Be a happy self and have a good talk.

At that time, you were young and liked to pretend to be literary. Now that you are well, you only like money. The following is what I have sorted out to be a happy self. Welcome to read!

1, don't comfort me, just look in the mirror and you'll feel better. Don't disturb everyone.

2. After a busy night, I finally fed the mosquitoes! The bodies were packed one by one.

Your skin is the most magical part of your body, which can be large or small, thick or thin, or even dispensable.

If being fat is also a crime, then I have been guilty.

I am used to your love, so I won't allow you to betray me.

6, life can not be like cooking, all the ingredients are ready to cook.

7. I never talk about people. I'm always talking about myths.

8. Don't show your circle of friends for three days. I don't want to watch it all day.

9. I thought you were decadent, only to find that you have been heartless.

10, this fairy watches the celestial phenomena at night, and the teenagers who love me will become more and more promising and more capable.

1 1, like something, don't ask others if it looks good. Like is better than all truth, and principle is not equal to my pleasure.

12, I am so handsome, mainly thanks to my parents. If they hadn't given me this mouth, I wouldn't be talking nonsense here.

13, the word "life" made my brain twitch and my spinal cord convulsed for more than 20 years. Never got to the point.

14. If I take off my singles day, I will never copy the ink of the four classical novels.

15, three tragedies in life: too familiar to be a lover, too hungry to eat, just can't sleep.

16, yesterday has passed, and tomorrow and the future should be cherished.

17, love is nothing more than two outcomes: either, go home separately, or, Nima becomes my mother.

18, excuse me, miss, would you please take your chest out of my hand?

19. In hahaha's eyes, all diseases originated from not drinking water, not eating vegetables and not going to bed early.

20. Why do some people like to show their ankles, because this may be the thinnest part of their bodies.

2 1, don't think how awesome you are, no matter how powerful perfume, you can't make a leek box.

22. Although I was dumbfounded by Xueba's achievements, the speed at which I handed in my thesis absolutely stunned Xueba.

23. Stop chasing the bus and chase me. I'm slow and a little cute.

24. Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

25. I came quietly, walked quietly, waved a dagger, and left no one alive.

26, watch the fans die behind, turn around and scare off millions of heroes.

27. Losing is more terrible than not getting it, because it has one more process.

Talking to the person you like is like talking to God. You said they never responded.

29. A day is actually very short. As soon as the computer is turned on and off, it will pass.

30. The world is so dark, who should I give my heart to?

3 1, take you to heaven, or throw you into hell with your own hands.

You have the right to abandon me, and I have the strength to make you regret it.

33. Getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleeping again.

I love you in every way you know or don't know.

Don't play hard too seriously. Anyway, no one can leave the game alive in the end.

36. I came quietly, walked quietly, waved a dagger, and left no one alive.

You must hold your head high so that others can't see your double chin.

38. When you throw a stone, it is often you who trip. When you dig a hole, you often jump by yourself.

I just want to be myself. Please forgive me if I have offended you.

40. I am in a good mood today. I'm going to treat myself and put more salt in my cooking at night.

4 1, spring has passed, what are you still doing in spring? It turns out that spring has no season!

42. If you can't be cruel to others, be cruel to yourself. If you force yourself to be stronger, no one dares to be hard on you.