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A classic saying about someone who is extremely depressed: The more wine you drink, the warmer you become; the more you drink water, the colder it becomes.

1. Being able to choose freely is a kind of happiness, and being able to give up appropriately is a kind of freedom.

2. The trouble with people is that they have a good memory. If you could forget everything, and every day would be a new beginning, how wonderful would it be?

3. The more you want to forget someone, the more you will actually remember him.

4. One person is busy, one person is tired, one person is irritable, and one person feels it. From hope to despair, hope to disappointment. From dreams to fantasies, delusions to fantasy.

5. Do you know the difference between drinking alcohol and drinking water? The more you drink wine, the warmer you become; the more you drink water, the colder it becomes.

6. I like to wash my hair with cold water, so I always have a headache. I like to eat snacks, barbecue and ice cream, so I always have a stomachache. I like to stay up late and stay up very late, so my myopia is always serious. I like you so much that I can’t help it. You don’t cherish it. Do all your likes have to pay a price?

7. "I have always felt that my boyfriend is not an ordinary person. He is calmer and more handsome than his peers. He has not appeared for more than 20 years."

8. How can you have love at the same time? And refuse to get hurt? Remember, Cupid shoots arrows, not roses.

9. "May there be someone by your side who will always carefully protect your childishness and love you like the fragrance of wine coming from a deep alley, making you drunk when you smell it."

10. Life is like A cup of coffee without sugar will taste bitter, but the aftertaste will have an aftertaste that will not fade away for a long time.

11. Do you need a reason to love someone? Probably not. Does loving someone require sacrifice? YES! And without any regrets.

12. Being kind is useless. You have to be excellent and beautiful. The most important thing is to be thin

13. I want to tell you so much. In fact, my life is not that good, but I still have it often. I miss you and often dream about you, but time has taught me to shut up, because I know that many roads have to be walked alone. Loneliness is probably the norm. Just get over it. Sentences that become more classic as time goes by

1. If I cannot shake your love, please be firm in your feelings.

2. In fact, you know very well that the most despicable thing is emotion, and the coldest thing is human heart.

3. If I love you, I just need to know that you are there, that you are healthy, that this relationship does not add any burden, and that I can see you one day. If I love you, I will have you in the way you think is safe and comfortable.

4. No matter how independent a person is in spirit, his feelings are always looking for attachment and a destination.

5. A woman's feelings are not a fountain that never dries up; a woman's feelings are the saliva in a swiftlet's mouth. ——Did you know? This gorgeous little bird can only make one crystal clear bird's nest with its saliva; when it comes to the second one, all it spits out is blood.

6. Maybe the best relationship in the world is that you like her and she likes you, but you are not together.

7. In relationships, there may not be a reciprocal relationship in which you treat him well and he will treat you well. Maybe you treat him badly and he treats you extremely well.

8. People who love each other will not end because of a breakup, let alone be unfaithful a hundred times because of a mistake. People who love each other will grow together through the twists and turns of their relationship. As long as we survive one twist and turn, our love will grow a little more. After another twist and turn, we will learn to cherish each other a little more. The love will become deeper and deeper along the way, and we will only love each other deeply, understand each other's goodness, and never separate again. .

9. Time can forget everything, and it can also make certain memories deepen. Some people say they want to forget, but they can’t; some feelings will return to their original point after going around for a while.

10. Friendship can not only help people get out of the stormy emotions and move towards the sunny and clear sky, but also help people get rid of the dark and chaotic thoughts and enter into the light and rational thinking.

11. Friendship is a school that cultivates human feelings.

12. Maybe we never imagined that the feelings that carried countless imaginations in childhood could be so elusive. I'm happy for you, it's so rare that you met the right person. I feel sorry for you that that person is not your possibility.

That's like candied haws, it's good to try, but it's not a staple food.

13. Couples who can grow old together are probably couples who can master appropriate emotions.

14. Do you think that because I am poor and not beautiful, I have no feelings? I also have it. If God had given me beauty and wealth, I would have made it difficult for you to leave me, just as it is difficult for me to leave you now. God did not do this, but our spirits are equal...

15 .Why are you so nice to me? I am just an ordinary palace man who is ugly and knows nothing. Do you envy me? free? Don’t you think these two words are too luxurious for a woman in the palace? You are so great, but I don't believe that there can be feelings between women in the harem. Where will you take me?

16. "A craftsman cannot have emotions." Yes, she is a spy, sneaking into the palace for orders. Yes, she is still a white fox spirit, but fairies also have love. "Never."

17. In life, there is no greater sorrow than the death of the heart. In relationships, there is nothing more tragic than falling in love with someone you shouldn't love.

18. Respect is the foundation of emotion. With respect, emotion can be real and reliable, and reliable emotion is necessary for our life.

19. I have always been passive and cowardly about feelings. This is really a failure. I hate that I am not persistent and firm enough. I cannot bear the slightest bit of hurt and will not follow you. To pester you and please you. So, don't be indifferent, I will choose to give up very useless.

20. We are all looking for a beautiful excuse for every relationship, and then run away in a hurry.

21. Reason can make laws to restrain emotions, but when passion gets excited, it will ignore the cold laws; young people are unfettered hares and will jump over the rules set by the elderly. The barriers of reason.

22. The real mission of literature is to make feelings visible

23. The reason why feelings are bleak is because one person is begging and the other is unwilling to give.

24. All good souls are androgynous. All good relationships have gains and losses.

25. Without the quality of emotion, no writing style can touch people's hearts

26. Shouldn't I be dissatisfied with your attitude a long time ago? I should have hated your self-righteousness a long time ago. I should have gotten tired of you a long time ago. Shouldn't I let go of my feelings for you long ago? Maybe, yes.

27. If old things can be exchanged for a story, then can the story be exchanged for a relationship? Should we trade youth for love, or trade life for a journey?

28. Do you think I have no feelings because I am poor and plain-looking? I swear to you: If God grants me wealth and beauty, I will make it as difficult for you to leave me as it is now for me to leave you. God didn't plan it this way. But our spirits are equal. Just like you and I walking through the grave and standing before God as equals.

29. Overly calm thinking and lack of emotional impulse will inevitably lead to psychological abnormality.

30. Emotions are fragile and vulnerable. Maybe it is life pressure, maybe family pressure, or maybe your inadvertent actions or words will break it beyond recovery.

31. Human reason will destroy superstition, and human emotions will also destroy egoism.

32. Don’t use other people’s words to comfort yourself. There are no identical emotional dramas in the world.

33. Now that I have the courage to start a new relationship, I have the courage to forget everything.

34. Sometimes people’s emotions are difficult to control. They spent a long time together, and gradually felt that the other person was the person they couldn't live without. So what if we are together? The world does not revolve around one person, but people do. Now that you have found what you like, sometimes moral ethics are just wrong. In fact, in the final analysis, he just wants someone he loves.

35. I like and am used to keeping a distance from changing things, so that I can know what are the principles that will not be abandoned by time. For example, loving someone is full of variables, so I took a step back and watched quietly until I saw sincere feelings.

36. Even if the years pass by, even if the world has changed, even if... no matter how many things there are, our feelings will not be slowly broken down. We know that some things, no matter how long they remain in the dust, They will not be placed in the queue of being stranded.

37. Xiao Zi, at that time I didn’t know that Purple Rose had brought you to me, and our fates were destined to be closely linked together forever. I hope that when you receive 1,000 purple roses, all your wishes will come true and all your dreams will come true.

38. When people are unrestrained, the fate of decline is imminent; when bulls fight like crazy, the day of being cheated is not far away.

39. Sometimes the joke of fate is that you keep hesitating, and by the time you finally make up your mind, it's time for the curtain call.

40. There are many things that I can only keep for you in this life until eternity. How can others understand clearly? They have actually stepped into my universe. Even if we get along with each other, there is a rift. Destiny has decided that we will never be able to get together again, but we can talk about the past. So thick

41. People are the weakest. When they encounter difficulties that are beyond their ability, they will begin to bow to fate. People have thoughts. When our souls sleepwalk in the realm of fantasy, we usually get happiness that is not available in reality! Because in dreams, everything in the future is beautiful, and life always has a bright future. However, when you wake up from the dream and return to the real living environment, you will feel how cold and ruthless the reality is! So I felt even more painful, and even more sad about my misfortune and the ups and downs of life. Perhaps, this is the real reason why only idiots are the happiest in the world! Because idiots have no thoughts and will not lament, complain, be disappointed, or feel sad because the gap between ideals and reality is too far...

42. Don’t complain in vain about the injustice and cruelty of fate. You must first Only by accepting your fate can you change your destiny.

43. Hebe: Looking at my happiest reflection from your eyes, the tacit understanding held in the palm of my hand is the guide for tomorrow. Ella: No matter it is far or near, any century, embracing in heaven or wandering in the wilderness, I love you and I dare to go to the unknown. Selina: I love you and I dare to go to any unknown destiny. I love you and I am willing to allow you to arrogantly decide the borders of the world. Ella: Sometimes I really don’t understand you. Who really understands themselves? It’s so obvious how close two people are. Prove it through hurt Selina: Like anxiety, I am willful and afraid of leaking. You are afraid, so you are angry: I love you, let me listen to your fatigue and fear, I love you, I want to kiss you, you are extremely stubborn

44 .In time and destiny, we are like helpless children sitting on a merry-go-round that cannot get off. The joys and sorrows of life are like high and low merry-go-rounds, rushing toward us without mercy. There is room, but we cannot come down and we will not go back. Although we have grown up, we are still spinning...

45. No matter how strong life is, it cannot withstand fate. arrangement.

46. The people who come into our lives one after another walk side by side, gradually drifting away, and then, they are resolved and forgotten. When we understand this, we learn to hide our thoughts between beer and silence, but we turn over and over in memory. Until one day, we realize that all this is fate and cannot be changed.

47. 2. Each of us will inevitably have shortcomings and dissatisfaction in our lives. Maybe we are unable to change this fact, but what we can change is our attitude towards these things. Treat the shortcomings and sufferings in life with a peaceful attitude.

48. It doesn’t matter how many failures a person has experienced, but what is important is to learn lessons from failures and learn to summarize in work and life. The acquisition of lessons can make us grow, and the acquisition of summaries can make us improve. Because of the lessons, we will be wiser, because of the lessons, we will be wiser, and because of the lessons and lessons, we can become smarter and better able to face and adapt to work and life.

49. Life is an art and a skill. When we were little girls, if we didn’t like someone, we would jump in front of him, point at his nose and yell: Do you know I annoy you? Later, when we grow up, we don't like someone but still deal with him.

How can you get a green light all the way in life just because you have done nothing wrong personally? It always tells you with a straight face: Survival of the fittest.

50. Responsibility is a kind of constraint that we are born with, a kind of strength, and a kind of basis for enjoying a stable and harmonious society. We have certain responsibilities in our daily life and work. Everyone has a certain responsibility for himself and his family. Everyone has certain responsibilities towards their friends. Responsibility is the embodiment of a person's outlook on life, values ??and world view, and is a person's attitude towards life and life environment.

51. The rows of pines and cypresses, the rockeries, and the pavilions are illuminated by red, yellow, blue, white and other colorful neon lights, making the night in the park become like a dream. It's like an illusion, like a real picture. The men, women, old and young all seemed to be enjoying the quietness and tranquility of the night after the hustle and bustle of the day. And my thoughts were also infected by this scene, this feeling, and this night. I was thinking: Everyone in real life and every family seems to have different experiences and pains, but if I can change my mood and change If you face and enjoy it with a certain attitude, you will find that life will actually be as quiet and peaceful as today's night!

52. The moment I learned how to be grateful, I finally discovered that life can be so beautiful. I am grateful to everyone, and what I receive in return is more love from everyone. This love surrounds me, making me in love and extremely happy.

53. If you can’t forget him, don’t forget him. True forgetting requires no effort. In the world of love, there are always some almost ridiculous things happening. When a person thinks that he can pay off his guilt and live without guilt, the ending has come. It is not just love that is so unbearable, but life.

54. His impressive performance overshadowed that of Chicago White Sox manager Ozzy Quillan, and his mighty and powerful style was not inferior to that of former Yankees coach Billy Martin. Just keep your camera pointed. Yes, shoot him.

55. When you were a girl in high school, you once wanted to go to hell with me: If you come near me again, I will die with you. ;You once made an appointment with me in the next life: Want to pursue me? Next life! ; You were once willing to die for me: I would rather die to be with you! . Although several years have passed, I still remember those words of love you said. Every time I can't sleep in the dead of night, I will recall the emotional look on your face when you said these words. It's really charming. So I have always kept this vow secretly deep in my heart. I never thought that our vow would finally come true, and the lovers would finally get married. What a joy and congratulation!

56. When talking about the past, a NIKE advertising slogan flashed in my mind: Be reborn now. Every step of growth is new life and a new beginning. People are changing, hearts are changing, and the world is changing. Look up at the sky. The misty clouds are the traces of your growth. The flying birds are your partners who have grown up with you. Even the breeze is recording your growth. growing up.

57. After the baptism of years, the memory of the past is a little blurry. Although I have forgotten her face, I will remember this. She once helped me when I was injured. one person.

58. Not all relatives are friends, but only those who have the same interests are friends.

59. You don’t need to contact your friend every day. If he needs you, please treat his career as your own and do your best.

60. In human life, there is love between relatives, love between friends, and love between lovers, but the highest state of love is love that transcends ethnicity and nationality. . The more leisurely you are, the more pretentious you are

1. The most regretful thing in life is to give up easily what should not be given up and to stubbornly persist in what should not be persisted.

2. Having someone to chat with is more important than watching TV and eating. For example, if the weather is nice today, I can tell him that the weather is nice. If it gets cold, I'll ask him to add some clothes. It's a pity that such a simple communication cannot be carried out. There are so many people in this world, but everyone is lonely.

3. There is someone there in my heart, it is a collection, and this fills the gaps in life. The sun is still far away, but there must be the sun.

4. A big part of growth is acceptance.

Accept parting ways, accept the impermanence of the world, accept loneliness and frustration, accept the sudden feeling of powerlessness, and accept your own shortcomings. Then change from the bottom of your heart and find a balance. To get along with the world, you must first get along with yourself. Turn on a light when it gets dark, and bring an umbrella when it rains. When you are sad, you are sad first, but you don’t want to die.

5. Women, they must make their own money, they must be able to drive, they must be able to dress up, their cars have gas, their mobile phones have electricity, and their wallets have money. These are the things that provide a sense of security. Remember, don’t be a woman who needs a man, be a woman who a man needs!

6. A comfortable relationship is when you talk about any topic and the other person can continue the conversation, not because the other person is well-informed, but because the other person is extremely interested. If you understand, the other party will tell you the parts you don’t know; if you don’t understand, the other party will ask you the parts you know. For those who have heard it, the other party knows how to share their feelings; for those who have not heard it, the other party's curiosity also makes you full of desire to talk. The best way for two people to get along is to understand how you advance while I retreat and when you retreat, I advance.

7. For the future you want, no matter how difficult it is now, you must persevere with confidence.

8. I really want to contact you, I really want to care about you, I really want to know how you are doing recently, I also really want to hold you tightly and tell you, I love you very much and miss you very much. . But I'm sorry, my pride doesn't allow me to do this.

9. Don’t try to explain your selfishness and stupidity by using the absurd reason that I lose my temper with you because I love you.

10. When you are quarreling with the one you love, at the climax of the quarrel, the words that can make him collapse are on the tip of your tongue, but you hold back and do not say them. Having control over the situation, leaving room for the future, being tolerant of others, and restraining oneself is truly high emotional intelligence.

11. I like a saying very much: the more knowledgeable you are, the less you care about, the more experience you have, the less you complain, the more leisurely and hypocritical you are.

12. Many people are not withdrawn, but socialize with principles and choices. You can talk a lot to the person you like, but not a word to other people.

13. The formation of true friendship is not due to intentional wooing by both parties, but rather accidental and unconscious.

14. The best appearance of a person is probably to be calmer, to accept all his weaknesses calmly, to no longer be anxious about how others are doing, and to still maintain the rhythm when no one can see you. You may walk slowly in this way, but you will walk more solidly than anyone else. You don’t have to be afraid of missing the mark or walking on someone else’s track.

15. People do not travel when they are running out. Sitting quietly and thinking is also traveling. Anyone who explores, pursues, and touches the unknowable situation, whether it is customary or spiritual, is a journey. kind of travel.

16. If you love me, you will be lovely everywhere in life. If you hate, you will hate everywhere in life. If you are grateful, you can be grateful everywhere. If you grow, everything can grow. The world didn't choose you, you chose the world. Since there is nowhere to hide, it is better to be silly and happy. Since there is nowhere to escape, it is better to be happy. Since there is no pure land, it is better to meditate. Since you didn't get what you wanted, it's better to be relieved.

17. The window is too narrow, the sky is too big, the home is too small, the heart is too wild, the dream is too far away, the despair is too early, brush your teeth, wash your face and look in the mirror, the day is about to start again.

18. If you don’t like it, then change it. If you can’t change it, then adapt to it. If you can't adapt, then you have to avoid it. If you can't even avoid it, you just have to let it go. The general situation is that capable people will choose to change, lazy people will choose to adapt, cowardly people will choose to avoid, and brave people will choose to let go.

19. Be a prudent person, don’t overestimate yourself in two years, and don’t underestimate yourself in ten years.

20. If you pretend to be invulnerable, be prepared to be pierced by thousands of arrows. Talk about living younger and younger

When I was young, I never had such a free will.

Now I play with them like children.

It’s not bad to live younger and younger.

Just be happy.

In the past 18 years, my only goal has been to do whatever I want, be happy, heal myself, accept being at a loss, and abide by the rules.

Say what you want and don’t be afraid of rejection. Give up what you don't want, don't be afraid of losing.

There will be better things, and you will get what you want.

Talk about living younger and younger

1. Have I experienced reverse growth? Why do I feel like I’m getting younger as I live? I want to do a lot of meaningful things! I feel like I've become a very interesting guy!

2. Then why am I getting better and better as I live? I used to be able to tolerate it, but now I can’t bear it anymore. I can’t suppress my temper. Am I still too young?

3. Just like this, I am 23 and I suddenly feel so panicked that time flies by so fast

I hope that my future will be smoother and smoother, and I will live younger and younger

Hahaha

4. It can be said that the longer you live, the younger you get.

Remember one or two years

5. My mother really gets younger as she lives. People with a good attitude really age slowly. She is now She barely has a few white hairs

My mother is very open-minded about everything and is happy as she pleases. Unfortunately, I did not inherit her big heart. She can live a happy life even if she insists on making herself very tired. Easy, I just have to toss. I guess I will have gray hair when I get to her age.

It doesn’t matter, I am still young anyway, and I can only do so much in the past few years. What can I do? Just do whatever you want, and don’t force yourself to be comprehensive.

6. Being better than others is not about ability. You have to constantly be better than yourself in the past. The same is true for health. It is not normal for the body to age and be sick with age. We want to live longer and younger, start with the correct concept of health care, make the right choice of lifestyle, use the correct body health and lasting life knowledge, the most important medical conference pointed out that human beings do not die from disease but from ignorance, be grateful, believe, be grateful, meet

< p> 7. In the new year, you must be happy every day. Live younger, live more and be more beautiful. You are the best

You should come to Changsha often in the future

Make a fortune Then I will be taken away by my little brother as soon as possible

8. Come back and accompany her to see this world of flowers, and wish her to live younger and happier.

9. Football, rice noodles, cakes and an unironed skirt.

Suddenly getting old is no longer scary, because the longer I live, the younger I am.

10. Day by day, day by day, day by day, keep moving forward, getting better and better. Live younger, always be optimistic and smile! Beautiful every day!

11. I want to laugh so much, it’s great to be young

Even if I am no longer young, I still have to look cool, and I have to live younger and work harder

< p> 12. I learned a new skill and signed in to the post bar.

Haha, the first thing in the morning, I signed up for Power List, Xunyi, Chaohua, and Tieba.

It is true that you will live and learn until you are old. Life is beautiful, and the longer you live, the younger you become

13. People are only happy if they live longer and younger. Congratulations to this little woman, you are one year younger again. Guess how old I am

14. I was lazy while working and touched the veteran cadre group. In recent issues, Brother Cheng has been nourished by love and is getting younger and younger. He even shaved off his beard

15. I am not anxious about the future or afraid. Lose, don’t expect to gain! ! Enjoy the pleasure of the present moment.

Thanks to Teacher Xu Dong! Let us live younger and younger in the second half of our lives!

16. Remembering the youth I admire

I only hope that I will live younger and younger

17. People should live younger and younger

My dad is the best at this

He is willing to accept new knowledge and likes to ask me some new things

18. It feels so good to live younger and younger

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I don’t know since when, the years 98, 96, and 97 have become common words used by others to guess my age. White, tender, and very tender are commonly used adjectives.

Girls are so unambitious, and they feel so happy over such trivial things.

19. When I was 18 to 22 years old, I loved high-heeled shoes. I always wanted to wear high-heeled shoes. Now I buy high-heeled shoes and never want to wear them. What does it mean that I prefer sports shoes? I am getting younger as I live! !

20. It would be better if people lived their lives backwards

The younger they live, the happier they live

21. Is there any Is there a way to reduce age and make people live younger, more youthful and energetic?

Answer: Come be a stage cosplayer! !

22. It is really good to have more experiences when you are young. No matter good or bad, it is wealth. Now there is really no one or thing that can touch me. To tell the truth, the more you live, the more you like to be alone, and the more you live, the more you can see through people at a glance

23. Sometimes, what seems to be gained is not necessarily good, and what seems to be lost, on the contrary, will Get better. Whether a woman is living well or not is written on her face! The longer you live, the younger you become! Ha ha!

24. Last time in the elevator, the teacher: Did you just get out of school or get off work?

After class, the teacher was in the group: The little girl in black has made great progress

Am I getting younger as I live?

I don’t think so , my one-word horse has not been suppressed yet

25. In the future, when you feel that your efforts are not proportional to your rewards, just think of our teachers in Longkou who are still persevering

There are also children who write messages saying that the older they live, the younger they become. Send photos of the baby, but don’t write such words

26. People live younger and younger. I am getting older as I live. I’m really tired. When did I live such a miserable life in the past? I really miss that time. You can be free and easy, you can be carefree

27. Old people and children all know to stand on the right side when getting on the elevator. Young people who gamble their lives by standing on the left side of the elevator when they get on the elevator. You are a degenerate person. 28. I feel like I’m getting younger and younger

I went to bed at 10 o’clock last semester

It’s 11 o’clock this semester Sleep

Sleep now at 12 o'clock in the exam month

29. Flowers also have emotions. When you raise them with a smile, they will grow better. When you look at it with a sad face, it will get sick.

Only those who smile at each other and live together will live happier and younger lives. A person full of energy will only make the other person an unhappy person.

Thirty. What I often say recently is, brother, please help me take care of my sister.

My brother often tells me recently, Mom, I like you and I love you very much

My younger sister is also a good example of my elder brother

I feel that the longer I live, the younger I am getting

31. If a person's life could be lived backwards: he was born with The appearance of an old man who has died of a long life. As time goes by, his appearance becomes younger and younger, from an old man who is dying to a handsome young man, and then to a swaddled baby. In a life of adventure, many wonderful things can happen, including meeting a good adoptive mother who is willing to take him in, riding the wind and waves with a great artist on the sea to witness the cruelty of war, becoming a soul mate with a lonely woman at night in a hotel, and being in a nightclub with his biological father. They met, inherited their father's huge inheritance, and fell in love at the most appropriate time (when he was also young and the girl was young)

32. Youth is like having an ageless face.

After cutting my hair short, Ah Lu kept saying that I looked more and more like Maruko-chan.

I don’t know why the feeling of growing up in others is not reflected in me at all. The older I live, the younger and cuter I feel is a good thing, but yesterday I went to the market to buy vegetables and the vendors deliberately sold our things at high prices. What do you mean, bullying us when we are young?

Do you think it is good or bad to look young?

Thirty-three, some people say that time does not forgive people, but first of all it does not forgive women. As everyone knows, what is more terrifying than the aging of the skin is the aging of the soul.

You and I both know that getting older is inevitable. But on the road to aging, some people live tired and old-fashioned; some people live relaxed and age beautifully.

I hope all my friends will live younger and be happier every day!

Thirty-four. Staying up late has become the norm, and it is impossible to live younger and younger.

Thirty-five, I will remember the unexpected warmth in life,

I will also remember the majestic heavy rain

But I did not bring it with me The days of umbrellas,

Youth will never end, we will not graduate,

Thanks to Teacher Zhang Yi and Teacher Jiang Xuelu, I wish the teachers will live younger and younger.