Classic Humorous Sentences (Selected 5 1 Sentence)

I have not only a car, but also my own!

I have the urge to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning.

How long the mouse can live depends on the cat's mood.

5. Pretend to be a city dweller. Now the earth is called a village.

6. Do you lack light bulbs on Tanabata? Just eat and don't talk.

7. Good night now means don't push me around.

8. As a typical failure, you are too successful.

9. Tencent's investment has given many people hope and disappointed many people.

10, upper-class people always like to do dirty work.

1 1, I'm not a bone, I can't let every dog run after me.

12, after knowing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

13, looks determine fate, no wonder my fate is so bumpy.

14, when I take a bath in summer, I always feel that I am helping mosquitoes wash vegetables.

15, thanks to my fat, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

16. If you abolish me now, I will abolish your future.

17, since ancient times, who hasn't died, ah, shit without paper!

18, mess with me again, and I'll beat you into a cloud with Tianma Meteor Boxing.

19. What does it feel like to be possessive? Her fart can only be smelled by me.

Staying up late is harmful to your health, so I suggest you stay up late.

2 1. Please be sure to return the heavy rain you missed in those years during military training.

22. Confucius said that if you don't sleep at noon, you will collapse in the afternoon. Mencius said: Confucius is right!

23. People can take photos as avatars, and you can also take photos as expression packs.

24. If you want to eat enough, you should go to bed early and don't stay up late because you are ugly.

25. The world belongs to us and our children, but ultimately to our children and grandchildren!

26. When you speak ill of me, can you feel like cooking without embellishing it?

27. Sending some funny sentences in qq space can bring good mood to others.

28. A simple person like me can't do such a thoughtful math problem.

29, commitment, like fart, earth-shattering, and then pale and powerless.

30. Modesty is also an art. Let's do this art well together!

3 1, don't say others are mentally ill. The premise of mental illness is that you must have a brain.

32, explanation is cover-up, cover-up is dishonesty, dishonesty is lack of cleanliness!

Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing, because one hand holds the cup and washes the dishes.

Do you know why you are so unhappy every day? Because your boyfriend is not me!

35. My father commented on my obesity: Without Han Hong's life, he would have Han Hong's disease.

36. Even if life is just a cup, I will be a top-grade blue-and-white porcelain cup in the official kiln.

I kissed your face. It's all face cream, bb cream and sunscreen. I think I ate a lot of money in one gulp.

I hope that one day, we can become strangers, get to know each other again and see how I killed you.

39. If you have a holiday, buy a globe. The world is so big that you can not only look, but also turn around.

40. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

4 1, in a bad mood today. I just want to say four sentences, including this sentence and the first two sentences. I'm done.

42. Do you know how the cosmic explosion happened? The Lord was smoking, and Sakyamuni just farted.

In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles Day and college students celebrate Children's Day.

44. The tragedy of life is that I tried to have a beautiful dream, and I couldn't remember it when I woke up the next morning!

45. The rear wheel fell in love with the front wheel, but he knew he would never be with her, so he kissed every inch of land she turned over!

46. Don't think that life is smooth sailing in Gao Fushuai, with no regrets. G-Dragon doesn't have my WeChat this year.

47. There are too many swindlers now, so be careful when you go out. Some people in the street say it's hot today. I followed him for three blocks, and he didn't die.

48. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but your future mother-in-law stands in front of you, and you can only call her aunt.

49. I finally know why Socrates died, because the Athenians were tired of his endless nagging and finally voted collectively to make up with him.

50. When you are sleepy from homework and want to sleep, tell yourself: That's your memorial, that's your country and that's your people. Then I suddenly realized that I want to be a generation of wise kings.

5 1. When you have money, you buy a bus, take the bus lane and stop at the bus stop. When someone wanted to get on the bus, I said, sorry, this is a private car.