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Jia's description scene
The fifth chapter is the same as the third section of "Jun" and "Hou".
The queen's illness is also a "miracle" in the palace. Every few days, she gets sick for no reason.
"What's the matter?" Puyi came over and saw Wanrong leaning on the kang, knowing that her old illness had been committed again.
"Today, I am a little out of place again." Even when talking, Wanrong is a fragile look.
"Send the doctor quickly and call Tong Chenghai!" Every time, Puyi fidgeted like a fire.
It is often Sun who calls for a doctor. Tong and his son are both famous imperial doctors in the palace, and his father Tong is the "purlin" of the imperial palace. All intractable diseases in the uterus are treated. Besides him, there is also a "deputy hall" in Thai hospital, called Zhao, who is his right-hand man. Dr. Tong is called "Plaster Boy".
That sounds amazing! A eunuch was ill and found him on purpose. He immediately gave two or two plasters as medicine. What a big dose! Eunuchs dare not eat. "This is called the right medicine. Don't worry, I'm a medicine for removing fire. I can cure a fever. Go to dinner ... "Unexpectedly, it took effect immediately after taking the medicine, and the disease was actually better.
His usual jargon looks like a joke: "The poor eat plaster and the rich drive the antelope."
Contrary to his father's bold medical style, Tong Chenghai was timid and prescribed a small dose of medicine. Every time after seeing a doctor, Puyi always doubles the dose according to the prescription. Puyi trusted such a cautious doctor and later took him to Manchukuo, where he still served as the "imperial doctor" of the imperial court. What reassures Puyi most is that he is honest, especially in the treatment of gynecological diseases, and he is a rare expert in treating concubines.
Every time Wan Rong falls ill, if Dr. Tong is on duty in the hospital, he will arrive as quickly as possible. If he is not on duty, Puyi will call his home. Soon, Dr. Tong was dressed up and walked into the charming dormitory without looking at anything else.
Seeing Wanrong this time, Dr. Tong said hello first, and then took a few steps forward. "Slaves are the master's pulse."
Then, he put Wanrong's outstretched hand on the "pulse pillow" on the coffee table to feel the pulse. Throughout the process, Wanrong always turned his back on him. When he felt the pulse of one hand for her, Wanrong turned to the other hand. When she reached out her other hand, Dr. Tong knelt down to feel her pulse, so her face turned to the other side.
At this time, Sun He has been standing by to supervise the matter. When both hands have felt the pulse, Dr. Tong stepped back and knelt down and said to him, "I feel the master's pulse, and the pulse in the left inch is slightly slippery, and the pulse in the right inch is mysterious ..."
"Go down," said Dr. Tong, and Puyi waved him down to write a medical record. After that, he quickly presented a yellow paper list with the source of the disease, the prescription and the price of how much money. After seeing it, Puyi asked him to take it to the pharmacy for medicine. Sometimes, Puyi first asked the doctors in Taiyuan to draw up a prescription, then asked other doctors for advice, and changed several medicines before taking medicine.
When decocting medicine, it is more complicated. The eunuchs' heads, descendants, teachers, and others were present to monitor. After the traditional Chinese medicine is decocted, it should be filtered with a special gauze screen, and then Sun Hehui will taste the medicine separately in advance. After a period of time, nothing happened, and Puyi left.
Before, he had to personally watch the eunuch put the medicine in a special box and lock it with a special lock. Wan Rong can take medicine before going to bed. At this time, the sun to kneel to leave:
"Master, take the medicine."
"Alas, this medicine is too bitter." She knew that Dr. Tong's medicine was bitter before she tasted it.
At this time, the little eunuch had warmed up the soup and medicine, so she had to bow her head and serve it for her. According to the rules handed down from the palace, she had to watch the lock open with her own eyes and then take out the warm Chinese medicine fried in the box. After taking the medicine, the maid-in-waiting served mouthwash. After washing, she waved her hand gently, and the eunuch and maid-in-waiting could leave, and she fell asleep peacefully.
"When you enter, you will become a doctor." Looking at Dr. Sun's pet, I was very jealous. He fantasized that one day he would become a superb Chinese medicine practitioner, so he sprouted the idea of self-teaching Chinese medicine, and tried his best to find a book called "Medicinal Nature Fu" and recited this boring medical book day and night. It's not easy to "sink into the sea"! He was really tired, but he still crustily skin of head recited.
Until one day, he finally recited "Medicinal Nature Fu" word for word and said to himself, "I can achieve this goal!" In fact, the realization of this goal is nowhere to be seen. He had no choice but to stare and bury this wish deeply in his heart.
Whenever night falls, Wanrong is bored, often sitting in a stuffy chair with a lonely lamp silently, or standing up and sighing outside the window.
In the evening, after dinner, she has nothing to do anymore and always wants to find something. In this way, she added an unnecessary question. When she went to bed to comb her hair, she took off the "scratch" and braided all her hair. She still combs it back the next morning, 365 days a year, every day.
"Somebody!" Hearing Sun Wanrong's call, Yao Ting hurried to her.
"Shouer, give you this candy." Wanrong handed him some sweets bought from foreign companies.
"Should you go to work?" It seems that Wan Rong is in a good mood.
"Slave is ..."
"Where is Zhao Xingzhen? Where did he go? "
"He's not here."
"Here," Wanrong grabbed a handful of candy. "Let's share it."
Sun counted, enough for one person to share six pieces of sugar. He had a brainwave and wanted to eat two more pieces, so he only gave Zhao Xingzhen four pieces of candy, thinking that Wan Rong wouldn't want that much.
Unexpectedly, the next morning, as soon as we met, we asked Zhao Xingzhen, "How many sweets did you eat?"
"Four pieces?" He was stumped by this question.
"Call ChunShouLai!"
As soon as he heard Wanrong's call, he understood what was going on. "Master, what can I do for you?"
"How many sweets did you give Zhao Xingzhen yesterday?" Wanrong pretends to be angry.
"I, I ..." Sun was asked speechless and admitted his mistake assiduously.
Wanrong was glad to see him tongue-tied. "Alas, you this child, mouth really greedy! How to say hello? "
"Master, what do you think? I gave him a runway and sent it to him. Why not eat a few pieces on the way? "
"Look at your sweet words, forget it." She took out a box of foreign sugar and scattered it on the ground. "This is for you! Call others, too ... "
In his view, compared with Wanrong, the appearance of Shu Fei embroidery is much inferior. Wanrong usually speaks very loudly, while Wen Xiu speaks very quietly, which also reflects their temper and personality. Compared with Wen Xiu's figure, graceful and graceful, and her facial features are more exquisite than Wen Xiu's, but Wen Xiu loves reading and writing, and she can often be seen practicing calligraphy with a brush or reading quietly in the room. The most obvious thing is that she is quite casual with her subordinates and never puts on airs. At ordinary times, she doesn't come to Wanrong's side, and only on holidays does she walk in Wanrong according to the rules.
When they met, she wanted to pay tribute to Wanrong. It's just a "kneel down" that Manchu women usually ask, and there is no such "big gift". In fact, they salute each other and touch their knees with their hands, but the graceful salute is shallow and the embroidery is deep, so they say hello to each other, that's all.
The reason is that when I entered the palace, the original embroidery was the "queen", but somehow it was reversed and graceful became the "main palace". Therefore, the contradiction between two people has become a natural "fetal belt." In this way, Wanrong seldom went to Wen Xiu, and Wen Xiu seldom came to Palace of Gathered Elegance. In other words, apart from New Year's Day and New Year's Day, the two rarely meet. Even when eating, Puyi seldom eats at the same table with this "queen" and a "princess".
Puyi is not bad for wenxiu. When she entered the palace, Puyi personally sent Liu Xingqiao, a capable eunuch who served her, to serve her for life. The name of eunuch Liu in the palace-"Deshou" was given by Puyi's father. It goes without saying that he was a personal eunuch who served Puyi's father and son for two generations, and brought Puyi into the palace from the northern government soldiers. It can be seen that Puyi is not thin for her.
In addition, the eunuchs who served her were Li and Li, both of whom were experienced people in the palace. Wherever she went, the three eunuchs followed her. They were all obedient followers.
Once, Wen Xiu went to Palace of Gathered Elegance Wanrong's residence and entered the palace with Liu Xingqiao and others without saying hello in advance.
"Hey, you're here?" Sun met Liu Xingqiao, a dozen children.
"No, Shu Fei is here." Liu Xingqiao refers to the room.
"I need to drink some water." Just then, Wen embroidery came out.
"I'll make you tea. I'll come later. "
"No charge," Wen Xiu gave. "Do you have a keg here?"
"Yes, there is ..." Sun Yaoting didn't know what she was going to do, so she agreed.
"Then give me some' the well is not cold'!" Wen Xiu has a real Beijing accent.
He knew that Shufei wanted to drink cold water from the well. He found a small clean bucket and drew half a bucket of cold water from a deep well in the yard.
"get down!" Wen Xiu stood by the well and stared at the cold water. Seeing that the water in the bucket had been emptied, Sun quickly ordered, "Somebody, bring another bucket of cold water."
After this bucket of cold water came up, he brought her a tea bowl and filled it slowly. Wen Xiu took it and gulped it down. "Let's go." Her voice did not fall, and she left.
He was worried that Shu Fei might have a stomachache. Later, he specifically asked Liu Xingqiao. "Last time, Shu Fei drank my well was not cold. Is it in the way? "
"Well, it doesn't matter. She has a good figure and is not sick all the year round. Shu Fei, this is the temper. " Eunuch Liu said helplessly.
"Long live Shu Fei, grandpa, don't they look so close?" Sun leaned forward and whispered to eunuch Liu.
"Hey, forget it, it's fun." Liu Xing has become warped in pie mouth.
"Why? You tell me ... "
"Aye, long live she and Ye that call embarrassed yo, I haven't seen such a son in the northern government soldiers. Just say, long live grandpa, go to her place, and she won't come out to see us even if we report it. Sometimes, long live the grandfather jokes with her and knocks on the window at the bottom of her window. She didn't even look up and just ignored it. Hey, she didn't get up until long live grandpa came into the room. If she was writing when grandpa left, she wouldn't stand up at once. Where is this like a concubine? "
"Supposedly, they both read the post and should not take each other away."
"As far as genus is concerned, they are all right!"
"Hey, no one can say this code." He spat out his tongue humorously.
"Look, she is very kind to our servant!"
"Even if you can. But there is one thing. Don't tell me what I just said. "
"Where can ah, you rest assured. I still have this. "
After all, Sun got a good son after serving Wanrong. In Yonghe Palace, all the money is only equivalent to 1500 yuan. After deducting the expenses, there will still be 1800 yuan. When Puyi laid off employees, the annual salary of the remaining eunuchs dropped, and it would be good to drop four or five hundred yuan a year. Being a policeman here in Wanrong, let alone other income, the monthly calendar alone is twelve taels of silver. If you count holidays and Puyi's birthday-at that time, one or two taels of silver was equivalent to one dollar and thirty-three cents, he had much more money in his hand.
Seeing Wanrong in Palace of Gathered Elegance is like sitting in a prison. He remembered a peasant saying, "The emperor and the grass people have their own worries." No one can solve her troubles. All day long, she is eager for someone to enter the palace and play with her for a while.
God will do whatever he wants. Puyi came, but also let the eunuch push a brand-new German bike, flashing blue light, sparkling. "Come on, let the queen learn to ride a bike."
With the help of eunuchs, Wanrong stumbled for a few days, but she was barely able to walk around the yard. Surrounded by a group of eunuchs, she practiced cycling in Palace of Gathered Elegance for sky-high prices. Puyi stood by and watched her practice cycling every day.
Sun is the youngest eunuch in a group. Riding, Wan Rong is tired. "I don't ride a horse. Which one of you will try? "
Because Puyi was present, no eunuch dared to rush forward.
"Don't even have the guts?" Puyi made a speech, but no one answered. He glanced at Sun: "Shouer, can you ride a bike?"
"Long live the Lord, I can't ride a bike, not at all." He waved and backed away.
"Hey, give it a try. Ride it and I'll hold it for you. " Seeing that he was scared, Puyi was even more excited. "Where are you so timid? I can't fall on you! "
"Long live the ye, I really won't ..."
"You can learn by riding!" Puyi dragged him onto the bike. "Nothing!"
He broke out in a cold sweat before getting on the bus. He got on the bus and couldn't touch it. Puyi kept his word and helped him get on the bus, and several eunuchs pushed him around like a boo. Wanrong was holding a handkerchief and sipping her mouth happily.
Without riding a few steps, Puyi let go, and Sun Ruyun rode and staggered forward. In the applause of everyone, he even fell to the ground with his car. ...
On this day, Puyi came again. Just as she stepped into the threshold, she met Sun.
"Slave, say hello to long live the Lord."
"No," Puyi waved. "Is the Queen there?"
"Where, long live grandpa."
When Puyi came in carefully, he saw that Sun had a buzz cut, unlike his attendants who combed the shiny parts, so he casually said:
"Shouer, look at your head, and then look at others ..." Conveniently pointed to the squire who followed.
"Long live the ye, as soon as I leave my hair, my head melon seeds itch ..."
"Yes, yes ..." Puyi waved impatiently and leaned forward into Palace of Gathered Elegance.
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