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Did you get caught in the seven deadly sins of rural marriage?
I have attended many weddings of relatives and friends in the last two years, and I am very touched by the weddings in Tianmen countryside. Now I will talk about the bad habits at the wedding one by one!
1, the day before the wedding, usually the man will go to the woman's house the next day to discuss things in the wedding, such as the wedding route. All problems must be solved on this day, and any opinions between men and women about the amount of bride price and wedding expenses must be solved on the wine table! This has evolved into a drink contest between the two families! So that day, the man brought his relatives and friends who were heavy drinkers to the woman's house, and the woman's house invited their relatives and friends who were heavy drinkers to accompany him! Then, a century war on the wine table began!
Who is not drunk after a thousand cups? It seems that you won't stop until you fight each other's "pigs" (until you vomit)! It's terrible that the other two sides have been weakened in this lose-lose contest!
2. Dowry Gift On the day of Tianmen wedding celebration, we usually see the man come back from marriage. One of the many dowry products will always be the talk of the villagers, that is, dowry, a bank passbook with a photo frame sealed! "x million"! This bad habit stimulates people's comparison psychology, so there is no need to show off how much money they have! How's your daughter getting married? It's not just that you give more money! Keep a low profile! Keep a low profile!
3, red envelope extortion often attends weddings. After a wedding, on the way back to the man's house, the driver stopped to ask for a red envelope in the middle of the car. The excuse is "the car is out of gas and needs a red envelope"! What you can often see is the excuse of serving "the pot can't open" and other reasons to ask for red envelopes! Usually a red envelope can't be sent away! Getting married is not easy!
4, the gray vinegar woman does not understand why the groom's parents want to dress like clowns when they get married! Gray dad hung a big card on his chest, which read five big words "I am getting married today"! Vinegar woman hangs two vinegar bottles on her chest! Forcibly spoof this chaos between father-in-law and daughter-in-law! I think this kind of spoof is simply ridiculous!
5, carrying a daughter-in-law seems to have become an indispensable part of Tianmen countryside! On the way back from the wedding, gray dad was forced to carry his daughter-in-law, and there were always busybodies around him! Want to "top the horse"! What's more, it's a shame to lift the bride's skirt over her head!
What I want to talk about is actually the so-called after-care procedure behind the wedding. The degree of vulgarity is staggering! To give a few examples: (1) The breast-feeding bride hangs two milk bottles on her chest, and asks the gray dad to help her drink the milk without hands, even saying whether the milk is sweet or sour! (2) Give birth to your son early, be a jealous father and a jealous woman, and stick out the chopsticks in the beer bottle with your tongue! No hands! (3) The round bride stuffed the egg into the left trouser leg of Grey Dad, and then squeezed it up through the trouser leg until it was taken out from the right trouser leg! Of course, this vulgar activity is not limited to these. In my impression, there was no such activity in the marriage before Tianmen. These activities are obscene! I don't know when it became popular and made Tianmen's wedding vulgar!
7, make trouble in the bridal chamber, such as stuffing the father and bride in gray into the bed, and a group of boring people shake the quilt! ... wait! In my opinion, I can't afford a wedding company. Not as good as a low-key form. Anyway, the wedding ceremony is just a formality! Try to be as simple as possible, and the couple will gather together a few tables! It doesn't matter whether it's hot or not! The stimulation of bad customs is not rare!
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