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This year is the Year of the Tiger. Please give me a hand.

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2. The gods of Sansu Powder protect your health; The sound of the big Xiangshan helps you get what you want; The holy water of Fengxue Temple is with you; The beauty of Longquan Lake shines on your bright future. Happy new year! Happy forever!

3, I heard that you will be lucky, send a text message to express condolences, wish you good health, spend money like water, and have a double harvest in your love career. From then on, the tiger will never come back and forth again!

4. The Year of the Tiger is coming, and the Spring Festival is coming. Laugh every day, have achievements, don't be proud, work together, fire, be lucky, fall from the sky, share with others, be happy every day, and be lucky every day.

Hu Jin held his head high and sang: Good luck and happiness! I wish 20 10 all the best and good luck.

6, the sun shines on the earth, and the rain and dew moisten the spring mud; Years leave footprints, and the soul remembers friendship; SMS brings surprises, and Year of the Tiger brings tiger spirit!

7. Click on the whole winter to see what diet pills are good for your face; Copy your warmth and stick it in my heart; Download your breath and keep it forever; Delete all gray viruses and welcome a bright new year!

8. Send four dishes and one soup on New Year's Eve: happy braised pork, steamed friendship, stir-fried wealth, healthy boiled water, happy soup every day, a bottle of Lanling old good luck wine and a bowl of Yong Yao worry-free rice. Happy New Year!

On the eve of 9.20 10, I want to emphasize once again that we should closely unite around mobile phones, take short messages as the center, hold high the great banner of the theory of "compile when you have time, send when you have time, and reply when you have a letter", conscientiously implement the important idea of "representing friends, relatives and lovers", and adhere to the spirit of "not being afraid of hand pain and trouble" before speaking when something happens. Short messages should be innovative, language should be innovative, deception should have a new breakthrough, and sensationalism should have a new level, so that our friendship can embark on a new road of sustained and harmonious development!

10, send a message to keep people safe for a long time; Receiving a phone call makes people hot for half a day; A pot of good tea will make people remember the manor for a long time. Recalling a past event is worrying for a long time. I just want you to be happy forever!

1 1. Health is the best gift, contentment is the greatest wealth, self-confidence is the best virtue, care is the most sincere greeting, care is the most selfless miss, and blessing is the best word. Happy new year, peace and happiness!

In the Year of the Tiger, I wish you a prosperous career, and all shall be well, with an annual salary of tens of thousands, endless happiness, troubles like clouds, and happiness like a fairy!

12, May all your troubles be cut off by diodes, May your happiness be amplified by triodes, May the ups and downs in your life be rectified by voltage stabilizing tubes, May all your happiness be integrated by the chips you love, May your life be stored by capacitors, May you be accompanied by undamped oscillation all your life! Happy new year!

13, with 1 spring breeze, 2 drops of summer rain, 3 pieces of autumn leaves and 4 pieces of winter snow, make a gift box with 5 colors and 6 colors, make a ribbon with 7 colors and 8 waves, and wrap 365 blessings with 9 sincere and 10 warmth. may you have a happy new year!

14, it's the Spring Festival. I'll cut a bunch of spring flowers for you. I wish you a happy spring breeze and a happy mood. Chun' an Xiatai is in good health; Chunhua Qiushi, a masterpiece; Spring is full of flowers and good luck. Wish you all the best!

15, give you three chocolates in the New Year: 1. Dove from Shenyang Finance Bureau-May you get all the happiness in the world; Di Chin's second chapter-I wish you a golden age imperial life; Cadbury's third thing-I wish you all the best in the new year!

16, no matter how things change, let the truth always be there; No matter how busy you are at work, you should keep in touch; Whether it is a phone call or a text message, let the greetings always be there; No matter the ends of the earth or close at hand, let the blessing always be there! Happy new year!

17, it's wonderful to have you in life; I feel warm when I think of you back and forth; I feel brilliant to have you on my journey; I feel warm with you in my loss; I feel kind to have you silently; With you among my friends, I am no longer lonely! Happy new year!

18, something snowed between heaven and earth, fell from the sky and fell to the ground; There is something in the world called love, which is born from self-attraction and harmonious in sublimation; One of my friends is you, whom I met by chance and ended forever! Happy spring festival!

19, the wind is the song of spring, the rain is the passion of summer, the month is the sincerity of autumn, and the snow is the crystallization of winter. My blessing to you is my most sincere voice.

2 1, a year's hard work ends today, a year's busyness turns into happiness, a year's rush stops today, and a year's expectation turns into satisfaction. I wish you better next year than this year, and happiness will always accompany you.

22, there is often pressure to show that the work is not bad! Washing often means having a good home! Shopping often means money to spend! Regular banquets show that there is still value! People often date to show their youth! I often receive news that people pay attention to! I sincerely wish you a happy new year and all the best!

23, loneliness is gone, it is happiness; Trouble is gone, but happiness is coming; Magpies crow, which is a good thing; The phone rang and the message came: Happy New Year!

24. "The neck is twisted, the ass is twisted ..." The song never leaves the mouth; Arms "tiger tiger", thighs "tiger tiger", health does not let go; Brain "tiger tiger", good luck "tiger tiger", paper money in the year of the tiger exists every day! The Year of the Tiger arrived, the tiger's head touched, the tiger reported, the tiger rushed, the tiger was lucky, the tiger wealth hit, the tiger city saw it, the tiger looked forward to it, and Hu Jin took it and smiled happily.

25, the Year of the Tiger song to send blessings: the tiger is busy thinking about you, the sound of the waves is still me and you, I wish you good luck on the moon, I give you good luck, the wind of happiness meets you, love rushes to you like a flood, Happy New Year, 20 10 Spring Festival brief greetings and congratulations.

26. Click a colon in the New Year to tell you that the Year of the Tiger is auspicious; Write a comma to congratulate the New Year. Draw a full stop and wish you a happy new year. Moved by an exclamation point, you will gather love in the new year. Draw a quotation mark to include you, and the new year is blessed; Circle a bracket to lock you up and gather wealth in the new year; A line of ellipsis condenses a thousand words, wishing you a happy New Year and a happy family.

27, my blessing, not necessarily the earliest, not necessarily the best, but certainly the most sincere; My blessing is not the most beautiful, not the most complete, but the most spiritual. No matter how many blessings you receive, I still wish you happiness! Not only today, but also tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, forever!

28. The oxtail is rich in gold, the tiger's head rings the bell and swings the gospel wind to chase the fall of spring, the snow walks in the warm ocean, and the lights illuminate the journey home. Whether you are far or near, my blessing has set sail; I wish you a happy Year of the Tiger!

29. With the arrival of the Year of the Tiger, I wish you: In the Year of the Tiger, do tiger things, be a tiger person, make money and treasure, have a wide range of financial resources, live a happy life and always smile. I was in a good mood last year, and this year's days are even more exciting!

30. Bless you, be sweet for you, be lucky for you, be healthy for you, be happy for you, be comfortable for you, be smooth for you, be happy for you and live for you!

3 1. Send a tiger in the Year of the Tiger, and the whole family will be happy to make money for you, the tiger's tail will feel sorry for you, the tiger's ears will be lucky for you, and the tiger's back will be healthy for you. Let this tiger stay with you, you are a tiger without it! 7. In the Year of the Tiger, I wish you a prosperous fortune, hair like a fat tiger, body like a tiger, feelings like a milk tiger, luck like tiger hair, and career like a tiger!

32. During the Spring Festival, I wish you good luck and come home with a full load. Pang Hu wishes you a long life, the milk tiger sends you health, the ploughing tiger wishes you food in Man Cang, the red tiger wishes you a successful career, and the tiger lang wishes you a long love!

33. Celebrate the Year of the Tiger, play the tiger flute, play the tiger's strength, imitate the tiger's strength, bump into the tiger's luck and hug the tiger's ears. The year of the tiger is even more tiger!

34. Everyone keeps tigers as professional households. Yellow tigers, water tigers, cash cows, tigers in peace and prosperity, and the people are on the road to happiness. Reform depends on pioneering tigers, and the society is harmonious. Congratulations on mastering the art of raising tigers.