Funny talk about the circle of cold friends in 202 1 day (selected 38 sentences)

1. The person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on this day is definitely my true love.

2, cold is a word, I only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.

It's so cold in winter. I want a warm bed with wifi and endless snacks. If all else fails, can you give me one?

The weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

5. It's really cold in the northeast. Before landing, the urine has frozen into a popsicle, and you have to hit it with a stick.

6, hoo-",the wind roared, the trees shook in the wind, and the branches were whipped in the air like wild dancing whips.

7. A lonely man is widowed, and a girl says she is cold, which is actually a kind of hooliganism.

8. "Why are people closer to the north more direct?" "It's freezing, who has time to travel with you?"

9. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

10, it bothers me in winter and always freezes my hands and feet.

1 1, don't tell me it's cold, take care of yourself and put on more clothes, or take care of me or buy me clothes with money.

12, it takes courage to undress, perseverance to wash clothes, and explosiveness to get up.

13, the coldest is not winter but winter festivals.

14, I remember that it was a cold winter, and I didn't want to go to class in the morning, so I asked my roommate to help me ask for leave and just find a reason. Soon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.

15, it's cold, and fewer and fewer people are playing mobile phones on the road. I touched the hot millet phone and smiled. It is my hand warmer in winter. Warm up at any time, keep heating, and warm up my heart. ...

16, take an extra coat when it is cold, remember to take an umbrella when it rains, and buy a cup of hot milk tea when your hands are cold. Don't treat yourself badly.

17, the most rogue in winter, always likes to freeze my hands and feet. 、

18, I once threatened that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog. I didn't understand the promise of beauty until I was frozen into a dog today, because I was too young.

19, I'm not cold, I'm cold.

20, it's cold, there is someone to hug, and there is no one to add clothes.

2 1, it's cold, only coat, no hug.

22. It is very cold this winter. Some of you keep warm, so I put my pocket in.

23. I want to streaking in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

24. The weather is very cold. Don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate when you wake up at night.

25. In winter, a thin layer of snow, like a huge soft wool felt, covers this vast wasteland and shines with cold silver light.

26. When I met you, I felt warmer and warmer in winter.

27, the weather is cold, there are boyfriends with boyfriends, and there are girlfriends with girlfriends, and I am even more awesome: I am not cold! ! !

28. quot What is winter? ""I don't want to get out of bed even if I hold my urine. "

29. Can you lend me a hug when the weather is cold?

30. It's so cold that you can even fart and dry your hands.

3 1, there is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that * * * thinks you are cold.

32, the most rogue in winter, always like to freeze my hands and feet.

33. It's so cold in winter. I want a warm bed, uninterrupted wifi and endless snacks. If these are not enough, can you give me one?

34. The weather is very cold. Whenever I lie in bed and don't want to get up, I think of teacher Cang's teaching: "Don't lie in bed unless you can make money in bed."

35. The weather is very cold. The place I want to go most is not only the bed, but also your arms.

36. There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was so cold that I was unconscious.

38. It's getting cold, Old Moon. Did you knit a sweater with my red thread?