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Wechat is very popular and realistic. Love words are too realistic.
What men want is beauty, and what women want is money. Beauty can be beautiful, and money can buy security.
3. In love, men who have no money always seem so naive, and women who have no culture always raise their demands.
Sometimes men look for women because they want to talk, and women look for men because they are eager to hear him say success.
It's always an emergency for a man to kiss a woman, and it's a long-planned thing for a woman to kiss a man.
6. Men always want to get married if they have no money, and divorce if they have money.
7. Women always want to get married when men have money, but they always want to get divorced when men have no money.
8. These days, men are often romantic when they are in love, while women are often realistic when they are in love.
9. A man who is not strong has no ambition, and a woman who is not gentle has no connotation.
10, on the road of love, men always want the end point ahead, and women always want the end point in the distance.
1 1, love doesn't last forever, you and I just had it once.
12, the best way to pursue a woman is to love her, love her, give her money and romance, and the best way to pursue a man is to fuck him.
13, every man is awake when he is in love, and every woman is confused when she is in love.
14, men learn romance when they fall in love with women, and women learn fantasy when they fall in love with men.
15, a man without a career is unhappy in love, and a woman without cultivation is not perfect in love.
16, men are naive when they like women, and women are profound when they like men.
17, when a man is in pain, he doesn't say a word, but when a woman is uncomfortable, she gets it off her chest.
18, men are often very serious when they lie, and women often look around when they lie.
19, what men really like is the appearance and connotation of women, and what women really like is the strength and temperament of men.
20. Every successful man can lie, and no mature woman knows how to coquetry.
2 1, men get bad when they have money, and women get rich when they get bad.
22. In love, a woman will abandon a man because the other person has no money, and a man will abandon a woman because of the other person's appearance.
23. Men focus on sex and women focus on love.
24. When a woman is desperate, she will marry a man. When a man is desperate, a woman will divorce him.
25. Men fall in love with eyes, while women fall in love with hearts.
26. In love, men don't like women who are too realistic, and women don't like men who don't understand romance.
27. Men like beautiful and gentle women, while women like smart and capable men.
28. Career is the capital of men's love, and talent is the backing of women's love.
29. A man's lies lie to a man for one night, while a woman's lies can lie to a man for a lifetime.
30. Women will be grumpy to men who have no money, and women will be gentle to rich men.
3 1, men without money can't keep women, and rich men can't keep women.
32. Love will make men tell all the lies and women play all the hypocrisy.
33. Men without women are lonely, and women without men are lonely.
Men want to be free in love, and women need to be protected in love.
35, men derailed because of impulse; Women have affairs because they are bored.
The sentences of social reality are too classic.
1. Fall, be sure to get up, don't get up. People will look down on you, and you will lose the opportunity.
2. If people who live like cockroaches have the resilience of cockroaches, what other days can't they live?
3, relying on strength, not relying on factions is not forever, strength is what you can rely on for a lifetime.
4. shine by yourself, don't wait for others to polish you. Who has the time and mood to polish you seriously?
5, every mountain should clear the way, and learn to do what you want when you meet the water bridge.
6, always run in front of subordinates, power leaders and friendship leaders are not as good as leaders.
7, using the cumulative method to expand assets is not a quick fix, no more, no less, no interruption.
8. Be patient for a while. When things are better than others, you must be patient.
9. Life is better than death, and death is better than living. This is a win-win situation and healthy competition.
10. Manage interpersonal relationships with the mentality of sowing. The sooner you sow the seeds, the tougher you will be.
1 1. Don't act rashly, it will only harm you.
12, when you meet a devil-type supervisor, accepting his tempering can make your character more and more tough.
13, don't quarrel with the supervisor in public, it will leave you no choice but to leave.
14. Learn new knowledge from people in different industries. Remember, you have to consult.
15, all difficulties are good. This is God's training for you, with the purpose of giving you the heavy responsibility.
16, do things with the mentality that losing is taking advantage, so as to grow rapidly.
17, don't talk about your pride in front of the frustrated and hurt your interpersonal relationship.
18, don't underestimate punctuality. Punctuality is respect for others.
19, judge people by time. Time is the master of inspection.
20. Look at people by asking questions and get to know that person by summarizing the information obtained.
2 1, set up a friend file to prevent others from hating less when using it.
22. Expand your circle of friends and take the initiative. Don't wait for others to come to you.
23. Flexible enemies who keep making friends can also become friends.
24. Make friends who like to repair you. Such a friend is your life coach.
25, self-recommendation, many benefits let others see you, know your existence, know your ability.
26. Beware of sudden warming of friendship. The correct attitude towards this friendship is: don't push and don't welcome, but return the favor.
27, be the second child, not the boss, the boss is not good, it is easy to become the third child and the fourth child.
28. The purpose of being a man is to win the respect and trust of others.
29. Exchange material benefits for human benefits. Material interests are temporary, while people's interests are long-term.
30. Don't just think about glory. Enjoy the glory today, and you may reap the consequences tomorrow.
3 1, finding a food and clothing parent can reduce your groping time.
32. Find an opponent to follow him and eventually surpass him.
33. Sit patiently on the bench and sit on the hot bench. What is there to be afraid of?
34. Applying other people's successful models can be a guide and give you a direction to follow.
35, secretly think of yourself as a boss or supervisor, and gradually cultivate your ability to be a boss or supervisor.
36. Don't be satisfied with the small achievements in front of you. Ask yourself: Is this my life?
37. Make yourself an expert in our bank as soon as possible. As long as you work hard, the iron pestle is ground into a needle.
38, don't have the idea of talent, talent is mostly caused by yourself.
Don't let past failures tie your hands and feet, or you will never achieve great things.
40. Don't make excuses for failure. You should face up to failure and find out the reason of failure quickly.
4 1, change the environment or change yourself. It is better to change yourself than to change the environment.
42. If you don't fight an uncertain battle, life can't afford to be wasted again and again.
43. Make self-reflection your daily homework. Because you are not perfect, you will say the wrong thing and do the wrong thing.
44. Speaking of keeping a low profile, encourage yourself not to be shy.
45. Relying on other people's intelligence to do things, one's ability is limited.
46, always have a sense of crisis, don't think that your life is good or lucky.
47. Both the leading role and the supporting role can be played. Everyone on and off the stage is content with life, so it is necessary to practice flexible personality.
Learn to control your emotions. This is one of the most important signs of maturity.
49. Be a tortoise, not a rabbit. People with rabbit qualifications are prone to pride, and pride will become a stumbling block on the road to success.
50. Do small things first, earn small money first, and accumulate experience for doing big things and making big money.
5 1. If you make a mistake, you should honestly admit your mistake and quibble. This will only hurt you.
52. Friendship can last only if friends keep their distance.
53. Money chases people, and people chase health with health. Are you afraid of not making money?
54. Don't change careers easily. The risk is high. It's best not to act rashly.
55. Appropriately improve social status In the job market, people are also a commodity.
56. Turning dedication into a habit is for yourself in the long run.
It is necessary for the new official to tell others loudly that I am coming.
58, only 50 cents, not 1 dollar, only one chance to get a dollar.
59, put down the shelf, the road will get wider and wider, and the shelf will only bind your hands and feet.
60. Don't speak too well. The purpose is to leave room for accidents so as not to fail.
6 1. Become an expert in your field as soon as possible. If you work hard, you will succeed.
62. Praise others more and make people happy without spending money. Why not?
63. Respect the territorial scope of others and don't cause unnecessary trouble through negligence.
64. Don't confide your frustration easily, lest people think you are weak and incompetent.
65. The principle of interpersonal relationship is that only by giving up can you satisfy the other party and the other party will satisfy you.
66. Don't ignore the problem of losing face. Losing face is the most likely cause of right and wrong.
67. Properly handle the relationship with villains. Don't cling to him or offend him.
68. It is better not to block other people's money than to block other people's money. It's best not to open your own financial path.
69. Resolving others' jealousy with a low profile will burn a person's fire.
You don't have to do everything. There will always be people who are dissatisfied with you.
7 1, to understand and use selfishness in human nature, we must find ways to use the selfishness of others for our own benefit.
72. Follow Mao and he will listen to you. No matter how big your temper is, no matter how shrewd you are, no matter how strong your character is, you can't afford it.
73. Use positive actions to promote, persist, work hard and accumulate abilities.
74. Delay the rise and fall with caution. Many failures are the foreshadowing of prosperity.
75. When everything is ready, flowers will naturally work hard, and when to spend it will be arranged by God.
Wechat speaking phrases is very realistic and sad.
1. It is better to face it bravely than to escape passively.
Find an afternoon, sit side by side with a fallen leaf and listen to it tell its years.
3. Looking at the photo on the ID card is ugly, but simple.
You said that love is priceless, I admit it, but this means that money is priceless, not time is priceless. Don't people often say that love meets the right person at the right time? If the pursuit of three years can make you feel happy, perfect and sweet, then the pursuit of ten years and thirty years will make your happiness discount.
It's sunny, so why wait for dark?
6. There is no doubt that there is a world that belongs to you.
7. Interpretation is sometimes another matter.
8. Don't chase worldly honor. Looking for the so-called things recognized by others all your life will always lose your happiness and happiness. Vulgar comments will annihilate your personality, and secular suggestions will leave you at a loss. Money for money will make you disown your six relatives, power for power will make you bold, and fame for name will make you unprepared. In the deliberate pursuit, the real me will become fragments fluttering in the wind, and the secular me will become disgusting.
9. Go the wrong way, remember to turn back; If you love the wrong person, you must know how to let go. People's hearts are relative, changing truth for truth; Feelings are mutual, warm your heart with your heart. Just take a walk together, why make memories longer than the journey?
10. What would you do if you liked a man? Treating him as a male god will only become a fan. Silent crush will only go further and further. Take the initiative to pursue, I'm afraid I will be rejected miserably. The best way to like men is to use this as a driving force and turn yourself into a goddess. Because instead of making yourself more attractive, please, please and seduce men. It is better to be kind to yourself than to others.
1 1. I can't give you the whole world, but my whole world is for you.
12. Freedom is the most beautiful realm of life.
13. What I expected was not what you thought.
14. The deepest injury in this world is not betrayal, not disgust, but gradual indifference after extreme love.
15. Life is sometimes frustrating, but you can try to make yourself happy.
16. I miss the time when I stopped, went crazy and was heartless.
17. Time will precipitate the truest emotion; Wind and rain will test the warmest companionship.
18. I am like a dying patient, dreaming of going back to the beginning.
65438+ feels that our youth is suddenly gone.
20. If you can let go of everything, you are a free man in the world.
2 1. I used to sit together and talk about my dreams, but now I am full of worries and depressed.
22. One day, I opened my eyes and saw that your smiling face was still clear.
23. It was because I saw it too thoroughly that I began to live badly.
Time is a magician. If I plant a lollipop in spring, I can reap more happiness in autumn.
25. Salt won't hurt you unless you fester.
26. Who says blue represents sadness? Look at the sky and the ocean.
27. Memories are a very tiring thing, just like how to lie down when you have insomnia.
28. I still can't bear to let you lose all my news, even if you don't care.
29. There is no happiness when you should laugh, no tears when you should cry, and no commitment when you should write.
30. Yesterday, before sunset, there were you and me; Today, I am still here, but you are far away; Tomorrow, I think I will slowly forget, yes, tomorrow, I will slowly forget.
3 1. Love, the years have passed; If the heart is sad, whose heart is lonely; You were in my heart that year, just like a fish in the water, so lively and jubilant; At this time, you, in my dream, are just like the moon in the night sky, so far away.
Very popular, incisive and realistic
1, some people walk away, some things fade when they look at them, some people forget when they think about it, and some dreams wake up.
You laughed at me and called me stupid. I laughed at you and never understood me.
All your efforts will not be completely in vain. How much time and energy you spend is accumulated in the future. Nothing in the world is fair, but time is the fairest. Whether you are lazy or hard-working, time will give you results.
4, silence is the answer, dodge is the answer, no longer take the initiative is the answer, you should have understood.
5. Being confessed is a joke, being loved, feeling that love is not lasting, being praised, feeling that it is just entertainment, saying a few more words with friends I just met for fear that others will find me annoying, and meeting netizens I have never met for fear that I will not look good. Basically, I live a restrained, cautious, sensitive and lonely life except yelling at the landlord when playing cards.
6. When people are very eager to get something, they only know the persistence of infinite cycle, whether it is worth it or not. Will there be a result in the end?
7. I have never depended on anyone in my circle. I'm not afraid of rumors or provocations. Even if you push me down, you can make a comeback.
8. Today, when my daughter-in-law and I had a fierce fight, I thought: Why am I as knowledgeable as a woman as a big man? What's more, it's your wife! I apologized then. After apologizing, her brother also put down the knife, her brother's iron hairpin, her sister's hand pulling my hair, and her rolling pin. Her father took out his mobile phone and said, let's return the coffin ... You see, as long as we communicate more, life is quite harmonious.
9. At first, we pretended to be confused to understand. Later, we played dumb and understood.
10, the original tolerance does not need talent, as long as you love the wrong person.
1 1, your burden will become a gift, and your suffering will light your way.
12, I don't need anything vigorous to tell others, and then others will be surprised by that strong love. I just want to be plain. When I miss you, I will come to you, give you a hug, a kiss, talk about interesting things that have happened recently, gossip about people around me, and then find a place to settle down. Even if others object, we will still be together, because we all know that our feelings are firm and we will take you occasionally.
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