Random talk on classic sentences

1, I'm crazy, you're stupid and confused. Come back from work and say you love me.

2, robbery! Hands Up! The man stands on the left, the woman stands on the right, and the pervert stands in the middle, saying you, look at the phone!

3. The future is bright, the road is tortuous, it is easy to work, difficult to make money, easy to fall in love and difficult to get along with.

4. Mountains are not piled, trains are not pushed, enthusiasm is not urged, cowhide is blown by you!

5. If there is no reply within 1 minute, then I am peeing; If there is no reply within 5 minutes, then I am defecating; If you don't reply within 30 minutes, I won't have a paper.

6. People always get old. I hope you will still be by my side.

7. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is out of service. Please redial later.

8. Sorry, let's take a break between classes and talk about it next time!

9. I am a blue shark's dog. The blue shark is not here now. He will be back soon. I can talk to you for a while if you like!

10, the beast has a little sympathy, but I don't, so I'm not an animal!

1 1, this casual departure caused us to miss. So I forgot to eat, couldn't sleep, didn't want to be lonely, and hurried back.

12, stupid people are terrible not because they are stupid, but because they are smart.

13, I'm sorry, but the code you sent is still garbled. Can you send it again?

14, modern people: drink, one bottle and two bottles are not drunk. You can jump three or four steps. Play mahjong for five days and six days without sleeping. Go to work and doze off!

15, I loved you, and I loved you, so deep and unforgettable!

16, some roads we walked side by side, some stories in which we were the protagonists, a song that we duet for so long, and what will never change is the persistence of love hidden in our hearts.

17, my hands are always too soft, my heart is softer, and I have nothing to talk about with you. It is always easy to get on the plane, but it is too difficult to get off the plane. Now go to sleep, don't be forced.

18, I miss you all the time and love you every day!

19, you are very virtuous and idle at home. You are very cute and pitiful. No one loves you. You are a beautiful moldy girl. You and I have a disloyal friendship.