting for you to wake up.

2 1. Love is not better than anyone in the end, but who can accompany you to the end.

There is no reason to like you, but you are the reason.

I just want to have you by my side to warm my air.

I may not be the best in many things, but I will be the best in loving you.

25. You are not the best, but you are better than anything else.

26. My heart is mine, but it is full of you.

27. If possible, let me hug you through the crowd.