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Are there any people around you who are particularly stingy? How stingy can they be?
In order not to spend money to eat in the restaurant at noon, I also brought some steamed buns in my bag.
They visited for half a year, selling kiwi fruit and houttuynia cordata (tender leaves) in the first month, vegetables and Chinese toon buds in February and tea in March.
In the next few months, we sold vegetables, broken roots, apples and pears (we grafted pears on local apple trees, and the fruits we planted were called apples and pears), loquat, yam, walnut, red-hearted kiwifruit and green-hearted kiwifruit. ...
So they are not poor, but also rich. As long as they go to the streets, they can earn hundreds of dollars.
But even if you are not short of money, you are reluctant to spend money. At noon, they are hungry again. They don't eat in restaurants, or eat steamed bread, or go home to cook in the afternoon.
I was so hungry that I ran to the restaurant and asked for a bowl of boiled water.
Sometimes I can't find an acquaintance to go to the toilet, but I can't bear to go to the public toilet. I'll hold back the twenty cents all the time, and then I'll get used to not drinking water before going out on the street.
They have many kinds of payment methods. For example, honey sold in this period is only taken once a year because it is recruited by wild bees. After the bees multiply too much, they can't eat all the honey, so they sell it at a kilo of 60 yuan, which is 100 kilo a year, which is also a lot of income.
This kind of income is higher than some college couples, right? Just a little harder.
But they just can't bear to eat or wear. The money is in the bank, and their children don't know how much they have saved.
Then the two often quarrel about money, because the money sold every day should be shared equally by two people, and everyone should save his own money. It's not a quarrel about uneven distribution, but a quarrel about "I spent money on salt yesterday, but today you have to spend money on vinegar".
Children should never ask how much money they have saved, or they will say that we are thinking of them.
Help them sell honey every year,/kloc-0.05 Jin of honey, 6300 yuan. When we go back to pull, we have to give them the money first, not a penny less.
After we took it down, I sent a bottle to my mother. Later, my mother-in-law saw it at my mother's house and chased my husband to ask if my mother gave me money.
My husband said, "I'll just give you the money. Why do you care so much? "
Mother-in-law said, "If we work hard to raise bees, we will get up early and get greedy for the dark ..."
The husband said, "You get up early and get greedy for the dark. I gave you money. What else do you want? "
Last year, my mother-in-law wouldn't let us help her sell it, but her eldest daughter did. The eldest daughter is in another province, and she sent it by train herself. Her daughter even gave her the money for the train ticket, and there was a lot of honey money.
Then the son-in-law took two bottles as gifts, and the mother-in-law and son-in-law had a big fight and left.
As a result, the daughter and son-in-law quarreled again. The daughter blamed her son-in-law for not talking back to her mother, saying that he had driven her away, and the two had reached the point of divorce.
The mother-in-law did not persuade her not to say anything, but also encouraged her daughter to leave, which led to the more and more trouble between them.
Later, my brother-in-law called my husband and told him the situation. My husband yelled at his mother-in-law and his sister.
Then she forced her mother-in-law and son-in-law to chat on WeChat. The son-in-law apologized first (she had apologized countless times before, but her mother-in-law ignored her). Mother-in-law said she forgave him, and the young couple made up.
Therefore, their meanness and frugality are two different things. They interfere in everything they sell and are reluctant to give it to their relatives (the honey we eat every year is also bought with money). This is not saving, but being stingy!
I had such a fight with her daughter last year, and this year she asked us to help sell it, alas! Big head!
Too embarrassing is counterproductive. Diligence and thrift are China's traditional virtues. If the daughter-in-law of that family keeps the house clean and tidy, and handles the financial revenue and expenditure properly, it can not only practice economy, but also ensure the comfort of the family. Then neighbors, relatives and friends will praise her as a good wife and mother. On the other hand, only by being stingy and caring for the family, I have dug the door all my life, and in the end, the bamboo basket draws water with a sieve.
A friend told me a story. A couple came from the countryside to work in a big city. This man works in a company. This woman helps in a restaurant. The family is crowded in the single dormitory where men work. Their family seldom buys food and meat, because women will bring some food back from restaurants. The leftovers left by the guests looked pleasing to the eye, so she packed them back. If there are too many, she will put them in the refrigerator. Her refrigerator is used to hold leftovers. She said it was good, saving money and trouble. It's just that her husband often has diarrhea and often goes to buy medicine. Colleagues don't understand. They ask you why you always have diarrhea. You must go to the hospital. Her husband said with a smile, eating too much meat can't be digested.
Although their family is a family of four, they use the least water and electricity. Every morning and evening, I will see their son carrying two big thermos bottles to open the water. The boiler is broken. Their family is cheerful, and they have boiled water for cooking, washing their faces and feet, saving money and time.
Four or five years later, the company and their colleagues who came together bought a commercial house outside. House prices were very low at that time. When the man comes back to discuss with his daughter-in-law, he says she bought it, so let's go to the whole set and pay a down payment, which is more than enough. The woman dug her finger, calculated that the down payment was more than 1000, and then she had to pay more than1000 a month, and there was also a decoration fee. Her eyebrows a wrinkly "to take out so much money again? Why buy a house when you can't afford the ready-made house in the company? Silly! " The man said, "My son is too old to live." The woman said, "Tell the boss that your son will work in your company and he will have a house to live in." The man thought about it and felt that what his daughter-in-law said was reasonable. In the eyes of this man, his daughter-in-law is very calculating, frugal and well managed. So every little thing loves to hear her talk.
Time passed year after year. Almost all the employees in the company have bought their own houses outside, and the boy's life is very interesting. Only their family, holding several stacks of tickets in their hands, lived alone in the factory. Sure enough, his two sons also went to work in the factory.
However, when the son wanted to talk about marriage, they were dumbfounded. As house prices go up and up again, their savings are thrown far away by house prices. But without a house, who will be your wife? Now girls, will they be crowded with you in the factory dormitory?
The whole family started a new round of saving money. At this time, both husband and wife are people who have been running around.
The man began to complain that the woman had no vision and regretted not listening to her and missing the opportunity to buy a house.
In fact, women are short-sighted on the one hand, and more importantly, they are stingy, and love takes advantage of bones.
Picking is also saving, saving, saving is a virtue, and excessive saving is not necessarily a good thing.
My family has an aunt who is an expert in life. She is hardworking and has no worries about food or clothing. Her chickens sell eggs and pigs sell money. She digs herbs and sells mushrooms in the off-season. She is 60 years old and goes out to grow rice to earn money in spring. In autumn, she also goes out to pick corn to earn money. Her children are married and have a good life. Buy her fish when you come back, and the children will leave.
Save money to buy a house and a car for children, and take tens of thousands, not stingy!
One autumn, I picked corn and caught a cold. I can't bear to delay buying medicine, just wait until the ground is cleaned up before buying medicine. The result was really delayed. I have bronchitis problems. I have been coughing badly all this time. I take medicine all the year round and have frequent injections. Besides, I have been eating badly, my health is poor, my immunity is low when I am old, and there are more and more problems, such as headache, dizziness, bad stomach and itchy skin.
For so many years, I have tried to go to the city, which is less than a hundred miles from her home. I still go to sell beans and walnuts, or go to see a doctor. I have never traveled. Money is saved, but no amount of money can bring back health and get sick all the year round!
Once I saw her, I asked her how she was recently. Why does she look so thin? She said, don't mention it, it's only 66 pounds, and she suffered when she was alive. She used to be reluctant to spend money, but now she has sent it to pharmacies and hospitals.
Therefore, appropriate thrift is also right, and excessive thrift may not be worth the loss!
Yes, my wife is. My wife's meanness caught me off guard, dumbfounded and at a loss. My monthly salary is about 10000, and my wife's income is about 4000 to 5000 a month. Counting it down, our family has a small income of 200 thousand a year. It stands to reason that although there is not much money, it is not so stingy. Well, you will see it today! Let you see what a real miser is!
First, in order to save money, convenience is not allowed at home. That is, you are not allowed to go to the large toilet at home, you can't squat, you can only go to the small toilet! Because of what? Do you have to spend money to flush the toilet because you want to save water? Do it for you once a day, for me once, and for the children once. How much does it cost? Then how do I squat? To tell the truth, there is a public toilet a mile away from my home, with only two squatting places. I run there for five or six minutes every day to solve it, but I can't help it several times, and my hands are clenched tightly. You may ask, even if you pee, you have to flush! You're right. Do you know how to pee? First, we have to pee more than three times before flushing with water! Second, the water we use to flush urine is not the button we press, but the water we use to wash our faces, feet, floors and dishes! You've seen it. I'm really touched. If I don't do this, my wife will say to me: Look at your generosity, how much do you earn?
Second, save water and drop water every day. You may not understand what it means. Look at the picture. Is there a faucet at home? My wife has been loosening the tap little by little for many years to let the water tick and save water. My wife said, Tick-tock, don't run the water meter. You may ask, what about washing clothes, mopping the floor and washing clothes? By the way, use this to drip water! If not, don't mop the floor! Stop washing clothes! Save some water to wash the dishes! In short, it is to use our spare water in order of priority.
Thirdly, in order to save water, I take a big thermos bottle to the office to open the water every day. Do you need water and electricity to boil water at home? What about drinking water at home?
My wife bought a big thermos specially, and asked me to turn on the water at work and take it home to drink. Sometimes, I get thirsty when I don't bring enough water. My wife also said that I, you won't drink enough water at once at work? Can't you come back later and come back after drinking enough at work? After listening, I was dumbfounded. You don't even have a sip of boiled water at home. Sometimes, I don't bring enough boiled water, and I have to take the 10 mile to get water from work. Why don't I drive? Why not go by bus? Why don't you boil some water at home? Hey, you know, you can't spend money
Fourth, in order to save money, you are not allowed to buy mineral water and drinks when traveling. However, I can't buy water to drink, let alone food, whether I go home early in the morning or at night. It's all legends. I remember once, when we climbed the mountain, we were really thirsty, so I applied to my wife to buy a bottle of pure water for one yuan. My partner said, you are so delicate, and we still enjoy traveling abroad? Why not drink enough water at home before coming out? I'm so angry to hear her say that. I spend a dollar to buy a bottle of water that I usually drink very sparingly, so I am exquisite? People buy drinks and beer! What kind of life I live here! After these two times, I will never travel with her again. I'm afraid of dying of thirst!
Fifth, to save fuel, don't let me drive more than a few meters. Once, I dragged her to the supermarket and saw that there was no parking space. After a minute or two, my wife got angry. You should have figured out how to park when you first arrived! How much oil will be burned in this way! You earn some money! I don't even know my last name when driving! There is no plan for anything! Do something yourself, don't ask me for money! Another time, it rained a little, and I drove my wife to my door without going directly to the parking space in advance. My wife started again: you don't know how to stop early! Send me here without burning oil? If it rains, it will fall! I don't know how to live!
Sixth, in order to save money, I was never asked to spend money on things. For example, sometimes, I want to eat fruit, but my partner won't let me buy it, saying I won't buy it. The apples she bought were cheap and unpalatable, and I didn't say much.
Sometimes I want to eat tomatoes raw. My wife brought me a small tomato and I ate it in three bites. I said, have another drink. My wife said, you don't know how expensive tomatoes are? Just eat one and try it. You're not finished. Children are not allowed to eat? Let you eat it all? How can you be so selfish? Yes, it's selfish of me to eat one more tomato. It's not easy to love you when you want to say tomato. Who made you so expensive?
Seventh, in order to save money, I was never allowed to take a taxi or drip. Once, I was too drunk to walk, because it took me more than an hour to get home, so I took a taxi in a daze. When I checked out, I didn't expect the bank card to be tied to my wife. That's great. When you get home, you argue with me and say: You are really rich, it's very kind of you. Your wife and children don't eat or drink, but you are generous! I'm really exhausted. I spent 10 on the taxi fare! Just give me online classes everywhere!
Eighth, in order to save money, never treat people. My high school classmates came on a business trip and took the initiative to find me. I asked my wife for money. My wife said she had no money. Find your own way. I can only borrow money to invite my high school classmates to dinner. College students come, graduate students come, and I am a guest who borrows money. What embarrassed me most was that my child michel platini's parents came. A good friend of mine invited me two or three times, and my other half didn't offer to invite me. Let my face face the Yellow Sea. Even if relatives from my hometown come, my other half will not treat me, and take her mother directly to eat her mother's cooking. That's it! Make you speechless!
Anyway, there are still a lot of stingy things for my wife. It's really too numerous to mention, and it's embarrassing to say, which makes me often want to cry and sigh. It is precisely because she is too stingy that I am not too generous. In fact, I am still a generous person at heart, because I invited my friends to dinner and ordered about twice as many dishes as the number of people. Hey! Don't say anything What do you want to say at last? Men must save their private money. Private money is your dignity, your face and your last stubbornness. Sadly, I haven't had it yet!
There is really a stingy person around me, and that person is either others or myself.
In March 2008, I purchased the supply and marketing department from the Ministry of Mines and transferred to the front line to be in charge of the production of blasting equipment. I felt that smoking and drinking became a burden, so I gave up smoking mercilessly, and smoking and arson were also prohibited in the explosive magazine. Keeping a clear head, in other words, is actually stingy!
The company has three sets of work clothes every year. Because it is a special post, these three sets of work clothes are all anti-static work clothes. Change your work clothes when you enter the post. Because of the trouble, you might as well wear overalls all year round, but you won't leave the mining area anyway. My impression is that you have hardly bought clothes and pants since 2008. Really stingy!
By the way, before I go home from work, I will take a bath in the big bathhouse of the unit, where there can stand eight or nine people, so I don't have to wash it when I get home. Is it stingy?
If you don't want to cook dinner, make an extra box lunch after you have eaten in the canteen at noon, go home and heat it up and cook another meal!
Do you think I'm stingy? A miner with a monthly salary of 7 thousand!
Not only stingy, but also stingy. Fortunately, there is only one person around, because a good relationship won't care so much. Although she is very stingy with money, she is still very reliable. Except that the money is a little heavy, other conveniences are not bad. So I'm used to it and we have a good relationship.
Speaking of meanness, it's really admirable. Every time she invites friends and colleagues to dinner, she invites me to dinner. Finally, if their friends and colleagues do not pay, she will not take the initiative to pay. In order to alleviate this embarrassing situation, I finally have to pay for it myself. Sometimes her friends and colleagues will pay casually, and she will not hesitate to say that you can ask Sister Wang to pay [cover her face] [cover her face].
I always give them red envelopes for their children's birthdays. I haven't eaten their son's birthday meal and birthday cake once in these years. I never take the initiative to pay for meals and buses. Once, we went shopping together and took a bus. I took two stops before she got on the bus. As soon as she got on the bus, she called my name and came to help her put coins [cover her face] [cover her face].
No one is perfect, everyone has shortcomings. Since we can play together, don't care too much. Although my classmate's financial strength is not strong, as long as I need her help, she is always on call, especially strong. My business is her business. If you really care, don't go back and forth. It's simple.
I have a colleague who is very stingy.
Fifteen or six years ago, I just entered the school and met this senior. At first, I thought he was just frugal and family-oriented. For example, he will take the waste paper from the office home, bring the electrical appliances that need to be recharged at home to the school to be recharged, and even use a water gun to wash his broken motorcycle with school tap water.
Later, I found out that he is really a stingy person. For example, he smokes heavily, but he seldom buys cigarettes himself. There are only dozens of male teachers in the school, and less than half of them smoke. He usually runs to the offices of smoking teachers after class, nominally passing by and chatting for a while. Teachers who are heavy smokers usually smoke after class. When they see a "smoker" next to them, they will naturally give one. He also took it politely. At noon, a teacher will play computer games in the office, so he will just look around and find a reason to leave after seeing the teacher smoking and giving him cigarettes.
When he really didn't have an axis, he went to the vice principal to "report his work." The vice principal is a famous heavy smoker. He is a heavy smoker. As long as he doesn't attend class, he must have a cigarette in his hand. So he used to report his work and always got one or two.
My parents often came to our office at that time. Generally, male parents will give their teachers cigarettes when they come over, and sometimes they will be Chinese cigarettes. At that time, our salary was only one or two thousand yuan, and most teachers could not afford to smoke such good cigarettes. So at this time, he will happily take it, put the cigarette under his nose and smell it hard, then take a deep breath. It doesn't feel like smoking, but Du Like. I don't smoke. I usually refuse my parents' cigarettes directly. A few times later, he told me that if parents respect cigarettes and you don't smoke others', you can accept them for others! Needless to say, "others" refers to him! I listened to his words and saved him a lot of loose cigarettes.
Once, a parent came over and handed me a soft Chinese, which was put on my desk for easy picking up. My parents were very polite, holding a lighter in front of me and giving me some. I took all of them, but I was embarrassed to say that I didn't smoke, so I had to gather together to light the cigarette and burn it to ashes. After my parents left, he lost his temper with me and called me reckless. Since I don't smoke, I don't want to light it. Now I wasted his cigarettes! Family cigarettes are "his cigarettes" in his eyes! I don't know what to say! He sighed at home: that is soft China! Soft China! Soft China!
He was angry about this cigarette for several days, until a few days later I went to a funeral and brought back a pack of double happiness. Because of this poor smoking, school teachers generally don't smoke. I tentatively asked him if he smoked? When he saw a cigarette smoking, he immediately smiled and said that he would smoke as long as it could light the smoking cigarette! So I gave him a pack of cigarettes. To this end, he often said on various occasions that I am a good comrade and that this young man will be a man!
One of my colleagues is very stingy. Her behavior is unreasonable.
In the early 1990s, there was no medical reform policy. Public officials can reimburse some medical expenses with hospital prescriptions and invoices.
My colleague is in good health, but by the end of the year, she was the one with the most reimbursement. What makes people laugh and cry most is that she often puts roxithromycin, Baijiahei, Wuji Baifeng Pills and so on into her mouth. I asked her if she had a cold. She said that she cleaned the cupboard at home on Sunday and found that all these medicines had expired, so she had to take them quickly, or she would have to prescribe new medicines at the end of the year and could not take them.
At that time, the children participated in the spring outing organized by the school. For children, the happiest thing should be to eat snacks together. In order to make children happy, parents carefully prepared various snacks and drinks for their children, but colleagues brought their daughter a box of fried rice with eggs, and her daughter was very dissatisfied with the cold noodles of fried rice with eggs. In the autumn outing, my daughter didn't take part in the activity because she had to bring fried rice with eggs.
Colleagues seldom buy vegetables at home, and often go to the market to pick up broken leaves and vegetables discarded by vendors after work.
Colleagues keep accounts every day, and they are all in high spirits when they see that the money in their bank passbook is increasing day by day.
But it is such a thrifty professional woman that her family life can be described as trivial, because her meanness leads to divorce between husband and wife. Because of the great pressure from childhood, the daughter has slight psychological obstacles, and the conditions for finding a son-in-law are also general. My daughter lives in her mother's house after marriage.
Now a colleague's retirement salary is responsible for the lives of four people. The stingy man of that year was forced to become the generous man of today.
A colleague's wife gave birth to a baby, and she had a lot of milk. When a newborn child can't finish eating, the milk will go up. I have to squeeze out endless milk.
Colleagues are reluctant to throw it away, and put the milk squeezed out in the porridge every day when cooking porridge. The family didn't know, so they all ate. It was a long time before he said it. Has been criticized by the whole family.
Everyone said, is he stingy?
Cheap is called "stingy" here. There are many stingy people, and you can meet them everywhere in your life. Since I saw this topic today, I will talk about some interesting people I met. First of all, I met a smoker when I went to the countryside. The man was less than forty years old, with an old mother and six children. He is a typical big mouth in the team. Life is difficult at ordinary times, but he loves smoking. Others smoke with cigarette bags and grow their own cigarettes. As long as there are cigarettes all year round, he only smokes. At that time, cigarettes were supplied by ticket, and there were not many cigarettes for his consumption every year. When we were working and resting in the countryside, everyone sat together, and someone always pinched a few cigarettes from his cigarette bag and gave them to people with cigarette bags. And the hero in my story can only wait until someone else's cigarette is lit, and then slowly take out a cigarette from his coat pocket and light it. Several times, people who played well with him saw him smoking and said, how can you smoke one by one? Take it out, one for each person. So many times, he also learned his lesson. He never takes out a whole cigarette and smokes it outside. All he finds out from his pocket are half-smoked cigarette butts. At first, I didn't understand how the cigarette butts in his pocket were used up. Later, I learned that he lit every cigarette at home, took two puffs and then put it out. At work, he puts such cigarettes in his pocket. When others saw him take out half a cigarette butt, they naturally stopped booing. Later, the secret of half a cigarette was known to everyone, and his reputation as "stingy" spread. Now that I think about it, I should say that this "stingy" person is also helpless. Just take out a few packs of cigarettes for others to smoke. How can I enjoy it?
A heavy smoker said, another meal. After the Spring Festival in those years, we had nothing to do for a while, so we got together to play. Today we are at your house, and tomorrow we will be at his house. At that time, we didn't want to gamble. If we lost at cards, we wouldn't sit down, stand and play or drill the table empty, even with a dung basket on our heads. Anyway, it was a happy and lively picture, but except for the lively picture, life that day was in the same house. We were the only ones who didn't entertain guests at ordinary times and took part in the fun. When everyone was finished, he didn't say he would come to his house tomorrow. So we all coaxed him, but he just didn't talk. Everyone is embarrassed to say deeply, so we have to forget it. The next year, he also knew that he would not join in the fun.
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