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Talking about the new harness
It is inevitable that the hand that complains about time writes love as love.
If you mess with me again, I'll sing the divine comedy and whip for you.
Life is only ten years, cherish your only rings.
It's not that I don't know I have always understood your left hug and right hug.
Life without you is like the sun without sunshine.
Its blue face is dragging a long white line, which is its tears.
Living in a world without you is more painful than any punishment.
Lying is a man's privilege, being cheated is a woman's patent …
The ex-girlfriend looks like a biological one, and the post-girlfriend looks like an adopted one.
I have an extraordinary heart, but live an ordinary life. !
Time is always so fast, I graduated in the blink of an eye, and I can't bear it.
Smile in the face of this cold world, and get used to it and get warm!
What is the use of love? If not, you won't be lonely.
You said that love is a kind of chronic vagrancy, and no one wants to sacrifice in the scenery.
Happiness has feet and will run away by itself.
Living is a war, and if you don't work hard, you will be wiped out by others.
I treat the loneliness of two people with one person's persistence.
People are always sad, and only when they are sad can they write good things.
If you can't forget yesterday, there will be no better tomorrow.
Self-portrait is not narcissism, just want you to see me well!
Faded youth, I want to pick up a brush to re-color you.
"I can live less proudly, but I will never be humble.
I am stupid sometimes, especially when I do something wrong.
Self-destruction, self-mutilation, self-directing, self-acting, self-entertainment and self-sufficiency.
Waiting is not asking you to come back. But to find an excuse not to leave.
The Water Margin tells us that you can't achieve anything by following the wrong eldest brother.
Nine times out of ten, life is unsatisfactory, so don't complain too much.
No matter how beautiful love is, it can't escape the fate of withering.
Chastity is the best dowry for a woman before marriage.
Want to be an optimistic person, every kind of rain is not cold.
Some things are hidden in our hearts forever, which doesn't mean being forgotten. "
Quietly think about whether you are also a kind of greed.
Everything has a beginning and never ends.
Memory, your face, is slowly replaced by dust.
When we are together, we quarrel every day. When we were apart, we began to miss each other.
What a wonderful life, it is worth cherishing.
How sunny it is to give yourself a belief.
It turns out that the world of love is so big that it can hold a hundred kinds of grievances;
There are many setbacks in one's life, so you need to face them bravely.
When we were young, we were all addicted to sad words.
What I asked for is completely different from what you gave me.
Is it beautiful to stay in the past, or to gently pick up the smile of memories?
It is a real man to fall down and get up with a smile.
You're just a passer-by, I'm just passing by, we're just passing by.
Some people say that you can tell whether a person loves you or not in an argument.
Before you do anything, you should leave yourself a way out.
If love leaves reality, it is not love, but ambiguity.
The night played the last glimmer of hope, but when it was dim, it was still lying.
Give me a bag of rice today and I'll give you a grain tomorrow.
Women, sweet-mouthed, hard-hearted, do things absolutely.
Life can stop and rest, but it can't move forward.
I miss that if there is a sound, I'm afraid you are already deafening!
It is time that proves love and money that destroys it.
Only when the tide is low will you know who is swimming naked!
School performance cannot represent future social performance.
Always care about what others think of you, then you will always be a slave to others.
Smile in early autumn-sharing interesting phrases
1. I am an animal when I take off my clothes, and the devil wears Prada when I put on my clothes.
2. The man that women hate most is Chen Shimei; Man's favorite woman is Pan Jinlian.
I can tell many stories, from those suitable for all ages to those unsuitable for children.
4, some people are alive, he is dead, some people are alive, he should have died!
5, two big lies in life: love you all your life, this dress is particularly thin.
If you dare to leave me, I will curse you for eating instant noodles without seasoning packets.
7. When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.
8. Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.
9. No matter how many times you turn around, your ass is still behind you.
10, ask what the world is, and the sage answers: waste.
1 1. What is a rich man? Someone who uses perfume as an air freshener.
12, when I paid the phone bill, I found that what I said was very valuable.
13, when you want to praise a person's beauty, you can say "no pS trace"; So is hurting others.
14, you drink medicine, I take the bottle, you hang yourself, I take the rope, you jump off the building, I shout, come on, come on.
15, the flower of the motherland, it blooms and I pinch one.
16, what are you pretending to be tender? Wrinkles on the face can kill flies.
17, the person who holds you in the palm of his hand will put you at the foot of Wuxing Mountain one day.
18, will you stop it? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth.
19, the century is very dangerous, go back to your Jurassic.
It is said that we are the flowers of the motherland. Why am I the one who gets hurt?
2 1, I'm still lamenting the small waist in those days. Look at it now, I hate it in my spare time.
22. Mom said: Not necessarily an angel with wings, maybe Lei Zhenzi.
23, everyone looked for him for thousands of Baidu, suddenly looking back, it turned out to be an idiot.
24. It's best not to use your own photo for your avatar, otherwise it's unlucky to go offline.
25. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?
Let's talk about beautiful love: even this bright flame of love, is it only ashes? , a touch of time, a touch of injury.
1, a person who trusts literature and art often has childish things in his bones, which makes them unpractical, unsuitable for life, immature, unsociable and not easy to be happy.
Being liked by someone who doesn't like it is far more painful than liking someone who doesn't like you.
3. If I am in your heart, what's the harm of not passing the fish book? What if I'm not in your heart and blue is wet?
4. I can't see through your mind and feel your mood. I walk on the edge carefully, and I'm worried that you will get angry and drive me out of your world.
One day, I will be a little old lady, because my mind is already a Wang Yang.
If only I couldn't love you.
7. Move forward in pain and live in loneliness forever.
8, many times without warning, sadness and joy can drown me in an instant.
9. The world is too big to meet you and too small to lose you.
10, I think you are very happy, because you can choose to love me or not. And I can only choose to love you or love you more.
1 1, why not send me a spring rain? So even if I cry in the rain, I won't let you see it.
Even this bright flame of love will only be ashes? , a touch of time, a touch of injury.
13, it is unique only because I met it and fell in love with it.
14, I don't know what I am doing, but it is gone forever.
15, I lie in the wind of memories and keep warm with my thoughts of you.
16. The reason why the earth is round is because God wants those who are lost or lost to meet again.
Laugh, just to hide the scars in my heart.
1, I have loved him all my life, but he already has a heart.
Your heart moves with you, and time stands still because of you.
What you care about is the reason why I am happy.
4, laugh, just to cover up the scars in my heart!
Thank you for giving me stability, a stable heart.
6, don't care about what you don't care about, care about what is worth caring about.
7, you are a wall in my heart, blocking the trauma.
8. We separated, leaving only time and memories.
9. Love you, miss you, love you, miss you, and never stop!
10, intimate friends are more rare than lovers, and friends last longer than love.
1 1, sadness is a gorgeous rhythm that plays an unforgettable melody.
12, I don't care about the black and white of the world, I just want to leave in loneliness.
13, it is always wise and fools who say they love you forever.
14, the most beautiful thing about youth is not dreams, but people who follow your dreams.
15, life is a magnificent feast. If you are drunk, you won't complain about the harm of leaving.
16, lonely reality tells itself, true or false, a scene.
17, there is a kind of love called letting go, and there is a kind of pain after letting go.
18, I want to hold you and say I love you, but I'm afraid I'll talk nonsense when I see you.
19, I have some worries in my heart, but some love can't be balanced and …
Be hard on yourself now, maybe you will be happier in the future.
2 1, happiness is in your own hands, not someone else's mouth.
22. When sadness flows into the river, I will forget you completely.
23. If you cling to the past too tightly, how can you make room to embrace the present?
24. Let bygones be bygones, and let bygones be bygones now.
25. Many things are between "no injustice" and "melodramatic".
26. Only oneself know whether it hurts or not, and only oneself know if it remains unchanged.
Love is right. The mistake is that we are in a hurry to love before we learn to love.
28. Don't like sadness too much, or you will let happiness leave home and go far away.
29. Tell me about my thoughts about you with a blooming time.
What is sad is not parting, but the feeling of missing after parting.
3 1, I hope there will be a big tree to support a green ocean for me in the future.
32. Some people are destined to wait for others, while others are destined to be waited for.
Tears keep falling, but I still can't forget the love you brought me.
34. In your heart, having me is enough ~ In my heart, having you is enough.
I like the color of the sky, the smell of the wind, the depth of the sea and your voice.
36. I told my air conditioner from the bottom of my heart that it's good to have you. How can I live without you!
37. Sometimes, there is no next time, no chance to start again, no pause to continue.
38. When you really believe that everything will be fine, everything will be really fine.
39. Emotion is like a bystander. I can't control it and I don't want it to control me.
40. A person who knows how to position himself is the one who really lives well.
4 1, the disappearing smiling face still echoed yesterday, but the beautiful moment was lost to time again and again.
42. Write a favorite story wholeheartedly and love a person worthy of love all your life.
I tried to end the story, but I didn't expect it to be an ellipsis.
44. Being too concerned will become a fetter, and being lost for too long will become a pain.
45. Hugging your arms, warmth, sweetness and satisfaction are all so unique.
46. Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what cannot be changed.
47. Don't forget what you once owned, don't give up what belongs to you, and keep what you lost as a memory.
48. One person will like the warmth of two people for a long time, and two people will like the freedom of one person for a long time.
49. In the world of two people, there is always a laugh, a quarrel and a coax.
50. There is no happiness when you should laugh, no tears when you should cry, and no commitment when you should write.
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