Happy birthday. Humorous sentences

1. Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit!

2. On your birthday, I wish you Pepsi-Cola, Fanta in everything, Wahaha every day, Pepsi every month, Gao Legao every year, feeling like Sprite, always eye-catching.

I count your birthday by the day, and I am a vegetarian three days in advance. Who knew you had a rescheduled call? Alas, I haven't had breakfast yet. I can only say to you on an empty stomach: birthday chopsticks are left!

A year later, today belongs to you: your birthday, your birthday I congratulate you, this card, and sincere heart, all belong to you.

5. Because of your arrival, this day has become a beautiful day, and the world has added a touch of attractive color since then. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

6, the spring breeze blows, the flowers bloom, and Wan Li is fragrant into the nose; The spring is bright, the sun is warm, and the warm sun shines into my heart. Today is your birthday, and I wish you a happy birthday here!

7, 365 days a year, is waiting, is looking forward to, your arrival has added a little color to the world, I wish the next 365 days, the smile is still bright.

8. May you have meat, wine and girls, and laugh and work hard in poverty! Happy birthday!

9. Birthday birthday, I wish all your hopes can come true, all your dreams can come true, all your waiting can appear, and all your efforts can be fulfilled.

10, if I have 1 million, I will give you 999999. Do I have a million dollars? No. So I can only send a short message with a dime to wish you a happy birthday.