A collection of 62 humorous sentences about being poor without a few dollars in your pocket all year round

Part 1 of humorous sentences about being poor without a few dollars in your pocket all year round

1. Heaven and God are not working, and people’s words are not working when they are poor.

2. I just coughed up a mouthful of phlegm and was about to spit it out, but I was very hungry and swallowed it again.

3. When you walk across the lawn, be careful not to step on the dirt I will eat this month.

4. Go to bed very late at night so that you don’t have to eat during the day.

5. What kind of cigarette I smoke depends on what kind of cigarette butts you throw away.

6. Looking forward to a good year, my undershirt is patched like a jacket.

7. Grind bones and nourish intestines.

8. You are not afraid of catching fire at home, but you are afraid of falling into a smelly ditch. He had nothing but what he was wearing.

9. Because I was poor and had my period, I sat on the toilet for a week.

10. I’m so hungry and can’t sleep. It would be great if I had this.

11. The thieves always cry when they come out of my house.

12. I am almost eating up all the soil in my motherland!

13. It turns out that in this world, lack of money and lack of love are the most difficult things to deal with...

14. The weather forecast said there is no wind today, and it seems that we will starve again. .

15. At night, I said to the mouse in the kitchen: Stop looking for it, we are the only ones who can eat at home.

16. For the unborn four-legged gold-eating beast, I may have voluntarily eaten dirt.

17. I am so poor that even the mice in my house cried and moved.

18. If it weren’t for free air, I wouldn’t be alive now.

19. What the dog ate last month was what I ate. What the dog ate was what I ate.

20. The soil after the rain is softer and more fragrant, but it is a little sticky to the teeth, but overall it is not bad.

21. Go to sleep, there is everything you want in your dreams. Part 2 of humorous sentences about being poor without a few dollars in your pocket all year round

22. I don’t call them poor, I call them price-sensitive consumers.

23. Just kidding, how could I let you go? It’s too late for me to kill you.

24. The surprise of finding money in the pocket of clothes I haven’t worn for a long time can make me happy...

25. My current state is stupid. Poor student, funny, no money, no looks, no height, no partner.

26. When I was a child, my family had no money, so I would always fly a kite with a plastic bag tied behind a rope. Blue Sky

27. The operation is as fierce as a tiger, but when you look back, you will eat dirt.

28. I also want to get rich. Then I don’t have to worry about money. I also have free time to do what I want to do.

29. From now on, I refuse to participate in activities that cost more than cents.

30. Girls like us who have no money and are not beautiful can only be kind.

31. Figure and lack of money, I really hate you both!

32. Customer: "How much does fish cost per catty?" Boss: "This kind costs 8 yuan per catty." Customer: "Why is this fish dead?" Boss: "I'm so angry that no one buys it. . ”

33. They say: Just be content with the situation, fine. If you don’t have money, will you be content? That's hard to move even an inch!

34. Waiter: Hello, your total consumption is XX yuan. Should I pay by cash or by card? Me: Can you wash the dishes?

35. Forget it, this dress doesn’t suit me.

36. Those who have money are browsing Taobao, and those who have no money are browsing Weibo.

37. The carpenter’s house has no stool to sit on, and the oil seller combs her hair with water.

38. What I smoke depends on what other people throw cigarette butts.

39. Grain can be exchanged for money, money can be exchanged for grain, borrowing a stone can kill a house.

40. You in the future will definitely thank you for your hard work now.

41. Working as a helper makes no money and only makes you happy.

42. Don’t say I’m arrogant, it’s just that I refuse to deal with animals! Part 3 of humorous sentences about being poor without a few dollars in your pocket all year round

43. Don’t go to the toilet if you can’t, for fear of getting hungry faster!

44. Two hours of fun, one month of eating dirt, I’m going to start eating dirt.

45. Destroy the east wall and repair the west wall, but you will still live in a broken house.

46. Dogs eat pig shit just because they are hungry.

47. I’m so hungry, I really want to eat meat, hot pot, pickled fish, and hot and sour noodles. The more I think about it, the hungrier I get, and the hungrier I get, the more I want to eat. It’s a vicious cycle.

48. I dare not include symbols when typing for fear of wasting traffic.

49. When I eat meat, I usually hide it between my teeth so as not to dig it out when I want to eat it.

50. You don’t know me in junior high school, so you don’t know that I have become much more restrained now.

51. Please click on Pinduoduo for me.

52. From today on, don’t call me except for activities that cost more than 5 yuan for meals. If you don’t have money, you will have to eat rubbish!

53. When a beggar shakes his bowl at me, I think he is showing off his wealth to me.

54. All bad emotions come from exams, gaining weight, lack of money, and having no partner!

55. There are 5 people in our family, and we sleep with a Band-Aid on them.

56. I can’t solve anything that can be solved with money.

57. The poor know the suffering of the poor, and the poor see the relatives of the poor.

58. The oil seller combs her hair with water, and the fan seller covers her head with her hands.

59. The so-called vacation means being disliked at home and having no money when going out.

60. Money is tight recently, and I want to call the school to ask them to refund some tuition fees, but I can’t pay for it in vain!

61. Don’t go to the toilet if you can’t help it, for fear of getting hungry faster! Silence is golden. Don't talk to me. I want to save money.

62. Even if you feel wronged, you don’t dare to resign. Sixty-two general humorous sentences about trying to make your girlfriend happy when she is in a bad mood

Part 1 of humorous sentences about trying to make her happy when your girlfriend is in a bad mood

1. I It seems that I have lost the ability to love others. Meeting you is probably the reason for this loss of ability!

2. You make my life full of love, affection, and tears...

3. Your words have been locked in my memory. Then you will keep the key for me forever.

4. Maybe I don’t have a love as passionate as the sun, nor a love as long as flowing water. I only know how to love you constantly and do my best for you.

5. I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future.

6. I swear, I will still love you as much as I do now.

7. If life deceives you, don’t complain, hug me.

8. I love you, not because of who you are, but because I like how I feel when I am with you. Happy birthday to myself.

9. Sooner or later, it would be nice to meet you; whether it is wind or rain, it would be nice to hold your hand; more or less, it would be nice if you care about me; whether it is bitter or Le, we just want to be together. My dear, if you are well, it will be sunny.

10. Stop looking at the ups and downs of the world, and give each other the energy of happiness and joy. You are the suave husband in my old dreams. The waves of my heart that love you are pushing the waves ahead, and the love is still there after many years. This is the lingering look today!

11. Hugging you is out of lust, but kissing you is after careful consideration!

12. Only you understand my world.

13. My thoughts evaporate into clouds, and then become rain but I can’t bear to get you wet.

14. I will not allow you to walk alone at night, because with me I will never let you walk alone!

15. At any time and in any situation, as long as you need me, I will come immediately and do my best to do things for you.

16. My dear, my love for you will always be there until the sea withers away; my love for you is more like a mountain and the sky and the earth; my love for you will always be there even if the news network ends. I love you and will stay in your heart forever.

17. At the wrong time, in the wrong place, as long as you meet the right person, everything will be right.

18. I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future.

19. When you are depressed, I am your pistachio. When you are sad, I would like to be your tree of forgetfulness!

20. The room in my heart is just for you to live in.

21. I want to grow old slowly with you. Part 2 of humorous sentences to try to make your girlfriend happy when she is in a bad mood

22. I thought I could be a strong person without you, but in the end I realized that I couldn’t.

23. Please cherish every chance you have and seize every moment that belongs to you! ! I belong to you forever! Miss you my love!

24. I’m going to sleep, because I’m all about you in my dreams.

25. Only you understand my world

26. Everything will get boring after a long time, except loving you.

27. I really didn’t expect you to be so sad, I’m sorry!

28. You always ask me what I like about you and why I like you. I just like you, like your eyes, like your mouth, like your ears, like your cheeks, like your contours, like yours, as long as it's yours, I like everything. There is no reason or reason for me to like you, just like the earth revolves around the sun, it is just like this.

29. For a loving person, every day is a holiday. A word of advice, a note passed down from generation to generation; a piece of lovesickness, a wholehearted longing for each other; a piece of love, a lifelong love!

30. If I could, I would spend every moment of my life accompanying you.

31. I don’t allow you to drink. It’s not that I won’t let you drink. It’s okay to drink less. Drinking too much will harm your body!

32. You are the first and last person I love.

33. Let’s go together. One hand cannot carry the luggage. From now on, I will be your left hand.

34. No need for words, let me tell you with actions what love is.

35. My love opens for you, like white lightning piercing the sky; my love runs for you, like red blood filling the body...

36. Use warmth I will bind you with my embrace, bind you with my infinite thoughts, melt you with my true tenderness, keep you by my side with my deep love, x will love you all my life, love you with my truest heart, and have no regrets in this life. !

37. Even the breeze in the mountains, the fish in the water, and the birds in the sky know that I love you.

38. The most enviable thing is not to be chased by many people, but to meet someone who will never give up on you no matter what. Even though I know that life will not be so easy, I hope that you will be there In my future, the rest of my life will be yours.

39. I was wrong. As long as there is a conflict between us, it is my fault.

40. Why do you want to hurt me and make me like you so much.

41. Now every day when I wake up and open my eyes, what I see is your sunshine-like smile on the wall. I really wish that when I wake up one day, the first thing I touch is the real you. Sleeping face as sweet as flowers.

42. It has nothing to do with Fengyue, I just feel that I can’t miss you no matter what. Part 3 of humorous sentences to try to make your girlfriend happy when she is in a bad mood

43. If I could, I would spend every minute and every second of my life with you.

44. Baby, I was wrong. Forgive me, okay? Come back to me, I will build a love nest for you with all my heart, and I will always warm you, care for you, and protect you!

45. Who can say for sure whether I like this thing? It may be the first time I meet you, it may be the first time you smile at me, or it may be when I see you study seriously.

46. A few glasses of beer and two lines of nonsense. If you listen carefully, every word means I miss you.

47. I like you, just like your eyebrows, like your temper, but not because of you.

48. No matter what you think, remember, I love you and it will never change.

49. I am willing to spend ten million years waiting for your smile like the warm sunshine in early spring.

50. Falling in love with you is a kind of sweetness, falling in love with you is a kind of romance, hugging you is a kind of happiness, keeping you is a kind of happiness, my dear, because loving you is my everything Everything is full of beauty, I love you for ten thousand years!

51. What you see is the true me! Eternally moved! I am touched that you and I are the most beautiful existence in this world!

52. My dream is to realize all your wishes.

53. I will not love you forever, nor will I love you until the day you die. I will always love you until the second I die.

54. You are so tacky. You always post selfies of yourself, which makes me feel sore just looking at you.

55. If you like this kind of thing, if you cover your mouth, it will come out of your eyes.

56. I miss you very much at this moment, please take good care of yourself for me.

57. You are indispensable in my love world.

58. I am willing to love you, take care of you, and protect you for the rest of my life.

59. I don’t know what tomorrow will be like, so we have to cherish the time we have together now. If I can control the future, then I hope I can be with you forever!

60. Coming and going in a hurry, leaving a thousand sorrows, I hope to meet you again.

61. I have never thought about glory and wealth. Being able to quietly walk through all the spring, summer, autumn and winter of my life with the person I love is my only and greatest luxury.

62. You are the one who always supports me in my most difficult times! Sixty-two sentences are collected to describe the mood of continuous good luck and happy mood. Collection of 62 sentences

Sentences to describe the mood of continuous good luck and happiness (Part 1)

1. The meaning of good luck Something good happens suddenly or unexpectedly.

2. My life has passed half this year, and I have been declining for half a year. I have no taboos and I can't help but believe in evil. I hope the lucky beads can bring me good luck.

3. I won’t say those colorful words, I only know: meeting you is the luckiest thing in my life.

4. I made a big decision today and wish me good luck!

5. I have always believed that kind people will have good luck, and I still believe it now.

6. No matter how long it has been since we last met, I will still miss you often.

7. You told me that you felt very lucky to see the blood moon that happens only once in a hundred years. But do you know that I am lucky to meet you among 7 billion people in my life?

8. What a lucky woman, she has no idea that she missed someone who loved her so much; what an unfortunate woman, she will never know that there was someone who loved her so much in this world. ——Tong Hua

9. Blessing from Heavenly Official

10. Birthdays are like that every year, spend today quietly and wish yourself good luck tomorrow.

11. Meeting so many people who are willing to help me is my greatest luck! After listening to the class all night, after waking up, I have to rely on myself today! Good luck to everyone and good luck to yourself!

12. Don’t wait for luck to come, but work hard to master knowledge.

——Fleming

13. While congratulating yourself on being lucky, you feel guilty for being lucky and feel shameful for the idea of ??being lucky.

14. Spring comes early and good luck arrives. Flowers bloom at you and birds smile at you. Joyful events surround you and peace surrounds you. Life is better when friends say hello. Good luck, good luck, happiness and more carefree!

15. I didn’t receive a ticket this year, which is really lucky.

16. People who encounter the sun will warm and dry the moisture in their hearts.

17. We are like a pair of lovers who are separated in two places. Sometimes we lament the confusion of fate, and more often we use the invisible line of the phone to express our longing for each other and our passionate courage to connect.

18. You will eventually be the limited edition happiness of one person’s universe.

19. It turns out that everything in fate has its own arrangement. Where to go, where to stay, what kind of people you meet, what kind of words you hear, it turns out that it is all arranged by fate, alone I walked through it just because I was ahead, and it turned out that I had such a harvest!

20. What should happen will happen! Wish yourself good luck!

21. I hope that I will keep my mind and stay awake tomorrow to complete the exam. Come on, come on, come on. I hope you have good luck, good luck, and good luck. Say sentences that describe the mood of continuous good luck and happiness (Part 2)

22. Maybe the ultimate happiness has nothing to do with the person in your heart. Maybe one day in the future, we will hold whose hand, and our life will flow smoothly. See the scenery thoroughly.

23. In order for the lucky people to not be too complacent, the unhappy people to support themselves, and the unfortunate people to not give in, everyone needs faith. ——Hong Baode

24. Thinking about the full schedule from this afternoon to Wednesday makes me feel very overwhelmed. Wish myself good luck.

25. The eagle is flying, aiming in all directions; the phoenix pattern is completed, good luck is at hand.

26. The spring scenery is blowing gently on the willows, and the moonlight is as thick as wine. The flu has been rampant for too long, and I don’t know if it is cured. Don’t walk around, wash your hands if you have nothing to do, I wish you good health forever!

27. When an eagle grows up in a chicken coop, it will lose the ability to fly. When a wild wolf grows up among sheep, it will fall in love with sheep and lose its wolf nature.

28. So-and-so, you know, meeting you is the best luck I have in this bad year.

29. It’s hard to take injections and take medicine, and you can’t go out without feeling tasteless. I can understand your mood, and it’s better to be calm. I wish you a recovery!

30. Believe in yourself. They are not conceited. Lucky people believe that each of us has a strong inner strength, and this resilience can enable us to achieve great things.

31. The colorful world is prosperous everywhere. How lucky I am to meet you.

32. Celebrate the new year with good luck and good luck, and all blessings gather together to celebrate the New Year; have a happy reunion together, and gather together a harmonious and blessed family; congratulations on getting rich and prosperous, and wishing you good luck.

33. June is passing quickly, I look forward to the arrival of July, let the bad luck go away and good luck come!

34. The less kind a person is, the less likely he will have good luck. I feel like it's really fair.

35. I may be lucky. I know that there are not many satisfying love, it requires various opportunities. I just think that because of the dissatisfaction with reality, I shouldn’t be angry at the dream and say that it didn’t exist. If a person has no dreams, his eyes will be blind at night. Shi Tiesheng

36. Sometimes, you can only meet the right person when you get off at the wrong stop. The so-called luck is just scribbling all the misfortunes silently, leaving the best for others to see. The cold wind in winter makes it hard to wear a shirt that has been dried in the sun.

37. In a small space, I care about you; in time and space, I always think of you; as a close friend, my sincere wishes are like gold; as a friend, I wish you good luck forever!

38. There is no wall that is airtight, and there is no beam that cannot be hung.

39. Don’t come to me when nothing happens, and don’t come to me when something happens.

40. I have traveled through thousands of rivers and mountains, but I still can’t get out of your sight.

41. I wish you good luck, health and the spirit of dragon and horse to spend a happy new year.

42. Meeting you has exhausted all the luck in my life, so I have no chance to accompany you. Describe the mood of continuous good luck and happy sentences (Part 3)

43. There are several great blessings in life. One is to do what you like to do, and the other is to be with the person you love. Fulfilling these big wishes depends partly on luck and partly on hard work. No matter how good your luck is, if you don't work hard, your good luck will gradually fade away; no matter how bad your luck is, if you are diligent enough, you will one day touch the God of Luck.

44. My friend, I am lucky to meet you in my life. If one day I cannot hold an umbrella for you, then I will accompany you in the rain.

45. Prosperous official career

46. I like the two of us the most. No matter how much we quarrel, we will make up in the end.

47. Fate has two ways to defeat us - by denying our wishes or by granting them.

48. The world is actually evil. Meeting people who are good to you is actually lucky. Meeting bad people is normal, so you are very lucky!

49. A woman who is redder than a red diamond falls in love with a man who is more yellow than a yellow diamond. Finally, a mistress who was greener than a green diamond came along and gave birth to a son named Member.

50. Good love is when you see the world through one person, bad love is when you give up the world for one person

51. Always treat life positively, when you When you are depressed, you are weak. Only when you have the courage to declare war on fate and take control of your own destiny can you become the master of life.

52. I also had a confused moment where "I can do anything for her smile", but luckily she didn't ask me to do anything at that moment. It turns out that it was just luck that ended up all this time.

53. May dreams be the lamp of the earth and blessings be the longest river.

54. The luckiest thing in this world is that I met the one I love most at my favorite age.

55. This city is so big and there are so many passers-by, but I met you and fell in love with you. From now on, whether we stay together or separate, I am lucky.

56. There is a museum in the mountain here. She originally wanted to stay on this island temporarily, but fate kept her behind.

57. Women remarry because they hate their ex-husband. A man remarries because he loves his ex-wife. Women try their luck, but men risk their luck. ——Wilde

58. A little luck is that the person you like also likes you.

59. The goddess of destiny is not only blind herself, but also makes the people she loves blind.

60. Suppose there is a certain necessity in your life, then all your actions will irresistibly push you towards that point in time - including your resistance, it will also become a push for you. The motivation to move forward - I think this is destiny.

61. It is said that girls who love to laugh will have bad luck. I hope that good luck will come soon, so that I can rekindle my hope and laugh wildly.

62. Expect everything to be successful, and expect good luck to follow you all the time. Sixty-two sentences of the most interesting WeChat PaiPai copywriting

The most interesting WeChat PaiPai copywriting collection Chapter 1

1. You patted the face of your lovely wife, And said I love you”

2. Patted my resume and said: That’s awesome.

3. You patted “the handsome guy’s abs and said I can do it”

4. My mansion accidentally collapsed after you patted it

5. Patted my shower gel and blew out bubbles

6. Patted my limited edition Ferrari.

7. I patted my window to get the pill.

8. "Pat my elm head and melon seeds"

9. Pat my cock and eat a pound

10. Photos without makeup Scared to cry

11. "Pat my homework and then help me write it"

12. Pat my quilt and then got in

13. I was stunned by the beauty in my golden age

14. Patted my little fairy halo

15. Patek Philippe

16. Wallet said Take care of me forever

17. Patted my head and told me to grow up quickly.

18. He patted me on the back seat and said he would take me home

19. He patted my conscience, ah, no.

20. He patted the top of my head but didn’t touch my hair.

21. You patted your conscience. Haha? There is no most interesting WeChat pat copywriting collection part 2

22. Patted my car and said It’s impossible to work part-time

23. The little butt said: It’s really cute

24. “I patted the brick to show that I am cowardly”

25. Mine The shoulder said, want to go hiking?

26. Patted my waist and said you are so beautiful

27. "Patted my belly"

28. Open and log in to WeChat on your phone

29. Patted my Ferrari and expressed envy

30. Patted my castle gate but it was blocked. Drive away.

31. Pat my crown and say good night, princess

32. Pat your butt and leave.

33. Pat. Patted my chest hair and drooled over it

34. Patted my bulging wallet

35. Patted my back and made me drool

36. Feet and smelled affectionately

37. Drink from the ashtray

38. "Patted the person my husband likes"

39. Patted my boss and said, "Fuck me"

40. Then hugged me

41. You (friend) patted the "ex-boyfriend's" Graveyard, and said that we will have a good journey."

42. "I patted my eight-pack abs and my mouth watered." Part 3 of the most interesting WeChat patting copywriting

43. Patted Patting XX on the shoulder and saying: Dad, thank you for your hard work

44. The forehead is obviously not burning

45. My hand said: I’ll give you all the snacks

46 .Patted the tight waistcoat line

47. Patted your little head

48. Patted my dog’s head and kicked it.

49. “I patted Yuelao’s red rope and it broke.”

50. “I patted the watermelon and wanted to dig a spoonful of it.”

51. “Patted it. Patted my Lamborghini window”

52. The fragile dignity

53. Patted my watermelon and took a big spoonful

54 .Patted my little head and turned into a pig

55. Patted my little butt and said it’s really cute

56. You patted your smart head. ”

57. Thighs, hey, they are still so fleshy

58. Patted my conscience, okay?

59. The waist said: So thin

60. Patted my dog’s head and kicked it.

61. Patted my butt and said to change position.

62. Patted my shoulder, I miss you, little baby