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What losses have you suffered that make you feel worthwhile?
I bought two packs of toast on the first floor of the mall, thinking that it would take at most 10 minutes to get in. It's impossible to be so unlucky that my car was stolen. Took out the car keys and went in. When I came out, I found that the electric car was gone. At 8 o'clock in the evening, although there are street lamps outside, the line of sight is still not good. I started running around like a headless fly, looking around. Alas, in fact, the rear wheel is unlocked, and people say it will push it away. How can I find it? It costs another two or three thousand dollars to buy an electric car. . .
2. Wear a pullover and don't put your mobile phone in your front pocket.
Get off high-speed railway station, get on the bus and go home. I have to change buses in the city. It takes at most 15 minutes from getting off the bus to getting on the bus again. When I got off the bus, I looked at the time. It's almost 4 o'clock. I don't know if I can get home at 5 o'clock, but I have to go home for dinner. But when I got on the bus and reached for my pocket, my cell phone was gone. It was stolen while waiting for the bus or getting on the bus. I was so angry in the car that I regretted putting my mobile phone in this big pocket in front of me. It's my new 4S, and thousands of dollars have been stolen like this!
3. Don't play with your mobile phone while walking, cycling or driving.
I ride an electric car and play with my mobile phone. I hit a big truck and my eyebrows split. I reminded him to look forward. I don't believe it. I stepped into the pit and cocked my foot. I was so swollen that I couldn't walk on the ground for several days. . . Serves you right. I booked a Didi Express, and the driver talked to others while driving. I repeatedly reminded him that he wouldn't listen and ran into the car in front. . . Your car rear-ended deserved it, which delayed my high-speed rail time and made a decisive bad review! ! So, don't play with your mobile phone, and don't move your mobile phone, some of them will die!
4. Unplug the rice cooker!
I can't even think about it now. Nothing. It's just that I broke a rice cooker. If there is a fire, not only our house but also this building will be dragged down by me!
Generally, rice cookers will automatically keep warm after cooking. Once, everyone in the family had eaten. I got up late, so I turned on the rice cooker and drank the rest of the porridge. With all my family at work, I got bored and went out to play. When I came back this afternoon, damn it! ! The inside of the rice cooker was baked dry, the whole rice cooker was super hot, and the thermos cup of dad next to it was also fried (it is estimated that the rice cooker was baked at high temperature). I was scared to death. I feel very hot when I wash apples by the pool. When I looked back, the rice cookers were burnt. If I hadn't found them, I don't know how serious the consequences would be
Remember, unplug the plug before eating, so as not to lift the lid of the rice cooker. You can't see the plug when you cover it, and it's easy to ignore the unplugged plug!
These losses are the blood and tears of Sister Ma. I think these losses are worth eating and will never happen again!
Just sauce purple.
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