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Network quotations can turn detours into straight roads, which is cleverness.

1, "Your life now may not be what you want, but you definitely asked for it." 100% of the complaints in the world can be answered with this sentence.

The most difficult thing in the world is to tell young people about your experience. Ten thousand descriptions are not as good as their own depravity. Tears teach you to be a man, and regrets help you grow. Pain is the best teacher. The detour that life should take is actually valuable.

3. "Our greatest sorrow is that we are lost on the road and can't see the hope ahead; Our worst habit is to live in the present and not know the direction of tomorrow. "

Repeat this sentence repeatedly when you are weak: your parents are still working hard for you, which is why you must be strong today.

5, some things, not the stronger the better, just right. Deep words, shallow words, we walk a long way slowly.

There is no such thing as "impossible" in this world. When you lose all your dependence, you will naturally be omnipotent.

7. It is smart to turn a detour into a straight road, because you have found a shortcut; It is open-minded to turn a straight road into a detour, because I have seen many scenery.

8. When you have the ability, someone will take the initiative to find you, and you will have contacts. The so-called network is the exchange of value between people, and the worthless network is a short-term help-seeking relationship.

9. The sign of growing up is to try to listen to your inner voice, not to care about the applause from the outside world. So I hope that no matter how far you go, don't forget your original intention.

10, time won't really help us solve any problems, it will only make the problems that we couldn't figure out become unimportant.

As long as you have a good attitude, it is a kind of happiness.

A million bright futures are not worth a warm present.

May you be such a woman: don't show off, don't quarrel, and be a knowledgeable woman; Not empty, not impetuous, be a rich woman; Even if life is exhausted, it will grow old in elegance.

What does care mean? Sometimes, his words can make you remember for a few days, and sometimes, his words can disappoint you for a few days. This is caring.

Sticking your hot face to each other's cold ass always feels that you are not doing well enough ... in your own eyes, this is love; In the eyes of the other party, this is annoying; In the eyes of others, this is cheap.

Marriage doesn't mean happiness, and being single doesn't mean misfortune, because we are born lonely and can't leave at the same time. If a person lives, as long as he has a good attitude, it is a kind of happiness, as simple as that.

You don't know how hypocritical society is until reality slaps you. You don't know that people are awesome until your so-called friends hurt you.

Who you marry is very important, because it determines your life. Who you marry is more important, she may decide the level and height of your life. Don't marry willingly or against your will. Don't be afraid of being alone. Those with high values are single. God wants to bring you the best, and all the waiting is worth it.

"No matter how many quarrels you say and how many hurtful words you say, you will eventually get back together because you can't bear to part with each other. This feeling is really good. "

When two people are together, don't think whether the other person loves you or not, because love can't stand thinking. The more I think about it, the more painful it is. One day you will find that love is really not that important. Because there will be a lot of love in your life, and there is only one person who will accompany you to the end. You will get hurt along the way, and some love will become dull memories. In fact, what really needs to be strong is not your shell, but your heart!

Classic joke, don't laugh, that's a problem.

1, the wind is really blowing hard, blowing my cell phone signal into Unicom!

2, people who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and people who don't eat fat are fearless.

3, reading a book cramps, Si Wen is like a diaper collapse!

I don't know my rival in love or my lover.

5. spread soy sauce all over the world and make others jealous.

6, the coldest chicken in the world, human feelings are warm and cold.

7. My mother taught me from an early age that there is no limit to learning the sea, and it is time to turn back.

8, the cow hit the high-voltage line, it is really thunderous.

9. The garden couldn't be closed in spring, so I lured an apricot out of the fence.

10, as long as the hoe jumps well, how can you dig down the corner?

1 1, in the pigsty, you don't have to pay attention to human etiquette.

12, a novice, kind in nature, you pay, I eat.

13, because I took one more look at you in the crowd, and then I went blind.

14, if you can't be amazing, it's ugly!

Actually, I'm not fat, but I'm too lazy to be thin.

16, I had a crush on you because I was out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

17, your appearance is not accurate and your proportion is not good.

18, if people live by eating, that meal is not called rice, but called feed.

19, not only am I lucky, but my beriberi is also good.

20. The train to hell has left, please don't disturb it.

2 1, my mother said that the prodigal son won't change the gold, who will give me the gold? I will change.

22, on impulse, the crisis of later generations!

23. The chances of finding true love this year are similar to those of being struck by lightning.

24, the most painful thing in the world, sleeping well and being awakened by urine.

25.who do you think you are? You are overflowing water. I don't even want a basin.

26, the fat is so thick, it is so uncomfortable to move!

27. In order to be a civil servant, I gave birth to a leader's son.

28. Beauty is heaven for the eyes and hell for the wallet!

29. When will there be a bright moon? See for yourself.

30, throw you a tiger cage, the tiger dare not eat, you are too jealous of your teeth.

When you are not discouraged after suffering, that is strength.

First, men propose marriage; God disposes; It depends on people's efforts: how do you know if you can do it?

Second, if we meet wild animals outside school, don't panic. Although I don't have the ability to repel wild animals, I will fill it with my fat body so that you don't have to get hurt.

Three, two people who love each other deeply, the more they know each other's hearts, the more they will find fault with the people who love each other, and the more likely they are to cause harm. Finally, one day, I found that I no longer loved, but I was not as happy as I thought.

Fourth, Uncle Yamaraja once taught me to live a carefree life.

Five, life is actually very simple, after today is tomorrow.

6. Without our promise, no one can tell black from white.

7. Those who really wait for you will always wait sincerely. People who don't want to wait for you always hold hands with others as soon as they turn around.

Dear, you should work hard and give yourself what you want.

No one can help you all your life. If you want to walk brilliantly and openly, you must be independent and strong.

If you can't forget him, don't forget him. True forgetfulness requires no effort.

XI. It is not only the environment that affects our lives, but also the mentality-personal actions and thoughts. At the same time, mentality also determines a person's vision, career and achievements, and even life.

12. If having money is also a mistake, I'd rather make it again.

Thirteen, the bonsai Xiumu was spoiled and shattered the dream of becoming a pillar.

Fourteen, I don't need you. Get out.

15. Parting is for reunion.

Sixteen, birds can only fly if they spread their wings. Children should use their brains and do more at the same time.

17. If you know what I have done for you, you will know that I need you.

Watching your life like a passer-by, sadly, your joys and sorrows are not for me.

Nineteen, I chose a city, but I didn't see the person I loved appear.

Twenty, born in this world, there is no feeling that is not full of holes.

Twenty-one, the practical problem is whether the problem is practical.

Twenty-two, I am a fool, an infatuated silly child.

I think love is too great, but in the end it is just a joke.

Twenty-four, there is no if in life, only consequences and results. Ask people less why and more why.

Twenty-five, try to do one thing well, that is the first thing in life.

26. The source of strength is not victory. Only by struggling can we enhance our strength. When you are not discouraged after suffering, that is strength.

Once upon a time, I was a woman who valued love more than life.

Twenty-eight, we are all busy actors in the play, and we can't end without devoting ourselves wholeheartedly.

Twenty-nine, many times, I feel more like a mute, biting my lip when I am obviously sad.

Thirty, when I was lonely and depressed about him that year, he also missed this person.

3 1. China moved a robber with a business license.

Thirty-two, entrepreneurship is very tired, and the failure rate of entrepreneurship is very high. Entrepreneurs are a little crazy.

If all the goals you set for yourself have been achieved, it means that the goals you set are not ambitious enough.

Only by sticking to what others can't stick to can you have what others can't have.

Thirty-five, I formed a bad habit of being afraid of the old class last year.

Thirty-six, negative energy in the middle of the night to doubt whether life can live a good day like a fool; Maybe: this is life.