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The guard who was crossing the sword wanted to stop, but Fan Kuai sided his shield to hit him. The guard fell to the ground, and Kuai then entered. He put on the curtain and stood facing west. He look

The guard who was crossing the sword wanted to stop, but Fan Kuai sided his shield to hit him. The guard fell to the ground, and Kuai then entered. He put on the curtain and stood facing west. He looked at King Xiang with anger, his hair pointed upward, and the canthus of his eye was cracked. King Xiang rested his sword and said, "Who is this guest?" Zhang Liang said, "The Duke of Pei is riding Fan Kuai." King Xiang said, "Strong man, give me some wine." Then they fought with him. Kuai thanks, stand up, and drink. King Xiang said: "Give me a pig shoulder." Then he will have a pig shoulder for life. Fan Kuai laid his shield on the ground, put it on his shoulder, drew his sword, cut it into pieces and ate it. King Xiang said: "A strong man, can you drink again?" Fan Kuai said: "If I die, I will not avoid it. I will drink wine and say goodbye! My husband, the King of Qin, has the heart of a tiger and a wolf. If you can't kill someone, if you can't punish someone, if you don't fear victory, all the people in the world will do it." Rebellion. King Huai made an appointment with the generals: "The one who breaks Qin first and enters Xianyang will be the king." Now Pei Gong breaks Qin first and enters Xianyang. He doesn't dare to get close. He seals the palace and returns to the army to wait for the king to come. Therefore, the generals are sent to guard the gate to prepare for theft and theft. If you work hard and have such high achievements, you will not be rewarded by being a prince. If you listen carefully and want to kill those who have made meritorious deeds, this will lead to the death of Qin. If you steal, you will not become a great king. Take it." King Xiang didn't respond and said, "Sit down!" Fan Kuai sat down. After sitting for a while, Pei Gong got up to go to the toilet, but Fan Kuai came out because he wanted to do it. Pei Gong has come out, King Xiang sent the captain Chen Ping to summon Pei Gong. Pei Gong said: "Now that I have come out, I have not said goodbye. What can I do for him?" Fan Kuai said: "The great conduct does not care about the meticulousness, and the great courtesy does not refuse the small concession. Nowadays, people are like swordsmen, and I am like fish and meat, so why should I say anything!" So he left. . He ordered Zhang Liang to stay and thank him. Liang asked, "What are you doing here, Your Majesty?" He said, "I have a pair of white jade, which I want to offer to King Xiang, and a pair of jade jade, which I want to offer to my father. I would not dare to offer it because of his anger. You will offer it to me." Zhang Liang said: "I promise." At that time, King Xiang's army was at the foot of Hongmen, and Pei Gong's army was at Bashang, about forty miles away from each other. Peigong then set up his chariot and rode alone, and walked with Fan Kuai, Xia Houying, Jin Qiang, Ji Xin and other four people holding swords and shields. From the foot of Mount Li, walk along the road between Zhiyang. Pei Gong said to Zhang Liang: "The road from here to my army is only twenty miles away. When I get to the army, I will go in." Pei Gong has left, and he arrives at the army. Zhang Liang thanked him and said: "Pei Gong is too tired to drink cups and ladles, so I can't say goodbye. I would like to entrust you with a pair of white jade and a pair of jade jade, and then worship at the feet of the great general." King Xiang said: "Pei Gongan "Are you there?" Liang said, "I heard that the king wanted to supervise him, so he left alone and was already in the army." King Xiang accepted the bi and sat on it. Yafu accepted the jade fight, put it on the ground, drew his sword and smashed it, saying: "Alas! Shuzi is not enough to help him. The one who wins the king of the world must be Pei Gong. I am now a prisoner of him." Pei Gong arrived at the army, Immediately execute Cao Wushang.

After staying for a few days, Xiang Yu led his troops to the west to massacre Xianyang, killed Qin Jiang's prince Ying, burned Qin's palace, and the fire lasted for three months. He collected his goods, treasures and women and headed east. People may say that King Xiang said: "The mountains and rivers in Guanzhong are blocked by obstacles, and the land is fertile, so I can dominate them all." King Xiang saw that all the palaces in Qin were burnt and dilapidated, and he longed to return eastward, so he said, "Wealth and honor will not return to our hometown. Who knows if the clothes are embroidered at night?" The speaker said: "People say that Chu people wear monkeys and crown their ears, and it is true." King Xiang heard about it and cooked it.