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Rolling classical Chinese
1, the original text comes from the Song people who established the Song King of Qin Wei with Cao Shang. Its speed should also be multiplied by the number of cars; Wang said that riding a hundred times is good.
Contrary to the Song Dynasty, Zhuangzi said, "I am sorry to weave rafts, but I lack business." Know all the riding masters, and those who ride by car are also good at doing business. Zhuangzi said, "When the King of Qin was ill, he invited a doctor. Those who suffer from carbuncle and acne get one ride, and those who lick hemorrhoids get five rides. After his recovery, he had more and more cars.
How to treat children's hemorrhoids and how to get more cars? All right! "2. There was a man named Cao Shang in the State of Song. He was the messenger sent by the King of Song to the State of Qin. When he went to the state of Qin, he got several cars from the king of Song. Qin Wang was very happy and gave him 100 cars.
When Cao Shang returned to Song State, he met Zhuangzi and said, "Living in a remote and narrow alley, I was so poor that I knitted my own Ma Xie. My neck was dry and my face was hungry. This is where I am inferior to others; Once I have the opportunity to make the monarch of a big country realize and follow a hundred cars, this is what I am good at. " Zhuangzi said: "(I heard that) the King of Qin invited a doctor to treat the disease, and those who broke pus and purulent were rewarded with one car, and those who licked hemorrhoids were rewarded with five cars. (Moreover) The more parts were treated, the more cars were rewarded.
Have you ever licked hemorrhoids for the king of Qin? Why are there so many cars? Sir, get out of here! "3. Pay attention to the last sentence of the article," Line 1! " You can also say, "The child is doing it! Zi, a polite address for people, can be generally translated as "you" or "sir". Its, an adverb of mood, indicates the tone of Wanshang or imperative mood, and can be generally translated as "still" or "certain".
OK: It can be translated as "go away" or "fuck off", which is more in line with Zhuangzi's tone and emotional attitude.
2. How to say "rolling your calves" in classical Chinese, so is your mother-in-law (fuck off, you little bitch! )
In the Warring States Policy Zhao Ce, there is an article that "Handan is surrounded by Qin and Zhao". "Weeks collapse, governors are hanging, qi wu. Zhou was so angry that he went to see Qi and said,' The sky has fallen, and the son of heaven has sat down. "Tian Ying, the minister of Dong Fan, will arrive after him, so it will be embarrassing!" (Qi) Bo Ran said angrily, "Hey, my mother and maid!" " A pawn laughs at the world. The meaning of this passage is that the declining Zhou Dynasty overreached itself and shook the prestige of King Qi Weilie. Later, King Qi Weilie went to offer condolences, but King Qi Weilie ignored King Zhou Lie and called him a "handmaid".
The "second-mother maid" is "your mother is * *" or "your mother is inferior" in the current words. In feudal society, it is certainly intolerable to call the mother of a royal family an inferior person. In the folk, most people's mothers are inferior, so this sentence is not a curse in the folk. Therefore, when this curse word spread from the imperial court to the people, it was technically transformed by using the convenience of homonym of Chinese characters, and "Master Ermu Maid" became "Master Ermu X". Its grammatical structure is changed from the original "Your mother is". . "It became" * * *. . "... such changes, the lethality of swearing is obviously much greater than the original. Later, it was constantly streamlined in use, omitting the last noun, and then changing from the second person to the third person, which became the "national curse" we often hear today. Mr. Lu Xun once wrote an article entitled "On Fuck". In this article, Mr. Lu Xun called this "fucking" national disaster of China.
3. The word "roll" is euphemistic, and the literary saying is 1. The most loving sentence in summer: stay in a cool place!
2. Mars says: Your mother calls you home for dinner!
3, Xiao Qingxin's statement: I will send you away, thousands of miles away.
4. Scientific statement: the disappearance of minimum friction is in my sight.
5. Northeast statement: Get out! Heifer!
6, ridicule: The world is so big, why don't you go and see it!
7. Elegant expression: "Hey, baby!"
8. Civilized saying: Go, Pikachu! . Expand 1, the most loving sentence in summer: stay in a cool place!
2. Mars says: Your mother calls you home for dinner!
3, Xiao Qingxin's statement: I will send you away, thousands of miles away.
4. Scientific statement: the disappearance of minimum friction is in my sight.
5. Northeast statement: Get out! Heifer!
6, ridicule: The world is so big, why don't you go and see it!
7. Elegant expression: "Hey, baby!"
8. Civilized saying: Go, Pikachu!
9. Entertainment statement: Run! Brother!
10, the goddess said: I went to take a shower! bale
4. Seven translations of the classical Chinese "Three Gorges" are 700 miles away from the Three Gorges, with mountains on both sides and no gaps; Layers of rocks cover the sky, and I can't see the moon rising at midnight from the pavilion.
As for launching Xiangling, it is along the back block. Or the king ordered an emergency notice, sometimes going to Baidicheng and going to Jiangling at dusk. During this period, he traveled 200 miles, although he was not ill.
In spring and winter, the green pool is choppy and the reflection is clear, with many cypresses, hanging springs and waterfalls flying in it. Rong Qing Junmao, it's fun.
At the beginning of every sunny day, the frost shines, the forest is cold and sad, and there are often high apes whistling, which leads to sadness, the empty valley echoes, and the sadness turns to leisurely. So the fisherman sang: "The Wuxia Gorge of the Three Gorges in Badong is long, and the apes cry three times!" 1. Explain the words added in the following sentences.
(1) Although riding against the wind (driving) (2) Lin Hanjian Su (silence) (3) It is a sad phenomenon (continuous extension) (4) It is not a disease (feeling fast) (5) As for Xiashui Xiangling (overflowing) (6) Flying gargle (washing) (7) It is impossible. Stop along the back (downstream) (9) There are three cries (number) on the ape skirt (10), and sometimes worship the white emperor (at this time) (1 1) and clear the reflection (swaying waves) (12). ① Since the pavilion night, the ancient meaning: if today's meaning: since Wang Ling's, the ancient meaning: sometimes today's meaning: or, although riding the wind, not taking the disease.
Ancient meaning: even today's meaning: although 3. Interchangeable word: slightly missing (same as "missing" interruption) 4. The polysemy of words ranges from the Three Gorges 700 Li (preposition, from, in) to midnight non-pavilion (adverb, if) and stops (breaks) strange cypress (adjective, extreme, most) along the back. (1) Duoqibai, hanging springs and waterfalls, flying in the meantime.
On the extremely high peaks, there are many strange cypress trees, and between the peaks, there are often hanging springs and waterfalls, swaying. (2) heavy stones cover the sun.
I haven't seen the rising moon since midnight in the pavilion. Layers of cliffs, row upon row, cover the sky.
If it weren't for noon and midnight, even the sun and the moon couldn't be seen. (3) Or the king ordered an emergency announcement, sometimes going to Baidicheng and going to Jiangling at dusk. Although I didn't take the wind to get sick, I took Wan Li Road.
Sometimes the emperor has orders that must be conveyed quickly, so he takes a boat from Baidicheng in the morning and arrives in Jiangling at night. The distance between the two places is 1200 miles. Even if riding a fast horse and driving the wind, it won't be so fast. (4) It is a kind of melancholy, the empty valley spreads, and the sorrow turns for a long time.
The sound is continuous, very sad and strange, and the echo of the ape's cry comes from the empty valley, which is sad and tactfully, and has not been seen for a long time. (5) The plain green pool reflects the white rapids, the green pool and the swaying waves reflect the shadows of various scenery.
7. Fill in the blank: (1)① The Three Gorges is selected from Notes on Water Classics, which is the general name of Qutang Gorge, Wuxia Gorge and Xiling Gorge between Fengjie, Chongqing and Yichang, Hubei. Author Li Daoyuan is good at writing and a geographer in the Northern Wei Dynasty.
(2) In the Three Gorges article, the sentence that always describes the landform of the Three Gorges is: Since the Three Gorges is 700 miles long, there are mountains on both sides, and nothing is lacking. Rocks piled up, blocking the sunshine in the sky, and there was no sunrise since midnight.
Therefore, the fisherman sang: "The Wuxia Gorge of the Three Gorges in Badong is long, and the ape cries and tears three times." (2) In this paper, "the mountains cover the mountains, and the sky blocks the sun" is used to describe the high mountain shape, and "the forest is chilly, and there are often high apes whistling" to describe the beauty of late autumn.
The ape singing in the article highlights the sadness of the environment. (3) From the article "Sometimes Send Baidicheng to Jiangling at dusk", we can think of the poem in Li Bai's "Looking at Tianmen Mountain": "Farewell to Baidicheng, and return to Jiangling for a thousand miles a day."
"I rode for 1,200 miles against the wind, but I didn't get sick" and "I am like an arrow, if fierce wave rushes" in the article "With Zhu" have the same effect in describing the water potential. (4)① Sentence describing the summer scenery of the Three Gorges: As for Xiangling Mountain in summer, it is blocked along the back.
Or the king ordered an emergency notice, sometimes going to Baidicheng and going to Jiangling at dusk. During this period, although he took the wind, he didn't get sick. (2) Sentences describing the scenery of the Three Gorges in spring and summer: In spring and summer, the green pool is surging and the reflection is clear.
There are many strange cypresses, hanging springs and waterfalls flying in them. Rong Qing Junmao, it's fun.
(3) The sentence describing the Three Gorges autumn scenery: Every sunny day with the first frost, the forest is chilly and cold, and there are often high apes whistling, which leads to sad cries, and the empty valley echoes and the sorrow turns for a long time. So the fisherman sang: "The Wuxia Gorge in the Three Gorges of Badong is long, and the apes cry three times, and tears are spilled on their skirts."
8. Talk about "No sunrise since midnight". What is the function of a sentence expressed in the text? Describe the height of the mountain from the side, and comprehensively express the characteristics of the Three Gorges with scenes under specific conditions.
9. What are the characteristics of the Three Gorges in the first section? The mountains are flat and narrow in the middle. 10. According to the relevant statement in the first paragraph, talk about the characteristics of the mountains on both sides of the Three Gorges.
(Try to sum it up in two words): Lian 1 1. What's the difference between "heavy stone" and "covering the sky and the sun"? Stones overlap, and the height of the mountain itself is written from the top down; Hide the sky from the sun, match it with the sun, and you can see it when you look up. 12. Please use "four-word phrases" to summarize the characteristics of the four seasons scenery of the Three Gorges: summer: swift water, spring and winter, clear glow, majestic autumn, and Lin Han and Su Jian 13. Try to analyze how the second paragraph describes the characteristics of summer water potential.
Write from the front first, and then write in two layers: summarize the sinister water potential with "blocking along the back"; Give a concrete impression with the special case of "Wang Ming's emergency announcement". Coupled with the metaphor of galloping horses, people feel more vivid and profound.
14. Explain the author's writing ideas in the third paragraph. First write what you see from overlooking the river, then what you see from looking up, from the bottom of the gorge to the foot of the mountain, and finally the author summarizes and writes four kinds of scenery.
15. What did the author capture in the Three Gorges autumn scenery? What atmosphere is highlighted? An ape caught something representative. Highlighting the desolate and cold atmosphere.
16. Discussion: Why didn't the author write the four seasons scenery of the Three Gorges in chronological order, but wrote the summer scenery first? Key points of the answer: The author annotated the river, focusing on water, which is abundant in summer, so the title is "Summer Water".
17. Q&A: (1) This article focuses on describing the majestic mountains and four seasons scenery of the Three Gorges.
5. Online translation of classical Chinese. Jin Shu Xiaoyouchuan
Yu Zhou was praised by his uncle for not being diligent, and things were heard by filial friends. In Xianning, there was a great epidemic, and my second brother died. My second brother was in danger, and the boils were blazing. My parents and brothers felt inferior and could not stay alone. Father and brother are strong, but they say, "You are not afraid of illness." Personally, I supported him, stayed up all night and continued to help him. So ten days passed, the epidemic stopped, the family rebelled, and he recovered. The old man said with a grain of salt, "What a good son! People can't stay, pedestrians can't walk, and when it's cold, they know that pine and cypress will wither, and they begin to suspect that the epidemic is not contagious. "
At first, all fathers were noble and prosperous, but fathers kept the contract of poverty alone. He devoted himself to the cultivation of crops to provide them, while the deacon was diligent, kneeling in a hedge with his disciples and paying them. Or "What's wrong with Mr. bǐng now?" Zhou Yue said, "Quiet and easy to celebrate is not a gentleman's ambition." After his father died, he sold it as a basket to foster his mother. Seeing his diligence, his mother said, "I have nothing to eat." He said, "Mother doesn't want to eat, so where does she live?" Mother felt at ease. Zhou Xun's ex-wife and stepwife, Xerox, are official families, well-fed, giving up extravagance, spreading wealth widely, and respecting Zhou's poverty. When mother died, Mourning lived beside the tomb.
When I was hungry at the age of 20, the quinoa soup was not delicious. The master wanted to eat it, but he ate it every day and dared not put it on display. When the wheat was ripe, the winner had finished, but there were still many scoops (pickaxes), so he led his flock to retreat. Yue: "Stay in the meantime." And if you don't beat around the bush and slap around, if you kneel down and let go, you will also gain a lot. I also entered the mountain oak with the people in the city, sharing difficulties in foreign countries, pushing the old and the young, and pushing the easy life. There was no offense at the ceremony, or he cut down the cypress tree in the grave. He didn't know who it was, but he called his neighbor to the grave to blame himself. Because he kowtowed and wept bitterly, thanked his ancestors and said, "If you don't cultivate morality, you can't protect the trees of your ancestors." The old man's salt is also crying, and it is not the sin of future generations. Treat the lonely with kindness, serve the widowed with benevolence, and add things with kindness, so that the elderly can behave themselves and the teenagers can forget loneliness. The lonely brother and sister are called Fang, and they are getting married. They have beautiful clothes, but they are cutting thorns as dustpans and brooms. They called all the children into the hall, and the men and women took classes and said, "Fang! You are not so lonely, you are more comfortable, and you don't make up for defects. Since you are suitable for people, you can do things for your uncles and aunts, sweep the court, and the way of women is good, so I give you this. Beautiful, I want to be warm and respectful, although I don't rest. " And the old house and its big brother. When he died, he mourned his loneliness in his early years and hurt his adult but didn't marry him. He held the trombone and felt sad when he walked, and the listener couldn't help crying.
In the spring of 275 A.D., a plague broke out in Henan, with thousands of small vegetables and bones. Yu Zhou's two brothers died of the plague, and his second brother Yu Pi was ill in bed and dying. Yu Zhou's father decided to flee with his family, leaving only Yu Pi. Yu Zhou looked at two unburied coffins and his poor second brother. He felt very sad and insisted on taking care of his second brother. Plague is a malignant infectious disease and an incurable disease. Yu Pi is terminally ill and has no hope of survival. If the whole family doesn't run away, they are in danger of dying of this disease. Everyone advised Yu Zhou to run away. Zhou Yuning would rather die than leave his second brother, so his family had to leave in tears.
Everything that can run in the village has escaped. Those who can't run away wait for death at home, and no one will bury them when they die. A few days later, only Yu Zhou and Yu Pi were left in the village. He was taken away by a high fever, unconscious, and taken away by his second brother day and night. Think about the fact that the two brothers studied together, herded sheep and worked in the fields together since childhood. Now the second brother is leaving himself, and he has unspeakable bitterness in his heart, and he will cry. Yu Zhou has read many books and knows a little about the medical uses of some herbs. On this day, he fed his second brother a few mouthfuls of rice soup, picked up a laundry list, took a shovel, ran for more than ten miles along an embankment, dug several herbs, cooked a bowl of black water, and served it to his second brother, crying and saying, Brother, just drink this bowl of black water as vegetable soup.
Worms are greedy for life. Can people spare their lives? Yu Pi, who is dying, is still burning the flame of life. He listened to his brother and drank a bowl of black water with all his last strength. Yu Zhou put a piece of cloth soaked in cold water on his second brother's chest and knelt beside him. He looked at his brother, who was very quiet. He knew that death would befall his second brother tonight. When Yu Zhou slept for a while, he went to the gate of hell in a daze, and suddenly he saw hundreds of familiar faces. These new ghosts are all villagers in the village, and everyone's face has a kind of grief. He felt sick and going to hell. He was just about to step in when it suddenly occurred to him that his younger brother was still ill and his parents were away, so he had to support himself. A gust of wind blew the door open. When Yu Zhou woke up, the east was shining. He was surprised to see that his second brother's lips moved, and then he opened his eyes slightly. Yu Zhou ran into the yard and jumped for joy. Second brother wants to eat something at noon, and there is nothing at home. He ran around the village empty-handed. He ran to a small river in front of the village and jumped into the cold water to fish. It took him an hour to touch two small fish. Yu Zhou's legs are numb and he can't stand up. He rolled on the ground and it took him a long time to get hot. He picked some elm leaves and made a bowl of fish soup. The second child drank quickly and praised his brother's soup for its delicious taste. Yu Zhou said with a wry smile: Without a grain of salt and a drop of oil, you say it has a taste.
In this way, Yu Zhou went out early and returned late, making a living by digging wild vegetables and touching fish and shrimp. Unexpectedly, my second brother's illness got better day by day, and Yu Zhou was not infected with the plague.
In summer, the plague passed and my father came back with his family. When he saw two brothers, he couldn't believe it. He always thought that the two brothers were already dead. Unexpectedly, there is such a miracle. The old man shouted. What a good son.
6. Short classical Chinese plus translation of 27 articles 1, squid seeks perfection [original] The fish in the sea is named after squid, and the ring 1 water is black. Playing on the shore, if you are afraid to see yourself, you will make a sound to cover yourself up. Seabirds are suspicious of it, know its fish and catch it. Alas! I only know how to hide my whole, but I don't know how to hide my tracks. 2. I was peeped by a peeping Tom. Alas! There is a kind of fish in the sea, called squid, which can spray ink to make the sea water black.
Once, it climbed to the shore to play. It is afraid that other animals will see it, so it spits out ink to hide itself. Seabirds become suspicious when they see the dark sea water. Knowing that the squid must be in it, they fished it out of the water without hesitation.
Alas! Squids only know how to spit out ink to hide themselves for safety, but they don't know how to eliminate traces to stop seabirds' suspicion. As a result, it exposed itself and was caught by seabirds when they noticed the target. What a pity! [Note] 1. Ring (Xu, third sound): Spit. 2. Du Yi: End the doubt.
[Reason] One-sided consideration of the problem and consideration of the duality of things in everything can achieve immediate results. 2, mourning [original] always protect yourself and do good deeds.
One day, the water was so fierce that five or six people left Hunan by boat. Zhongji, if the ship is broken, it will do.
One is to do your best and not be different. His companion said, "You are the best swimmer. What are you going to do now? " Yue: "I have 1000 yuan, which is heavy. Let's talk about it later. "
He said, "Why not go there?" No, shake its head. Every coin has its two sides.
The man who saved himself stood on the shore and shouted, "You are so stupid and secretive, you are dead. How can you afford it? " Shook his head again. Drowned.
Shuizhou people are good at swimming. One day, the river suddenly rose, and five or six people crossed the Xiangjiang River by boat.
When crossing the river, the boat broke down and everyone swam. One of them tried to swim, but he still couldn't swim far.
His companion said, "You are the best swimmer. Why are you behind now? " He said, "I have a thousand pence wrapped around my waist, which is very heavy, so I am behind." The companion said, "Why not throw it away?" He didn't answer and shook his head.
After a while, he was more tired. All the people who swam across the river stood on the shore, shouting, "You are stupid to the extreme, ignorant to the extreme, and you are drowning. What do you need money for? " He shook his head again.
So he drowned. 3, formerly known as Linjiang, the name of Linjiang.
Cattle, young deer, livestock, livestock. At first, the dogs coveted them, and they all came. Their people were angry and threatening.
Naturally, I hug the dog every day, learn to show off, and make a noise with it. After a long time, all dogs are satisfied.
Elk is a little old, and I forgot my own elk. I think dogs are good and my friends are good: really, it is good for suppressing servants and retreating. Dogs are afraid of their owners and throw the ball with them.
However, when the tongue spits out. In three years, the elk went out, and there were many dogs on the road who wanted to play.
When the foreign dogs saw it, they were happy and angry, and * * * was killed, which was a mess. The elk died before they knew it.
Attention: mourning: pronunciation tián 麑: pronunciation ní: pronunciation dá yan: pronunciation yn: pronunciation dàn, eat and lick here. Linjiang (place name) A man hunted an elk calf and raised it.
At home, the dogs drooled and wagged their tails, and the man yelled at them to scare them. From this day on, I held the fawn among the dogs, often showed it to the dogs, and slowly let the dogs play with it.
After a long time, the dogs did what the man wanted. The deer cub is a little older, forgetting that he is a deer, thinking that the dog is really his friend and is more intimate with his head. The dog is afraid of his master and is very friendly to him.
But I still lick my tongue often (I want to eat! )。 Three years later, (one day) the elk went out and saw many other people's dogs on the road, running to play with them.
Other people's dogs are very happy and angry when they see it. They killed it and ate it together, and the road was a mess. The elk didn't understand the truth until they died.
Moral: anything that harms people, even if it can find a temporary "umbrella", can't last long, and will not end well in the end. Children are not afraid of tigers. The original names of Zhong, Wan, Yun and An are all along the Yangtze River in Sichuan. )
Many tigers. Some women spend a day on the beach of their second child in Kaya Hioki and wash clothes in the water.
Tigers come from the mountains, women squat in the water, and the second child plays on the beach. The tiger is familiar with it, and it is the first to arrive. )
Touch, a few (maybe. ) One is scared, and the child is stupid, but somehow, the tiger is dead.
People who eat tigers must be threatened first, and people who are not afraid can't do anything? There are many tigers in Zhong, Wan, Yun and An. A woman left two children on the beach during the day and washed clothes by herself.
The tiger ran from the mountain, and the woman jumped into the water to avoid the tiger. The two children are (still) playing freely on the beach. The tiger stared at them for a long time and even touched them with his head, hoping that they would be a little scared, but the children were puzzled and didn't even think it was strange. The tiger finally left.
It is estimated that tigers must first show their prestige to others when they eat people, but is there no place to impose (and give up) prestige on those who are not afraid of prestige? 5, more 1. Once upon a time, someone got a turtle and wanted to cook it and eat it, but he couldn't bear to be named as killing. It is the blazing fire that makes the kettle boil, and the cross is the bridge. He made an appointment with the tortoise and said, "If you can cross this, you can survive." Knowing the master's plan to take it away, the tortoise struggled to climb up the sand and had to cross it.
The master said, "It's very kind of you to cross the bridge. I want to see it, too." [Precautions] ① More: Again, again.
Kettle: an ancient kettle. ③ Shinohara (xio): fine bamboo.
Once upon a time, someone caught a turtle and wanted to cook it, but refused to bear the notoriety of killing. So the fire burned to make the water in the pot boil, a thin bamboo pole crossed the pot as a bridge, and then agreed with the tortoise: "(You) can cross the bridge, and I will let you live."
Knowing that his master is deceiving himself, the tortoise tries to crawl carefully (just like a crab climbing sand) and can only cross (the bamboo bridge) once. The host said, "It's great that you can cross the bridge!" " In order to cross the bridge again, I want to have a closer look. "
6. Zhongshan thieves can't make wine, but Zhongshan people are good at making wine for thousands of days. Lu people seek happiness.
Some officials in the main restaurant in Zhongshan, take its dregs and stain it with Lu wine, which is what people call' Zhongshan wine'. People in Shandong think Zhongshan wine is the same after drinking it.
One day, the owner of the restaurant came, smelled the wine and asked for it.
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