Degang Guo's Eight Fans Screen Crosstalk Lines

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Degang Guo's Eight Fans Screen Crosstalk Lines

Have you ever learned?

B: No, but I know a few words.

A: You should read some books, so as not to talk in vain.

B: don't forget that you haven't learned it. Although you have no literacy, you can use good words. There is no white writing. If there is white writing, pick it out.

A: Now the white characters are out.

Which one is white?

A: I asked you how to write this "give".

B: Ah! Just the word "hand" on the handle.

What do you mean?

B: Is this for the right hand of that hand?

A: No, it's the word "He" for "Yi Kou", which is pronounced (Ji) in orthography. Shandong all say orthography, such as waiting for a meal in a restaurant. "Second brother, I will give you as much as you eat." Read "give" (Ji).

B: Hey! Maybe there's a word.

What do you mean "two"? One is one, and the other is two. Go to the bank to change money: "shopkeeper, you change two dollars for me." Did anyone say "two" dollars?

B: Hey! One two equals three?

What do you mean "three"? The orthography is "three", and there is Sanqing Theater outside the front door. Did anyone say anything about the Saqing Theatre?

B: I'll change it tomorrow

What do you mean "tomorrow"? Pronunciation reads "Ming". Is there a movie star named "Tomorrow"?

I am really unlucky today!

What do you mean "today"? Say "today". Long live today. Has anyone watched Children Now?

Don't take it too seriously.

What do you mean by "more real"? Pronunciation reads "true".

B: you're finished grinding.

A: What do you mean by left grinding? Orthography is Zhuo Mo. Such as cutting, such as rubbing, such as Zhuo, such as grinding. Left, left, you poor bone!

B: I won't talk about it if you do this.

What do you mean "don't"?

B: That's all we have. What, three, six, six, six, run, drive, make trouble? Font color =' # 006699'> Jia Yongbo Camel? Br> A: You businessmen just lie with big words. If there is white writing, they say there is no white writing. You have three minutes to reply to me, or your business will be cancelled!

Forget it, don't be angry. Don't be angry. Please forgive my ignorance. I'm just a Jianghu person.

A: Haha! Bah! You look like perfume. You dare to compare with Jianghu people?

B: What's wrong with Jianghu people?

A: Let me talk and listen. I think there was a Jianghu man in the Song Dynasty. His surname is Miao, and his motto is extensive. I didn't meet, so I set up a six-awned shed next to Jinqiao. Zhao Taizu, who met unexpectedly, rode by and saw a crowded bridge surrounded by a six-awned shed. There is a couplet in front of us. The first part wrote: "A stroke is like a knife, splitting Kunshan into a stone for jade", and the second part wrote: "Eyes are like electricity, watching the sea turn into a fish dragon." Horizontal batch: "broken things, see." When Song Yin saw his displeasure, he said, "Where are you crazy? How dare you talk big? Wait till I get off my horse and visit. " Want to turn over and dismount, tie the horse to the willow tree outside the Liuyi shed, separate everyone, walk into the Liuyi shed, bow down to the gentleman and say, "Sir, do you think there is a future?" Broadly speaking, I am very surprised. It turned out to be the founding emperor! Hurriedly stood up and said, "Hooray, the grass man is late. Come and pick up the car. I hope you can forgive me. " Kuang Yin was taken aback. "Sir, are you crazy?" Broadly speaking: "adults don't have to panic. Look at my Lord's evil eyebrow. He has a god in his eyes and a Zhu Shazhi on his left shoulder. He will be honored in the Ninth Five-Year Plan. " Kuang Yin thought, "Zhu Shazhi is on my left shoulder. How do others know? I don't think I will answer him in the future. " He thought about it and whispered to her husband, "If you are in the Ninth Five-Year Plan in the future, declare to North Korea and be a national defense strategist." Generalized Shane. Kuang Yin walked out of the account. He said to the crowd, "Gentlemen, please listen to the truth. This man is a Jianghu person, a Jianghu mouth and a Jianghu warlock. He is just flattering. " Say that finish, he rode away. Later, Chen Qiao mutiny, wearing a yellow robe, Guo Xuan Guangyi entered the palace, as a strategist to protect the country, in charge of the commander-in-chief of the three armed forces. Later, Han Long, Hubei Province, came in with his sister Han Sumei. Mao was drunk in the Peach Blossom Palace and beheaded his third brother with wine to make Mr. Miao sober up. In a broad sense, after he left, Mao regretted it and said, "It's a pity that my husband is one of the Jianghu people who sell hexagrams by Jinqiao." Miao Guangyi-Jianghu people, can you compare?

B: I can't compete!

I think you can do better.

Compared with what?

You are like boiling a ball in a teapot.

B: That?

A: I called you an asshole, but you are still full of anger!

B: I dare not get angry! Please, just think of me as a child!

A: Haha, bah! I spit in your face with toilet water! Don't you dare compare with children.

B: What's the matter?

A: Let me talk and listen. I think at the beginning, Wen Yanbo in Song Dynasty, all children had the wisdom to fill holes and float balls. Sima Wengong, I have a plan to save my son by breaking the urn. Han Kong Rong knew Morrison's talent at the age of four. Shisanlang is five years old. Qi Tang became an academician at the age of seven, and Han became a warm guest at the age of seven. Qin Ganluo became prime minister at the age of twelve. At the age of thirteen, Wu became the commander-in-chief of the water army, leading thousands of soldiers and horses, in charge of military power in six counties and eighty-one States. He made a bitter plan, offered a serial, borrowed the east wind, burned the warship, drove Cao away, and almost died in Jiangnan. Despite the help of Wolong and Feng Chu, Zhou Yu is the best among the children. Which of these children can you compare with?

B: nothing can compare with it!

You have one too.

B: Where does the competition come from?

A: It's like boiling a light bulb in a teapot. I called you an asshole, but you were still angry.

I have no fire! Come on, you treat me like a countryman.

A: Haha! Bah! I spit your face cold and sweet! You dare to compare with country people?

B: What's the matter?

A: Let me talk and listen. I was thinking, at the beginning, I swam around Bai Bi Pass at night, chased the king of Qin under the moon, respected morality, beat three lashes, changed two hammers, and jumped into Hongnixi. Since the Tang Dynasty, Wang Yizhi has been conquering the North for discussion and Leishimeng. Expedition across the sea and visit Baipao next month. When the Tang King won, the troops returned to the DPRK, and Princess E punched Li Dao, the royal relative, outside the meridian gate to save the white robe. In a rage, the king of Tang was banished to the grange. Later, he visited Jingdezhen in a white robe. Then Weichi Gong fished alone at the bow. Suddenly, there was a loud cry from behind, and the horse called, "I'm going to Lai Xue to meet an old friend. If you go to the golden palace to deliver a decree, you will always be an official. " Jing Wende heard: "I am a villager in the mountains, and it is a countryman who plows and hoes the fields." This is a countryman. Can you compare with him?

B: I can't compete!

You have one too.

B: Where does the competition come from?

You are like cooking eggplant in a teapot. You are a big purple bag!

What's cooking in this teapot? I can't compete, and that can't compete. Can't you treat me like a reckless pedestrian?

A: Haha, bah!

What did you spit on me again? Is it perfume? Is it toilet water? Or cold noodles with honey?

A: I want to spit on your face! Hey!

B: What happened to the horse manure this time?

You're confusing me. Dare you compete with reckless people?

B: Ah.

A and B (together): Let me talk about it. Listen to it. I'm thinking about the past.

I have bad luck today. I'm unlucky to think of the past!