Space ramble replies to funny formation

Life is so fast that Lian Xiao has no time! But how can you live without a sense of humor? The following is the space I provide for you. I hope you like it!

Space talks about replying to funny formation selection

1) There may be several women who don't eat, but none of them are jealous.

2) Talent is like pregnancy. It takes a long time for people to see it.

3) Play dumb. If you do it well, you will be as stupid as you think. Well done, it is called deep.

4) There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money.

Half the books in the world are written by fools for fools.

6) Some people are destined to wait for others, while others are destined to be waited for.

7) The customer is not God, but cheated.

8) It is not terrible to meet a group of hooligans on the Internet. The terrible thing is to encounter a bunch of rogue software.

9) Children treat toys as friends, while adults treat friends as toys.

10) When people do good deeds, they always want ghosts and gods to know. They have done bad things and always think that ghosts and gods don't know. We are too embarrassed.

Space talks about replying to funny formations.

1) advertising is to tell others that his money can still be spent like this.

2) The attitude towards intellectuals shows the degree of civilization of a nation; The attitude towards workers and peasants is to question the conscience of this nation.

3) How much sorrow can you have, just like a eunuch going to a brothel!

4) Brother, I will throw a brick first. If there is jade, throw it to me.

5) Life is nothing more than making others smile and occasionally smiling at others.

6) Never ask your wife about internal affairs, but never ask about diplomacy.

7) Women like men who feel safe; Men are often attracted to insecure women.

8) Love is not a refuge. If you take refuge in it, you will be thrown out.

9) There are two ways to pollute a place: using garbage or using money!

10) Only when there is a long queue can you really realize who you are? Descendants of dragons? .

1 1) We have some differences: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I want her to treat gold as dung!

12) I was poor all my life without going to college, but now I am poor immediately after going to college.

13) In the past, first-class students went abroad, second-rate students took the postgraduate entrance examination, and third-rate students were employed.

14) now: first-class students are employed, second-rate students go abroad, and third-rate students take the postgraduate entrance examination.

15) The most hateful thing is not the advertising time, but the ending song after the advertisement!

16) Don't curse if you dare! Once you scold, you curse death.

17) man, black eyes and red heart. But the eyes turned black and there was a red heart.

18) if you wear the mask for too long, it will grow on your face, and then you want to take it off unless you hurt your bones and muscles.

19) In class, the teacher suddenly said, Stop talking and wake up!

20) When I was a child, my family was poor. I can't afford a bike, so I go to school by taxi every day.

2 1) Grandpa said: I watched the news broadcast for decades, but I didn't see the finale.

22) ? Appointment or not! ? Such a beautiful dialogue was actually used by the math teacher to decompose factors.

23) A man wrote 700 letters to his girlfriend. Finally? My girlfriend married the postman.

24) Double Eleven struggled for two hours, turned off the computer and thought that I really had to tighten my belt in the second half of the month. Hey, speaking of belts, then I silently turned on the computer. . .

25) Q: What is luck? A: I fell downstairs, and there happened to be a haystack below. Q: So what is misfortune? A: There happened to be a fork on the haystack. Q: What is hope? You just didn't drop it on the fork. Q: What is despair? A: However, you didn't fall on the haystack. . .

26) When you are about to be born, the doctor takes a look and asks if you want to go back to the fortress.

27) Playing chess with a sister, you said that your horse has three lives, but I endured it. Your elephant can cross the river, and it's a Dumbo. I endured it. The car can turn a corner, and it's a bumper car. But you killed my general with my taxi, and you said it was a spy trained by you.

28) Going to the gym today, a muscular man came up to me and laughed at me and said: Hello, mom. ? Out of politeness, I silently replied:? Hello, son. ?

29) No one will give you a step, so move a chair yourself.

30) If your heart is not like the sea, how can you have a career like the sea?

3 1) How many pairs of eyes are left after ten years?

What do you want me to do, steamed or braised?

33) Before the exam, the children who study well say? I went to the exam! ? , learning is not good? I'll go! The exam is over! ? After the exam, the child who studied well said? I finished the exam! ? , learning is not good? Shit! It's over! ?

34) ? I seem to like you? How do you talk? Like you fucked me?

35) The so-called love story is that you say something that you don't even believe in yourself, but you want the other person to believe it.

36) Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating.

37) Some men are as smart and changeable as the weather. Some women are as stupid as the weather forecast. She can't see the change of the weather.

38) Don't wait for people who shouldn't wait, and don't break our hearts. We all do it for a living.

39) Alas, we can't afford to pay the electricity bill at home, so we have to burn money to keep warm.

40) Some old men are lustful and think that young girls are short of money.

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