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It's the first time to take care of children, and I'm very tired.

Taking care of children for the first time is very tiring in the circle of friends. Yes 1. A few days ago, a man took two children and cooked a bowl of noodles. I was embarrassed before I had time to eat.

3. It's really tiring to take care of children! Nothing tired, happy! Want to escape, want to be free, and want to spend these years quickly!

4. It's tiring to have a baby. It is even more tiring to have a husband who can play games at home as usual. He sat in a chair and wept. As soon as I turned around, I saw the baby looking for my eyes, took a deep breath and continued to refuel!

5. I personally experienced the life of my girlfriends taking care of their children at home on weekends, which made me a little scared, not envious of marriage, but yearning for love.

6. How difficult it is for a woman to survive the first trimester, the third trimester, the pain of giving birth to a child and the pain of bringing up a child.

7. It is a housewife's sorrow to suddenly feel sorry for herself. No one will ever feel the same way, and will not understand the hardships of a person with two children, and tears will unconsciously flow down.

8. Qiandao Lake West Lake Tour! It's the first time to take a baby out without a husband. I am really tired. I may only spend one-third of my time looking at my mobile phone.

9. The most difficult job in the world is to take care of children. All kinds of sadness, all kinds of fatigue, my son sticks to me for 24 hours and won't let anyone hug him.

10. Eating is really the simplest way to release stress. Counting the days by snapping your fingers, someone will share the pain of taking care of the baby in half a month.

1 1. It's hard and tiring to take care of the baby. The post-80 s woman is sloppy like a mother-in-law, and she is afraid of exposing her body when she dresses up.

12. Being a mother is not easy. The children are well trained, but the credit is not yours, and the children are not well trained. You are the only one to blame.

13. It's really tiring to take care of the baby at home. I've never tried so hard to eat by myself. I actually ate two banana omelets.

14. I can overcome the grievances at work, the helplessness of taking care of the children, and your bad temper with me.

15. A person with children is afraid to get sick. Eating and drinking Lazar every day and taking him to the hospital to take care of his illness and sleep are not happiness. This is torture!

16. It's too tiring to take care of the baby, so don't give birth until you are ready.

17. I thought I had survived the pain of confinement, the pain of giving birth, the itching for three years and seven years, and that's it. But a lifetime is so long, why should I make do with it!

18. It's exhausting to take the baby out for a trip! After a sleep, I feel pain all over!

19. When she likes you, you don't like her; When she falls in love with you, you like her; When she doesn't love you, you love her.

20. Only one person knows the hardships of taking care of children, as if it is not the feeling of taking care of children in his eyes, and he is a little lost in his heart.

2 1. When I take care of the children alone, I will inevitably be tired and have a bigger temper. The child can be an angel or a devil, but she is still a simple child after all. It is not terrible to teach children to make mistakes. We must constantly reflect and correct in time! Always alert yourself and treat your children with love every day!

22. What is the New Year this year? Taking care of two children by one person is super tired and especially hard. I spent a lot of energy and time, but I was too tired to even get a consolation prize.

23. When my baby and I get through these years, I'll burn the waves, get my ears pierced, wear famous brands, drive a luxury car and travel alone. Drink the strongest wine. Don't look at anyone's face

24. The four paragraphs that women hate most: it is difficult to get pregnant; The pain of having a child; The pain of confinement; Tired of taking care of children!

It's like racing against time every day. Taking care of the baby is really tiring, and I have to do housework by myself. Sleep late and get up early! It was painful to see him crying and knocking.

26. I don't feel tired when I take my baby, I just feel happy!

27. It's really tiring to take care of the baby! However, Jojo's smile relieved my fatigue, which is also happiness!

28. I feel impatient. How can I live such a sad life? It is really doubtful to see that others are grandparents with children and do whatever they want.

29. The child is growing up, and I feel that I have finally survived. Everything is worth it. The future is expected. Only I know the hard process of bringing up a baby, and I love myself all my life.

30. Being a mother is just right. I am also a special steel, and I have become the object of admiration around me. Everyone is wondering how a man with two children did it, risking his life!

3 1. 2 am! Ahem! Snuff! Fever! For two hours! Finally fell asleep! Take care of the children alone! Tired to death! Tired to death! Children are difficult to raise!

32. Take her out to play without walking or taking a car for a moment, and hold her everywhere. I can see her grinding tricks, but in short, it's really unbearable.

33. Men only need to go to work every day, while women need to work to make money, wash clothes, cook and take care of children. They are very tired.

34. It's really tiring to take care of the baby, especially when there are no old people around. Come on, mom!

35. The mother in the month is really hard! This kind of pain can only be experienced by people who have given birth to children!

36. Pulling the vacuum cleaner from the living room to the bedroom, I turned around and found the child crawling from the living room to the bedroom with a sour nose. From then on, I will bring up the baby alone, and no one will!

37. Taking care of children every day is really tiring [tears], and my temper is getting worse and worse!

38. It can only be said that making money and taking care of children are a dilemma. A high-paying job requires more time and energy, but I don't want to miss the first two years of my child's life.

39. When you become a mother, you will be schizophrenic. For a while, you will grow up with the baby forever, and for a while, you will give me three days of freedom. I can't wait to lick my baby's ass for a while, and I want to give my baby a deep kiss for a while; I especially want to throw away my baby and live a happy two-person world when I come up. It didn't take me long to find the baby more lively and interesting. Complain all day about how hard and tired it is to take care of the baby, or try to bask in your little happiness.

40. One person with two children day2 testimony: When will you grow up?

4 1. I don't want to have a holiday, I really don't. I am busy cooking, taking care of children and being a driver when I wake up. I am ten times more tired than going to work. Do you want to hide in an empty corner and cry secretly?

42. Only one knows the sadness and helplessness of a child, and I hope the father of the child can share it with me.

43. Many people's fathers are just a show, and their children are brought up by single mothers. So, even if I really take care of the children alone now, there is no problem.

44. Being a mother is not easy. All kinds of worries, the former one and the present two, were shattered by these two little guys.

45. Taking care of the baby is very tiring, and sometimes it will collapse. Life is like taking care of a baby, getting better every day. After a tiring day, I still want to say that I love my husband and daughter before going to bed.

I really don't owe anyone except my parents in this life.

47. It's a cat and dog to take the baby for a while. Yesterday, if you didn't make noise, you could eat and sleep. Today, you can make noise. You have a headache and a bad temper.

48. I used to think this woman was miserable and tired when I saw someone else taking a baby by car alone. Now it's my turn. I feel good.

Talk about a child leaving his parents for the first time.

1, the child leaves his parents for the first time and begins his first journey of mental growth! I hope that children can be their best and grow up slowly.

On the day when Xiong Haizi was not at home and left her parents for the first time, my old mother looked at me under the car and was filled with emotion. She was very happy when driving, and the game went well at Qintai Grand Theatre.

Let's record the first time that the boss left his parents for the summer camp. He is more independent than I thought. Parents and children need to grow up together and cheer together.

When children grow up, they will eventually leave their parents' arms. I hope you can adapt to life very well after you leave your mother. Mom will make you happy.

5, the little guy will go to work tomorrow, and he will sigh thousands of times. I am not only worried that he will cry when he leaves his mother for the first time, but also looking forward to his performance. This is not because children can't live without their parents, but obviously I can't live without him.

6. My son is so old. I left Babama for a long trip for the first time. Being a parent is really not easy. I hope my children will grow up and face the world independently, but I'm afraid they will grow up too soon and leave us too early. Parents and children. It's just drifting away, and what children leave us is always the back.

7. When a child leaves his parents for the first time, he always looks at it from a distance, and he refuses to leave until the last figure disappears in front of your eyes. After reading it, he stayed for a long time.

My child went to school today. As a mother at first, I felt uneasy one day. When I got home, I saw that my children were fine. I asked the teacher that my child was crying at school. I hope tomorrow will be better. Baby, it's a process. This is the first time you have left your parents and learned to be independent. Let's cheer together.

9. When my son went to kindergarten, he left his parents for the first time and went to a strange environment. It's not only the children, but also the parents. All kinds of worries make me sad.

10, the child left his parents for the first time and began to cry. Later, he promised to come back, and his mother would definitely pick her up before putting away his tears. Mom will definitely do it. I believe her.

1 1. The child just left home from school. I called and cried today. Homesick. Leaving my parents for the first time. Work hard, baby.

12, the child is worried that this is the first time for the child to leave his parents and feel uneasy, but the child is more excited and hopes to live more independently.

13, the child left our body and went to a strange place. My heart will be very nervous. I don't know how he is. As an old mother, I have deep worries.

14, I taught you to clamp chopsticks for the first time, and the hand washer watched you learn to walk for the first time. Now, it's a bit sad to leave your parents' arms for the first time, but I know that you will fly eventually.

15, the child left his mother for the first time and kept crying. I tried to comfort him, but it didn't help. I hope he can understand his mother's painstaking efforts, and when you grow up, her mother will wait for you to come back.

16, I left when I was young. Now that I have a child, I left my side for the first time. However, my mother is worried for thousands of miles, and I know it's not easy for my parents.

17, the child left his mother for the first time and watched the doll leave his back. Parents should start to adapt to the old age and let the child go to his own world.

18, I was happy when I left my parents for the first time and cried when I got to school. Sneak to school and see the child's eyes full of tears. I thought it was a fruit when I heard calling mom.

19 No pains, no gains. The first time I left my parents, I walked to the stadium alone. Although I was unwell, I showed great courage and hard work and got three silvers and two coppers. Great! I believe that the experience of this competition will definitely promote your growth and become a rare asset in your life! Come on, kid!

20. Many times, it's not that children can't live without their parents, but that we can't live without children. On the first day of weaning, my niece left me for the first time, without crying or making trouble! Really grown up stronger than my mother thought!

2 1. The baby didn't cry or make trouble when he left his mother for the first time. On the contrary, I'm a little worried. Has he really grown up and started his own life? Haha, children are like this. The farther away from my parents when I grow up, now is only the first step, with sweetness in sadness and disappointment in relief. I wish you every step of the way, even if you are lonely, it is worth it.

22. I am also worried that you will cry when you leave your mother for the first time. As a result, I miss my mother so much. On the contrary, my tears have been spinning in my eyes. Alas, it's really disappointing.

Prepare for your first run and make friends.

Prepare to run for the first time and send friends. 1. Time makes people old, and exercise resists aging.

2. When did you start to vent your bad mood by running?

3. Keep running for the second week, still 3 kilometers, half running and half walking.

Just like running, you can't catch the person you want to chase or wait for the person you want to wait for. This sense of powerlessness is only known to you.

Some emotions that can't bear to be disturbed can be vented by running.

6. Keep running for the tenth day. On the first day of running, you didn't get breathless, so you should keep running. I want to give up running without the original.

7. Keep running with me every day to increase your resistance, and you will have a great figure! Come on, son.

It's very hot today, but many people still insist on running and exercising. I can't be lazy, running home is transparent.

9. Running is really a good way to vent your emotions. Wearing headphones seems to be isolated from the world, and your sweat and tears have evaporated.

10. I always like running. I must be born. I often start running when I'm walking alone. Every time I pretend to be on my way to the scene of the fire, passers-by make me sweat and think something is wrong. Well, actually, I just like running.

1 1. I've been under a little pressure recently, and I'm inexplicably upset. It's much better to run and vent.

12. Keep running if you don't want to become a boat-fruited Sterculia.

13. Running has always been my worst project. It's only 800 meters and I will run for 4 minutes. I run slowly, but you walk fast. No wonder I can't catch up with you.

14. I am also an ordinary person. Running is also my life. I should have these in my life.

15. I am inexplicably in a bad mood and don't want to be angry with anyone. Everything was magnified by me. I used running to vent.

16. The fourth day of running and the fourth day of not eating. Stick to it, you will lose weight and your physical strength will go up.

17. Run all the way, enjoy the fresh and quiet feeling all the way, the speed is not fast, adjust your breathing rhythmically, breathe in five steps and exhale five steps, sweat drops, and clothes are soaked.

18. People always have to learn to change and make themselves excellent. Don't waste food, keep running!

19. Running will enhance your character toughness and you will become comfortable under pressure. Perseverance will make you handle bad situations better. Runners are definitely strong.

20. I don't like running at all. It's just simple depression and unhappiness that need venting.

Prepare for the first run and send a circle of friends. 2 1. Running can also support a family, and people who can run will always get ahead.

22. Swear not to be a greasy office worker who sits on the computer every day, starting with running every day.

23. Record your mood with a diary and vent your heart with running. When you can whisper with a diary and green plants, there is no loneliness.

24. The pleasure of running is the best way to relieve this anxiety.

25. I think running is releasing negative energy and absorbing positive energy. Every time I am unhappy, running is my only way to vent. I will feel much better when I come back.

26. Runners are people who love life.

27. I used to have three hobbies: sports and reading love you; Now I have three habits: exercise, reading and thinking of you.

28. "Bang, a red flare soared, and athletes in various costumes flew out from the starting line like a colorful cloud.

29. I like running and listening to insects in my ears; Like the cool breeze in the ear; I like unconstrained thoughts; Like to sweat when running; Like to breathe freely and quickly; I like the feeling and happiness of sprinting.

30. People stop running not because of aging, but because they stop running.

3 1. Running is a boring and lonely sport. Whoever forces you to have no chance will light a fire in your heart, and you must stick to it as long as you are willing.

32. When the gun went off, I rushed out and ran with all my strength, and the wind roared in my ear.

33. Run, swim, bake, read books, organize simple interpersonal relationships, and accompany you well!

On the road of life, we are all running, we are always catching up with some people, and we are always being surpassed by some people.

I hope it won't rain, so that I can continue running instead of playing table tennis with my roommate all night.

36. I have been running for about two weeks. Although I can't run every day, I basically do it when I have time.

37. Lose weight and tie your hair. Keep running and exercising, and you will become better and better yourself. Let's go

38. In the process of running, I strongly felt the vitality of youth.

39. The original intention of punching in and running every day is to cure insomnia without drugs. Who knows that insomnia is more serious every night after starting running.

40. Running in dog days is definitely true love for running.

For the first time, I am preparing to run and make friends. The third sentence is 4 1. Their movements are coordinated and powerful, flying briskly on the ice, just like two swallows flying on the ground, and you chase after me and never give in.

42. Youth is like a road. It looks long, but it runs beautifully.

43. Run on the road of youth, so as not to miss the moment of blooming. ...

44. Why do you feel tired? Because you always put yourself on the treadmill! Why not try to do yoga with a big ball?

45. The most beautiful day is to go running in the morning, come back for dinner, read a book at noon, sleep late, cook for grandma at night, watch TV and brush your teeth with your family at night, 10 sleep.

46. Running, dieting, regular life, healthy work and rest, hobbies with a little interest, no luxury can be left behind.

47. Running is a forbearing process: physical exhaustion along the way, inner struggle, and fatigue at the finish line can only be understood by runners.

48. Like a mature horse, he runs with his head down: the stride is symmetrical, the frequency is compact, the pedal is strong, and the waist is relaxed-the whole movement is beautiful and elastic.

49. On the second day of losing weight, come on, come on, get up at five in the morning, exercise for half an hour, and then keep running for an hour at night.

50. Do more exercise and run for a while every day, so that my exercise steps can be closer to yours.

5 1. On the first day of punching in, I hope the more I live, the younger I am!

I couldn't sleep, so I got up and ran. I love sports. Sports make me happy.

53. One hour's personal training+half an hour's aerobic, busy at work, fidgety, exercise can release pressure and make me happy.

I don't want to eat so much every day. I added a month of running and walking, and I became hungry after a while.

55. After starting a fun run, it is often said that running so late will affect sleep! Then, when I fell asleep, they were still playing with their mobile phones and brushing Weibo.

56. Go to bed early and get up early, work hard, have breakfast, keep running and put your expectations on yourself.

57. Running taught me self-discipline, restraint, never giving up, till death do us part.

58. I have an ankle injury, so rest is the main thing. There seems to be something missing in the days when I don't run. I haven't run for more than ten days. Not running every day is like fish out of water.

59. Running doesn't hurt your knees, but irresponsible running hurts your knees.

If you want to be strong, run! If you want to stay healthy, run! If you want to be smart, run!

Friends circle eating ice cream cake for the first time

1. My stomach is too weak. I have diarrhea after drinking cold drinks, eating ice cream and blowing the fan. I just ate takeout today, and now I have diarrhea.

2. It would be perfect if I had ice cream, a computer, a wlan and no power failure in summer. The healthy girl hasn't eaten ice cream for several years.

I went to the refrigerator and saw all kinds of ice cream in it. I look for my favorite ice cream in the refrigerator. When I picked up my favorite ice cream, I couldn't help rushing home with it. When I got home, the ice cream melted.

What would you do if ice cream and lollipop fell into the water at the same time? I want to drink water.

It was so hot before eating ice cream that I lost my temper. Let's lose fat after eating ice cream tomorrow.

6. People who are hard to move, but one morning someone didn't wake up and bought me yogurt, strawberries and raisin ice cream. Knowing that I wanted corn, they bought me corn. I was moved by this vivid picture.

7. White milk ice cream, 15 1 block. When licking, there will be a thick sweet milk fragrance wrapped around the tongue. You can't bite the ice cream, it will run out soon. Take a sip and lick it carefully and slowly. Licked it for a long time.

8. I want to eat an ice cream cone. I want a ball with a beautiful waffle skin.

9. Ice cream is snowman's poop.

10. When you come to DYM in summer, the most annoying thing is that you can't eat ice cream.

1 1. Lying in bed eating ice cream makes me feel cold.

12. I can't wait to rush to the refrigerator, open the door and take out a bowl of ice cream. Wow! Golden ice cream looks delicious. I immediately picked up the spoon, put the ice cream in my mouth and tasted it carefully. Hmm! Not bad! The fragrance of eggs and milk, the coolness of ice cream and the sweetness of oranges are really ice cream treasures! Seeing me wolfing down, my mother also fought with a spoon and ice cream. Soon, we ate up a big bowl of ice cream.

13. The first ice cream in summer is a little cute and super happy.

14. Make a summer wish. What if it comes true with the wind? I want to eat the first popsicle, the first ice cream and the first ice cream in summer. I hope my boyfriend will give me a real wish.

15. I want to eat ice cream, Haagen-Dazs, ice cream, popsicle, cone, sundae, cone, crispy ice, tricolor cup, small pudding, northeast big board.

16. Dove's chocolate and vanilla are not as good as yours.

17. The older I get, the more afraid I am of eating cold, but I like eating ice cream very much this summer.

18. The first ice cream in summer was eaten in a hot pot restaurant.

19. Eating ice cream for the first time in two years, the cone of Wuyang tastes like honeydew melon. How delicious!

20. It's so hot … I really want to eat ice cream!