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In the afterlife, are we still together?
At 6 o'clock this morning, my husband and I suddenly woke up. At the end of the year, some accounts outside have not been recovered, so I may be anxious, so I can't sleep. We talked about some things in books and some trivial things in life. I said, "honey, I said I moved the goods down yesterday, and you said you wanted to take them downstairs." If something goes wrong, you have to be responsible! " "I have a lot of things to do!" My husband snorted, "Ha Shu, a good hanger at that time, do you think it is load-bearing?" Being born in Bai Wan caused me 10 yuan to handle more than 30 things, which is a fart! " "What's more, what do you think I did wrong, and you are waiting for the guests to leave. If you scold me again, the guests are still here. Where did you argue that I was wrong? This is not only a disrespect for the guests, but also a disrespect for yourself, you know? " The more I talk, the more I work hard. I forget that my husband doesn't like being criticized. "What are you talking about? You clearly mean collection. " Husband wants to avoid the question, and his tone is already very impatient! "Husband, I couldn't sleep with a sore throat last night. I have chest pain, stomach pain, lumbar pain, and so many lumps! " Don't talk about his problems, talk about mine. I have never said that I am really in poor health these days. "Don't tell me you are in poor health. I don't want to hear or know. Tell me again, or I will curse you! " Hit me? I believe my husband has a bad temper. On second thought, you should curse me. We have a flat tongue here "Curse me for dying early!" You may not feel better if I die! Hum "communication between two people so far, my in the mind is very unbalanced, such a man, that woman can stand it! It's an old married couple. If you don't care, forget it and curse me! I must fiddle with my body, lest I don't know how I died or where I'm going if I think about it ~ ~ ~
Get up at 7 o'clock, open the door, clean up and do business. Now it's 10.30, and my husband is still yelling. I won't wake you up today. See 12 if you can get up! Actually, this was written yesterday morning. My husband gets up before noon. I don't care what time it is. At lunch, I saw peanut butter cooked by my husband, that is, fried peanuts, with peppers, ginger and garlic in it. It shows that this peanut has not been stored for a long time, and some of it has become moldy. Seeing on the Internet or other places that eating moldy things can cause cancer. At that time, my husband peeled peanuts and I advocated not eating them. Later, he insisted on peeling it, and it was possible to eat it after peeling it. After peeling it, it was just the two of us at home, and I didn't eat it when the children were not at home. He can't help it, but I'm not sure if he can eat it. He thought of a way to fry peanuts, but he still felt uncomfortable. He cooked it for a long time and then washed it with clean water several times. He is really careful. Finally, he bought peppers, ginger and garlic, mixed them together and put them in a bottle! Ask an expert, won't he cause cancer after doing this? In fact, whether it will or not, as long as there is a little doubt, you should not eat it. Really, I think so. That's what I told my husband, but it didn't help at all. Every time he cooks, he puts some in. Yesterday at noon, I put some more in. When I saw it, it didn't taste good I said, I'll eat it when it's cooked. There is no peanut butter in it! This is my husband's anger! "I will do it myself in the future, and I will be very picky when I help you. Who says I can't eat? I will do it myself in the future. Besides, I'll kill you with a pot of A Zi! " I saw him angry and ignored him! I yelled at my husband this morning because the guest had to go to the warehouse to get the goods. When I went to the store, no one was there except shouting at him! At noon, I ate Huangshan sesame seed cake bought online, and my husband made it himself. There must be peanut butter in it!
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