There are a series of jokes about animals.

Tutu said, "My mother calls me Tutu, which is nice!" "

The pig said, "My mother calls me a pig, which is nice!" " "

The dog said, "My mother calls me a puppy, which is nice!" " "

The chicken said, "You talk, I'll go first!" " "

The rabbit said, "I am a rabbit!" " "

The pig said, "I am a son of a bitch!" " "

The chicken said, "I am a son of a bitch!" " "

The dog said, "You talk, I'll go first!" " "

No.0 sparring partner said, "outsiders call me zero sparring partner, which is nice!" "

No.65438 +0 sparring partner said, "It's good to have an outsider!"

No.2 sparring partner said, "It's good for outsiders to call me the second escort!"

No.3 sparring partner said, "You talk, let's go first!"

The cat said to me, "I'm your grandmother's cat. It looks good!" " "

The dog said to me, "I'm your grandmother's dog. It sounds nice!" " "

The fish said to me, "I'm your grandmother's fish. It sounds nice!" " "

The bear said, "You talk, I'll go first!" " "

Lang Ke said: "People call me a ronin, which is very nice!"

The samurai said, "It's nice to be called a samurai!"

The expert said, "It's nice to be called an expert!" "

The swordsman said, "You talk, I'll go first!"

The senior math teacher said that I will teach senior math this semester.

The college physics teacher said: I teach big this semester.

The analog electronics teacher said that I teach analog electronics this semester.

The socialist economy teacher said: You talk, I'll go first.

Peking University said: I am from Peking University.

Tianjin University said: I am older.

Shanghai University said: I went to college.

Xiamen University said: You talk, I'll go first!

General Li Zongren said: I am a benevolent man!

General fu said to him: I am just!

General Zuo Quan said: I have this right!

General Huo Qubing said: You talk, I'll go first!

Minolta users say: we are beautiful women!

Canon users say: we are beautiful!

The user of Huaguang said: We are from China!

Nikon users said: you chat, I'll go first!

The door of Lao Zhang's house is made of wicker. Lao Zhang said: My door is a wooden door.

Lao Li's door is made of plastic. Lao Li said that my door is made of plastic.

The door of Lao Wang's house is made of brick. Lao Wang said: My door is a brick door.

Liu's door is made of steel. Lao Liu said: you talk, I'll go first!

Bai Yu said: My name is White.

Jade jade said, my name is jasper.

Redjade said, My name is Redjade.

Xing Yu said: You talk, I'll go first!

The students of normal college said: I am from normal college.

The students of the Railway Institute said: I am from the "Iron Institute"

The students in vocational colleges said: I am from vocational colleges.

The students of the technical college said: You talk, I'll go first!

Jane Zhang said: "My fans say my idol is Ying."

He Jie said: "My fans say my idol is Jay."

Said, "My fans say my idol is Chang."

Chris Lee said: "You talk, I'll go first!"

Fuwa Edition:

Five Fuwa get together to chat.

Beibei suggested: Let's give ourselves a nickname. I'll call it Beva!

Jingjing: Then my name is Jingwa!

Huanhuan: My name is Huanwa!

Nini: My name is "Niwa"!

Yingying: You chat, I'm a little early. ...

Beibei: Let's talk about our nicknames again. People respect me very much and call me "Mr. Bei"!

Huanhuan: People call me "Ye Huan"!

Nini: Everyone calls me Grandpa Ni!

Yingying: Everyone calls me Yingying!

Jingjing: You talk, I'm a little early. ...

Beijing crane factory said: I hung it in the north.

Guangzhou crane factory said: I hang wide.

Chongqing crane factory said: I hung again.

Tianjin Crane Factory said, "I hung myself from the sky.

Shanghai crane factory said, "You talk, I'll go first."

Guangzhou Institute of Education said that I am a widely educated person.

Zhaoqing Institute of Education said I was Zhaojue.

Shaoguan Institute of Education said I was Miss Shao.

Zhanjiang Institute of Education said that my Zhan Jiao.

Foshan Institute of Education said, you chat, I walked first.

E said my mother called me little e, which sounded good.

D said it was nice for my mother to call me little D.

C said it was nice for my mother to call me little C.

B says you can talk. I'll go first.

Bachelor said everyone outside called me Wang Wu.

Wang Lao Liu said it's good for outsiders to call me Liu Wang.

Old Seven of the Wangs said it's nice for outsiders to call me Wang Qi.

The Wangs said you could talk, so I'll go first.

Kitten said, everyone in the village calls me kitten.

The calf said it was nice for the villagers to call me calf.

Pony said it was nice for the villagers to call me Pony.

The rabbit says you can talk. I'll go first.

Old turtle says outsiders call me grandpa turtle.

Chinemys reevesii said it's good for outsiders to call me Grandpa Tortoise.

China turtle said it's good for outsiders to call me Lao Zi.

The little turtle and the little turtle said, you can talk, so let's go first.

The rabbit said, I was told to open a bar for the rabbit.

It's good for the tortoise to say that people call my bar tortoise.

Lamb said it's good that people call my bar Lamb.

The chicken says you can talk. I'll go first.