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The more wine you drink, the better it smells.
2. The style of wine is style, and the bottle is level.
I want to cry, and my eyes are full of tears. I want to laugh, but my mouth won't move. I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.
4. Feelings are too weak to drink.
I was drunk, and nobody would accept it, so I helped the wall.
6. The theoretical basis of fighting in wineries is: small wine does small things, big wine does big things, and good things last for a long time. Nothing can be done without wine.
7. Wine is like a woman, and there are gains and losses in life. A successful woman can be intertwined in life and never let go of a man. A frustrated woman, in tears, raised her glass and was drunk alone.
8. Bold words and strong spirits. Sweet talk, persuade friends to drink more. Nonsense, no depth of thought. No words, dream. Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.
9. Time flies like lightning, so it's hard to catch up.
10. Don't drink too much in the morning. How many tables are left tonight? Don't get drunk when drinking at noon, and the department will have a meeting in the afternoon; You can't drink at night, lest your wife look everywhere.
1 1. Middle-level cadres don't drink and have no information at all.
12. Deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, drinking blood.
13. Qian Shan always loves thousands of waters. Can you drink less?
14. Wine makes a hero and refuses to accept his wife.
15. Give up drinking once and you will fail.
16. The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter.
17. It's raining in the sky and the ground is dry. That cup just now doesn't count.
The more you drink, the more delicious it is. Friends circle copy (Chapter II) 18. Would you like to be an old friend? You can also go drinking together if you are white.
19. One hundred cups to drink and one pillow to put together for the New Year.
20. If you don't drink enough, you will lose your mind and discipline yourself not to drink.
2 1. Go back to Jialing River and drink it as soup.
22. virgin stage, strictly guard against death. Young woman stage, half-pushing. In the prime of life, everything is not enough. Widow stage, I will fight with you. Old lady stage, no, you can still fool.
23. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When shall we drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad in the future.
24. People can't walk in rivers and lakes without wine, and people can't float in rivers and lakes without wine.
25. If you are not drunk, I am not drunk. Who wants to sleep?
Men don't drink, which is a waste in the world.
27. Brother, you drink this wine first, and I'll handle it.
28. Women who drink alcohol pour wine, drink affection and get drunk by love.
29. I want to give up drinking, but what I hate most in my life is wasting alcohol.
30. Wine is a pack of medicine. You can't sleep without it!
3 1. Pretend to be indifferent and use alcohol paralysis to make yourself look numb.
32. You can get around without drinking. How can people not drink too much when they are floating in rivers and lakes?
33. Waiter, has this wine been watered?
34. Only when you are drunk and ambitious do you dare to let your wife scold you for three days!
The more wine you drink, the better it smells. 35. The whole world is drunk and awake, and we have to wait on them again.
36. You asked me if I like drinking alone. I told you, I lack too much in my life, but I don't lack you.
37. Men don't drink and live like dogs, men don't smoke and live like eunuchs, women don't wear makeup and women don't smoke.
38. I don't want to drink, I don't want to, I can't help it.
39. It's too early to get promoted in the middle of the race.
40. deep feelings, a stuffy. Feelings are shallow, lick it. Strong feelings, not enough to drink. Feelings are too weak to drink.
4 1. If you blow, you won't cry, and you won't get drunk.
42. Show your talents in times of crisis. My sister drinks a glass of Song He wine for her brother.
43. Wine is a magic that can relax the tongue and make the story vivid.
44. To make the guests drink well, the individual must drink first.
45. Half awake and half drunk day after day, flowers bloom every year.
46. A person drinking is lonely, while a group of people drinking is lonely for fun. Five or six glasses of beer, thinking that a person is drunk. Let's drink to the loneliness at dawn.
47. It's easy to stand and talk, but drinking doesn't count.
48. It's better to doze off than to be drunk.
49. The sound of a thousand years comes to the pillow, and the shadow falls on the five old peaks in the cup.
50. Drink less blood and wine, and you can't live if you drink too much.
A circle of friends who have no money to drink and drink.
A circle of friends who have no money to drink and drink. A 1。 People can wander the rivers and lakes without drinking. If the road is bumpy, they will roar. If you don't drink, who will?
2. Market economy competition, hurry to have a glass of wine.
The wine I have drunk and the tears I have shed in my life are not as bitter as when you look back.
The biggest sorrow is that I love what is in the cup, but regret my ignorance.
5. I can't drink, I have no future, I only drink, and my promotion is unpredictable.
6. Spicy wine washes teeth, and beer is used as tea.
7. I heard that porridge can fill the stomach and wine can fill the heart.
8. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.
9. if you drink it, you will fall down, and your official position will be hard to protect.
10. It looks like water and smells intoxicating. Drink in a spicy mouth, lingering. Stumbling around, looking for water at midnight. Wake up and regret, exhausted.
1 1. heartbroken drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.
12. People in Jianghu can't live without wine.
13. He told me that my stomach would hurt if I didn't drink, and I said that my heart would hurt if I put down the cup.
14. Wine is like a woman, and there are gains and losses in life. A successful woman can be intertwined and never let a man go all her life. A frustrated woman, in tears, raised her glass and was drunk alone.
15. I drank very well. I feel like a dog and want to spit bubbles at you.
16. Bold words and strong spirits.
17. Feelings are iron, so you can't help drinking.
Friends circle with no money to drink and rub wine 2 18. When the drinker gets up to propose a toast, the advised person will say, "My ass is up, I'll drink again", which means that the drinker needs another drink. At this time, the drinker should respond, "I move my ass to show respect."
19. Getting drunk is the minimum respect for drinking!
20. Do you need a reason to drink? The reason for today is drinking!
2 1. You buy wine, I buy wine, and cry together after drinking.
22. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine style is style, wine virtue is morality, and wine bottle is level.
23. From now on, throw away the wine.
24. Pretend to be indifferent and use alcohol paralysis to make yourself look numb.
25. Pre-emptive strike can be a surprise victory, while post-emptive strike can dominate the overall situation.
26. Sing a song about wine, life geometry.
27. Acacia for many years, plus two or two liquors, can tell this acacia.
28. I started drinking again as soon as I lifted my ass.
29. The people who died in the war died, and the living people will continue to live and drink. Remember when they drank with us. [Organized by Www.QunZou.Com]
30. At the wine glass end, the policy is relaxed; Chopsticks can be lifted; Stop eating and drinking, or you can't do it; You are drunk, and so am I. Right or wrong.
3 1. It looks like water and tastes very spicy. Drinking it will be haunted. You will trip and look for water at night. You will wake up early and regret it.
32. Bai Di Caiyun resigned by half a catty;
33. You are the wine and I am the luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you with me all my life, and I will never regret being drunk all my life!
34. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When shall we drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad in the future.
A circle of friends who have no money to drink and drink. 35. One hundred cups must be drunk, and one pillow is for spring.
36. You can drink a bucket and a jar, and the director of the winery will let you be it!
37. Toast while standing, and wait for two cups.
38. Make new friends and don't forget old friends. Let's have a drink together.
39. In order not to hurt my feelings, I drink; I want to drink a little so as not to harm my health.
40. Drink Dongfeng and relax.
4 1. It is said that lovers love eight points and get drunk eight points, but who doesn't throw up after drinking?
42. Feelings are shallow, take a lick.
43. The biggest pain-I am not drunk, I can't get drunk, I can only pay the bill.
44. I don't want to drink, I don't want to, I can't control it.
45. If you are drunk and don't accept anyone, just hold the wall.
46. You asked me if I enjoyed drinking alone. I told you that I lacked too much in my life, except you.
47. If you can't reach the food, stand up.
48. When the wine enters the throat, there is a broken voice, as if singing in despair.
49. The commodity economy is in great circulation, and two cups are enlivened by opening up.
50. I feel deep and stuffy.
Ten golden sentences, the more interesting you read (it is recommended to keep them forever)
1, the bigger the temper, the worse the body, the warmer the temper, the deeper the reward; The louder the voice, the worse the cultivation, the lighter the voice and the thicker the virtue; The more impatient the temper, the lower the wisdom, the more stable the temper and the deeper the wisdom; The more virtuous a wife is, the less misfortune her husband has. The more kind her husband is, the more beautiful her wife is. The younger the child, the more secure the parents are, the kinder the parents are, and the more virtuous the child is. Be a square person and do things roundly; Little things are confused, big things are clear; Small victory depends on wisdom, and great victory depends on virtue; Being able to endure is smart, and being able to make it clear is smart; Take it easy and be happy all your life.
2. People's misfortune lies in ignoring what they have. I cling to what I have lost, and I'm worried about what I haven't got. You are obsessed with the past and the future, so you ignore what you have now. Don't dwell on the past, don't worry about tomorrow, and cherish what you have now!
If you expect too much from one thing, you will lose it. If you pay too much for a favor, you will be very tired. If you wait too long, you will get hurt. Remember, there are no difficulties in life, and there are no people who can't live without them. If you are not cherished and valued, learn to turn around beautifully. You can cry and feel distressed, but you can't despair. Tears today will be your growth tomorrow; Today's scars will be your strength tomorrow.
There are many people and things in this world that will disappoint you. The last thing you should do is to disappoint yourself. Remember, society is cruel, you have to live with temperature! Everyone's personality has some unacceptable parts, even the best people, don't be harsh on others and don't blame yourself.
5, life is like this: with the sunny people, the heart will not be dark; When you are with happy people, you often have a smile on your mouth; People who are enterprising will not lag behind in their actions; With generous people, you are not stingy; If you are with wise people, you will not be confused when you encounter difficulties; With smart people, you will become smart. Borrow people's wisdom and improve yourself. Learn from the best others and be the best yourself.
6. No matter how sincere you are, it is a lie when you meet someone who doubts you. No matter how simple people are, when they meet complicated people, they are all calculating. No matter how naive, it is a joke to meet a real person. No matter how professional a person is, it is a blank when he meets someone who doesn't understand. So, don't care too much about what others say about you. All you need is to do your best. I am me! Unique!
7. Disappointment is common in this world. People who are obedient to you can make you get what you want. If you don't care, no one or thing can satisfy you. If you live a lifetime, you need peace of mind, so why bother yourself? The heart is one inch wide and the road is ten feet wide.
8. Don't care what others think of you and say behind your back, because these words can't change the facts, but they may disturb your heart. I'm out of my mind. Everything is out of my mind. People who know you don't need to explain; People who don't understand you are not worth explaining. Please believe that people who really understand you will never deny you because you have something and you have nothing.
9, between pain and happiness, there is no you and me, only feelings; Between today and tomorrow, there is no time, only now; There is no distance between hell and heaven, only the change of heart; There is no difference between reincarnation and nirvana, only to let go!
10, accept what has happened. With a broad heart, tolerate those who are sorry for us. Adhere to the correct concept with an unchanging heart. Happily help people in need. Face difficult things with a relaxed heart. Appreciate things around you with a beautiful heart. Treat everyone sincerely. Share the happiness of others with a happy heart. Selflessly pass on successful experiences. Be grateful for what you have.
Interesting copy of nucleic acid detection circle of friends (commonly used 40 sentences)
Interesting nucleic acid detection circle of friends copied article 1. I never thought that disaster was so close to me! For individuals and families who are unfortunately infected, life and happy life come to an abrupt end. I hope to control the epidemic as soon as possible and save more lives and families!
2. There was once a lamp that tore a corner of the night with its own shimmer, and it needed thousands of people to relay, so that the world could not be extinguished.
The epidemic broke out again these two days, but because of the weather since the holiday, I didn't go shopping properly. Take precautions today, take your mobile phone and go out for a walk to relieve your nervousness.
You can't be arrogant if you are afraid, but you will be in trouble if you are fearless.
5. An epidemic has made us thoroughly understand life and understand a lot.
6. The crazy knocking at the door in the middle of the night almost scared me to death. It turned out that community workers went door to door and asked if they had done nucleic acid testing. The workers are really hard. I hope the epidemic will pass quickly and say goodbye to the virus.
7. Even if the night is long, it can't stop the dawn.
8. I feel that the epidemic is so close to me for the first time. The CDC called me last night and asked about my mother's itinerary for a whole hour. People from the hospital came to my house for nucleic acid testing at noon today. Although I didn't feel any discomfort, I was scared by the battle.
9. I only hope that after the epidemic is over, my life can start a new journey. Let everything now disappear with the end of the epidemic.
10. Ten years have passed, but I never expected to go back to primary school because of nucleic acid testing …
1 1. Pray that the epidemic will end soon and the people will be safe and healthy!
12. It is hypocritical to surrender without a fight; It is frivolous to be detached without suffering.
13. Although mountains and rivers are sick, it is not as hospitable as human beings.
14. It seems that XX has really returned to normal life. I'm really happy for them, and I'm really proud that I'm from China!
15.20XX, please take care. We isolated the virus, but not the love.
16. There are few people at noon. Come and test the nucleic acid. It's just that the medical staff are working too hard. Our family goes out at five o'clock in the morning and ends at ten o'clock in the evening. When can you stop the virus?
17. I hope that through this rough time, the mountains and rivers will be safe and the world will be peaceful.
18. This epidemic must not break out again. Everyone should be healthy.
19. Recently, I was infected by the epidemic and felt that life was too short and fragile.
20. Life is short, eat, drink and be merry, and hope to defeat the virus as soon as possible!
Interesting and tasty nucleic acid detection circle of friends replicate221. Heroes are everywhere in times of crisis.
22. Are you naked? Robe with my son. Have I nothing to wear? Take your son.
23. Winter has passed, the bright moon is in the sky, the epidemic is over, the world is still boiling with the Milky Way, and Shui Mu and Tsinghua are still the same!
24. Compared with health, fame is worthless, and compared with health, RV money is as light as a feather.
25. At present, some people consciously stay behind, some take the initiative to isolate, some bravely fight, and some die.
26. These warm people will make spring come earlier.
Although we have never met, you must be safe.
28. Just like a train passing through a dark tunnel, those difficult moments you encounter will eventually break through the tight encirclement and usher in vitality.
29. I really can't spit it out … Do you know how hot it is today … The medical staff wear protective clothing for nucleic acid testing all day, and it's too bitter at noon and night. Let's actively cooperate!
30. Your concealment is barbaric to everyone.
3 1. When winter leaves, the snow melts and the grass turns green. I believe there will be new meetings to continue the warmth.
32. I really don't want to be a nucleic acid. I'm afraid to spit out a bowl of instant noodles and let people know that I'm not doing well.
33. Many friends are waiting in line to make nucleic acids, even late at night. The epidemic prevention and control work in Xiamen has been done very well, and I'm actually not panicking. Life in Xiamen, a city I have loved for ten years, is really good.
34. Home mode is back on ... Express delivery is not allowed in and out of the community. I went out and got a box of horses, sweating all over. I can't imagine how angry the medical staff for nucleic acid testing will be ... This year, the medical staff at home are also on standby to participate in nucleic acid testing. It is really distressing. .
35. When people reach middle age, they gradually learn to be alone, learn to walk alone, like to get along with others, know how to be cautious and self-disciplined, and don't judge others at will, which is also a kind of accomplishment.
36. The third nucleic acid test report, everything is normal! Fully lift the ban!
37. Winter will pass, spring can be expected, mountains and rivers will be safe, and the world will be safe.
38. At the critical stage of the epidemic, listen to a mantra to break the epidemic, calm down and wish everything well.
39. What did you see, what do you remember, why were you moved, and why did you stay up all night?
40. If it weren't for the epidemic, I should be in the valley with my boyfriend and sister now, instead of waiting in line with my family for nucleic acid testing in the middle of the night.
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