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Who can help me translate the picture below into English? Thank you very much, full marks if it is correct!

Welcome to this short trip to London. The square is Trafalgar Square, which is in the middle of London. The location where we are standing is in the opposite direction of the National Gallery, a famous museum with many famous oil paintings. From here, we can walk along the red streets towards Buckingham Palace. The Queen lives there.

Turn left to see the Houses of Parliament and Big Ben. In the opposite direction you can see the London Eye. It is approximately 135 meters above the Thames. You can see much of London on a clear, bright day.

When you are tired, the best way to see London is to take a boat. You can board the boat near Big Ben. As you wander along the river, the London Eye is to your right.

Disembarked at Tower Bridge. Next to the bridge is the Tower of London. It has a history of over 900 years.

After you have visited the Tower of London, continue by boat back on the river to the train station. When you disembark, walk through the station, walk down the street, turn left onto K?nigsstra?e and pass the church. Now you're back in the square. This is where we will end our journey.