Seek a play that is both funny and instructive. The so-called educational significance is to do things calmly. Well, only today. Speed. . In urgent need.

Exam madness-cloud

Xiaoling sleeps on the table.

Iverson lost a book with him. Get out.

Xiao Wu came in and took Xiao Ai's seat.

Xiao Ai (entering): Oh, man, this is really confusing. Are you kidding? Don't you see, I've already occupied this seat!

Xiao Wu: Ding is Ding and Mao is Mao. Actually, I took it before you!

Xiao Ai: I came early in the morning. Why didn't I see you?

Wu: I took it last night.

Xiao Ai: The last row is my patent! For it, I get up early every day, grab the head and bleed like a river. I can't lose this position!

Xiao Wu: The last row is my pride. This place is unique. If you want to get rid of me from here (AI:-Why? ) I advise you to pull it off early!

Xiaoling woke up: What was that noise?

It's a waste of youth to quarrel in such a sacred classroom early in the morning!

Do you know what mistake you made? Huh?

Xiao Ai: Yes.

Wu: Let's stop arguing.

Xiaoling: What you can't forgive is that you woke me up!

Iverson sat in front of Xiaoling.

Xiao Ai: Last but not least, develop style. Dude, take the exam as I say!

Wu: Huh? Today's exam?

Xiaoling: Really? My hands are numb today!

Xiao Ai: Scared?

Xiao Wu: Did you sleep?

Xiaoling: None of them are right! I'm tired of playing with grass!

Xiao Ai: Hey, I think I spent the middle of the night burning a lamp and boiling oil!

Xiao Wu: Oh, have you studied hard?

Xiaoling: Do you also play with grass?

Xiao Ai: Oh, I'm thinking about the exam strategy!

Xiao Wu and Xiaoling leaned over: What do you think?

Xiao Ai laughed wildly: I tell you, this is a great move!

Xiao Wu and Xiaoling: Come on!

Xiao Ai: Copy from the book-(picks up the book)

Xiaoling: Go to hell!

Wu: Good idea! Why didn't I think of that?

Xiaoling: Come on. You call this a trick?

Well, to ease the tension, I'll give you a humorous quiz.

Xiao Yi and Xiao Wu ignored her.

Xiaoling: Say, how many steps are there in the exam answer sheet?

Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu leaned in: How many steps are there?

Xiaoling: Three steps!

Step 1: Write down your name. (Both nod)

Step 2: Read the topic again! (Both nod)

Step 3:-hand in the roll paper!

Xiao Ai: Hand in a blank sheet of paper!

Wu: What's the problem?

Xiaoling: I'll give you another question; Say, who didn't come to the exam today?

Xiao Ai: Who can't take the exam today? Xiaoling?

Xiaoling: I'm not here!

Xiao Ai: Look around, Wu?

Xiao Wu: Yes!

Xiao Ai: Ah! I see-little moxa!

Wu: You came for nothing! It's not the same whether you come or not!

Xiaoling: Answer, teacher! Not yet!

The teacher came in.

Three people are startled: coming? Why did you come without saying anything? Oh, dear! (noisy)

Teacher: What's your name? Did the toad come in?

Three people laughed.

Teacher: Be serious! What about this exam! No professional ethics at all! What is the most important thing these days? Score! On and off, your lifeblood! (Laughter) Exams are our magic weapon!

Xiao Ai: Copy, copy, our unique skill!

Teacher: Give out the roll paper quickly! Don't come early after the exam. What time is it now? The exam has started for half an hour! What did you do?

Curly hair

Teacher: The exam time is * * * two hours! Don't hand in the papers for more than an hour! Students who want to answer questions, please pick up the pen. Students who don't want to answer questions, please rest in place. Students who want to go to the toilet-please restrain yourself!

Xiao Ai: I think teachers are better.

He is a mouse looking for a cat as an escort-unreasonable demands!

Xiaoling: Exactly! Is he a legendary rapper, or why can't he keep mumbling?

Teacher: Be quiet! You are quieter than a tree! Do you know how serious a mistake you have made? Heavier than the salt sea!

Three people copy.

Teacher: (referring to Xiao Ai) Please don't copy this classmate!

Xiao Wu and Xiaoling: I didn't copy it!

The teacher came to Xiao Ai: Classmate, stop copying!

Xiao Ai: How do you know? I copied it in my desk!

Teacher: You dropped the board in front of your desk. I saw it!

Xiao Ai: (looking at it) Ouch! have bad luck

The teacher confiscated Xiao Ai's roll paper, and Xiao Ai just wanted to get up and go.

Teacher: Sit down! Go out in an hour!

The teacher went to see Xiao Wu, who took the roll paper to the table and copied it.

Teacher: Come on, come on, stop pretending!

I despise you people who cheat with books most. You have no technical content at all.

How did you copy it? Like this? Like this?

Wu: Lower it! Lower it!

Teacher: (confiscating Xiao Wu's roll paper) You also sit and reflect. Why did you cheat with this book?

Xiao Wu: I don't want to take the book either! I can't play grass as well as her (Xiaoling)!

Xiaoling stared at Xiao Wu.

Teacher: That's right. Remember to mow the grass next time! I like this kind of hard-working child.

Teacher: Time is up! Hand in the papers.

Put away the roll paper.

Teacher: OK. Remember to take the advanced math exam this afternoon! (below)

Xiao Ai: Ah! Still taking the advanced math exam in the afternoon?

Xiaoling: Ah! ! Take the exam in the afternoon! (Picking up grass) What did you take just now?

Wu: Gao ... number? ! What kind of tree is that?

Three people: study how to mow the grass!

The teacher came in (all teachers can dress up alone).

Xiao Ai: Chinese teacher!

Teacher: Xiao Ai, how is your composition? (Roll paper to Xiao Ai)

Xiao Ai: What's the matter?

Teacher: You read it.

Xiao Ai: "My teacher", my teacher has an oval face ...

Teacher: Wait, (takes out a big sign to write claws) Are you a melon with a melon face? You wrote that my teacher has a claw face!

Xiao Ai: Teacher, paw face is also a face. Can't you make do with it?

Teacher: Keep reading.

Xiao Ai: My teacher is beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. ...

Teacher: Stop! You wrote so much. It's beautiful. Why? Just write it to the end!

Xiao Ai: Teacher, isn't the composition required to be no less than 500 words?

Teacher: So you only paint beautiful pictures?

Xiao Ai: Isn't it required to write true feelings? This is all my feelings!

Teacher: Hum, tell you, you are only 496 words!

Xiao Ai: Oh! Then add: how beautiful!

Teacher: Look at your translation of ancient Chinese. Touch the tree and die.

Xiao Ai: Find an old pagoda tree to hang yourself!

Teacher: Why is it an old pagoda tree? Look, you explain words, explain death, and you write death!

Xiao Ai: Oh, I want to write to death!

Teacher: (with a helpless face) You, you hung up again!

Xiao Ai: Give me another chance! I have rebuilt it five times!

Teacher: OK, I'll give you a chance. I've heard of pemphigus, and I'm comfortable with it, right? You can make sentences easily, and I'll give them to you when it's right!

Xiao Ai: Do you have any fish? ! Fish ... fish, fish swim in the water, and there are fish in the blade. ...

Teacher: (Laughter) Congratulations, you won-

Iverson: Have you passed?

Teacher: (it doesn't matter) the sixth chance to rebuild. (below)

Xiaoling and Xiaowu: Forget it. Come and study the grass with high number.

The teacher came in.

Xiao Wu: Philosophy teacher!

Teacher: Xiao Wu!

Wu: Yes!

Teacher: Look at your roll paper!

My question is: this is the question, please answer.

what did you say ?

Xiao Wu: This is the answer. Please give points ... Is there a mistake?

Teacher: Is this a question?

Teacher: You-OK, next,

Essay question: What is courage? Why didn't you answer it?

Xiao Wu: I answered!

Teacher: Just five words!

Wu: (reading) This is courage! That's right! Then I handed in my paper without answering the following questions. How well I explained my courage!

Teacher: You-you wait to hang up!

Xiao Wu: Teacher! Give me another chance! I hung up fifteen times!

Teacher: Then let me ask you two questions. It depends on your nature. ...

Wu: Two-too many!

Teacher: OK, the first question is correct! If you don't answer the second question, I will let you pass. How many hairs do you have?

Xiao Wu: I wish I were bald.

Teacher: Answer!

Xiaowu: 123456789!

Teacher: How do you know?

Xiao Wu: Teacher, I don't have to answer the second question!

Teacher: OK! Very good! Very good! Take it (pass a piece of paper)

Wu: This is-

Teacher: Reconstruction Act! (below)

Xiaoling and Xiao Ai: To learn advanced mathematics-

The teacher came in.

Xiaoling: English teacher! (trying to run)

Teacher: Xiaoling, why are you running? No breakfast!

Xiaoling: I didn't eat-

Teacher: I saw you eating this morning!

Xiaoling:-Have breakfast tomorrow!

Teacher: Xiaoling, look at the roll paper. None of your reading comprehension is correct! Did you just choose the topic without looking at it at all?

Xiaoling: No!

Teacher: How dare you quibble!

Xiaoling: I didn't even look at the question, just the answer!

Teacher: And your composition! Why does it look familiar?

Xiaoling: Does it look strange? Read and understand the first sentence of each paragraph.

Teacher: Xiaoling, you should wake up! You this time-

Xiaoling: Ah! Teacher, I failed five or five times, no, fifty times! Can't hang up any more!

Teacher: it's not that I didn't give it to you ... this ... for example, can you translate what evening dress means?

(to the audience) This is an evening dress!

Xiaoling looked at Xiao Yi and Xiao Wu.

Xiao Ai: Night is night, right? Perfect for big games!

Xiao Wu: clothes are clothes, MM is always clamoring to buy them!

Xiaoling: Oh! Teacher, I know! It's a night suit!

The teacher shook his head. (below)

Xiaoling: No, I have to find a teacher! You two take your time! (below)

Xiao Ai: Forget it. Grass may be useless. I'm leaving, too.

Wu: What about that? Hand in a blank sheet of paper?

Xiao Ai: Of course, I can't hand in a blank sheet of paper. I'm going to recite the most difficult questions now, and then write them on a roll of paper to answer them myself! (below)

Xiao Wu: He has a personality. (just want to leave)

The teacher came in.

Xiao Wu: Head teacher!

Teacher: Xiao Wu, I want to talk to you.

Wu: Ah!

Teacher: Last exam asked: What is the principle of this reaction? What did you answer?

Xiao Wu:-Physical principles.

Teacher: Is there such an answer?

Wu: Really ... a chemical principle?

Teacher: Xiao Wu! What can you do at this rate? Why don't you like studying?

Xiao Wu:-Don't like my major!

Teacher: Environmental worker? Do you know what environmental workers do?

Xiao Wu: Sanitation workers.

Teacher: It's environmental engineering!

Wu: Oh? What shall I do after graduation?

Teacher: ... sanitation worker.

Xiao Wu: I heard that it is used to treat sewage.

Teacher: (excited) Who said anything about sewage treatment? -but also to control air pollution!

Xiao Wu: How to control the atmosphere?

Teacher: I don't understand this! I teach water pollution treatment!

Xiao Wu: It's still for sewage treatment.

Teacher: Did your mother see your summer vacation results?

Wu: Yes.

Teacher: Really? You really sent it?

Wu: Of course!

Teacher: What did your mother tell you?

Xiao Wu: My mother said nothing. What report cards does the school issue?

Teacher: ... you go.

Wu: I can't leave.

Teacher: Why?

Wu: It's not the curtain call yet!

Four people on the same stage curtain call.

Difficult to wash feet

Contemporary times

Location: the home of a city resident.

Character, student, mother, father

[In the living room, mother is packing, and pupils put things on the footbath]

Little mother!

Mom, what are you doing?

I, I, ... ..

Mom, you want to help me, don't you? Mom is not old and doesn't need you!

I think it's a little mother. ...

Mom, don't think about anything, just study! Study hard, your mother and I are happier than anything else!

Little mother, our teacher left homework today!

Mom, what's there? Quite normal! Teachers don't leave homework, and students don't do homework. What's the point? When it comes to reducing burdens, farmers can pay less for reducing burdens. What are the benefits of reducing the burden on children? If you can't get into college by then, can't you make more points?

Little mother! It's not homework like that!

Mom, the homework is still the same! What else could it be?

Small is two different things!

Mom is not afraid of anything! Didn't we agree? Your father is in charge of tutoring Chinese, and I am, tutoring math, but I can't. We have to tighten our belts, eat or drink, and get you a tutor, at least a master's degree or a doctor's degree. Why hasn't your father come back yet? Don't delay today's tutoring!

Little mother, today's homework is really different from peacetime!

Mom's different? Can you still dial the flowers? Is it a brain teaser or something? Then you can't beat your mother. Your mother can not only answer, but also make it up! Don't believe me, I'll make one up for you?

Little mother, please hear me out!

Mom, don't waste your precious time! You said, what homework?

The little teacher said that today's homework is very simple!

Mom, are you still so embarrassed? Look at you! What is the homework?

Little yes, wash your feet!

Mom, what what? Wash feet? Give it to me?

Small [nod]

Mom [laughs] Haha, I said son, did you hear me wrong?

No, that's what the teacher said!

Mom washes her feet? Isn't this nonsense? What kind of homework is this?

Little teacher can be serious!

Mom, son, let me ask you something. Did you do anything wrong today?

Small!

Mom, is that your class?

Small! Our class was also named Red Flag Squadron!

Mom, is the teacher kidding you?

I don't like it, but also let us wash our feet and write about our feelings!

Mom, you must be mistaken. The teacher wants to punish you!

Small. Wow! Teachers always praise us for our hard work and discipline!

Mom, that's your teacher eating too much!

Little mother! How can you talk?

Mom, is this weird? What is it to leave homework for children to wash their feet? I remember! Your teacher must be a little teacher, a new teacher and inexperienced in teaching!

Small mistake! Our teacher is a super teacher, older than you!

Mom, then he must be confused about the situation to come up with such a famous method!

How can you think that, Xiao?

Mom, what do I think? I put my child beside him just to let him study hard, get into a good university and find a good job in the future, but how is he? How dare he come up with such an idea?

Small home, how nice! Don't you see?

Is mom kind? That's how he practices! Wasting feet since childhood, isn't it to train our children to go to the bathhouse?

Isn't this cultivating love? It's not that my oil bottle fell, you called mom and dad to come quickly! Come on! Don't panic, don't panic, don't move, let mom come, and a bottle of sesame oil will be used up!

Hello, mom! Why do you say that? This is called the price, the price of growth! Knowledge is power, scores are the future, just a bottle of oil! Worth it!

Is it just a bottle of oil? That day, you forgot to turn off the liquefied gas. I want to turn it off. You said silently, never mind, never mind anything, the fire almost burned your face!

Mom, nothing happened!

What's more, that time your tap was on, and I tried to turn it off, but you wouldn't let it go. As a result, the water suddenly came, not only flowing all over the room, but also flooding a family downstairs. You not only apologized to others, but also thanked them!

Anyway, mom didn't delay your homework! However, I wronged you! Remember that night! You sit at your desk, the lamp is on, the water waves are rippling underground, and you look like a sailor!

Xiao Ye said! I miss my grandparents in the countryside and so many friends in the countryside. I want to visit them on Sunday, summer vacation and winter vacation, but you just won't let me go!

Mom, isn't that afraid of wasting your time? Besides, don't your grandparents have me and your father?

Xiao, don't you like to sing "Come home often"? (Singing) "Find some leisure, find some time ..."

Mom, that's just singing!

Your attitude makes me disheartened about everything. I don't care about anything except studying all day I don't ask anything. I am a robot!

Mom, right?

Small is right! Have you forgotten? Once, you had a bad cold and your fever was 40 degrees. You can't even get up or cook. Come home from school, don't cook, and shout when you come up?

Mom, I was so sad that day! If you want to really get better, you won't be angry!

Finally, you have to shake and shake and cook for me!

Mom, I hate it. I have a cold. I'm afraid I'll keep you from eating. Can't eat, nutrition can't keep up. I'm afraid my brain will suffer, or I'm afraid I'll delay your study!

You only think about me, but who will think about you?

Mom, stop thinking and study hard! Mom, whatever!

How about a small frying pan? When you were cooking that day, your head was dizzy and you almost fell into the oil pan. You almost fell to the ground while serving food, and your feet were broken!

Mom, at that time, my son was a general He doesn't move, his face doesn't change color, his heart doesn't jump, and Taishan doesn't bend over!

Xiao Ye said! The whole cold-blooded animal

Mom, let's not talk about this, okay? I said son, are you still worried about mom's feet? It's okay, it's okay, it's ready!

Little mother, let me wash your feet! Huh?

Mom, don't

Take a bath! Please.

If mom can't do it, she can't do it. Wash it once today, and there will be a second time and a third time. You can wash clothes, cook, sweep the floor and take out the garbage, help the elderly cross the street, take the children to find their mothers, scratch grandpa and tell stories to grandma.

Isn't this all a good thing?

Mom, I'm not saying it's not a good thing, but these are all delays in study. I forbid anything that delays learning, and I object to anything that has nothing to do with learning!

Not small! I want to wash it today!

Mom, I won't let you wash it today!

Wash it when you are young!

Mom, don't

[Two people arguing, Dad]

Dad, hey, hey, what are you doing?

Mom, where have you been? Come back so late?

Dad, I went to their school for a parent-teacher conference this afternoon. I met an education expert and invited them to dinner at night!

Mom, just right! You can also talk to experts and ask them to give their opinions. What is this thing run by the school?

Dad, what's wrong? Are you so angry?

Mom, what do you want the students to do? Guess what? Let them wash my feet! What's this called?

Dad, ow. This!

Little dad, do you agree?

Mom, how dare he?

Dad, don't be so angry, okay? You want me to talk!

Mom, tell me about it. What did the experts say?

Dad, experts say that nowadays education generally attaches importance to intellectual development, that is, developing IQ, ignoring personality cultivation and emotional education. Now we should make up this lesson and strengthen EQ education!

Mom, what is EQ education?

Dad, actually! It is also very simple, that is, to educate children to have love!

Mom, does love still need education and cultivation?

Dad, it's natural. Experts say that love is like a bud, which is buried in a child's heart and needs careful care and care. If you don't do it well, it will dampen children's love and affect their growth!

Mom, is it so serious?

Dad doesn't believe it? This is a diary given to me by an expert. Listen, this child's heart, his mother, pays attention to his study blindly, and ignores everything else, which deeply hurts the child's heart!

Mom, then read it!

Dad, then I'll read straight! 6543810.2, I bought a pair of rubber gloves for my mother, because she often uses water and is afraid of the cold, but she didn't even look at it! 65438+10.3, mom still didn't use the gloves I bought! 65438+10.4, I can't find that glove! 6543810.5, I asked my mother about the gloves, but she said she didn't see them, obviously she took them herself! 65438 10 7, I found that pair of gloves beside the garbage dump. I'm so sad! On February 2, my mother treated me as a learning machine, regardless of my feelings! It's boring to be alive! On February 5th, since my mother won't let me do anything, I won't do anything! On February 9, I secretly went outside to play for a long time and lied to her that I had gone to make up lessons! How's it going? Still studying?

Mom, this mom is so careless!

Small as a landlord!

Mom, how could she do this?

Dad, do you know whose diary this is?

Mom, whose is it?

Little me!

Mom, yours? Is it really yours?

Small is! Mom, I used to be a little sorry for you!

How's dad? Accept the love of your precious son!

Little mother, just let me wash your feet once! Ah!

Mom, no, no. ...

Dad, wash it, son, so that I don't have to do it again!

Mother virtue!

Little mother, help me!

Mom, well, you do the physics experiment again, write two compositions, do 30 math problems and recite 100 English words.

After all this trouble, you still won't let me wash it