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This summer, a circle of friends that became a lightning bolt summed up 60 articles.

This summer, I became a bolt of lightning. A circle of friends copied the article 1. Don't buy new clothes until you lose weight! Don't do your hair before you lose weight! You will always be a fat, dusty man in an old suit!

Losing weight is not so easy, every piece of meat has its temper.

3. Don't eat under the pretext of "MC coming" and "fear of unbalanced nutrition", fatty.

I have tried many ways to lose weight, but I still have this chubby figure.

If I can't lose weight, let me grow taller!

6. When a girl says she wants to lose weight, don't believe it, especially when she says this, because she has just had enough.

7. Think about the way others look at the extinction of dinosaurs.

8. Lose weight quickly.

9. People who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

10. I want what I want, I want what I want. I can't have both, so I left.

1 1. Actually, I will lose weight. I just want to gain weight for a while.

12. In fact, losing weight means eating less and exercising more. Choose the method you believe in, stick to it, and it will be effective. It's no use doubting from the beginning.

13. If you want to lose weight, don't always make excuses for yourself. Less ink leads to death, and decisiveness leads to death.

14. I worked hard for decades and went back to lose weight.

15. What's the difference between people who can't control their appetite and animals?

16. A beautiful woman is a beautiful woman, so naturally more than 100 cars were called to pick her up.

17. Is it like watching a boy who likes himself be taken away by a girl who hates himself?

18. No way! He's thin! Small belly! Do not restrain yourself, envy others for a lifetime!

19. If you tell me that you can't stand being hungry and ask me what to do, I can only say that you don't lose weight.

20. Be sure to push yourself! Can't die!

This summer, I came down because of a lightning thin. Please don't lose weight, because I want you to take part in the food contest to make money for me.

22. If a girl can't control her weight, how can she control her life!

23. I'm going to lose weight and cultivate my self. I can't lose weight until I am full! I must thin into a flash of lightning and light up all the poor fat people in the world!

24. The key to losing weight is hunger. Exercise is the most useless, at most it is an aid, but you can't lose weight through exercise.

I have a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They PK every day, and today Emma's stomach won again.

26. I should be stronger in all aspects, but I have repeatedly failed in losing weight.

27. Don't do your hair before you lose weight!

28. I want to lose weight Brave roses have no way out without eating or drinking.

29. When you can't hold on, think of the name of your rival in love.

People who want to lose weight but have no willpower and like to eat are hopeless. If you want to lose weight, don't make excuses for yourself. Less ink leads to death, and decisiveness leads to death. If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, keep hanging out with fat people. Anyway, there are so many fat people in the world, and you are not bad.

3 1. Don't always talk about losing weight. I think my sister was only five and a half pounds when she was the thinnest!

32. Life lies in tossing, and there is nothing to toss about losing weight.

What a lovely creature a mosquito would be if it sucked fat instead of blood!

34. Think about beautiful clothes. Artie, what size do you wear? This is not shameful. You must cut it off! ! ! ! ! !

35. Don't buy new clothes before you lose weight! Don't do your hair before you lose weight! You have always been a fat man who wears clothes until the dirt falls off!

36. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

37. Stomach ache. I have a stomachache. I have a stomachache. Stomach pain is a bird. Thin is king.

38. It is useless to wear anything when you are thin and fat.

39. Tired heart is the cruelest way to lose weight.

40. There is only one chance to turn over. Work hard!

This summer, I became lightning thin's circle of friends. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will be fat for a while now, or my life will be incomplete.

42. If you want to lose weight, don't make excuses for yourself. Will decisiveness die?

43. I used to be very thin, and it makes me sad to think about it.

44. You deserve to be surpassed by a group of thin people.

45. I tell you, this is a cruel society. It's not important to have real skills, but appearance is also important. Girls must love themselves. Just remember: Fat people have no future! No matter how capable and kind you are, you are just a good fat man ~

46. You will be beautiful! Just one year, a beautiful life! What can you do if you can't lose weight? It's nothing to do great things. You don't even have this perseverance! What can you do? You will accomplish nothing! No one wants you even if you look for it! Do you still want to get married? You still want to! So fat, health can't be guaranteed! You are not responsible for yourself, and you want to expect others to be responsible for you!

47. The person who loves you the most wants to give you a hug, but accidentally flashes his waist!

48. I tell you, this is a cruel society. Don't think you have real skills. Appearance is more important.

The most important thing is to eat a banana every day for three weeks. So you see, just bear it. Others can. Why can't you?

50. Every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop.

5 1. Hold on and don't eat. How dare you eat when you are so fat!

The person who really loves you is the one who won't let you stay up late, think you are fat and lose weight blindly.

53. I hate people who look like bamboo poles and insist on telling me that they are fat. I want to lose weight. Why did you lose it? ! !

54. Success is natural, and there must be failure before success. However, as long as we can overcome difficulties and make unremitting efforts, then success is just around the corner.

Sometimes being busy is not a bad thing, it can make us realize that our days are full and forget all our troubles and unhappiness.

56. Again: To be thin is to be hungry ~ If you always eat, it's hard to lose weight.

Eating? Are you qualified to eat? How dare you eat? Don't you feel disgusting? Do you want to save face? Do you still want to surprise those who look down on you?

58. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait till you lose weight.

59. Many people are asking me how to lose weight. In fact, there is no shortcut to lose weight, only exercise and dieting. This is my secret book.

Eat midnight snack copywriting friends circle funny summary 60 articles

It's funny to eat a midnight snack (1) 1. Busy all day, insist on making happy crayfish.

2. What should I do if I get disposable gloves? Of course I eat crayfish ~ ~

3. Cooking is traveling in the same place.

4. Delicious shrimp can't be stopped by Amy's father.

5. Did Yaya have a midnight snack today? Eat at once [Laugh till you cry] The waiter said that eating beef will only make you stronger and fatter. .

6. Lobster's head is very big, accounting for half of its body. There are two big tentacles on its head, which slide gently on the water.

7. My head hurts. Don't eat midnight snack at night. Be sure to go to bed at eleven o'clock at night.

8. I always believe that cheese is power.

9. In addition to eating midnight snack.

10. Crayfish is delicious. Today, not only cucumber but also konjac was added. Tut tut, delicious on earth!

1 1. Lobster season is coming.

12. Blow rice and green essence, and cook stone soup and white taro.

13. With crayfish, how can it feel spicy?

14. I especially want to eat hot pot, crayfish, spicy strips and snacks when I am in a good mood.

15. The time difference is completely reversed. Eat while sleeping, go out after dinner, go home after midnight, and have supper together. Maybe I'm still young. It's nice to have someone around me.

16. At this time, I can only ask my son to come out for dinner.

17. Why do you gain weight after eating midnight snack? I'm not going to sleep after eating.

18. If you are allergic, of course you should eat mango and lobster!

19. I like lobster, this one is with me, and this one is with me. Your mother can't eat now, you can eat for me!

20. In this day when I have to doze off at work, only a plate of crayfish can save me, or more.

Eating supper late at night is funny in the circle of friends (2)1. Dad Amy, Art, you went home to eat shrimp.

22. Color and flavor are the first, crayfish is the only one.

23. It must be fun to eat crayfish and drink beer with like-minded people.

24. I fainted when I went home to eat lobster. . .

25. If I eat midnight snack again, I will be a pig. I can't sleep now, I will get fat if I eat too much, and I will get acne if I stay up late. I'm getting ugly!

26. I decided to lose weight from tomorrow.

27. Eating crayfish is the passionate intercourse of spices and ingredients. The tongue can't stop and the mouth cheers.

28. Don't eat midnight snack ".

29. After one month of certification, I am a person who needs to eat midnight snack to gain weight.

30. Eat midnight snack regardless of weight.

3 1. I'm glad to have a chance to have a rest, drink and chat.

32. Guilt will decrease.

33. A spicy crayfish is delicious for everyone.

34. People who lose weight really want to eat crayfish. Never mind, let's eat first.

I ate two crayfish and drank six bottles of beer, waiting for my friend to save me.

36. Working overtime late at night is just to give yourself a reason to eat midnight snack.

37. Eating dinner, eating bread and butter and muttering about losing weight.

38. On the road of gaining weight, it is gone forever.

39. Eat midnight snack early to avoid gaining weight.

40. As soon as you enter the door, there is a tangy lobster smell.

Eating supper late at night is funny in the circle of friends (article 3) 4 1. Every day at this time, I want to eat supper, barbecue hamburgers, pancakes, fruits and instant noodles.

42. Love Australian lobster, and love crayfish more-Amy's father crayfish.

43. Drinking water is fat anyway, so it's better to eat something good.

44. I want to lose weight today. I don't like tea anymore. I just want coffee with caffeine, and I will never have a midnight snack.

45. I was dragged out to eat crayfish while watching a movie in the rain at night. It should have been very unpleasant, but now it is very balanced.

46. Spicy lobster, spicy feeling, spicy lobster, please try it.

47. Crayfish, delicious, I hope you and I both like it!

48. My father brought the cooked dry powder to my bed in the middle of the night. I felt sorry for my weight when I didn't get up to eat supper.

49. After dinner, the barbecue was terrible. I want to cook it again.

50. I feel lonely because of winter.

5 1. Give youth a release!

52. Good food inspires us.

53. Your tattoo is too philosophical to be understood. I just want to tattoo "no midnight snack" on my hand.

54. It's no use taking out your heart if you don't like it. That's it. I believe he feels the same way. He has always been stubborn. Don't ask me what to do. I just want to have dinner.

55. Summer is coming! Crayfish is in urgent need of life extension! Xia Nan Beiyang's signature Xia Nan Storm is delicious! Thirteen incense is also delicious!

56. I want to go to bed early, but I don't want to sleep on weekends. I want to eat supper and barbecue crayfish.

57. Who invented midnight snack to keep me awake without eating?

58. The whole circle of friends is running, and only I am eating crayfish. Who gave me courage?

59. Spicy lobster is so spicy that it pays off, and it is booming every year.

60. buy bones at the east gate and order oranges with pox sauce?

Sixty punch cards cards for friends to share breakfast with.

The circle of friends shared their breakfast punch copy (I) 1. You said you would bet on my math scores in the mid-term exam, and I promised you that if I lost, I would treat you to breakfast for a month. I can't do it, but I dare not gamble.

I really want to travel with you all the time if I can. Maybe it's an undeveloped desert island, or maybe it's a famous cultural city. We can use the lens along the way to record each other's smiling faces and our own scenery. Have breakfast, lunch and dinner together. Maybe I didn't eat well, but I wiped the oil stains from the corners of my mouth for each other. It doesn't really matter what the scenery is like. The important thing is that you are by my side.

It's very important to have breakfast in the morning. You should be full and don't want to eat at noon.

Enjoy getting up early more and more, because you can not only have enough time to exercise, but also have breakfast alone.

Breakfast is very important, the most important thing in a day. I'm not in the habit of eating breakfast. I insist on eating for a period of time every day to develop good habits and healthy breakfast.

6. The most healing thing in the world, the first is food, and the second is words. Remember to eat breakfast.

7. I drink, smoke, stay up late, fight, eat junk food, skip breakfast and wear only two clothes in cold weather. It doesn't matter. Nobody feels bad anyway.

8. Be true to yourself and love life

9. He will secretly kiss me on the forehead when I sleep, he will come all the way just to bring me breakfast, he will quarrel with me, but the next second he must make up.

10. The man jumped in line to buy breakfast, and the woman in front was a little unhappy and said, why don't you squeeze a jb! ! ! The man replied, one! ! !

1 1. Breakfast is the most important thing in a day, so I basically prepare an exquisite breakfast for my daughter every day. Have you had breakfast?

12. The real reason why breakfast is important is that it determines the tone of your diet that day. If you don't have a good breakfast, you may become addicted and eat junk food all day. Lori? Felger Mann

13. The sunshine kicked me out of bed. The wind wakes up, the branches are green, and a new day wakes up in beauty. No constraints, no pressure, just want to be the best of myself. By the way, good morning, friend!

14. It is rare to buy breakfast once, and the bread is finished in a blink of an eye.

15. Every day, when others are immersed in their dreams, I get up early to have breakfast. My mother says breakfast is very important.

16. I can eat the love breakfast cooked by my parents every morning, and my heart will be full of happiness. Good morning.

17. Breakfast menu, pumpkin, sweet potato, millet porridge, cheese omelet, vegetable and mushroom set meal. I'm lazy recently. Cooking breakfast can prevent me from sleeping late. The most important thing is that I can get rid of the picky eaters in our family and kill two birds with one stone!

18. The children never dislike that my breakfast is not rich enough and delicious enough. When my grandparents are not at home, they seem to know the truth of simplicity. Good morning, Thursday, your energy is more than anything else!

19. The most healing thing in the world, the first is food, and the second is words.

20. Will someone get up early in the morning to make breakfast for you?

Friends circle shares their breakfast punch copy (2)1. Remember to eat breakfast, and have an explanation for your stomach when you are old. ...

22. Eating breakfast is very important, and eating a good breakfast is even more important! You can work happily.

23. Someone is preparing breakfast. When I had dinner, I was really happy. I am not greedy. I can enjoy every bit of love and work hard.

24. I also want such a touch, good night before going to bed, care when I am sick, and breakfast when I get up.

25. The sun got up early, the flowers smiled with fragrance, the grass trembled with excitement, and the kitten stretched herself to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

26. I like the breakfast shop in the corner, because you will order my favorite food.

27. Discover that life is really the capital of revolution. You can earn less and earn slowly. Remember to eat breakfast first and drink plenty of water when you are healthy.

28. Until now, wake up and stretch. This weekend seems to be looking forward to, at least now I'm hungry. I really want to have a delicious breakfast and enjoy this relaxing time.

29. The whole world is urging you to have breakfast, but no one cares that you didn't eat "breakfast". I hope everyone who is busy must remember to have breakfast.

30. I also want to have a particularly good male girlfriend who can come to my house to bring me breakfast in winter.

3 1. Eating midnight snack is very active and makes you sleepy after breakfast.

32. You are fine. Is life like this?

33. The recent weather is really nice and comfortable.

34. While two naughty boys are asleep, wash the clothes, give the children cold water and make breakfast for themselves. To live is to have a mentality and experience.

35. Eating breakfast is the motivation for my younger sister to ask me out, and it is definitely not for drinking milk tea.

36. We say good night to those who hurt ourselves over and over again, but never make breakfast for our parents and say good morning. . .

37. The sun is rising, the flowers are slightly fragrant, the grass is shaking with excitement, and the kitten is stretching, ready to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Don't panic, prepare a big breakfast for yourself. Here, I sit down and enjoy the fruits of my labor. On the other hand, let's go after the script. Life is so calm and beautiful.

39. Eat breakfast seriously and have expectations for life. I planted figs myself, and I remember to buy vegetable seeds planted in autumn.

40. How many times do you want me to say it? Have breakfast in the morning, or you will have a stomachache. I was distressed at that time. It's a pity that you didn't mean it. )

Punch-in copy of friends sharing breakfast (Chapter 3) 4 1. {Remember to go to bed early, remember to drink less, remember to eat breakfast, that stranger}

42. May everyone have a radiant little sun in his heart, and remember to have breakfast no matter how busy he is.

43. Read other people's stories and shed your own tears. You can go back, but you can't go back to the beginning. Some things last a lifetime.

44. I want to have breakfast with you and say good night to your face.

45. Get off work after dialing the number, 1 1 go to bed and get up at 7 o'clock. Take a hot bath in the morning, make your own coffee, have breakfast and enjoy the peace and air in the morning!

46. The only reason that supports me to get up and go to work today.

47. Breakfast today: corn, eggs and soybean milk.

48. Since the holiday, there has been no breakfast, but more supper.

49. The morning sky is full of Leng Yun. I have breakfast with you in a warm shop.

50. When will the dream end? The biological clock wakes him up and he stays with you. There is breakfast and movies.

5 1. The morning of a day is early, and the meal of a day is early, so breakfast is very important. Eat breakfast when you are busy!

It was very cold when your lover brought you breakfast this morning. Don't catch a cold. Wear thick clothes. ]

I hope everything is as simple as gaining weight.

54. The next class delivers breakfast.

55. I have a good friend whose name is no one to accompany me to breakfast, no one to take me out to play, no one to comfort me when I am sad, and no one is right.

56. I just want to find a friend to bring me breakfast once in a while, accompany me to cross the street and chat with me lonely, and hold hands on the road to drink lemonade on weekends to help me hold an umbrella.

57. Today's diet: jiaozi for breakfast, fried dough sticks. There is no lunch or dinner. Enjoy hunger.

58. Life is watching TV, shopping, cooking, breakfast and good night. If so, I think my life is too short.

59. I can't tell the age of friendship and love. Sometimes I get trapped in the bags under my eyes, and sometimes I cry. Vague dialogue. Rely on breakfast and lunch together.

60. I get up when the sun rises. I am a biscuit on the earth.

There are forty articles in the circle of friends that it is cool to eat watermelon in summer.

Friends circle copy (Part I) 1. This summer, I just hope that every watermelon will have no terrible garlic smell.

It is most comfortable to eat watermelon in air-conditioned room in summer.

Summer is coming, I want to hide in sea salt ice cream, or sneak out of the window in the evening breeze.

As long as you cut it, a large piece of bright red flesh will be exposed immediately, just like the big red sun that children often say. Look carefully, hey, why are there pits on the sun? Haha, it turned out to be watermelon seeds! No wonder some people say, "It looks green, tastes red and spits black."

Watermelon, wearing a green coat and ponytail, really looks like a little gentleman. Take out a ripe watermelon and gently handle everything with a knife. "Poof!" "With a sound, the crispy melon skin will automatically crack, and the red melon sweat will flow out instantly, and a fragrance will come to the nose, which will definitely make you feel drooling.

6. Happiness is the summer when you are full, then exercise, then take a bath, then blow dry your hair and then chew watermelon.

7. This summer, the sun is shining, the watermelon is sweet, and you are beautiful.

8. Summer is hidden in watermelons and evening breeze.

9. I still like you as much as I like ice watermelon in summer …

10. It's so happy to drink soda and eat watermelon in summer.

Please give me a thin-skinned seedless watermelon!

12. Watermelon is round. Some of its skin is colored and some is black. There are many black stripes in the middle of the green skin. After cutting, you can see red pulp and shiny black melon seeds. Take a sweet bite.

13. Today, Lao Wang treats us to dinner, and eating watermelons and watching dramas in summer is really a perfect match.

14. I like the sun at four or five o'clock in summer. The wind is warm and the clouds are lazy, and you are by my side.

15. The gentle breeze in summer and the magnificent hug are not as good as your first sight of my face.

16. Can I compare you to summer? Although you are cuter and gentler than summer. -Shakespeare's Shakespeare Sonnets

17. Eating watermelon has many benefits. Watermelon is rich in vitamin C. Eating watermelon can supplement nutrition. Eating watermelon can moisten throat, clear fire, quench thirst, induce diuresis and eliminate toxins in the body. It is said that people with fever can cool down by eating more watermelons.

18. The green coat of watermelon is inlaid with a dark green overseas Chinese line, which looks like a beautiful headscarf. Touch its epidermis with your hands, it is smooth and smooth, like baby's skin, which makes people feel very comfortable.

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20. On a summer night, I chased the cold, and my friends around me were in twos and threes. The evening breeze blew the whispers of young couples to my side, and the beer lids of the barbecue stalls collided together. When you are tired, open a bottle of soda, and the moonlight is like the ocean.

A copy of a circle of friends expressing that eating watermelon in summer is cool (Chapter 2) 2 1. Watermelon with lemon and mango.

22. I like watermelon, watermelon juice and watermelon.

23. The beautiful side face of time is just to meet you in the summer when cicadas are singing, and I want to meet you in the summer when cicadas are singing.

24. Summer is coming, carry forward the spirit of loving watermelon.

25. One person is very happy to eat watermelon in summer, and two people are also very happy to eat watermelon.

26. We should respect summer. Eating watermelon is one of the minimum respects, including blowing air conditioning. If we show sincerity, we can drink watermelon juice; . Be more religious and drink iced watermelon juice.

27. Eat more watermelons and sigh less.

28. Summer is the season to eat watermelon. It seems that we seldom eat watermelon in summer these two years. I can't eat a quarter of the watermelons by myself, and I'm too embarrassed to let my boss sell an eighth. Suddenly found that a person eating a watermelon is so lonely.

29. Looking forward to the heartbeat like orange soda in summer.

Without ice cream, vitamins, watermelons, lychees and peaches, summer would be meaningless. What? Will litchi get angry if you eat too much? Just put it in the refrigerator and ice it!

3 1. I like spring and winter when I was a child, and I like summer when I grow up. It feels good in summer. You can eat ice, drink ice, eat watermelon and sleep late.

32. If you want to have a good summer, you must have watermelon.

33. In summer, the midday sun burns like a big fireball, and it constantly pours excessive light and heat on the earth. The whole earth seems to be burning.

34. I met unexpectedly in summer and ate the sweetest watermelon!

35. Hurry up, hurry up, it's hot, please eat watermelon and be full!

36. Borrow a seedless, crispy and super sweet watermelon from the great gods in the name of summer.

37. The summer wind blows gently, clearly saying that you love me.

38. Summer is so beautiful that many good memories are related to summer. This beautiful season is suitable for going for a ride with beautiful people, watching the sunset, blowing the evening breeze and eating watermelons.

Watermelon is round, like a big ball. Its appearance is dark green and turquoise, as if wearing a very beautiful flowered skirt.

40. Follow me in summer and I'll buy sand watermelons. hahaha.