Publish some classic words in 2020.

1, love is as little as money in a deposit, but loneliness and desire are like loans.

2. Forgetting is sometimes the most frank and courageous answer.

I am waiting for you. I'm waiting for you to find a good reason not to wait for you. In our imperfect life, we need some unnecessary waste.

Do you believe there will be real friendship between men and women? The kind of friendship that is calm, steady, completely trusting and interdependent? I believe. Because it is only possible to believe.

Some people will never be together in this life, but there is a feeling that can be hidden in their hearts for life.

6, promises, vows, lies, and rhetoric are just perfunctory!

7, unwilling to promise, only when lonely, will think of the most familiar!

8. My greatest luck is that I can choose. I have never been forced to do anything.

9. Imagine yourself as a bamboo dragonfly. As long as you open your wings and bravely face the wind, you can fly freely and fly freely.

10, the two became familiar with each other, but later they got to know each other more and had to break up. If they are not too greedy, this life should be ok, right?

1 1, I just want to ask, if there is a road between me and the brightest star, even if it is just a steel cable, will I not try to walk towards it?

12, life is like a train, there are always all kinds of people on it. You may also meet many people you think are destined to meet in the car, but when the car stops, someone will always get off the train of life. Wave when you get off the bus, and when you turn around, all you can remember is the way home.

13, the wider you look, the less you get hurt.

14, these days, nothing is needed. If there is anything that must be done, it is to be good to yourself.

15, the road to success is always under construction!

16, some people watch it all their lives, but they are ignored all their lives. Some people look at you, but it affects your life. Some people are warm and happy for you, but they are left out by you. Some people will make you happy for a while, but they will get you into a series of thoughts. Some people have been wishful thinking for n years, but you have refused for n years.

17, like a person, to a certain extent, really think of everything for him … if the people who love each other are not suitable for being together, why not let him go? Missing each other is much better than torturing each other!

18, nothing happened, nothing matters. Then you find that life is like this.

19, many things will always be understood after experience, just like feelings: if you miss it, you will know that life doesn't need so much unnecessary persistence.

20. A person who wants to succeed should always look forward, but I am a person who keeps looking back. I always thought that there was an original me in the original place.

2 1, life is simple, and simplicity is perfection.

Don't owe your friend too much, because you may never have a chance to pay him back.

23. Happiness is a process, which is always ups and downs. So, when you go through hardships, happiness may be just around the corner.

Even if there are no flowers on the road, I can still enjoy the desolation.

25. The day you promised will never leave but never come, because it is so beautiful.

26. What I care more about is that the people I care about know themselves.

27. In life, experience and feelings, there are many greetings, but they are not the answers. The question mark is the beginning of feeling.

28. It takes two people to make a decision when you are together, and only one person is needed when you break up.

29. Waiting is not bitter, but hopeless waiting.

I don't know how to express my love for you, only from my lowest voice to my highest voice. Maybe the dream is too high, I will never reach it; Perhaps the most humble tolerance, I will never let go. However, this is me, although not perfect, but brave and sincere exhausted my strength!

3 1, people have two attitudes towards memories, one is complaining and regretting, and the other is nostalgia and gratitude. Fortunately, we are all the latter.

32. The hardest thing in a person's life is just right! Step forward, what will happen next? No one will know, in short, it is just right! Just think of it as a goal in life!

33. Everyone is not a vegetarian. Vegetarianism is fake.

34. Festivals make happy people happier and lonely people more lonely.

35. If you don't persist, the pain will always stay; Stick to it, the process may be a little harder, but when you see the achievement after completion, you will not recall that the process is hard, but will become a sweet memory.

36. If confession is a kind of injury, I choose lies. If lies are also hurt, I choose silence.

37. Because of the storm, happiness is more worth cherishing. People always have a way to live, waiting for happiness.

38. When a person is over 20 years old, he will not make a promise easily, nor will he give up this or that for his ideal. Everyone should know that "taking you to see the world" is just a sentence, and learn that sometimes your so-called dignity is worthless in front of life.

Publish classic sentences in 2020

1, the story of the wolf tells us that we have been cheated twice, and we must believe him the third time.

There is only one "two" difference between talent and genius. Therefore, talent is good, and genius is always a bit stupid.

3. A woman loves you and you are her husband. Several women love you, and you are a man. Ten women love you and you are a lover. A hundred women love you, and you are an idol. Thousands of women love you. You are a hero. Millions of women love you, and you are the leader. Women all over the country love you, and you are RMB. Women all over the world love you. Oh, you are a sanitary napkin.

4. Garfield's fallacy in life: ① Save cautiously. Love your neighbor, but don't let her husband know. Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. Your future depends on your dreams now, so go to sleep.

5. Li Ao commented on men's love: ① If you don't take the initiative, beautiful women will let other men climb on you. (2) Don't refuse, there will be ugly women crawling up to you. Without commitment, no woman will let you climb on her. Li Ao commented on men's work: ① Don't take the initiative, others will take it away if you take a good position; Don't refuse, everything will be arranged for you; Without commitment, no leader will believe you.

6, rumors, well done is called hype; Sleeping, doing well is called stealing dreams; Flattery, doing well is called praise; Father, well done. My name is Li Gang. Soft candy, doing well is calm; Inferiority, doing well is called modesty; Narcissism, doing well is called personality; Streaking, well done is called art; If you work hard, doing well is called sacrifice; Work, well done, is called entrepreneurship; Comments, well done, are called originality; Walk-on, well done is called friendship performance!

7. Ideals are like underwear. There should be, but it can't prove that everyone has it.

8. liberal arts lost their lives in the college entrance examination this year. This year marks the Revolution of 1911 100, the establishment of China Producers' Party for 90 years, the implementation of the new economic policy for 90 years, the outbreak of War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression for 80 years, the Korean War for 60 years, China's return to the United Nations for 40 years, the establishment of special economic zones for 30 years, the end of the Cold War for 20 years, and China's accession to the WTO 10.

9. China Parents: 5 years old: Son, I have reported you to the Children's Palace. 7 years old: Son, I signed you up for the Olympic class. 15 years old: Son, I enrolled you in a key middle school. 18 years old: Son, I enrolled you in the college entrance examination surprise class. 23 years old: Son, I will be a civil servant for you. 32-year-old: Son, I signed up if you are the one.

10, don't worry about not getting sunburned. (Classic sentence) Maybe no one will call you an idiot if you get tanned.

1 1, obesity is the pain of breathing. It lives in every corner of my body. Eating KFC hurts, eating McDonald's hurts, and even drinking water hurts. Obesity is the pain of breathing, rolling back and forth in the blood, regretting the pain of not losing weight, hating the pain of not dieting, and wanting to be thin most.

12, it's really troublesome to meet strangers, and I'm going to tell lies again.

13, Baidu couldn't find you, so it had to enter sogou.

14, I wanted to eat my sorrows one by one, but I became fat one by one.

15, how can you get married without going through scum? No one can be a mother.

16, starving, doing well is called losing weight; Pinch this thing, well done is called massage; Being in a daze, doing well is called profound; Being lazy and doing well is called enjoying; Persistence in doing well is called persistence; Play dumb, if you do it well, it's as stupid as you think!

17, the fool stole the beggar's wallet and the blind man saw it. The dumb shouted, which startled the deaf. Camels come forward and lame people fly. Asako said, look at my face. The madman said: that is, people should be rational.

18, if marriage is the grave of love, then blind date is to look at feng shui to give the grave, confession is to dig the grave, marriage is double suicide, empathy is to move the grave, and the third party is to rob the grave.

19, Part I: I didn't bring my student ID card, admission ticket and ID card; Bottom line: I didn't do any listening, reading, composition or writing questions. Horizontal recognition: focus on participation.

20. Looking at the apple, I found that men are not reliable; After reading Lust Caution, I found that women are unreliable. After reading the warlords, I found that my brother was unreliable; After reading the assembly number, I found that the organization is not reliable; After reading "Mom loves me again", I found that my father was unreliable. After reading the new Never Give Up, I found my son unreliable. After reading The Matrix, I found that all the reality is unreliable, and the conclusion is only reliable by myself, which is referred to as "Holy shit" for short.

In 2020, classic quotations were released.

20xx publishes the latest classic quotations.

1, after reading the language of 10, it is better to talk about QQ for half a year.

Debut at the age of 2 or 0, every day 10. 20-year-old dream, 30-year-old effort. At the age of 40, it is basically oriented, and at the age of 50, it is full of popularity. Playing mahjong at the age of 60 and wandering around at the age of 70. 80-year-old lesbians are very common, and 90-year-old lesbians are hanging on the wall!

3. "Honey, I'm ... I'm pregnant for ... three months, but don't worry, it's not yours, you're not responsible ..."

I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.

A tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver.

6. personals: The requirements are as follows: A is alive and B is female.

7. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money!

8, fate is responsible for shuffling, but it is ourselves who play cards!

9, you come back quickly, I can't fool alone!

10, life is the mouth of Song Like Zude, and you never know who will be unlucky next.

1 1. If you fall, get up and cry again.

12. Besides teeth, there is love in the world.

13, a dinosaur went to the toilet when passing by Xi Jiaotong University. When she came out, she sobbed, "555, I finally don't have to worry about getting married in my life ..."

14, born, easy. Live, relax. Life is not easy.

15. My cousin is over forty years old. Starting from the text, I failed in the exam for three years. Then I practiced martial arts, and as soon as I made a move in the martial arts field, I was fired from playing drums. Change the medicine, write the prescription, eat it, and die.

16, asking how sad you can be, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel. ...

17, my life is limited and my food is limited.

18, when I was a child, I often made faces in the mirror; In old age, mirrors are flat.

19, are you blind? You can't see such a big shield, but you want to throw stones at my head!

20. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

2 1, patting the head to make a decision, patting the chest to ensure leaving.

We walk so fast that our souls can't keep up. ...

23, don't argue with the earth people.

24, girls from virgins to women as long as a success, boys from virgins to men need repeated training!

25, come out to mix, the wife will change sooner or later!

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me. ...

27. Rich people are grandfathers! But there are even more people who owe money and don't pay it back!

28. We have some differences: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I want her to treat gold as dung.

29. Being lazy in bed in the morning, I took out six coins from my pocket: If all six are heads, I will go to class! Think for a long time, forget it, don't take the risk. ...

30. I can tolerate that my figure is fake, my face is fake, my chest is fake and my ass is fake! But I just can't stand that money is fake!

3 1, the scholar plays dead for his bosom friend, and the woman has plastic surgery for herself.

32. When I grow up, I want to marry the Tang Priest. If I can play, I will play. If I can't, I will eat him.

33. You can't have two tigers in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.

34. Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

If my friends can sell for five dollars each, I can make a small fortune.

36. Give me a little sunshine, and I will rot.

You must eat a little properly to lose weight.

Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

39, why sleep for a long time, will sleep after death? ...

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.

4 1, diamonds last forever, and one goes bankrupt!

42. In a harmonious campus, cyclists may be doctors, while Mercedes-Benz drivers may be logistics. ...

43, it is gold, it will always be spent; This is a mirror. It always reflects light. ...

44. The reason why my girlfriend is not a nun is that she hasn't passed CET-4 and won't accept it in buddhist nun.

45. Nothing money can solve is a problem.

46. Listen to you and save me ten books!

47. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

48. If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind!

49. I am an animal when I take off my clothes, and I am the devil wears Prada when I put on my clothes!

50. Teacher, just follow the old lady! ... after a long time ... teacher, please give me a break!

Let's talk about the classic comedy released in 2020.

20xx's latest classic is funny. Tell me about it.

1. What RMB should do is to take the road of dollars, so that dollars have no way to go.

2. A Taoist who doesn't want to be an abbot is not a good Taoist!

3, can't bear it, just bear it again!

I know astronomy above, geography below, but I don't know English.

5. A good horse never turns back, because there is no turning back.

6. Life is like taking a shit. Although you try hard, you can still fart.

7. Sleeping means getting up tomorrow ~ ~! !

8. Only an ugly woman can say that a man is a playboy, and only an incompetent man can say that a woman is realistic ~ money is the basis of mastering everything.

9. As a post-80s generation, I am still giggling!

10, soldiers who don't want to be soldiers are not good soldiers.

1 1, it looks fat, and it's still fat when you take off your clothes!

12, when I was a child, I dreamed of becoming the owner of the landlord's house. The fertile land is thousands of hectares, and I am ignorant all day long. I'm fine. Take dogs and slaves to the streets to flirt with good families!

13. Angels can fly because they look down on themselves.

14, girls are precious, and young women are more expensive. If there are rich women, you can throw them away.

15, I swear I will never swear again!

16, my lack of money and women's hearts shows that he is not fucking wicked!

17, stand tall and pee far.

18, cherish drugs and stay away from life.

19, half of life is unlucky, and the other half is dealing with unlucky things.

20. Is there true love? Of course, there are many in TV series.

2 1. Flowers bloom not to wither, but to bloom more brilliantly.

22, stupid is stupid is too smart!

23. Start with your heart.

Legally speaking, a sexual relationship based on money is whoring. If I text you, we will have a "trust" relationship. Although it's only a dime, at least I've fucked you in my life!

25. Although I lied to you, you should believe me!

26. Women's tears are the most useless liquid, but you make women cry to show that you are useless.

27, haha, living is the last word.

28, alive, one day life will burn out, the body will return to the earth, flowers will bloom. The soul becomes a memory and lives in people's hearts forever. Everything in the world goes on, and so does human life.

29. In public, I often choose politeness, but in private, I often insult my manners.

30. There are two kinds of men: one is lascivious and the other is very lascivious; There are two kinds of women: one is pure and the other is impure.

3 1, ugly people, that is also special, that is, very ugly. The best among people.

Before the exam, I thought I knew everything. After the exam, I found that I didn't know anything.

33. It is better to spend money than to spend it.

34. Ugly people are human beings. Because you are ugly, you are human.

35. Busy-busy your heart. Without your heart, you will die …

36, hatred is like fire, hate others but burn yourself.

Children who live in fairy tales will die in fairy tales.

38. How much can you worry about, just like a group of eunuchs watching a brothel.

39, don't test people, people can't stand the test.