Humorous sentences that can't sleep at night

1, I don't want to sleep, but I always want to sleep.

2. I went downstairs to your house and called you to stretch out your head and wave to you to let you know that I can't sleep and miss you.

I dreamed that I was a mistress, and then I was so scared that I couldn't sleep anymore. . . .

I can't sleep. Today, another friend mentioned you. I really can't let go? Now he loves me, but he will never love someone so hard again!

5, insomnia, picked up a physics book and fell asleep in a short while.

6. If you can't sleep, get up and do something. Don't lie there worrying. It is anxiety, not insomnia, that afflicts people physically and mentally.

7. My future is a dream. Unfortunately, I still have insomnia.

8. When a cat walked silently through my night, insomnia began to haunt me.

9. Q: What about insomnia at night? A: Working at night!

10 I dreamed that the fat man came to see me in Jinan. When he saw me, he mocked me in every way, saying that I was too fat to stay, and then he left with a cold face. . My heart is blocked and I can't sleep anymore.

1 1, this is not insomnia, but difficulty falling asleep. Suddenly afraid of the night, afraid of silence, afraid of a person's room. ...

12, eyes are sleepy, but I can't sleep at noon. Now my eyes are sleepy and I don't want to take a bath …

13, 10: 30 fell asleep … woke up at 2: 30, and then … couldn't sleep because of hunger.

14, I dreamed of a car accident one night. When I fell off the bridge, I was scared in a cold sweat, and then I couldn't sleep.

15, I can't sleep in the middle of the night. Find a one-year-old wife and a pony ear dog for the monster, which can be used in the cities around Maanshan. If it is too far away, it is not considered to be sent to other places for breeding, and the breeding fee is four digits.

16, a play that was originally very happy, was scared to sleep by two strange scenes that suddenly appeared. What have I done with this courage? Detective Chinatown.

17, has been lack of sleep, insomnia and dreaminess, lack of energy during the day, and bad temper. Drink rose fresh element, sleep has improved, the whole state is different.

18, woke up in the middle of the night with a dry throat and too much to eat. Today, I finally went to bed early or woke up at this point, and my spirit gradually woke up. I don't know if I will lose sleep …

19. If you miss me, you can't sleep. If you want to see me, you must sleep. In the dream, you are holding hands. How can you see without sleeping? Honey, go to sleep. Don't make yourself a national treasure. Good night, baby.

20. I can't sleep . . You watched it for two hours, and my boss gave me a few seconds of video. I watched it hundreds of times. . . . How can I miss you on holiday? I am haunted.

2 1, from 1 1: 30 to now, I can't sleep, and I'm obviously tired all day. . . So sad, so hungry, so hungry, so hungry.

22. Damn it, my insomnia husband called him in the middle of the night on a business trip. He didn't lose his temper, so he had to endure it. Thank you for coming to see t.t.

23. After such a long time, I have insomnia again ... I can't sleep because I eat too much.

24. Sometimes insomnia is not because of stress, but because I am too lonely and don't know how to face when a person falls asleep.

25. Tonight, we broke up. I told you, I'm still thinking. I can't sleep until dawn.

26. I woke up carefree this morning in spring, and there were fewer beautiful women in science and engineering. If you can't sleep at night, just surf the Internet.

I am very tired after a night shift, but I still can't sleep at this time. ...

28. I can't sleep at night, reading the message board, laughing and crying. Time really flies, and most people seem to have left.

29. Even if I can't sleep at night, I still feel good at night and don't like the arrival of the morning. All the people in the world live according to their own life trajectory and have a feeling of being abandoned.