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Tell me the classic sentence: jealousy in friendship is no less than love.

My boyfriend and best friend dyed my hair green.

Second, the most painful love triangle in the world is that I love eating, being fat and loving me.

Third, we finally lost a lukewarm greeting.

Fourth, everything is because I care too much about you, so you will get lost in the dark corner and feel sad.

I am just a passer-by, breaking in without authorization and leaving silently.

Six, why other couples are so happy, but we are so indifferent, as if we are not even friends, so sad!

Seven, time can let me see the reality clearly.

Eight, since you can't stay, you don't have to force it.

Nine, giving up treatment can reach the highest madness in life.

Envy in friendship is no less than love.

Please get along well with loneliness. It will be your only friend in the future.

Twelve, I broke up with him, in fact, I still love him, who can understand me, just for a moment.

Thirteen, some things, I think more headaches, I feel distressed.

Fourteen, my world is good to have me alone, it is busy enough.

The hardest thing is to say hello for the first time and say goodbye at the end.

16. It would be nice if the buttons of the mobile phone also have the window-shaking function. Once you don't reply to me, I will start shaking and shaking, making your mobile phone unstable.

20 13 The cruelest thing to say is that friendship hurts people as much as love.

First, after careful consideration, I found that choosing to come to earth was a fucking mistake!

Kings like lions and tigers never turn around because a dog barks, let alone go crazy.

3. Fools are obsessed with those idiots, and idiots are obsessed with those bastards.

Fourth, sometimes our heartbroken wounds can only be exchanged for the salt of the people we love.

For whom we rejoice, cry, forget ourselves and lose ourselves, maybe it is just a tool they use, and there is no feeling. This is just a tragedy.

Six, in this world, in addition to mom and dad, who else will be dead set on loving me?

Seven, the future, only live for yourself.

Eight, we always love those who hurt us, and we also love those who hurt us.

Don't always think of your friends when you are sad.

Sometimes, friends are just used.

Never give up, it's pure fart.

Twelve, friends are upgraded lovers, lovers are advanced strangers.

The happiest thing in the world is to let the person you love find her happiness.

Fourteen, put aside the past and start over. Don't hurt yourself for the unworthy wait.

The teacher said that we are mentally developed, but in fact we are only mentally developed.

16. Don't always wait until you lose it.

Seventeen, the original tears and eyes keep saying goodbye, and the taste will be salty.

Eighteen, the language of the mouth, only the heart can prove right or wrong.

Nineteen, how can life be just like the first time?

I have self-esteem too. Please don't test my feelings.

You can never get true love by cheating.

Memories always slap me in the face and point to old wounds, forbidding me to forget.

The girl's sad and gentle personality. Tell me I love you as much as you love me.

First, when we don't understand what love is, we often talk too much about it. Understand slowly and talk less.

Second, everyone has a wound in his heart, where the sky once fell.

Third, you are obviously not good, but you have to pretend to be good.

Fourth, if you know how to give up, it would be great.

5. When you get up every day, you have to stage a drama with your beloved quilt: heart abuse, body abuse and love abuse. You cling to me and you can't bear to part with me.

Sixth, that moment, that courage, that, that truth,

I would rather fall in love with someone I can't have than have someone I can't love.

Eight, the exam is a boomerang, always going and coming again. ~

Please take good care of the people I love.

Ten, once the seas dried up and the rocks crumbled, but now it's easy to get together and break up.

11. wade for your lotus Xi and fight for your flag Xi for a long time. Looking at the palace for Qing, slowly singing for Qing's white hair.

I love you, which is the most important thing in the rest of my life.

Thirteen, life is like a play, just how to play your true colors, or how to play the double spring well.

14. I will never have anything that may be lost.

Don't care what others think, you just need to please yourself.

Don't think that dad snores too loudly, it's because he is really tired.

17. Would you like to step on the broken joints of a dead body and come into my life?

Do you know what my biggest motivation is? The answer is the first word of this sentence.

Nineteen, because I didn't see it thoroughly, I had a bad start.

If you are sad, try to look up at the sky. You forget how big it is after reading it, and you will certainly tolerate all your grievances.

You will leave me sooner or later, when you avoid my hug.

Twenty-two, children who like words are not accidental, they are just more lonely than ordinary children.

Sad to say a word about friendship breaking up. Breaking up with your best friend is no less than breaking up with your lover.

1. I told my friend that Jackson Wang was very worried and didn't want to go to the jungle today. Friends say this is a thousand miles of worry. DuDu whistling dog, break up for five minutes.

2. Chatting with my best friend tonight, I suddenly remembered that a good-looking boy recognized me as his sister, and later found out that he was with his senior sister because she gave him money to spend. This behavior was unbearable, and he broke up. I didn't expect him to make girls happy. This skill has now developed into his profession.

I almost broke up with my best friend. Well, I don't know now, and he won't admit it. I have no choice but to turn a blind eye.

4. I am already depressed. Breaking up with your best friend is never as painful as falling out of love. In our ten-year friendship, no one wants such a day. I see you one by one in your newsletter, and I can't wait to be upset in minutes. But I know that true friendship is the same as breaking up, just don't care. Tina, I hope you have a bright future.

Sometimes it is sunny, sometimes it is dark. This is life.

6. A small part of the shadow is caught in a book that suddenly closes, and a short trip is about to take place.

7. A person's loneliness is caused by three lovers.

A successful man must have two packs of tissues in his pocket.

9, a scene, tired of watching clowns, laughing at the audience.

10. I broke up with my best friend. Talking friends were framed again today. I got up the courage to go to QQ and said "return" in the studio. I thought everyone was too busy to notice me. As a result, everyone came to capture a fairy tale. Oh, isn't this a fairy tale? Why did you go there? Someone cares about me. The sun will still rise tomorrow, and I will smile. Who knows that people in that place still care about me?

1 1, I saw a passage before going to bed, which just hit my nerve. Once she turned against her friends and criticized each other's shortcomings. This is exactly what she said! Now, I'm still trying to change! This quarrel has made me grow up, and that breakup is also the basis for us to talk about everything now, and I am ashamed of it. If life can be like an hourglass, you can go back with a slight move. What I want to do most is to catch everything that was so close.

12, it's ridiculous that my best friend broke up with me for my boyfriend.

13, I don't like my privacy being invaded.

I don't know you.

15. If you are used to pretending to be happy, you won't be really depressed at school. It's really melancholy to do it, just pretend to be happy.

16, I just need a warm love that doesn't betray or hurt.

17, I smiled as brightly as the sun, but the sun betrayed me.

18, I think we were still good friends when we got married. As long as you are willing to turn back, I will always be there.

19, if you hate me, just say so. It's hard to hide anything in your heart. Don't smile at me just because you are embarrassed to turn your face. If you have no feelings, then break up. What a waste! !

I threw away the remaining half bottle of vaseline.

2 1, a radio anchor said that if a friend said that his partner was not suitable for him, he would break up with his friend decisively. And I'm the kind of person who breaks up with his friend automatically if he doesn't like the other half.

22. It's hard to meet such friends in life. We had quarrels and laughed, but we never said we were going to break up. I remember you once said that I am a man and you will marry me. Hehe, but my mother didn't turn me into a man. I met you ten years ago, maybe it was a lifetime fate. Thank you for being kind to my parents, and thank you for leaving work and driving your car today.

I never want to force my friends to break up with people I don't like for personal reasons. But please delete me if you want to please both sides.

24. I haven't been hungry for a long time because I lost weight. Before, my weight was ok. I always thought I was not fat. As a result, I have eaten and drunk a lot recently, and there is no limit to chocolate. As a result, I am as fat as a balloon (I have no face to love). Lose weight or diet! Go on a diet! Who will tell you what to eat? It's okay to exercise less after meals. I just want your fat friend to break up in minutes.

I don't know in what mood I became good friends with my ex-boyfriend. Is that four years of love so weak? I'm stupid, but that doesn't mean I don't understand. He fell in love with my best friend. What should I do? Break up with my best friend? Make a scene? That's stupid. They're all fine. It's good to be together. I think we're at least not embarrassed now. It's good to know that someone loves me.

26. Going home so late for the first time after breaking up with someone. Finally, I watched I Max and suddenly found that all the good times were spent with my girlfriends. I am very lucky. . .

27. Today, my best friend and I went to weigh ourselves. I gained two pounds, and my best friend just gained two pounds. I am happy to say that we have a tacit understanding and are fat together. My best friend said simply that my chest is fat and your waist is fat. I want to break up with you! Break up! !

28. Breaking up with your best friend is no less than breaking up with your lover.

29. I just had a picture fight with my friends and sent out several expression packs of our army. As a result, she finally told me that she was not alone. I said, are you blind? She said they all look the same ... I don't think this is face blindness anymore, this is blindness! Use the picture below. Now I'm seriously considering breaking up. I am serious.

30. I decided to break up with my friend, and he actually took my charging treasure to charge his charging treasure!

3 1, tell me, why did you leave me If I lose you, I will lose everything, fall out with my family and break up with my friends. Hehe, is it useful for me to live?