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Talking about my girlfriend Lan Yan

1. You are very talented and I am really lucky to know you.

2. He and I went from strangers→friends→boyfriends→Lanyan→boyfriend→my brother.

3. Lan Yan said, "Although I'm with her, I'm still your Lan Yan. I'll accompany you when you cry, laugh, go crazy, or be funny." Lan Yan, in fact, I only want you to be happy. Okay

4. In order to accompany you, I hide in bed and play with my mobile phone every day. It doesn't matter if you sweat profusely every night when you go to bed. Who let me be your blue face?

5. I got married, but Lan Yan said it was time for him to leave. I suddenly felt so sad...

6. Some people say that Lan Yan’s confidant is lighter than love. A relationship between a man and a woman that is deeper than friendship and more innocent than a third party.

7. I want to be your beauty but you treat me like a loser

8. I have no lover, only a bestie who loves me

9. My best friend and my boyfriend were together, and I hugged Lan Yan and cried.

10. Many times, we find that we need such a friend around us. We don’t want to say that he is a blue girl, or she is a beauty. Meeting the wrong person at the right time is a blessing. Kind of sad. Meeting the right person at the wrong time is a lifetime of sighs.

11. Looking back at the time when we met, we were rude, playful, and joking, and I know that we are not friends but Lanyan.

12. My best friend said that I fell in love with Lan Yan, but I didn’t realize it.

13. We broke up with each other tonight. Goodbye Lan Yan.

14. I am afraid that my Lan Yan will hook up with my female friend. Do I want to say that I have a dog? Do I owe it?

15. You are not color blind. Can’t you tell the difference between red and blue?

16. Lan Yan, since I told you that I like you, you have stopped asking me to say good night to you after dinner, and even chatting with you has become awkward. Maybe this is a sign that you don’t like me

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18. Lanyan’s confidant‖My First Sen_° Beauty in Pink‖My Baby_°

19. After the holiday, I will confess my love to Lanyan and wish us well.

20. He said that after the breakup, he would be Lanyan and I would be his bridesmaid when he got married! !

21. Lan Yan is the mistress with a different identity. Is there anyone who feels the same way?

22. I hope to have a blue face, a friend of friends or above, but not a lover.

23. If Lan Yan has a wife, even though I don’t like him, I will still feel uncomfortable.

24. Lan Yan’s confidant can be said to be a brother. , are sisters. It's because the other party doesn't regard her as a woman, and she doesn't regard her as a man. In fact, the more she keeps repeating this, the more she worries that she will take that step.

25. Lan Yan is a creature who can be ambiguous when nothing happens and will cause trouble when something happens.

26. Don’t look for Lan Yan, it’s enough for me to love you

27. Dabao wishes my beloved friends good luck in the high school entrance examination, Sibao, Jiang Hao, Lan Yan, Da Mao, come on!

28. -- There is only one true best friend, and that is yourself. There is only one true Lan Yan, and that is your man.

29. Friends Above, the lover is not satisfied, the blue beauty is the confidant, what more can the husband ask for.

30. I said Lan Yan, why do you know everything about me? It’s embarrassing and thick/

31. Lan Yan’s confidant can be said to be a brother. are sisters. It's because the other party doesn't regard her as a woman, and she doesn't regard her as a man. In fact, the more she keeps repeating this, the more she worries that she will take that step.

32. I am waiting for the Chinese New Year to send him a Happy New Year and say a Happy New Year to my friends. Do you have a partner? How much you want to talk to my blue-faced girl about your girlfriend, show it to your sister

33. In fact, I have always wanted a blue-faced girl~

34. You were tired of me last night Good night, sweet dreams. Today I saw you talking and laughing with another girl. You ignored me all morning. Lan Yan asked him if he would accompany me. He said you should go

35. Lan Yan and Hong Yan are just very close. A simple relationship. It's just that you think too much.

36. Doubi Lanyan calls me every day and sings Little Apple, so happy. I don’t have a boyfriend but I have a male best friend!

37. Kang Sheng said that since we are close friends, we should not care about anything and talk about everything, so there is no need to taboo about the differences between men and women. Men gather together with lovers because of their common ideals. The story of mountains and rivers is still being circulated today.

38. [The people my best friend Lan Yan loves are all separated from me. The only thing I can do is say hello after we meet. ] - Mo Xi

39. Xun Lanyan, spend Valentine’s Day with me!

40. Xia Yueyue: I have a friend who leaves me messages every day, saying good morning and good night, buying me food and daily necessities. He is just my blue face.

41. In the past few years, I have also learned to be strong. Like you, I have learned to endure.

42. He is the person who understands you best besides your significant other. Sometimes you may even say some things to your significant other but you will share your feelings with him. Stories, there are things that you can't tell others but you can tell them. Having such a confidant means you have an extra psychiatrist and a spiritual diary. He is like a trash can, which can hold all your bad moods; he is like an air conditioner, which sends out hot and cold air.

44. When chatting with him, I can speak out my troubles without any scruples. I know that I regard him as a very important person.

45. I put my Lan Yan deleted all her brothers and told them to let them go

46. It turns out that her boyfriend said good night to many girls. It turns out that Lan Yan also cares about other people

47. My Lanyan, I regard him as my life

48. Who knows what it’s like to have Lanyan with my lover. He spent Valentine’s Day with his current girlfriend, and I was caught in the middle and endured the pain and forced a smile

49. Sar·Lanyan, Xiansen Sar·Hongyan, Guliang

50. I don’t envy Xie Na to have Zhang Jie beside her, I only envy Xie Na to have a Lan like He Jiong beside her Yan

51. If this friend is very important to you, you will also miss him in the dead of night, miss him when you are sad, pay attention to his every move, and feel jealous and jealous

52. Life is about tossing you to death, all you have to do is grit your teeth and persevere.

53. [She is not tall but very cute. He is not handsome but I love him.] ——To my best friend Lan Yan who is the most patient and patient

54 , Life is like a tree. Only by removing the complicated branches and branches of regret and regret can you have your own sky.

55. Many girls ask why boys like to play LOL. Well, I will tell you what else can we do when you go shopping with the so-called Lan Yan, drink wine, and eat with your girlfriends

56. "What is Lanyan Hongyan?" "It's a mistress who waits for the first wife to step down before taking over.

57. There is a boyfriend and a Lanyan. When you are sad, you cry to Lanyan. When you are happy, Lanyan is watching you and your boyfriend laughing and happy in the corner

58. One day I will hold Lan Yan’s hand and appear in front of my ex!

59. Lan Yan gave all the warmth she gave me before to a girl I just met who understands me

60. Lan Yan is just an excuse to fall in love with L.

61. I, Lan Yan, am a scumbag, and I will accept it if he messes with me. But today, he did it because of me. She got angry when she made a joke and ignored me.

62. I, Lan Yan, said: Whoever marries you in the future will be unlucky, because you are so lazy.

63. Lan Yan said, if If no one wants you when you are twenty, I will consider taking you in.

64. How long; it is Lan Yan who chats with you until late at night and it is your boyfriend who urges you to go to bed

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65. To others, Lan Yan may not be as good as my boyfriend; but to me, Lan Yan is my boyfriend’s substitute!

66. He is my father in this life. The man who understands me best

67. He is not my lover. He knows that I am sick and gives me medicine. When I get angry, he immediately calls me many times. He does not allow anyone to bully me. He is very good and it is me. Lan Yan

68. When I broke up with my boyfriend, it was Lan Yan who comforted me. Now that Lan Yan is gone, who knows?

69. Only when you are at your lowest, will you know who is the best. He is a fool who is always worried about you, who is a stranger to you.

70. He said he was selfish and wouldn’t let me have a blue-faced male best friend. I did it for him.

71. Just now Lan Yan confessed to me and I didn’t know how to answer him. It should have been a few days since my partner broke up with me just now. I don’t want others to regard me as a carefree person

72. I Dearest Lan Yan, thank you for accompanying me on all the roads I have walked at this age.

73. Let your Lan Yan accompany me on Singles’ Day@

74. Secret love. After three years, he finally became my Lanyan. I remember that time I was happy for a whole month. Just because I said "best friend" and he called me stupid, we broke up like this for three years

75. I also want to have a Lanyan. When I had a cold, he gave me isatis roots and when I wanted to cry, he lent me his shoulder. Someone bullied me and he was there to protect me, but I didn’t. 76. Friendship, sisterhood, brotherhood, blue-faced love, bestie love. , love and affection are not as good as the affection between you and your parents!

77. Is it the end of the world? You have Lan Yan, you have relatives, you have best friends, that’s enough#

78. On Valentine's Day, I took my best friend to meet my boyfriend. My boyfriend brought his beauty to meet me. On the way, they met my blue beauty and they went to dinner together.

79. My lover, you only worry. Your deskmate is sick and needs your care, but you forget that I also have a cold and fever. You only remember that you are her Lanyan, but forget that I am your lover.

80. You are lucky every day to have such a person. Friends, have such a feeling, pure and warm, sincere and long-lasting.

81. You have your brother, I have my best friend, you have your mistress, and I have my Lan Yanzhi bitch.

82.——Lan Yan You He loved her, but I was still alone; it was still on the eve of Valentine's Day; who can understand the feeling of the person I love falling in love with someone else!

83. There is no blue face in the world, there is just a fool who is willing to love you in another way.

84. Do you have such a blue face? He will protect you in everything, but he has someone he loves, and that is not you.

85. I am so beautiful, and there are so many girls around me, so I only have the extra ones!

86. My best friend took away my only beauty and turned it into her partner. I said she was afraid that I would be sad. Haha... Why do you keep such a bullshit best friend? .

87. Today I saw my nemesis posted a photo of me with a blue face on Space, saying that I was her best friend. Who knows how I feel?

88. I have a blue face. He is handsome, many people chase him, he is very attentive, he is cute...should I love him?

89. Blue beauty ▲ Go to her bed and beauties △ Love him

90. People in love, don’t believe in blue beauty and beauty. If it turns yellow, if it turns red, you will turn green

91. A confidant can help you understand yourself more clearly, while a blue-faced confidant can silently open up another world for you.

92. Do you have this feeling: Lan Yan is always better than your boyfriend. When you are sick, his actions and greetings are always better than your boyfriend. Always come to you when you are bored.

93. Some people are not ordinary hypocrites. She liked many boys, but later she confessed her love to an injured boy, me, Lan Yan, and Lan Yan agreed! I'm speechless

94. It's amazing that you have a beauty, but the labor and management have a more advanced beauty than you. She can eat, drink, play, cry, and accompany me. Is she okay?

95. Give me a call when you feel sad or tired. No matter when or where I am, I will rush there immediately to drink and sing karaoke. To my favorite Lanyan

96. Without best friends, no Lanyan, no boyfriend, no god, no goddess, I still live a good life! !

97. I hate blue beauties the most. Why can you break up with someone else’s partner in front of an innocent mistress?

98. “It’s enough to have a top-notch deskmate, a funny deskmate, a best friend who won’t betray me, a blue-faced girl who understands me, and a handsome boyfriend who also understands me. "

99. "I have a cold." My lover said, "Pay attention to your health and go take medicine quickly." "I have a cold." Lan Yan said, "I'm downstairs at your house. Open the door to get the medicine."

100. You are my blue-faced confidant and I am your pink beauty. Written to Lanyan

1. The friendship between bosom friends does not have to be like juice, which is so sweet that it inevitably comes and goes in a hurry; Nor should it be like strong wine, which you drink to your heart's content, for you will surely lose your composure after getting drunk. A close friend is like tea, with a light fragrance, warm and moist in the arms, and lasts forever. A bosom friend is like a weak water. Three thousand people can only drink one gourdful of water. They were once rare in the ocean.

2. I just want to be your Lanyan and never change in my life!

3. The person you are most ambiguous with is often not your lover, but Lan Yan.

4. Lan Yan treats you like a buddy and loves you like a girlfriend. When you are happy, he goes crazy with you, when you are sad, he lends you his shoulder. If you let him indulge you, he will accompany you; if you fool around, he will support you.

5. The so-called beauty and beauty actually lack only a chance to turn around.

6. If you don’t get close intentionally, how could there be such a thing as Lan Yan.

7. You say that I am your eternal love, but you don’t understand the uneasiness in my heart.

8. A close friend is destined to create sparks, but you never know, because that is what is called love.

9. A close friend is neither far nor near. I'm so lucky to have met you. In my world, you are within reach.

10. Women always take it for granted to draw a clear line with Lan Yan, but they don’t know why this man is accompanying her.

11. Be my Lanyan, it has nothing to do with love, and don’t be afraid of losing.

12. I am your blue face, just to see you from a distance.

13. A confidant can help you understand yourself more clearly, while a blue-faced confidant can silently open up another world for you. A little more than friendship, a little less than love, somewhere between a husband and a lover, with spiritual communication but no physical contact.

14. Want to have a close friend or confidante who is neither a husband, nor a wife, nor a lover, but someone who lives in your spiritual realm, who can speak your mind, but is only A person who warms his soul but not his body. When you are injured, the first thing you will think of is him/her, who is your spiritual diary.

15. Everyone has this complex in their bones: they want to have a close friend or confidante, who is neither a husband, nor a wife, nor a lover, but who lives in your spiritual realm, A person who can speak his mind, but only warms his soul and not his body.

16. Lan Yan’s confidant can be said to be a brother or a sister. It's because the other party doesn't regard her as a woman, and she doesn't regard her as a man. In fact, the more she keeps repeating this, the more she worries that she will take that step.

17. Every woman probably has such a complex in her bones, wanting to have a beautiful soulmate. This Lanyan is not a husband or a lover, but the person who lives in her spiritual realm. He may not necessarily be handsome, but he must be mature, reliable, and considerate.

18. In the long river of memory, I will remember the you in my life and the you in my youth.

19. It is not easy to be blue-faced all your life. We still have a long way to go.

20. Come when you call, and go when you wave. In one sentence, it’s all for your own good.

21. I will always be a Lan Yan, whether you are still here or not, I will only recognize one.

22. You asked me how special you are, right? When you and I are in such a position, only a blue-faced confidant is the most appropriate. A message to Lan Yan

1. Lan Yan’s special feeling will make each other special and unique, and will make each other want to tell each other their inner thoughts or their own special experiences so as to make each other Use your own gender to answer the gap between men and women.

2. If you don’t believe in hard work and time, then time will fail you first. Don't deny your past, and don't use your past to involve your future. It’s not that you work hard because you have hope, but that you can see hope only if you work hard.

3. The rare friendship is the kind that you won’t miss day and night, you can talk about it when you have something to do, and you can laugh at it when you have nothing to do, and I call it Lan Yan.

4. The warmest moment today was when I said that I hate who I am now, and you said that I really like who you are now.

5. I think both men and women have the freedom to love a person, whether they are red or blue. If you love someone, you must be tolerant, respectful, loving, and caring.

6. When a girl confides her troubles to you, it is not a complaint, it is her trust in you.

7. When you don’t understand me, even if I show you my heart, you still won’t understand.

8. I want to have a close friend or confidante, who is neither a husband, nor a wife, nor a lover, but a person who lives in your spiritual realm, who can speak your mind, but is only A person who warms his soul but not his body. When you are injured, the first thing you will think of is him/her, who is your spiritual diary.

9. If you don’t have a close friend or confidante, don’t say that you live in the 21st century, but I live in the non-human century of the 21st century.

10. A little more than friendship, a little less than love, somewhere between husband and lover, with spiritual communication but no physical intimacy.

11. Life is often like this. What you think is hope is actually despair that sinks you deeper; and what you think is endless despair turns out to be full of hope around the corner.

12. It is enough to have this confidant in life! This is my answer to you.

At the same time, I also want to say to everyone that it is not easy to have a close friend in life. I hope you can cherish it and manage it well, because only true friends last a lifetime!

13. You discuss life and society with him, and you talk freely about your ideals and moods with him; you and him don’t need to face each other face to face, you and him often laugh and talk on the phone.

14. Lan Yan, I just want to thank you, thank you for tolerating such a bad me, thank you for always supporting me, thank you for always being with me.

15. He does not have the tyranny and neglect of his husband, nor the greed and pain of his lover. He has the magnanimity of a man and the gentleness of a man.

16. He will not allow himself to radiate the dazzling light of love, nor will he allow himself to ignite the burning flame of love. You miss him quietly and miss him silently.

17. Even if we are not a couple, I am afraid that you will fall in love with someone else. His name is Lan Yan.

18. In those years, we went crazy together; in those years, we laughed together; in those years, we cried together; we are brothers forever.

19. This Lanyan is not a husband or a lover, but the person who lives in her spiritual realm. He may not be handsome, but he must be mature, reliable and considerate.

20. Maybe as time goes by, you have become dependent on his talk. You are used to thinking about him every day, and you are also used to contacting him every day. Sometimes you don't even dare to guarantee that you and him are on the same level of friendship.

21. Everyone has this complex in their bones: they want to have a close friend or confidante, who is neither a husband, nor a wife, nor a lover, but a person who lives in your spiritual realm. Here, a person who can speak his mind, but only warms his soul but not his body. Love Sentences

22. What a person fears most is treating himself as an object, transforming himself according to other people's preferences and requirements, hoping for others' recognition and cherishment. You must understand that you are yourself, not an object. If you blindly accommodate others, you will eventually lose your own value, and others will just kick you away. Only when you have cultivated yourself well will others come to follow you.

23. Such a blue-faced confidant who is open-minded and without selfishness should be a beautiful scenery in life, a kind of wealth that cannot be measured by money. Keep a distance and innocence between each other. Only by interacting with each other can this friendship become more lasting. A beautiful woman with a blue face

A beautiful woman with a blue face

"The one who can be the confidant of a beautiful woman must be the best among women, and the one who can be the confidant of a beautiful woman must be the wise man among men."

I saw this sentence in a Sina blog, it is very classic.

I also agree with this statement, and there seems to be a faint secret of joy, as if I can be a beauty woman

Wait, think about it carefully, but it is not the case:

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Because once a woman becomes a man's confidante, it means:

She will never really get this man, because no man will treat his own woman as his own. As a confidante;

She must always keep an appropriate distance from him and maintain a mysterious reserve;

She must always be his safe haven, but not his. The place of return;

She will always know where her best position is, without the calmness of a wife, without the obsession of a lover;

She will always, always love this man more than anything else. This man appreciates her more, more

So, what kind of woman is such a woman?

Elegant, intelligent, restrained, a fine woman forged by experience! She may be the focus of the spotlight and may be a star in the social circle, but there must be a moment when she is the lonely wind in the dark night and the lonely rain in the cloudy day!

Because, the so-called beauty

is a woman's concession to the man she loves most, to the feeling in her heart that cannot be completely obtained, and she is not willing to completely lose it!

Such a woman is both painful and happy! But it may end up being more of a pain!

I respect such a woman, but I don’t want to be such a woman!

I believe: if you want a happy woman, don’t be a beauty. Anyway, I won’t let myself become anyone’s beauty!