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Exam is a tense time, but a few humorous sentences can make you relax a lot. What are the humorous sentences about the exam? Look at these sentences. Is there anything that makes you laugh?

What are some humorous sentences about exams: 1- 10?

1. Forgive me for dressing up, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to help the seniors get to the bottom.

I hope to be a master of learning, and I won't leave my head. Will take me to study by myself, brush thousands of questions a day, review and solve doubts, give me exams, and sit next to me in the examination room to help me take off one.

Just take the exam, and take whatever you are afraid of.

4. For the senior high school entrance examination, we prepare troops. We are waiting for the college entrance examination.

5. The blood of Xueba hidden in my body, I order you to break the seal in the name of Xueba.

6. Even if the teacher speaks a wool, Xueba can knit a sweater.

7. Give me a test paper about you, and I'll tell you what learning to bully is.

8. If I spend all my eating time studying, I will not only become a thin man, but also become a schoolmaster.

9. Xueba drives a speedboat in the ocean of knowledge, and I feed sharks in the ocean of knowledge.

10. Remember to look up at the starry sky and don't look down at your feet. No matter how hard life is, please keep a curiosity. You will always find your own way and your own success.

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What humorous sentences are there about the exam: 1 1-20?

1 1. Humility is based on strength, and arrogance is based on incompetence.

12. Those who achieve great things should be as cunning as Cao Cao, as humiliating as Liu Bei, as domineering as Sun Ce, as wise as Zhuge Liang, as decisive as Sun Quan and as shrewd as Sima Yi.

13. scum tells scum a topic, which is friendship; Xueba gives lectures to scum, just like it; Scum told Xueba a topic, that is, love; Xueba gives lectures to Xueba, and the exam is coming soon.

14. Xueba will never understand that scum study not to get high marks, but to get better grades.

15. What is a sense of security? Just finished the question, some scholars read the same answer as you.

16. At first, my dream was to be a headmaster. Now, I just want to stop studying.

17. The sky descended on Sri Lanka. You must first turn off its mobile phone, stop its traffic, steal its account and unplug its network cable, in order to bid farewell to scum and become a schoolmaster.

18. I want a stable score, can resist the cruelty of exams, and have a home among piles of schoolmasters.

19. The furthest distance in the world is that the teacher is talking about Chapter 4, Xueba is reading Chapter 8, and I am still reading the table of contents.

20. Although I was dumbfounded by Xueba's achievements, the speed at which I handed in my thesis absolutely stunned Xueba.

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What are some humorous sentences about exams: 2 1-28?

2 1. Things are bitter and tired. Can't sleep before the exam. Things can't be tested at all. I was very decadent after the exam. Dongdong has to kneel down to Xueba, who says he can't do it at all. As a result, all the exams were correct.

22. I used to be a schoolmaster, until one day I wanted to see the world of dregs, but I really couldn't find the way back.

23. Learning to bully during exams is like Wifi. Fiona Fang is full of people who want passwords within 10 meters.

What girls need now is not a prince, but a male god who can assist mathematics and physics.

25. Learning God is brushing questions, learning tyrants are brushing homework, and learning scum is brushing dynamics.

26. Is there a kind of bullying? Other people's children? .

27. It's obvious that learning disabilities need not only power consumption but also special cards to start any learning hegemony mode.

28.？ I think I'm in love with you. What is the deskmate saying?