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Selfish person, tell me about it.

1. Boys who are stingy with girls are generally selfish and not necessarily materialistic.

2. Time tests people's hearts, and years see through the truth. Time may not bring love, but it will certainly meet people's hearts. People come and go, how many people can accompany you to the end. Being a man is actually very simple, and people's hearts change. You are more true to yourself, you leave me and turn around.

3. People always ask, what is the right person to love? The best answer is that the person who can make you laugh at the sight of ta, the person whose mouth corners up when you think of it, is the right person. It's a good time to test people's hearts. It is said that companionship is the longest confession when you look at people for a long time. It turns out that love and friendship are the same, and it is true feelings after a long time. Because the best friends, the road is far away, so go together; Because I love you the most, I am willing to accommodate you and accompany you all the time.

4. Don't look at how good a person is when he is kind to you, but how much he can't bear to hurt you.

5. Don't stay where you are. Don't think that everything will be fine if you find a boyfriend, and your feelings may collapse at any time.

6. There are two ways to approach deep love. One is that I love you, so I try my best to participate in your life, play opposite you and prove myself by leaving something behind. But there's another thing: I'm not ready to enter a relationship, and I don't know if it will screw up, so I don't worry, I look at your direction patiently and walk towards you.

7. No one is a fool. He can always feel that you are good to him. Playing dumb all the time means that he is not interested in you.

8. You may not be the first, the last or his favorite.

9. His behavior is decent and gentle. His ex-girlfriend probably taught him.

10, if you love him again, as long as he does this to you, there is no need to stay.

1 1, it will be better to break up without dragging your feet, and begging for mercy will only make the other person look down on you.

13. Any frustration before marriage is a signal of emotional problems. Don't think that everything will be peaceful after the wedding.

14, women who chase men's barrier yarns must not chase them backwards, and it is difficult for the other party to cherish you.

Ignoring is not necessarily forgetting, but it must be alienating.

1. No one can be with anyone for a hundred years, and no one can really be kind to anyone for a lifetime. There will always be times of boredom.

Remember, no one can find your beautiful heart through your sloppy appearance. This is true for both men and women.

3. In the end, you will find that it is not the labels that can be easily attached that can connect you with others at a deeper level. It doesn't mean that you go to the same school, come from the same city or country, and have the same constellation or blood type. What can support you is the same beliefs, norms and values. You won't feel lonely until you find those who are on your way.

I think people respect me because I am excellent. I gradually understand that others respect me because others are excellent. Excellent people know how to respect others. Respecting others is actually respecting yourself.

As a woman, we must strive for economic independence before we can talk about what we should strive for. 15-25 years old, striving for learning and tourism opportunities; Twenty-five to thirty-five, work hard, continue to study, organize a family, and start saving; After the age of 35, if you want to turn your work into a career and study harder, you must have some self-defense assets.

6. There is often a feeling of being temporarily forgotten by the world, just like forgetting the only unwashed chopsticks in the sink or the umbrella hanging alone in front of the hotel, and no one has come to take it away.

7. We are people who are not good at heart-to-heart. There is no big reason. It's just that when you cross mountains and mountains, cross clouds and go into the sea, and go through eighty-one difficulties to get to my door, you may not turn around and leave so easily. It's just that I grow pine wine, make tea and sweep the snow, all of which are ten years' expectations, and I won't just wait for a person to knock on the door and ask for directions.

8. After a long time, when someone praises you for your shrewdness and prudence, your words and deeds are watertight, you thank God with a wry smile in your heart and those cool-headed people who have given you lesson after lesson. In fact, it is not that the world has become ugly, but that it is what it is.

9. You can't decide tomorrow's ups and downs, you can't decide whether your lover will stay or not, and you can't decide what you can get by persisting at this moment. But you can decide whether to take an umbrella, whether to love someone well, and whether to work hard enough. Don't forget why you came here in the first place because you were afraid of the endless road ahead. Today's suffering is to see the gift of the future!

10. Rich people give you material things, have time to accompany you, and have romantic feelings for you. Those are not love. The complete appearance of love should be: playboy is single-minded to you, playful is steady to you, impatient is waiting for you, arrogant is humble to you. Because you try something you are not good at, because you want to be a better person, this is the stupidest and truest appearance of love.

1 1. Nobody cares how you cry in the middle of the night, and nobody cares how you toss and turn in the autumn. Outsiders only look at the results and support the process themselves. When we all understand this truth, we won't be melodramatic in front of people and tell people relief everywhere.

12. Don't compare with others, don't care about yourself, settle down to be a man, work hard, be down-to-earth, let nature take its course, be a man like drinking, and it is most appropriate to be half drunk and half awake; For things like writing, it is most natural to be half loose and half tight.

13. Ignoring is not necessarily forgetting, but it must be alienating.

14. See the world scenery with a beautiful heart; With a happy heart, trivial to life; With a grateful heart, thank the experience for our growth; With a broad mind, tolerate the harm caused by personnel to us; Look at the success or failure of life with a normal heart.

15. Remember, to maintain a relationship, in addition to hard work and sweet talk, we must strive to become better.

16. People on the mountain should not look down on people under the mountain, because one day they will go up the mountain to replace you. People who go up the mountain should not look down on people who go down the mountain, because you are still at the foot of the mountain when he is beautiful.

17. If possible, I'd rather write the story between you as a comedy.

18. Time determines who you will meet in this life, your heart determines who you want to appear in your life, and your behavior determines who can stay in the end.

19. After all, I forced you to stay. You once said that if you win, I will accompany you to travel around the world, and if you lose, I will accompany you to wander around the world. The oath is especially in my ear, but I have already been reborn. I gained my rights, but I lost you. I can't stand the cold, nor can I compare with you. If I had known that the price of getting all this was losing you, I don't think I would have fought for it, because you are more important than anything else, but there is no if in this world.

20. I don't know if autumn has passed, but it will be deep when it rains. It rained all night, cooling the memory, blooming, but warming the mood.

Philosophical inspirational talk: failure is not necessarily failure, and success is not necessarily achievement.

1. In the most ordinary life, humility and hard work. One day, you will stand in the brightest place and live the life you once longed for.

2. Time flies like a flash. Youth is like yesterday's yellow flowers, withered and withered with thick frost. The first time I heard a young man call me uncle, I wasn't happy with this honorific title. On the contrary, I feel sad. It reminds me that I am no longer young, my youth has passed, and time never forgives people.

3. A grain of dust condenses in the air, and finally a mighty storm is generated; A grain of sand, polished in clams, eventually forms an expensive pearl. Sometimes, a small start can achieve a grand and magnificent cause; Sometimes, an ordinary beginning can lead to a noble and great life.

I don't know why, I can't express my emotions more and more. There are so many things I want to say that I often take them back in the end. The so-called growth may be the process of turning crying into silence, receiving emotions in places that others can't see, and learning to be strong.

Reality will tell you that you don't need to find any excuses, and nothing is a reason to fight.

6. Don't be afraid that others will fail you, but that you will delay yourself. The saddest thing in the world is to be disappointed by others and delayed by yourself.

7. Not every "I'm sorry" can get a "it doesn't matter". Don't think that every apology can bring everything back to yesterday. Apologizing is sometimes just your relief, not the relief of others.

8. Only the feet know the right shoes; Only the heart knows the right person. Take a thousand roads, only one is suitable; If you meet all kinds of people, one person is enough.

9. Only when you are down and out, do you know who is a fool who is worried about you and who is the illegitimate child of a stranger.

10. I have seen many people clearly, but I can't expose them at will; I hate many people, but I can't turn my face easily. Sometimes, life is to force yourself to obey and humiliate.

1 1. When I grow up, I find that sometimes you tell the truth, and you have to apologize to others because you exposed the truth. So if you want to live a smooth life, please always take your brain with you.

12. There is no careless success in the world. Behind every seemingly easy success is a well-thought-out effort. No one is free from difficulties. Only relatively speaking, the degree of difficulty is different. Some people are lucky and it is not difficult. With a little effort, they can overcome it. Some people are unlucky, especially difficult and desperate, but as long as they don't give up and work hard, they can overcome it and slowly rekindle the spark of life.

13. Our biggest mistake is to give the worst temper and the worst side to the closest and favorite people, but give patience and tolerance to strangers.

14. When you know a lot of truth and falsehood, you don't feel so sour. You are getting more and more silent, and you don't want to talk about it.

15. Every time I want to find someone to accompany me, I find some people can't find it, some people shouldn't, and some people can't.

16. People will never cherish three kinds of people: one is easy to get; Second, they will never leave; The third one is the one who has always been kind to you. However, often these three kinds of people will never come back once they leave.

17. Don't be sad. Every minute you are sad, you will lose 60 seconds of happiness. As we grow older, we won't lose some friends, but we know who our true friends are.

18. Sometimes doing everything for one person is better than doing nothing for others.

19. Your present life may not be what you want, but you definitely asked for it. % of the complaints in the world can be answered with this sentence.

20. There is no time in the world that can't be squeezed out, only dates that you don't want to go. Every choice is actually what the heart wants.

Ignoring is not necessarily forgetting, but it must be alienating.

1, the happiest thing in the world is that someone makes you laugh when you want to cry.

Two hearts used to be so close, but now they want to give up like this.

Unconsciously, I suddenly have a feeling that I can't love, not love.

4. Can you kill me if you can't see my strength?

Give me a reason to forget, so that I can't remember you anymore.

6. Learn to be independent. When your heart is strong enough, you can bear the happiness of others.

7. When I am more and more polite to you, we may become more and more strangers.

In that prosperous era, we kept loneliness beyond recognition.

9. When he turned away, all he left was my lonely shadow.

10, don't be confused, don't fall in love. Not afraid of the future, not thinking about the past. Okay, then.

1 1. Life is like a play. If you play well, you will become the protagonist. If you can't play well, you are a walk-on at most!

12, nothing to do in summer vacation. I really want to go back to school and think about when to have a holiday!

13, we have been practicing smiling in our own plays, and finally we have become people who dare not cry!

14, the happiest thing in the world is that someone has been playing hooligans for you all your life.

15, I thought I could put it down, but I still can't.

16, there is a kind of waiting, I really want to let myself go, so that I can't remember the bits and pieces between us anymore.

17, the end of one love is the beginning of another.

18, sometimes, people live very hard. Not because you get too little, but because you want too much!

19, I don't like to visit other people's space, because I don't want to see: you have no right to visit.

There is an irreparable hole in my heart, so it hurts worse than death, like being shot.

2 1, fragmented love, it seems that there has never been love, but I am here alone.

22. It turns out that there is such a love in this world. Cry if you don't talk.

23. Ignoring is not necessarily forgetting, but it must be alienating.

24. The original love can't be faked, and the original happiness can't be faked. It is always the same as that moment.

25. I will be sad, but only for a while. You are just a passer-by, not a homecoming person.

I always thought I was a talented person, but I was wrong. I didn't. I am a genius.

27. It's not that you are in the best time, but that you are here and I am in the best time.

28. There will always be some helplessness in this world, and you can never change these helplessness.

29. Hurting the closest person is just because he loves you, and it has never been related to bravery.

God will not love all people unconditionally, so we should learn to love ourselves.

3 1. Never quarrel with your parents, because you will only be scolded if you win, and you will only be beaten if you win.