What's the funniest joke you've ever heard?

There are no funniest jokes, only jokes that fit the situation. Some jokes are particularly funny when combined with specific circumstances at a specific time

Recently, "The Wandering Earth" has become very popular. What makes the movie even more popular is a magical background line in it: Beijing Third District Transportation Commission reminds you~

After the movie aired, relevant jokes appeared on the Internet immediately: On Naihe Bridge, a boy had drunk ten bowls of Meng Po Tang, Meng Po saw it and stopped her, saying: That's enough, don't drink it. What can't you forget? The boy replied dully: There are thousands of roads, safety is the first priority. Driving irregularly will bring tears to relatives.

Unexpectedly, an official Weibo follow up quickly, and it is very practical. Friends who have watched the movie When I saw this reminder on the road, I must have laughed like a pig. This joke went viral across the country

The Suzhou Traffic Police was the first to take advantage of the situation, and the "Suzhou Municipal Education Bureau" immediately responded. But I didn’t find it in the official media, so it’s probably a fabrication, but you’ll laugh when you see it, right?

In addition to "The Wandering Earth", Zhai Tianlin's papers are also very popular recently. By the way, Peking University has also followed suit. Peking University is in trouble. Should Tsinghua laugh a few times, not loudly, secretly~

Look clearly, it’s a picture of an internal group chat posted by a professor at the School of Journalism and Communication at Tsinghua University. One note is for the Academic Committee of Peking University (it should be the picture of P from Tsinghua University), and the other is for the Academic Affairs Office of Tsinghua University. Everyone knows 〖Academic Committee〗〖Thesis〗, it looks interesting

2019, 02, 14

Me: On the day of the Chinese New Year, a friend sent me a 200 red envelope

Me: Why did you suddenly send me a red envelope?

Friend: I sent it to you when I was in a good mood. You’re welcome, get the red envelope quickly

Me: Thank you boss, I’ll use the red envelope I received to play games Yes, it’s so exciting to play.

Friend: I received a red envelope yesterday, what did I do with it?

Me: I went to play the game, and it was really fun.

Friend: Oh, I forgot to tell you yesterday. Yesterday’s red envelope was what I owed you last time. I will give it to you this year.

Me: Ah! ah! Why didn't you tell me earlier that I would fully charge the game?

I am funny Mu Bibai, and I am honored to answer your questions!

On Sunday, Mu Bibai went back to the countryside to visit his grandparents. His uncle happened to be at home, so they chatted and watched TV. When they were watching, his uncle suddenly had diarrhea and hurried to the toilet... A few minutes later ...Suddenly I heard someone yelling from the toilet: "Ah... Damn it...!" When my grandma heard this, she yelled at my uncle and said, "You are such an old man and you still say dirty words!" My uncle said, "Me neither. On purpose, when I was wiping my butt with paper, I suddenly got a runny nose in the middle of wiping it, so I naturally picked up the toilet paper and wiped my nose..."

The best thing to say! Laughing jokes

No more words, just the pictures!

I asked, this brother left very suddenly...

This is a good company, not only haircut but also plastic surgery

To be continued... (It’s dinner time, let’s go eat)

What are you still doing in a daze? Come on, laugh!

On the first night after my colleague (female) got married, she called her parents to greet her and asked her husband to say a few words to his parents. Everything was normal until the end, but at the end, her husband said, "Okay, Mom, then you and your uncle should go to bed early"